Im so glad you came over to play some video games with me user!

what the fuck is this

who is player 2?

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kik?

It seems we both suck at halo, what game should we play next?

You pick!

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Whack fu

>dreamcast
yessss

puts weird mannequin hand on foot

Oh you mean kung fu chaos? Sure! Great choice!

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If you show your soles I’ll just die.....

what GC games u got

I suck at those kind of games...

Yeah, I guess I'll tag along for this ride.

Put that shit back, I wanna play Cel Damage

Are you better since getting out the hospital?

Its ok user! Ill teach you the controls!
A is to jump, B is to duck, X is to attack, and Y is to change your weapons!

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so when does sex happen

C-can you play the first level for me so I can get the idea... I'm not good at games.

Show soles OP

what is this tomfuckery

check em

I dont think theres a button for "sex" user, sorry!

Are you feeling alright user?...oh well back to learning the basics, we'll start with something easy(ish)

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>spams X while moving around frenetically

it seems a good strategy...

i love your shirt. i love that show

Titiles or sniffles nigger

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I want to sniff your feet and eat your shit. Please.

I’d rather play Crazy Taxi...

That would be pizza
We don't want that
And if you do.......kys

xobx, kek

Oh only if you want me too, id be honored to show you the basics :)

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I agree

Ok :)

This same here

You look too young to be playing Halo OP

Oh man I think im having a diabetic seizure now

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It's a tranny faggot

>not having a mentally unstable gf to play vidya
Why live?

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KEK

Wasn't that what put you in the hospital?

THE FUCK?!

Lonely trap I see

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Then perish. i will be taking your video games and leaving you for dead

>not having a thicc gf to play vidya
whats the point of even living

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Nigga what?

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Funniest thread I saw on Cred Forums in a while. Thanks OP.

DON'T WORRY I'LL GET YOUR INSULIN, I'M CALLING 911.

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i...i have no idea what its about but go on, this is the best thread tonigth.

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next time aim HIGHER

Oh man thanks for the glucose tabs Im feeling better for sure!

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Thanks op you are not as faggy today

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>My SIDES

Also Degrassi drake poster in the house

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holy shiet, it is orange flavored. Can I try one?

have any Rugrats shorts?

Quality thread OP, today you were not a faggot

What the fuck

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Actually a tranny?

Oh man I swear I dont know what it is about that asian director dude, but I never can bet him

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This. Excellent work OP

You look like a virgin op

I'd suck your dick

oh ok, so we go back at playing again? sure

I was really hoping I could just watch you play Sid Meier's Pirates! Gold...

Oh god i think thats a tranny, i nutted to ot too. Forgive me my lord.

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>Jimi Hendrix poster
I need a sauce

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you mean, Mr. Takeshi?

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Post ladyboi lumps

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live @ the isle of wight

TRANNY ALERT FUCKNG TRANNY.

WHO EVER THE HELL HE IS IM GOING TO BLOW HIM AWAY FOR MAKING ME RAGE QUIT

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HEY ARNOLD > RUGRATS

KNOW THE FACTS WOMEN

Why are the hands fake

Wtf is wrong with the nail on your thumb?

10 out of 10
>shit thread tho

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Support the 2A baby gurl

calm down, it is just a game

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10/10 best thread ive seen in my time here

How's that ohio weather tonight?

Maybe youre right user, its just a game, sorry for freaking out!

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Can you be more specific or post the image itself?
It doesn't seem to match up

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Going to be pissed if i see a penis

bro what the fuck is this thread

take the other XOBX controller and lets play something else

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>search image on google
>no results

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Do you still think that gingers have souls? Or have you gotten over that?

Gold, that's what

Why do you look like an underage potato though?

FUCK RUGRATS KILL THE BABIES

>VIVAKILLINGGAYRUGRATS

It’s OPs “friend”.
Leave him alone, he has a “friend”.

Show your tits op. Wtf is this nonsense you ugly faced bitch

You get what you fucking deserve, user!

