Men who put their phone in their front pocket might as well just give up on ever having sex. No matter how handsome, muscular, wealthy, or interesting you are. No woman will ever have sex with a man who walks around with a fucking rectangle protruding from his britches for god and everyone to lay eyes upon.
Put your phone in your god damn back pocket. No one wants to see that shit.
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faggot
off yourself you dumb faggot son of a fucking whore
I think this might only be you OP
People who put their phone in their front pocket might as well just give up on living.
Sitting down can damage an expensive electronic device. Say goodbye to sitting, or your phone.
cool blog op
sage and kys
nigger
This is worse.
>be op
>be a fag
>wear short shorts with no front pockets
>get mad and bitch about other peoples choices
Kys fag
Can’t put your phone in your back pocket in a crowded area.
Wait do retard's actually put in in their back pocket?
(((820613022)))
Nice try OP, you just want people to put their phone in their back pocket so you can easily steal it.
Poorfag defected
Nah you probably have a phone clip hahaha
No, but people who have consensual sex with biological women do.
I would really like to see this butch get facefucked and raped to death.
if you are a chad you can pull it off
No you wouldn't edgelord
of course niggers would get away with this.
niggers have the privilege to have criminals put on pedestals.
I knew when I posted this thread that an army of mouth breathers who actually walk around in public with their phones in their front pockets would SEETH when confronted with the truth.
i dont want to have sex with anybody, i have too much enjoyment masturbating to tranny porn
incel sit down
yup, the back pocket is easily picked by thieves
yes i would faggot
you're right better fuck up my spine and get my phone stolen while im at it
Faggot
Nobody wants your embarrassing ass android phone.
Pay attention in class you little 16 year old pizzaface get off Cred Forums
Virgin detected
Guy here who puts his phone in front pocket = has 3 kids with 3 pretty good looking ho’s = sex ;)
settle down underage faggot
Well I would put it in my back pocket if I wasn't already getting tons of pussy skateboarding
You mean to tell me you take your phone out everyone you sit down?
fuck niggers. this is why i support whites only. shit like this.
Want to know what its like to have a machete shoved up your asshole?
Is the carpenter pocket okay? Personally I don't like anything in my pants pockets. Always floors me the girls that wear skin peel tight jeans then cram a phone in the front pocket. That should be 27 times more obviously stupid than guys because we got slack in our waists but without tits or a gash, you had better be on your best super groomed but also shabbily hip behavior.
If you didn’t have to pay all of that child support maybe you wouldn’t be petrified of having someone steal your shitty android phone. Imagine living in fear to the extent that you sabotage your entire life just so no one can steal your Walmart ass phone.
As if your power level is high enough to even wield a machete
No, I sit on my phone.
It doesn’t break because I’m not a fucking ham planet.
Nothing can cover up you being stupid enough to clip an extra pocket to yourself. A phone clip is trendy, this is a lazy purse.
I pissed off the little virgin crying online about a 17 year old girl who is infinitely more intelligent than him
retard detected
>be OP
>wear fag pants that are so tight they show off his circumcision
>complain about not having a place to put his phone
put it in your purse homo, or maybe up that gaping cavernous asshole, you've probably already taken close to six inches up there
>look mom i trolled on Cred Forums again and i think i won look mom
Lmao! Well I have a good enough job that losing 1,000 a month doesn’t even touch my everyday spending habits.
Also id be pretty upset if I lost this gay ass 1,200 iPhone 11 because I put it in my back pocket like a laaaaady
Its still at least 100 pounds focused on a piece of glass the size of your hand. Hopefully you mean to say you have a 20 dollar govt brick phone and dont have to do smart things
Imagine getting triggered by this, faggot
You're the one crying about a 17 year old girl online
>pull out phone
>browse Cred Forums
>see this thread
>reply
>put phone back in front pocket
>no shits given
Accurate
T. Bought trashy tight/unfitting jeans
t. nigger weating baggy jeans on his knees, whre the back pocket poses no inconvenience
That thing is 1200 bucks? Whoa. Not the guy you're talking to but here I am getting bitched at for ordering a 400 dollar phone thats top of the line
>lol I repeated myself, this will get him for sure
no school today?
I have an iPhone XS. I sit on it everyday.
I’ve never been scared of breaking it.
It never breaks.
Women complement me on the nice fit of my jeans.
