What would you do if I posted my address here and it happens that I live really close to you?

What would you do if I posted my address here and it happens that I live really close to you?

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buy you something at 7/11

Make you check my dubs

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Go to your house

depends on how close

That's so nice, fren

Close

Let's say in the same city/town

I'd rape and murder you, then rape you again.

Invite you over to chill. Maybe get some pizza and beer.

I'd make him check THESE dubs

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That's not cool, user. Are yuo insane?

Woaw, that's what frens do! I would love too hang out with a fren like u

Maybe next time, fren

>same city
I can drive for 30 minutes in any direction and still be in the same city user, I might just mail you something nice

if you were within 10 minutes I might swing by with a 6 pack and a shitty dvd

You seem like a nice user, I would love to be frens with such a cool guy/gal!

do you live within 10 minutes of me?

Most likely not, fren. You can drive thru my whole town in less than 5 minutes

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gimme a state, I travel a bit.

Well so i guess you are her at the loony bin then.

You prolly don't travel to yurop fren, but it's okay we can be frens here

that is true, euro is a little far from ausfailia for me to swing around with beer

its the thought that counts right?

i would tp your house maybe give you the good ole flaming bag of dog poop

Yes! Hang in there fren and don't fall. It's dangerous down there

You're mean

Idk, prolly swing by and suck your dick. No homo

Mail you 5 dollars you poor sonavabitch

Nothing. Nobody gives a fk

we can play smash and then smash

That's scary user

I don't ask for money fren

Some anons do care, don't be so selfish

I'm not a fan of smash but as long as we hang out sure!

>scary

who doesn't like having their dick sucked?

Ask if you have a sister or female cousin, that is single.

No seriously nobody cares fuck off faggot

Scary??
Are you 10??

Age?
Sex?