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Fuck the video games and show us your classic rock record collection plus nice trips

Fable

Ugly ass face show tits

It's o-okay just p-please put the gun down...

Show bussy

Can you tell us a bit about yourself OP? Are you happy with you're life?

It's either a dude or an extremely ugly chick, search elsewhere.

that gameee omg good times. play the city level, I think its near the end of the game

This. Your thread is fun but we need to jerk off

let's play gamecube instead

I mean if you're bored of playing video games, we can both step up the stakes

And play some russian rullet? That always interesting when I invite people over

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*roulette

O__O

oh no

Hahah but not really right?... r-right...?

Russian Roulette without drinks?

okay you g-go fist

We can't. You're out of bullets.

Please just lemme smash

Your clock is running backwards

OP's not old enough to drink, that's just a fat kid in a wig

And we thought the seizure was taking a turn.

You know I only play games on hard mode. Five chambers full!

It's mirrored

Well of course silly! I mean im on a 0-4 winning streak for my last 4 friends that came over.

Im bound to lose one of these times, but as the guest, I insist you go first!

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This thread is so good I'm actually reading comments of other's

This is one of the more creative things I've seen on /b in a long time. Made me forget about tits... For a few seconds.

if you lose the roulette you need to drink 1/3 of the bottle

Only if you post your soles

Kid, you need to put that back before you fucking hurt yourself

So it is.

Your thighs are so hot

Yuuup

You first

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...

B-but I saved your life...

rip

DONT DIE THEY WILL JUST USE YOUR BODY FOR SEX AND NUDES

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okay

NOOOOOO

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Collision of dubs

Brush your teeth with that .38 and lose weight cunt

And I thank you for that, but besides the point...

You won a round! You live another day, my turn I suppose

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looks like a fish with salt on it

Dont talk to her like that

>her

Thanks, my turn I suppose user

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You're looking at the barrell slots
Fucking cheater

...

swear to god if theres just a link to stream of OP blowing his brains out

O-okay but you be careful I don't want you getting hurt now.

wtf lol

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Nice WASR normie

Be careful haha you're too cute to die

I swear im not! But anyways its my turn

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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wtf

A real or larping (same thing) tranny with guns. I’m very concerned.

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holy fuck

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What did you do to you thumb nail that it has a giant ridge on it? Split your nail or thumb in half?

Yeah that's a dude

Woh! That was a close one, your turn user!

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hey alice... alice is that you?

heard of a toothbrush?

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ITS A FAGG

>u gon di

Oh shit Op is dead
1/3 chance since the barrels on the left are empty
If op survived then that means we anons are dead

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can you put away your boyfriends guns before you hurt someone

GIMME DIS

I fucking lold so hard

Nvm OP IS FUCKED

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Hahaha uhhh I don't like this game anymore can we play more halo

HEY UH WHY DONT WE GO BACK TO HALO? HEHEHEH.....

Cat paw tattoo

Does it spin on the trigger pull or the trigger release?

God you're so fucking ugly what the fuck. IDC if your a women or not i wouldn't let you touch me with a 100ft pole.

Nah I like this game
I get to know how it ends

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Nobody asked

Wait, all the other images have been mirrored.
OP lied to us.

It'll spin when the hammer is pulled back

Ooohh you sure showed him

Op is looking

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Thank you, I agree

Why is this thread actually good. Are good threads allowed on Cred Forums? Is this legal?

Uhh maybe we could play some Fusion Frenzy

Yet you're here

Kek

No but you can go fuck yourself you fucking stupid faggot. I bet you're op, offended by my insult. I got one thing for you, it's called toothpaste you stupid bitch. And if u really wanna stop horrifying the masses, a paper bag with two eye holes will work.

sooooo...... Did user died?

Wtf led to her setting this up

Op last chance delete thread to save your life

Tbh, I don't need you to be a female to play halo. Some of my greatest memories were playing co-OP with my bros.