Yeah and it’s barely better then any other iPhone I’ve ever had. Don’t ever buy one of these things new.
I’m convinced you retards will argue about anything
People who put their phone in their front pocket should just commit suicide I mean jesus christ Why would you put your phone in your front pocket when that's where your hand naturally falls and a pocket is located there?
>im cool now too yes?
I heard someone say that once 14 years ago
Only way I can see it being an issue if tight ass pants are being worn
Ew, don't be disgusting user. Next you'll say it was with the lights off for the sole purpose of procreation, you fucking degenerate
Also disregard OP he's a faggot etc etc
Nah they just see the iphone and know you have blowable money. You think I'm baiting you but two times I brought my iPad to a party in my life and two or three people used it to start a conversation each time.
You can wear a tazer and people won't talk about it as much. Ishit is gold digging megabait
You are bad at trolling. This is a stupid thread. All you have done is double down on your own autism.
Lol spotted the iPhone cuck
coping seeth lol poop cuck incel haha I win
You mean “normal person”
Op is jerkin it to the thought of his thread hitting 30+ replies for the first time ever. Gunna be a biiiiiig load
Quit starring at guys Fucking Crotch Areas then Faggot and that won't be a Problem for your little sensitive eye's
You cannot win in my thread.
Good point
Carpenter pants master race checking in.
"I'm a normal person on Cred Forums oooh look at me" what the fuck are you talking about, none of us here are normal
>Thinking 6 inches is big
"oh yeah baby fuck me in those nice fitting jeans yeah oh yeah fuck me daddy your cock fits me almost as well as those beautiful 501s GOD YESSSS"
Nigga you gay
Let me guess, you also unroll your toilet facing back?
Wanna find out what 40 rounds of 5.56 feels like going through your asshole fag
That’s the most true shit ever hahahah
Unless you are a construction worker, you have no god damn business in those monstrosities.
Well, of course, OP. Carrying the phone in the pants pocket deliver the better exposure to microwave radiation to the testicles. Women crave irradiated semen in hopes of producing mutant super-babies.
and u wash the toilet with toilet paper, instead of the brush?
What does a retarded jailbait Swedish potato have to do with the ignorant shit ur ranting about, op?
Omg lmfao
>let people steal your phone from your back pocket
>sit on your phone
No I mean you're a fucking cuck paying thousands of dollars for buggy highly breakable phones that don't even do the things they're supposed to do all that well. Literally any other phone is better, you are just chugging down Steve jobs ghost cock as he laughs and laughs and laughs.
You could look a lot less dumb not replying to obvious sarcasm
inb4 you double down
Yes, the back pocket. A pickpocketers prey.
no
my nipples hurt when I twist them
Look, personally, I have an iPhone. I don’t have it for brand name, but because I prefer iOS over android. It’s dumb to argue over preference.
It's literally just jeans with a side pocket. Are you telling me I can't wear jeans because it invalidates your bullshit dichotomy?
Wtf? Bait? girls do the back pocket thing cause the front pockets of girl jeans are too small. Also you look gay as aids with a phone in your back pocket. And on top of that I'm assuming you are a sad white collar worker who needs to take his phone out of his pocket every time he sits down. You are a cancer.
One of you should have said "arsehole" because I would have know THAT user was super rough and ready to rumble.
This is just watching two fourth graders disinvite eachother from their birthday parties
Imagine being so poor that you have to care about how much your phone cost lol
And breakable?
My 220 lbs ass sits on this phone every day every time I sit anywhere and it’s never had so much as a crack
Buggy? Not at all the most user friendly thing I could imagine. The only people who hate iPhones are people who’ve never been able to afford one or buy one that’s already 5 years old.
I have an iPhone and I wouldn’t wish this curse on anyone else. But to defend the stupid thing. I can finally say that they don’t really break anymore. The speed on the 11 I’m using is also insane. Never seen anything like it on the previous models. If you HAVE to get an iPhone, get the newest one. It’s actually good with the 5g. Anything before tho was a fucking joke
This
Cool man
I would fuc her wow
You are so out of touch with society. Hopefully you dont vote but I know you do.
For the last time. I sit on my phone. It never breaks. I’m 220 lbs, my iPhone can take a 220 lbs man sitting on it everyday.
