Rekt thread

rekt thread

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seen it

Why does his head explode

post rekt videos

His head caught another pillar beforehand

rekt threads are gay and unoriginal
always the same videos

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Where dis?

train station

also seen it before it was reversed left to right.

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> hurr duur same shit each thread
> doesn't even post content

fucking phoneposters need to shove their phones up their asses and shitpost with their rectal warts.

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wow, was going to say "china quality bridge" until i saw all the nieblenks getting out of their cars

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Ahh yes, the proud all woman engineering firm.

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Was that mph or kph ?

this is a darwin one right?

at that speed, it hardly matters, but i'd say kph, because that seems even faster, even if it isn't.

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There was a fire inside the tank the whole time, building up pressure.

i don't know if either of them had kids before this. it's only a Darwin if they remove themselves from the gene pool.

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OK, now instead of looking between their legs, why don't we check what college they got an engineering degree from?

If any.

Yes, we must warn our children about the dangers of promoting themselves on social media.

Obviously they couldn't walk BETWEEN the two railways.

Because that's DANGEROUS.

we must warn our children about the dangers of doors!

and swimming pools.

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Pipe down stupid bitch

i think the one in red survives.

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click bait journalism is a terrible thing.

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Who would ever think that's a good idea.

removing any future opportunity for them to have kids is paramount.

bruh

good one

well deserved

That was the guy that crashed first what about the camera guy?

i saw the clear version of this with sound. his body was divided into several pieces.

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kph.
No bike can do those speeds in MPH.
And unlike what this retard says, it makes a massive difference at those speeds.

Hey I looked it up. Has more to do with corruption(contract bidding) and there really isn't indication women were responsible.
Go figure, corruption and corporations together make politics.
Your making shit up.

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>And unlike what this
>retard says, it makes a massive difference at those speeds.
No it fucking doesn't, a crash at 200mph will have the same effect as a crash at 700mph

if it's mph, it will have sonic boom.

Fried beans, my favourite

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I hate this.

820605491 was right. i drive cars and bike near those speed, and after 200kph, you won't feel any more faster although you're really going more fast. IT DOESN'T make any difference anymore.

The forces at 700 over 200 would be nearly CUBED. Not squared, but cubed.
That is not the same effect.

Jesus you fucks are retarded. The speed of sound at sea level is roughly 720mph. Nowhere remotely close to a sonic boom.

> I don't feel like it's real, therefore it's not real
Woman detected

I also looked it up as well. It’s because cunts are basically retards.

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This one is fucking horrifying, yet at the same time, I have so many questions:
>why isn’t the person behind the camera helping them?
>why can’t they just unlock the gate?
>where is God?

he crashed too and died. even worst than the one on the front, decapitated.

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god only appears on toilet paper after wiping an arse.

he will live. the space is big enough to fit small chinese frame.

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miaminewtimes.com/news/munilla-family-firm-behind-collapsed-fiu-bridge-are-major-miami-political-players-10176950
Uhh huh.

this one goes between the big chain and sprocket, but never gets through. a painful slow death.

Some guy landed sitting on the bike

Lol yup all women engineering team accomplishment. They spent a bit of money advertising it. For equality reasons. Lmao lmao lmao.

It's funny to think the companies efforts for "inclusiveness" that betrays the idelas of actual equality (letting merits speak for themselves instead of being put on a pedestal because of the sex you were born)
Ended up costing this companing millions. At least tens of millions actually. Lolol

look at it from the bright side, she was already black to begin with

>when the pipeline explodes but you filled the tank in time

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No there was no fire inside building up pressure. You idiot. Physics don't allow that. You super idiot that just thinks imaginary reasons and solutions without any peer review and posts it like it's some kind of non shitpost contribution.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STUPID AS FUCK PEOPLES REEEEEEEEE

It's kinda amazing how he splits in two. Doesn't even look like he's going that fast and that blunt pole splits him down the middle. It looks around the same speed as someone who just fell off their motorcycle.

Oh they are educated all right.
It just sucks coz I Kno teachers that give grade bumps to pretty young women for no reason and then the possibility of a female teacher which just hurts your argument even more.
Oh no! think before you do stuff. Just like the bridge. Think about peer review before you waste a few dozen million.

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people falling from bike are decapited and splitted in half.

Mother fucking chris-chan please tell me he died

Roastie, go be desirable. Kek

Thank God that extra 30 seconds of nothing is there

it's not possible to live life 100% risk free
trains on a track
who does expect that?

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Anyone actually know what that smoke that got him was? Was that another car creating dust?

it looks like another bike goes around the bus, hits a car, then the first bike hits the bike

seen
seen
seen
seen
seen

You faggots actually suck at gore posting lmao. I can't believe Reddit is more original then a bunch of you fucks.