Thanks user, I needed a laugh

>Her
First mistake

Jokes on you, I'm a virgin.

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Oh man! Looks like I win again... ;(

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im pretty sure thats the setup op was going

So pretty, your hair even matches your teeth

Hoes mad

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>this butthurt
Nobody cares

Damn. I'll see you in hell, OP.

oof 3 left

What's you're cunny taste like?

It's this reality

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Up the stakes, I want 3/6 filled

IF YOUR GOING TO BE A CHEATING FAGGOT AT LEAST GIVE ME THE SAUCE PF THE JIMI HENDRIX POSTER
OP IS THE TRUE LOSER

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P-please there's still time... Call an ambulance!

Tranny

Top zozzle.
Just admit this was all faked. I wanna see a webm of you with a time stamp putting the bullet in, spinning it, and pulling the trigger. Otherwise not impressed.

What are you going to do with the body?

God damn. I’ve never seen such cringe

But who plays Xbox with you now?

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I don't see you coming up with anything more clever or creative to entertain Cred Forums

Please... with my dying breath... I beg of you... Sit on my face... crush my skull like a melon... it's.. the least... you owe me......

You look pretty messed up user...

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Jesus the irony

Step on my face.. just... end it

Did you want me to just finish you off?

You'll DEFINITELY never get a girlfriend now with a face like that

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Still not sure if trap or just ugly. Either way, where's the Rugrats underoos?

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I'll post pictures of my penis if you want. I'll cum all over the place I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you?

NICE a more clear of posters
Sauce on all
Fucking cheater
OP just committed murder

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Either help me or end me. PLEASE

Then do it faggot

pls op... just.. show me your chubby boy ass hole before I die

Please, take my virginity first, I beg of you, I don't want to die a virgin.

I wasn't gonna get one anyway. Just end it please

Please... free me from this misery.... turn my brain to mush..... I don't want to be... as ugly as you.....

You look like Sam Kinison.

No let me be deformed, I will wear a phantom of the Opera mask

BUT WHO WAS CAMERA??!

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Are you sure user? My 7.62x39 round doesnt hurt that bad, and I can just put your body with the other 4 that lost?

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Here's a pic of my dick, faggot. Don't worry about the thing around my balls, it's a fashion thing. Yeah I bet I just made your day gay boy.

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Positive. Chicks dig the phantom of the opera

Take off shorts for user?

PLEASE FUCK ME FIRST I CAN'T DIE A VIRGIN.

Your lips look so soft and warm. Can I... can I feel them?

god damn OP has got legs

Second this

I want to spit in you're mouth

fuck it, post feet plz

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Gross

Where are the others?

can I play?

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Roll dubs to Stick ak in vagina/boi pucci

U a faaag?

gottem

I know right!? plz soles it up

fuck

Just crush my fucking skull between those thighs, that's where I want to die

Is... is this a b thread?
Holy shit, in my old age. Witnessing this again.

Too bad it ends in 4 replies

Haha dont worry about it! You survived a 38. to your noggin

Now lets go get you some popcorn or icecream or something! You deserve to be rewarded for being the first to survive!

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For a second I forgot about work, I was a neet again.

check em, now show us your chub body

Get to the point where you show us your austistic manlike A cups ya fucking faggot

Can I have tendies too

those moments you can never get out of ya

tits or gtfo

Wtf did I stumble across???

can we fuck?

Why type of icecream do you have?

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I know. I can't remember the last time someone actually tried in a Cred Forums thread

I'll play Halo if you put my cock in your mouth.

Everyone knows you play Russian roulette by sticking revolver in butt hole.

Why did this make me laugh so hard lol

Thanks for playing along everyone! Molly out!...of character atleast

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>xobx

WHAT

What was this about Molly

Alright good
Now show tits or dick

who wrote the story?