I love how you incels assume that I have to take it out of my pocket because you live in a state of constant fear about breaking your pathetic little android phone
Then fuck a tranny
Yes. Normal people are cucks to society. That's basically why people don't like you and Cred Forums is ruined. You all came here as the most retarded but completely functional member of your family to stand in the trailer park of the internet and talk about how great you are.
Still just as retarded, twice as pathetic
Trannys aren’t really people
"You get mad about the weirdest shit."
—Danny Sexbang
>you are a cancer
Fuckin confirmed
Based
Lol is this your first attempt at trolling?
.5/10
Lol @ front pocket troll....that a harsh stance my friend
I know right?
Look at how fucking mad these little weenies are because they know I’m right.
No it's not dumb, you just made a less involved convenient choice. If you took the time to root android (which I onow you don't care to do, your preference) you'd find its infinitely more adaptable and compatible than ios. Apple will always be super proprietary and the futurama episode that makes fun of them is funny because it is accurate
Phone in inside jacket pocket Master race.
>has android
>watched futurama
Yep, that checks out.
I only put it in my back pocket because I’m a dumb fuck and I bought a phone that’s too big to comfortably fit in my front pocket. Front pockets are clearly superior for phone carrying and I’m sick and tired of taking my phone out of my pocket just to sit down on chairs hard enough to fuck up my phone if I sit the wrong way
Back pockets are only a minor improvement over the hoodie pocket that my phone slingshots itself out if every time I bend over at a slight angle
>Not exclusively using prepaid burner phones
What are you, gay?
>inb4 summertime
Whatchu gonna do then, user?
Kek true based & arsehole pilled.
Nope, it's easier to lose if it's in the back and also it may bend if I sit down with it in the back. I'll stick to keeping it in my front pocket ok.
As the brilliant scientist OP has proven, you can sit on your phone at 220 lbs and not break it. You don’t have to take it out of your back pocket.
Nice try nigger we all know this is just so it's easier for you to steal.
Hell yeah, love me some NSP
>can't even accept the most basic offerings of proof or general consensus because his ego would be shattered
>posts on Cred Forums
Nothing to write home about here
What are you a heroin dealer?
This is such a weird thing to be so aggresive about.
This the saddest and most autistic things Ive read so far this year. Imagine actually being this much of a lonely faggot
Ask any woman. They know.
Only women put their phones in their butt pocket. OP is a woman.
>Not recognizing Futurama as one of the greatest shows of the new millennium
Literally neck yourself you colossal fucking faggot. Livestream it with your gay as fuck iPhone so I can watch on my moto and masturbate
It's roughly the least weird thing on this board. 14 year old coomers being agressive about everything excludes that detail from really mattering.
But it's super elevated of you to comment down on us pawns from your cloud castle, letting everyone know how little you think about joining a conversation. Not that you cant or are socially inept, heavens no...you just dont want to
>2020
>still watching the electric jew?
Tbh I wear my phone in my front pocket, and also am a total beta with a cuck fetish. I suspect many of these angry anons are in the same boat and just not as comfortable admitting their flaws.
I guess the front pocket is comfy to me because my penis and balls are very small, leaving plenty of room. Just keeping it real man. Go easy on these guys.
Ok like let's talk about Mr fag ass scientist op for a minute here about not worrying it will break. That's still uncomfortable as fuck. I bet he still carries an overstuffed wallet full of receipts, separate from his phone case because he's a retarded ass boomer
I don’t carry a wallet at all. My phone case has a little slot for my drivers license and my debit card, but I mostly use Apple Pay.
so, what if he had child support but had an iphone instead of an android?
Lol got it, You're a Cred Forumslock. Kindly fuck off back to your hole you weak ass troll you have no power here
*watch on my android while recording, plugging in my headphones while charging, and changing the channel on the tv, while operating PiP in another application for a third of the price
>OPs shilling for Apple intensifies
Thank you, Mr. Cuckold.
There you have it, undeniable proof that front pocket fags are dicklets with no chance of ever having a normal healthy relationship.
Op probably has large hands to put in his pockets and a large cock, leaving very little room up front. Probably simple as that, don't get so caught up in it lad.
I'm really paranoid about putting cards close to my phone. It's ruined them before
Forgive me for not using antiquated methods of currency exchange.
You're retarded. I have plenty of sex and always keep my phone and wallet in front pockets
Might I suggest investing in an iPhone?