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Is this the one arson fire from China?

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its almost worth it
i thought that at first but ive read it a few times in dif threads now

Did they die?

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Never gonna walk my fat self on a stop escalator again

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WTF drugs are these chinks on

And that's why you watch your kids

Spaghetti penis balls

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anybody know of any servers where i can find some absolutely fucked up shit? (if you post any without it i'm leaving it)

Then leave.

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hey i wanna join some fucked up servers anybody got any they know of or are in?

>arson
Nope, global warming.

story?

Some Turkish twats.

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If you're this retarded you DESERVE to die

nice try fbi

bro i really just want to join some servers like that. i want to see some awful shit, i swear. i use threads like these as distractions. i need more than just these threads, though. message me at thoseFallenKings#5136 if you wanna chat or if you have any servers. thx.

You actually sound like you're 12 years old

no fucking shit, i could've thought of that myself

mhm thx for your input.

just go to bed kiddo

France.

Death is death, the end result is the same, the speed doesn't matter after a certain point.

Lol board of directors and the actual engineering team are different
Women should just stay home

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Which anime is this from?

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Is he ok?

Was he tazing her or tenderizing her meat?

I need more on this one, holy shit

yes, he walked away 5 minutes later

Did he just kill everyone on the bus out of spite?

He was distracted by a crazy bitch.

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A very humane way of getting rid of squirrels

Fucking nerve gas. Every single time.

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Oh come on now i know youre fooling. 10 minutes tops i would guess

He deliberately turned hard off the bridge

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Definitely looks like UK and definitely looks like some low life nigger coward to me!

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Best and most effective way of exterminating those cockroach refugees.

r u reatarded? He got shot

I had no idea.

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Liberal/left gurls with misunderstandings of the reality of life and human nature
>cultural studies majors
Go to some islamic rural area with out male escort
Get beheaded

Truly sad

Yet Europe want to bring these people in by the masses

>WEEP FOR THE CULTURE

so natural selection.

km/h, blinking light is rpm limiter

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you're gay and unoriginal
always sucking the same 20 donkey dicks

wtf

I'd like to dump a few buckets on/in that

How stupid are these people like wtf?

>comfy.webm
he was too white

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why the fuck is everyone slowly undressing in this??

to all us faggots here: your country is really way beyond fucked up. the only one who might restore things to normal is adolf hitler himself, and he's dead

and this is not to offend or anything, i guess we're at the same level here in like a decade or so, just saying

Fucking horrific. Worse than any of these rekt videos.

she wanted to die brainlet

>imagine being this delusional

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dumb nigger, why is it so hard to cooperate!?

wtf is this supposed to be?

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i hope this was at amazon

She wanted to cross and not miss that train.

Monkeys have used tools for a long time

we must secure the existence of our people

any servers i should join? just put the part after / thx

90% of All here are so stupid Deaths... Like WTF

Anyone have the black guy dry humping the chick in a tree?

story?

Any mexican fellow that has the Ingrid Escamilla death pack?

Chinese people locked in their house because of virus

nvm

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you answered your question before you asked it

It's called the JFK affect

This is the rarely seen nigger mating dance.

Did he kill himself? Someone knows?

Are those fucking teeths?

>where is God?

where is god, indeed

kek

>be me
>yasuo main
>retard bans my champion
video related

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> Got the feel.

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> Sorry, wrong webm.

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Why god?
Why did I know that would happen?

What caused all this carnage, multiple bike collisions?

lol wut

A muslim with an agenda.

Hell yeah brother

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Found the sinner destined for Hell!
:)

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Good boy never relaxed.

Thats one stabby arab!

Blessed 666

Post the other webm of the chinks installing this.

Typical nigger

20 years later they all immigrated to the U.S.

He listened to too much rap.

>how to drive a bus

that bus was swerving all over the road, thus not a desirable way to drive a bus, nor for the driver, nor the passenger, nor for the other commuters.

Both lacking in accuracy & wit.

thread's over, people, the Cred Forumsshits are here.

tell us about the jeeeeeeeeews, polly

LOL!
Found the faggot!!

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MODS MODS MODS

kek

also dubs, chek'd

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sad to see sad incels on Cred Forums mock a guy and his bro going outside, being sociable, helping eachother improve. I guess racism will live on for aslong as white people continue to be stupid.

I'VE SEEN FOOTAGE I STAY NOIDED

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Bait

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And a truck

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He is lucky that was safety glass and it broke into millions of tiny pieces

Nerve gas side effect

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shut the fuck up you fucking n
i'm literally gonna come on Cred Forums every fucking day and post webms of black people getting OWNED. lmao fucking tryna claim that white people are the problem. SHUIT THE FUCK
UP.

did he make it

Why tf is it always just a beheading when they capture women?

