The Beholder has 200 HP Cred Forums
You only have 15 HP
Last digit of your roll is the damage you do.
Second to last digit is how much you take as a counter hit.
Can you slay the beast before he devours 20 of your fellow Cred Forumsrothers?
Roll Cred Forums Roll you fools!
Get that you niga
STUNNING STRIKE
Rolled a nat 1. Next time roll with bardic inspiration.
Oh my fucking god you have to roll to see if you hit first you god damn noob
rolling
Imma fuck this guy right up
HNGHHH spirits of my ancestors guide my fists
A single damage to the beast, and 8 to yourself. How brave, and foolish.
7 damage to fuck face, 1 to me
rolling again
A 9! So much power! Your ancestors smile on you!
You have done well! Have a potion (+5 health)
super nigga death punch jahhhh
OH MY GOD I JUST DID 14 DAMAGE AND HE'S NOT DOWN YET
ROLLING AGAIN
MULTIATTACK ENGAGE
It was nice knowing you Cred Forums...
A swift one, two strikes, two damage and not a scratch for yourself.
nigga headbutt!
Behold my mighty power!
An even trade, careful hero, or your name turns to legend.
>HIND NOISES
Ok
reroll
Headbutts, as seen by the result, often harm the user more than the target.
blade of everlaasting glory, i summon thy to deal 9 dmg !
Fuck this one-eyed butch
The loud bard makes CHOPPA CHOPPA noises. It does little.
kkk
FLURRY OF BLOWS (PENIS)
jismatic spray at 3rd level!
A holy blade, he answers your call. Well struck!
the fuck I stumble on here?
I accept your challenge.
Fuck OP and DM, got in trouble for being on my phone at work. Hope you slay the monster! Will check in on the results.
> one-eyed butch
uuuuuhhhh.... eye stalks?
burning glans, 2nd level
>talking about that brown eye
I cast a lighting bolt
I cast flare.
extra action to "my compliments to the chef"
BLASTING FIST
Rolling
With this inertia I cast more lighting
I USE A RAGE ROUND AND CLEAVE
5 damage and zero taken
Rolling for more
I found a way to hit the beholder 3 times, you do have to be a boy though (rolling)
10 total damage
3 taken
gonna kill this fucker come on
17 damage done
10 taken
Might be all over for me this roll
22 dmg
10 taken
whew
29 dmg
12 taken
chain lightning, 6th level
piggy backing on lightning user lettem roll
Aberration be gone!
33 damage total and I'm out.
For the team I cast more lightning bolts
Holy smite plus empower
And more
Down to 8 hp brothers
Fuck one last hail mary
rokkkklllle
23 dmg done
13 dmg
this might be it boys, meteor swarm 9th level
smoke em if ya gottem
And another
Last strafe
32 dmg dealt
14 dmg
I can't feel my legs
>not rolling: don't embarass my gender get em
Again
Everyone post your damage totals and if you died, i believe the creature vanquished!
Summoner here. I summon the breathless goddess Corona-chan!
>Not rolling:
Damn...my life...for dah booty
One last smite
33 dmg dealt
14 dmg /1 remaining hp
17 dmg
The power of shia laboeuf comepells you
5
7
8
7
8
3
38. At what post did it die OP?
Next i shall summon Tonberry Pepe
Shit 31, dead but I may have lived if it was slain already. I had some good 0s
Fuck it I'm willing to die.
7 damage so far and 12 damage taken. For my final summons I command the lord and master, Foamy; to help smite this beast!
THE FINAL BLOW. WELL DONE!
Monster slain, with only three casualties I believe. Well done Cred Forums. For those fallen, fear not a chance for new heroes will come and for those who get XP, you will get bonus damage next thread! You are now level 2!
I still have one hp. I manage to summon a horny thot in attempt to drain the beast! 11 damage dealt so far