How old are you Molly.. so I dont feel bad later

Put me in screen cap

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God I love you

Never see anything besides porn on Cred Forums anymore, wanted to do what really makes Cred Forums worthy of visiting lol
Me kek
23

this is my favorite thread in years

good thread molly keep em coming

Do you have a boyfriend?

Molly, I love you please come back again.

10/10 thread

fuck you OP im jacking off to you tomorrow night rather you post nudes or not, I dont give a FUCK

Fair enough. Thanks for bringing in an interesting thread

why does your NES look so weird?

lmfao this thread........

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You’re one crazy tranny. Entertaining

If u show soles I can go to bed plllz

NO NIGGERS YOU FILTHY NIGGER

MAGA 2020

WHITE PRIDE WORLD WIDE NIGGERS

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so do you live in a shed or what

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you should hear it with sound, it's even better

Rounds* can't be a bullet if it hasn't left the chamber, faggot.

Can someone archive this? Bet this tranny becomes a mass shooter

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>Just admit this was all faked. I wanna see a webm of you with a time stamp putting the bullet in, spinning it, and pulling the trigger. Otherwise not impressed.
beautiful copypasta

I love you
Please be my girlfriend

hey, so to anyone that cares, this is what old Cred Forums used to be like. every single day, every single night. except not just one thread, it was at least six or seven. it was a different time back then, but in case you were wondering why boomers get nostalgic, well, this is it.

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IM IN LOVE
please show soles!
dying to sniff your feet

All kidding aside. Dentist. And yeah, even for Cred Forums, kinda scary.

Bruuuh same fuck

Fuck bob

Agreed

Please!

yeah man, i've been here too long.

Cringe and nostalgicpilled

THAT’S your only question? Kek

Please post your soles molly!!

What a fat weird freak you are. You make me think of the Tales From the Crypt episode "Death of some Salesman"

lol you are so inbred I could imagine you grunting and snorting as you and your inbred family buries your new husband to be in the basement.

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yeah it looks wrong

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PLEASE SHOW SOLESSSSS

IF THIS THREAD 404s BEFORE WE SEE THEM WE RIOT MOLLY

trigger disc tho

Beautiful

Yeah so, moral of the story, dont play gun games with trans chicks that have somewhere to hide bodies, and happens to be on a winning streak

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My life is incomplete not having a chub autistic gamer gf with ripe feet to worship :(

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ITS A GUY

Ummm. Ok. How weird!

Be my girlfriend please

I think it’s only far too since we played along and had fun for soles to be the ice cream we go for

Would suck those trans toes till I cum

>trans chicks
Ladies and gentlemen we got him
youtu.be/-15VC4Yxzys

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SOLESSSSSS

I will cum if u show your soles then I can go to bed plz

>When it’s a “funny” thread, but yeah, not really.

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You're face looks like the physical incarnation of protein farts

I genuinely love you your so fucking cute and I cant explain why my heart is throbbing fuck

SHOW ASS SHOW TITTY
PLS OP I BEG OF YOU

JUST SHOW US YOUR SEXY FILTHY MAN GIRL FEET. I CAN SMELL THEM THROUGH MY SCREEN

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What the fuck is this thread?
I think I need therapy after seeing this

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I was getting more of a hills have eyes offspring off it

Fix your brain.

It's literally because she's funny and creative, and showed some degree of non-NPCness by taking charge of a thread like this. Most people are boring and wouldn't be able to do something like this, so they are exceptional in that regard, even if they aren't traditionally very good looking.

Start new thread op

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That explains a lot.
I think it has a lot to so with nostalgia too. Plus theres the whole childhood love interest fantasy that I never really got to fulfill as a teenager.
Ops still a cutie though please hmu

Show benis plz :D

I SWEAR IF I DONT SEE SOLES IM GONNA KILL MYSELF

What do you mean not fulfill?

not even shitting, youre cute as hell. id totally be your bf, OP.

Fair play to op. This was class and they have a cool man cave.. possibly in 2 ways.

You fooled no one. EGS material here