What's everyone's thoughts on the coronavirus?

probably made up tbh
some fake news reports and a little CG, probably a video game ruse cruise

China just going along with it because we're all so brainwashed that we'd never believe them if they denied it anyway

Just. No.

Hope it kills more chinks.

Based

Kek

that shit needs to hit Sub-Saharan Africa.
Clean out the retards there.

God you sound like a whiney cunt

Im tired of threads asking what my thoughts are

>Cred Forums isn't a dead datamining only use left site run by bored jews!

kek. right.

>this thread will still live on because so few actual people are here

Kek and sadness.

Chinese bioweapon.

Over a million actually infected, over 50k dead, and its GOING to hit the USA hard, I just hope we handle it better than China has.

...plenty of data, more worries what actually happens with that data than the virus itself

Hahaha... It's actually relatively harmless. Classic media hype bullshit and you're over there shitting your pants.

Whats its end game Cred Forums?

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Take of the sweater vest and pull your dad's dick out of your mouth.
Not everyone is a scared white middle class male trying to cling to hope. I'm not uncommon, it just isn't your world.

This is untrue. Children and elders are effected by it the most. If you're under the age of 10 or over the age of 50 you have a far greater chance of dying from it. Also, one of the doctors in China who died from it recently was 34. You're an idiot.

Imagine being this dumb, lol.

the same as its always been....currency, control, fear and power

Not user you're talking to originally, but why are you so mad? Is it because you have no education?

Its the new king of Cred Forums

Corona CURED NOW??

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GHANA"

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Popular Ghanaian Gospel singer, Stella Aba Seal has openly advocated for men to be allowed to marry 2 wives as long as they can take care of them.

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"Gospel TvAfrica
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Pastor launches expensive ‘holy oil’ to protect members against Coronavirus."

Isn't it weird how no one outside of Asia has gone seriously ill? Its not like the Chinese people eat antibiotics like candy, has the biggest population of smokers and is a very polluted country.

If the virus would have broke out in any other part of the world there wouldn't have been close to the same amount of fatalities.

China is trying their hardest to not let the virus spread enough to have them fined for endangering mankind.

When’s the next one?

we had SARS, we had MERS
and china was able to prevent a global outbreak
it looks like the chinks are not able to contain it this time
so this will going to be a world wide pandemic
we have world wide corona virus outbreaks every year
with most people it only causes a common cold
so it's a lot of fuzz about trivial stuff
after some years we will laugh or forget about this
remember people where worried about the millennium bug?

>Cred Forums isn't just another media influence datamining site like all the rest
>27th what's your opinion on this shit you don't care about thread
>this is very important because there is a huge conspiracy and also other things are happening and this is covering it up and collusion with israel also stink bugs

My opinion is who cares make threads worth replying to

I think coronavirus is a pretty cool guy. Eh infects via snot and doesn't afraid of anything.

remember when we figured 9/11 was an inside job pulled as an excuse to slowly strip away more freedoms and it was? Remember how we literally know that and don't really care much?

I think I got it already and its pretty suckybut no more dangerous thn the common flu

China has about 150,000 infected. It probably won't be as infective to people who don't have to spend 20 minutes coughing black shit up every day because they live in a heavily industrialized society with few air quality controls.

You should as those dead chinks are gonna spread a super virus across the globe.

Yes, like how the world ended with the evil Bird Flu... or the evil swine flu... or SARS... or MERS or all the other influenzas we've had over the past few decades.
The media rolls up the horrors every time, and every time it's just the sniffles with a few sickly people dying because they were very old or frail.

Unironically this

Fuck off back to redit

Lol

The media just needs it's extra dollars when immigrant related can't be displayed in public. Corona will pass and no one will remember. If left unchecked it might become something bigger but I really doubt it's a big thing anyway.