Why cant we get a decent gutting alive or heart being ripped out?

watch the fucking video you fucking cunt his body was scattered all over the road

It took him a while to recompose himself.

DUN DUN DUN!!!!!

FATALITY!!!!

idgi how did his body get separated like that just from falling off a bike? was he attacked from behind by a drug cartel and they chopped him up? clearly there's some missing footage.

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Is this the Harlem shake bus

no, im scared

So did he.

what's with the moronic flag?

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With fava beans and a nice chianti

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That poor bike.

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imgur.com/mLMjAfQ

Ty, thats a new one for me

anyone have the vid of the camel?

fake.

european union rules of health & safety dictate that all wheelborrows used on high rise buildings be attached to a rope to ensure safety of those beneath.

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>aintclickindatshitnigga.jpg

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the incident that motivated a young bruce lee

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Does that look luck fucking europe?

>not calling it "bollock-naise"

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he was shredded into pieces, so yeah he's probably fine

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MODS MODS MODS
GET THE FUCKING MODERATORS IN HERE
MODS MODS MODS
BEFORE I NEED A BEER

Is there a version of this with audio?

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kys retard, this is not the place for you

Yes but you can't play audio webms on /b

why not? do i need to activate a Cred Forums pass, it is getting a little irritating proving i'm not a robot all the time. This is why reddit is streets ahead of this site imho

you need Cred Forums gold

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how does he grab the pillow when hes dead?

I've seen the long version of this and some UK police faggots are a couple meters away just staring and acting like nothing happened.

who is that?

it's a scene from the Joker film

kekmao at the free fall worker on the top left

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budd dwyer

Coronavirus Patient?

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hang yourself chapotard

>Neo. I believe.

i yelped. this was the only webm in the thread that made me yelp

So fucking satisfying

Wrong post moron.
Nice bait though.

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what even is this

Niggers gonna nig.

It was likely not a conscious effort since the last few seconds of life wouldn't allow that much motion, just nerve impulses and muscle contractions of a dying man, notice how he tenses up briefly and then immediately relaxes and sinks back into the couch

racist cunt

That's a new one XD

Thanks for sharing x

the jokes just write themselves, don't they

kek

dubs chekd

he might even have survived since kids skulls in this age are still soft

/gif lets play audio webms up to 5MB without a Cred Forums gold. Lot's of rekt threads there too.

imagine beeing this stupid

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i searched all of b for ''/gif'' but there were no results. should i wait for people to post it?

Worst yenga player ever

unrelated & technically not a rekt

but I ate some nachos earlier and my stomach is actually really bad, like i don't feel good at all. i've been going vegetarian for a few weeks but this dinner has fucked me up

And just like that, four people got fucking decimated. Begone. Cease to exist.

Why did you try vegetarianism?

for animals & shiet. also i usually only go to the bathroom once a week when i eat meat diets... but when i just eat vegetarian food i go to the bathroom regularly. hmmm

Contribute whore

>OK, now instead of looking between their legs
That's what we weren't doing.
If we'd been doing that no one would have died in that bridge accident.

Monkeys monkeying around kek

did they cook?

oh fuck off you racially divisive gammon

I think all these questions are answered by simply saying "God" to each.

Good

What's that!? A train!?

Hold on let me take a quick shit RIGHT NEXT TO THE TRACK.

Fucking India LOL

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Just because you don't eat an animal doesn't mean it won't die. Someone else will eat it. It's already been bred, raised, killed and put in a grocery store for, if not you, someone else to consume. Not trying to shit on your choice, just my view

same here, it was so horrifying when he said ''ow''

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Lmao the cops are being bigger niggers than the nigger is

bbc.com/news/world-africa-49029505

Bangladesh. Different than India

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If you're reincarnated, you won't want to return as an animal. Fax

Fack off ya cunt

Somebody call da amberlamps

lol he got shot in the ass

Feels good...

MODS MODS MODS

>If Cred Forums was indian

why did Cred Forums give this fag some dubs, he's so undeserving what a cock muncher

>pussys kicking over an old man for no reason

this fucking site man grinds my gears

Wasn't that the shitty feminist bridge that was supposed to prove that an all women crew can build stuff just as good as men, if not, better?

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No u

anything that kills a nigger is a win in my book

What in the holy fuck did this retard attempt to do?
There was 0 chance the truck driver could see him and he drives straight under the wheels.

feel like a big man being racist on Cred Forums but irl you weak ass white bois sit the fuck down when a black person enters the room. Kek