I lived in the US illegally for ten years (02-12) AMA

Where do you prefer living? Which part of Mexico you from?

How many people are bilingual where you live now?

bruh this place is shit. theres nothing to do, nowhere to go. on the plus side the women here arent full on sluts and theres none of that pc bs here
in im Michoacan

that i know of like 5

>10 years
>2012

God I hope ice catches your fucking dumbass

Lol narc

2002 to 2012
keep up with the lore

Would you suck cock to come back?

in a heartbeat

He's back in Mexico though

Stupid faggot Cred Forumstard can't even finish reading a short sentence

Let's get together for a Steelers game and suck each other's cocks

No
I just hope that they catch and extradite him back to the US just so we can deport him again for the 10 years he stole

In all seriousness heffe whats the drug scene like down there,l

>In all seriousness heffe whats the drug scene like down there

too many got burnt alive for selling shit so its non existent in my area

Kek
His parents brought him when he was 4. You can't do shit but stay mad you helped pay for his education

Damn, so people are starting to push cartels away, or are they not as relevant as people make them out to be down there?

And is it possible for a white person to live peacefully there?

i dont have the full deets on that sortta stuff but ive been here for 8 years now and ive never seen any cartel activites or shootings. I guess it depends on where you live.

as long as you speak the language your good

>How many people are bilingual where you live now?

And how many are cunnilingual?

That's cool, always wanted to live in Mexico and that makes me feel a little more comfortable
Worked with a bunch of Mexican dudes in a carnival (spoke no english types) and they were the hardest working motherfuckers I'd ever met.
Idk where the lazy stereotype came from, you fuckers can work.

Pretty sure cartels only operate along the border, tourist towns, and the production areas. Have read more than a few stories of regular mexicans driving the shit out of their areas.

>Idk where the lazy stereotype came from, you fuckers can work.
From lazy whites who drink beer all weekend while the Mexicans to their yardwork

well it all comes down to education. most mexicans working in hard labor have no formal education so you have to take whatever job is available

Do most Mexican people consider weed a drug or is it treated like alcohol?

Pretty much my boat, 0 education so 100% labor not bitching tho

And you said the countryside is boring, so there's really nothing to do?

Hoy vamos a luchar por nuestro pueblo
pues lo valiente que me enorgullece
soy un Michoacano
ya me colgué el arma
y hoy me he convertido en un comunitario...

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its treated like it was back in the 60s in the US

boring af and empty

pass this dumb isnt worth dying for

That stinks.
How are the women?
And ik this is a a weird question, but you're serious about white people being treated normally? I mean, if that's true and if I dig around and you're right I sincerely want to move into the country and have my own place

It's super cheap to live there too, right?

Ik this is more about Mexico than your times as an illegal but oh well

how did you get monies?

the women typically dont fuck around casually or outside of a relationship.

if you dont speak spanish fluently youre gonna stick out and some might try to take advantage thinking your a tourist. Its cheap af tho yes

an allowance

That's what I like to hear; women that respect themselves
Not that there's anything wrong with a whore, but you know lol

That kinda just goes with the territory of a new country, I'm definitely going to have to study up on Mexico fs
Good thing Spanish really isn't that difficult of a language, I have it half learned but will definitely work on getting fluent. I can understand but have a difficult time speaking it.
How far could you stretch 5000$ if you had it? I mean how long could you live on that

depends on how much you spend.
thats its 4/5 of what my mother makes in a year
i only have to pay water internet and the electric bill so it would get me through a year maybe more

Is your family happy/are you happy? How is your home life?

due to some family issues we were barley scraping by a few years ago but now that i got a job things have been good.

What's the jobs like down there? Like what do you do?
And did your education in the US help or does that not really matter?
I'm sure you weren't expecting a billion questions about Mexico, but I am legitimately considering coming there within the next year

i sell porn online and have never had a real job but if your working in a field from 7 to 7 youd make 200 pesos a day (around 12 dollars)
if you have at least a high school education youd make the same working 8 hrs as a cashier

simply knowing english has helped me since im working towards being an english teacher

Fucking kek
That pay is atrocious though, I make 12 an hour as a janitor atm lol

That's really cool about knowing English, you plan on working in a school or will it be freelance?

maybe in a school not sure yet

Describe the food to me user

tortillas with everything

Who puts manteca on their tortillas?

wtf
no one thats for cooking

Tell me the best thing/worst thing about living in Mexico

Is it safe to bang hookers down there or are they disease ridden and cartel affiliated?

And thank you for being so open. I really appreciate it man

My parents used to use manteca on their tortillas like butter on bread

>Michoacan
Why hasn't your beaner ass gotten shot

Goddamnit OP don't let the flame die out

Where do I find you and what times are you usually alone?
>inb4 lol ur huse iff ur mum

are you mexican?