Just dont cover it. Do we cover the flu? No, so stop the bullshit the deathrate is as of the flu

I bet you're a real hoot at parties

LOL

>Let the earth cleanse the worst generation
so your idea is to wipe out all Gen Y and Gen Z? That is a little harsh although a pretty solid argument.

Hard to argue when you put it that way

I hope it kills every last one of us.

ABC News in Australia just released a warning about an infected chink who travelled on a full train. We're fucked.

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Just a meme.

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this is horrible, it also turns people into salad!

But then it will kill your boy Bernie and you’ll have no NEET bux for that sweet new gpu.

Should be devastating trump's voter base by November. Can't vote with pneumonia. He will probably call foul and the election is untenable and unfair. Then we get to shoot each other.
Fun times.

Underdeveloped bioweapon gone awry. Some lab tech got lazy and now we all pay the price.
Just wash your hands as you normally do and continue to practice basic hygiene and you'll be fine.

Those are plentiful here the field of fuckwitts is blooming.

Avoid water wash your hands with heated sand, consume 99% Alcohol to kill the virus.

I heard China is handling it the right way....in case you weren't aware Chinese government has been executing infected individuals....good job Pooh Bear way to run a country

How does it feel to be mentally retarded?

Africa sounds amazing.

Citation?

It's the flu and will be back next year around the world. Millions will die from it every year.

True, true, true, I don't know where these idiots get their info. Maybe social media but not the news?

terror

Sounds like another whiny incel to me.

It’ll be gone soon.

That is not salad but kale or kraut, a german delicatesse delivered to asia to aid them. Turns out it made you retarded too.

Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, the director-general of the World Health Organization named the novel coronavirus COVID-19.

This, next to the three flu strains and lung flu, this will become just another equation in annual diseases.

[citation need]

>Plague inc
>Media hides Corona virus "beginning"
>Probably a lot more serious than it seems now
>Vaccines will probably just delay effects
>Corona virus kills off significant portion of population
>May or may not spread widely in the US

I heard your mother is into robotic lesbian cock and ball torture
look it up

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Whatever niggers just lay down and die. Hope it hits you hard REAL hard.

jerk to that fearporn bro
great fantasy going on there.

Not much worse than the flu. Many people will die but it's hype, you don't hear about all the people dying from the flu every year. But it is good to get prepared for the real killer that will come sometime in the future.

That's a phage, kills bacteria not humans.

Don't worry user teehee! Have some bat soup!

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more like 4 and a half billion of them

Go watch a youtuber named "Styxhexenhammer666"
He's been covering the Corona virus way back when it first started to spread. He's been consistently trying to get people to buy purified water, rice, legumes, and other long term life support objects so people can take on a multi-week shortage of foods.

It's gusty deadly enough that the world believes China when they every one of the deaths was from the disease while they camp and remove political deserters

Needs to go global and reach plague level asap.

BREAKING NEWS. FLU SPREADS 4800 NEW CASES IN THE US TODAY AND 86 REPORTED DEATH

Those are rookie number got to pump them nunmbera

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1 billion. Only about 3 billion people in the world. You will learn all this when you get to high school.

That's a slow day for the flu, 2017 the flu killed 61000 Americans.

BS. Not on the real news.

>You will learn all this when you get to high school
After getting my phd I don't want to go back to hs.
But you are confirming what user said: corona makes you retarded.

The coronavirus mutate the paranoia symptom without using DNA points

Fitting that the US based WHO doesn't send food and medic aid, but the once hated nazi germany does. Although kale is somewhat disgusting if prepared wrong, same as brussel sprouts.

>somewhat disgusting
No, no no, it is absolutely disgusting and tates like 5 days consecutive worn socks if prepared wrong. But over here that type of kale is called chinakohl, because asians like how it smells and import that shit.

Overblown. We have some big scary outbreak every year or two and then it goes away and everybody forgets.

China is trying to save face but everyone knows it's far worse. A regular citizen recorded the extent of the virus and has disappeared. They admitted that they have him. They are trying to contain the information but Poo Bear is hellbent on silencing those in ground zero. All these hospitals that they're building? Yeah, it's basically Houses of Dying like Mother Theresa had in India when she was alive. It's far worse and it isn't going to get better. This thing is going to spread further out. All we can do is watch out and hope they can find some sort of vaccine. All things said, for sure, China's economy is suffering badly. Hell, here in the USA, the Asian owned businesses are not getting many patrons.

Hopefully it spreads to Africa and India and fixes the population problem
There's about 2.7 billion in both countries

India is not a country faggot, it's a continent

Retard

Just like the country of Africa

It's both you actual retard. India specifically is a subcontinent nigger. A quick search will show you how unbelievably retarded you are holy shit nigger

>Africa
>A country

Wrong. India is a country in Asia, south Asian. For someone criticizing how easy a cursory google search is you dumb

Really shows how dumbass humans overreact to... everything. Look at all the idiotic conspiracy theories whirling around. Over 10.000 dead from domestic flu this season yet no one talks about that.

Its not shit beer

India needs to fuck off, just like it did 550 million years ago.

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Its a big deal because china is so sardine can packed it leave a massive margin for the covid-29 to Spread and increase the odds of mutation. Its bad already

Covid-19 that was a typo

There are literally more people dying to the flu than to this virus. Meanwhile the journalist next door needs another clickbait story and writes that it's the apocalypse, armageddon, valhalla and gay vampire sharks with laser eyes at the same time.

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Trolling
It's that easy

What the fuck does Valhalla have to do with your statement?

You're a stupid nigger

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To me Africa is all one big shitty country.
The best part of Africa are the areas with no Africans

All real europeans go to valhalla once they die. No joke, old nordic, teutonic and celtic religions are on the rise again here and most of those people are conspiracy theorists that clickbait for money. Guess that is why that user mentioned it. An example would be old germanic Heilkunde, some crude idea of how sacrifice, ghosts and crystals can heal everything.

The death ratio for the flu vs the corna virus is low Corona kills like 2% and the flu kills way less than half. Coronavirus also kills people who aren't really old or young. Basically it kills otherwise healthy people. The flu doesn't

The trouble is that Coronavirus is much more virulent than the flu.

Chinks had it coming

Subcontinent ≠ continent nigger.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_flu
Basicly only killed young adults.
Flu is the worst killer by far, it just depends on the mutations from season to season.

my father is member of CCP (china communist party), and he said there are already 57,000 dead, 1.8 million confirmed cases, and almost more than 350 million people under quarantine. the 49 crematories in wuhan has been burning 1,200 bodies daily for the last 20 days now.

I specifically said in my post that it was a subcontinent. A subcontinent is basically a piece of a continent. Holy shit nigger please kill yourself and PayPal me all your money before

correction: 250 million under quarantine or lockdown.

Just another flu. Hype will die down when media gets bored

Does he own an anal bleaching shop? I think I know him

>has been burning 1,200 bodies daily for the last 20 days now
And that, my friends, is why you should at least make your bait plausible.

nice high score and lots of protein receptors its a very based virus

I don't have it yet, so it's not as bad as the 2009 Swine Flu, which pretty much infected the entire globe.

>correction: 250 million under quarantine or lockdown.
My uncle works at nintendo, they quarantiend half a billion so far, he said.

Made in China

This

My dad is the president of China he said 1 billion are quarentined

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My dad is the original rice farmer, he says they’re all dead

No, those are "!nfected by influenca", "possible infection by corona", "269 confirmed death", "24k severe cases"
Fuck off with your "ability" to wrongly translate chinese

this is an old data. now it's more than 50,000 deaths, and 1.5 million with confirmed cases. doors are locked, no water and telephone. no food, and they are locked down for death.

u r wrong

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You are right, I fucked up the last one, standardised chinese is hard as fuck to read. The last one after a quick google search says: "24k confirmed infected" not "severly infected. My bad, but as europoor learning chinese I would say I am not that bad.

I don't worry much about China getting this under control since they are extremely autoritarian, intelligent and know how to run stuff.

However when I heard the shit got to India all I thought was "well, this is it"

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It's neither my picture nor my translation, I just saved that from here the other day

Then you now now some troll either wrongly or in his full capability translated that image. But what shocks me is that a chinese govt news agency coloured the deaths in green. The fuck, green is universaly marked as good or colour of hope. So people, you better be happy almost 300 people died.

Can’t touch me ‘cause I don’t go outside.

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lazy like the chinese, it could do waaaaay better

>green is universaly marked as good

doubt that, tha meaning of colours varies greatly in cultures

>!nfected by influenca
That one is death by influenza, but you are pretty not bad at reading moonspeech.

not into Corona. Bud Light guy here..

>moonspeech

It's not moon speech.

It's a human language spoken on earth.

You're just making excuses for not knowing it.

nothing like a fucking hot beer filthy degenerate

Only Godzilla can save us!

I thought it was a million scadillion.

Can infect you via internet i have heard in another thread

It's no biggie

moonspeech is a meme here on that very own image board originating as copycat from asians boards. It is neither racist nor meant in a bad way, hell, hentaichan and dictatorchan user even use that term commonly.

White guy here from dutch. In 2018 i ate bat soup in Wuhan fresh market just for fun. AMA

Is it safe to fly from US to Thailand now? I wanna bang traps

imagine your dog getting wagged
then defending it with redditspeak on Cred Forums

It's not deadly enough.

First off, what the fuck is wrong with you?

>standardised chinese is hard as fuck to read
You have never been to backland china I guess? You will be hopelessly lost without a guide, because they both don't speak mandarin, nor write in it and are most of the time not able to. The trip there was simillar to visiting mexico and expecting them to understand english. Their language and written words are hell on earth to learn.

What? I just tried it under the pressure of my employer. Its not that i enjoyed it buddy. Kanker

Uhm fuck China and it's people. They deserved the virus with their fucked up diet of bats. Hope they all die fkn rats

>their fucked up diet of bats
The virus came from pangolins, a rare species almost extinct, but they look really cute, almost like armadillos

Oh so you would suck him off if he told you to do that too. Ok faggot. You're still a weirdo.

Oh but still a fucked up thing to eat. And yea they are pretty cute

>of
What a fuvkng nigger

>Oh but still a fucked up thing to eat.
They usually don't get eaten, same as rihorn horn, asians think ingesting the pengalin scale increses their potence. You can't even really blame China in generall for this as the trafficing of those creatures ´currently gives you a life sentence there (they are not joking around with protecting animals). It was just some arsehole trying to black market sell this animal.

>rihorn horn
*rhino horn

Hopefully it keeps killing people. Itd be great if it spread accross california, washington, and oregon. Get rid of of all the homeless, mexicants, and leftist faggots.

Pretty related
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7992087/Chinese-police-seize-38-000-illegally-trafficked-wild-animals-20-days.html
They broke down smuggler rings with militarry force. After corona they are finally going to be western, their people are now wanting western standards of ecologic and animal support.

I think it's going to be bad. From day one China were silencing doctors who spoke out. We know they lied about SARS, why wouldn't they lie about the Coronavirus? Even if they were being 100% transparent they can't know how many people are infected due to the vast population of China. Japan said they would have trouble testing 3,000 people. It's killed as many people as SARS did in 8 months in 1 month and it's nowhere near as deadly as SARS was. How infectious is it if it can kill 8 times the amount of people in the same time span?

You have Prof Gabriel Leung, the chair of public health medicine at Hong Kong University saying at a 2-2.5 R0 we may see 60% of the population of earth becoming infected. theguardian.com/world/2020/feb/11/coronavirus-expert-warns-infection-could-reach-60-of-worlds-population

Well it turns out the real R0 is more like 4.7-6.4 medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.02.07.20021154v1

The incubation period (the period where you are carrying the virus but show no symptoms) ranges up to 24 days. With only 2.5% of people showing symptoms before 2.5 days. The median incubation time lasts 5 days. github.com/HopkinsIDD/ncov_incubation

This study suggests the median incubation period is 4.75 days. medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.02.10.20021675v1.full.pdf

"The true number of cases in China is somewhere between 10x and 25x in some estimates the official case total. The reason we can make this estimation is because we know the number of exported cases from China and we also know the number of people who've travelled out of China." youtu.be/FJupb9O0owo?t=187

Supplementary viewing youtube.com/watch?v=z0GU5fk88kI

but in response you have this: asian mafia threatening to by armed force trying to defend their business model
dailymail.co.uk/embed/video/2100142.html
Fuck, those people are the reason why we can't have nice things and at least once work for the better good of the planet. This vid also shows why the militarry had to move in to arrest those fags.

This.....

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I already have plane tickets to Thailand from Massachusetts in April. Not sure if I'll need to cancel. If I have to cancel, I'll instead do 2 weeks in Ireland followed by a week in Naples, Florida.

Would rather 3 weeks in Thailand, though. I love that place.

It's a good thing.

Was before this...
youtube.com/watch?v=8FjMhE3hXw4

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My grandpa fought alongside the Wuhan outbreak, he and six gorillion others are quarantined.

it's great

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Man made, but badly designed virus. Was supposed to work only on Chinks, lab monkey fucked up.

GF got possibly infected not even 10 minutes ago. Their quarantine procedures are bonkers, one armed ABC militarry guy guards your hotel door, food is dropped at your door and you are not allowed to leave or move back to your country. They take that quarantene stuff serrious and I at the same time fear for my gf.

Based ethnic cleanser

>GF got possibly infected not even 10 minutes ago
meaning gf got visited by two govt workers and got tested and they didn't want to take the risk. What turned out as simple business trip is now a three week stay of her in taiwan.

Breaking news!!! Over 1000 newly confirmed infections in the states. Congress will hold emergency meeting at 6pm est

Source: twitter

GAME OVER MAN

I think coronavirus is a pretty cool guy. He kills chinks and doesn't afraid of anybody

I'M LITERALLY SHAKING

babby tier
3% death rate upon treatment
literally flu tier

it’s pretty good, thanks.

Im sorry guys and if i could i would undo it but at christmas eve in 19 i wished that 2020 will be finally the start of a more exciting and more thrilling begin of a decade. I wished for the doomsday. Sorry folks i was just joking with god i swear

It's ok mate, let's see how it goes

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Looks like a zorb.

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Well at least she gets both high professional protection and free food and booze. See it that way. If she is not in the death margin she wont die eather

That doesn't help with feeling bad for her and suffering with her weakness.

Well, it's spiked 15,000 in a day.

The numbers are insane.

youtu.be/PYyBCdcPH5M

Anyone knows if booze has antiviral features?

Yeah, you say that, but then it comes to your neighborhood

Actually it turns put that people over 50 and teens under 15 are negatively affected. That's pretty bad

60K*

To be fucking fair now ok? I dont see this virus get any significant traction outside of China. It literally blows, what a joke.

Population control

3 trillion, faggot. get your numbers straight. China and india are by now unpopulated.

Fuck china.

Their stupid fucking pride is what started this whole mess

>Anyone knows if booze has antiviral features?
Studies found out that drinking and inhaling high percentage booze helped against corona (although you shouldnt do that, cancer and heart disease would be your lifelong friends afterwards).

Just a semi inconsequential event that's being blown up and splattered all over every media platform to distract the general population from some political scandal or event that happened just a bit prior that couldn't be covered up or hidden fast enough.

It's happened before, it's happening now, it'll happen again, and it will work every single time.