To be fair the Moto was a gift. My last phone was a fucking LG because I'm not a consumer whore like OP and brand and status don't mean shit. Cheap but effective will always beat out extravagantly expensive for a few more bells and whistles
>wallet in front pocket.
What in the fuck? What dimension are you from?
>not a consumer whore
>brags about saving money so he can consoom more
Why?
This has to be bait. The pockets at least in my pants are on the side. My phone is a Razer 2 a fucking brick and it stays at my hip all day. Breathe in some Corona virus Greta.
Gross. OP may be a shit troll but you friend are either a fantastic one or an actual sociopath with that wallet in the front pocket shit
"...I have plenty of sex..."
>I give plenty of blowjobs in the alleys for drug money
smh them apple jews have you by the balls
I have to keep my wallet in my back pocket to help keep my gigantic ass cheeks from clapping every time I walk
>makes up things user didn't do
>responds in a minute
you're not trolling...are you??
You probably have low sperm count if
- you own an iphone
- wear pants this tight that your phone is sticking out of your pocket
- wear a gay ass knit sweater like this one
Correlation != causation
That’s exactly the case. 1,000 a month yet I was able to buy this expensive ass phone. Priorities gentlemen. Unfortunately one of them for me, wasn’t wearing a condo. Lmao
Is it still being a consumer whore if I'm just consuming drugs and alcohol in a fit of blind rage hoping to God the sun burns out before I sober up?
I think it has very little to do with the details of the picture and more to do from the proximital radiation of the cellular antenna. Kinda like how they say pressed against your head is actually one of the worst places for them. Kinda why they used to make the bag phones with seperate power sources but after 2000 no one cared about anything anymore and everyone got dumb.
Condommm* lmao still have autocorrect issues. iPhone 11 or not
Nice try thief.
Anyone who keeps their wallet in their back pocket hates sitting comfortably.
>man doesn't wear condos
>probably a broke ass duplex wearing fag
Australian fag here
Hehe. Such a cute reply. Teehee ;) oWo the part where you ‘tried’ was especially uber dope.
True. I just stopped cardying a wallet. ID and card. Its all you need. Gone are the days of customer loyalty this or paypoints that or anything that appreciates your business and isn't a scam. Besides that a good wallet is way overpriced
Landline extended out via cable to the beach where I'm lounging, with a rotary phone brought to me on a silver tray.
I can relate. I’m sorry about what I said. Carry on you beautiful disaster, you.
Your piint isn't coming across, could you try being more effeminately juvenile?
well I probably could with no problem but I’m about to go get some pussy and work on that 4th kid. Trying to beat my child support high score by 2021
fuck back pocket gang
all my homies hats back pocket gang
>This is what people concern themselves with
This right here is why I live in seclusion
>good job posting content, the part where you didn't sound like a bot, shill, shit poster, troll, or overly offended child was enough to passively agressively trigger me.
Really holy shit. You guys are gonna start complaining about threads not being shitty enough? Every other day I find depths of loser I just never thought any person would ever care to experiment with
Lmao got you mad enough to type a chapter in your new book “loneliness and the incel within you. Embrace it” gunna be a HIT BOI
If people actually DID concern themselves with this and not live streaming the twitch of their dick surgery, I would come OUT of seclusion
stop being npc retarded
apple phones suck but apparently the new ones don't break as bad as they used to
True.
I know the fact you've been entirely more stupid in this conversation means nothing if I don't have the energy to hyper post and prove it to you
an impasse
I don't do that sub human shit
Who do you think i am? (You)?
This is some impressively poor bait
No I’m just bored lol!!!
Op here.
Firstly: IS IT BAIT?!
secondly: let’s say it was bait. It’s not but let’s pretend for a moment that it is. It would appear that said bait worked very well. Look at these retards in this thread.
I’m just pointing out that you clearly structured your post in a caring enough way to try and strike a nerve with some stranger on the internet. Who’s the real winner here? I’m just goofing trying to raise an eyebrow or 2.
I choose to believe that OP actually sits in public places with a thunbergesque expression of pure hate while staring at anyone with a phone in their pocket.
Lol it’s just a bunch of guys trying to entertain themselves after catching a nut on one of the shouldn’t share threads. I wouldn’t get ahead of yourself.
Anyone who owns a cell phone doesn't give a fuck about their privacy or rights
Man you guys are fucking dumb. It's over dramatic satire to start conversation about a relatively benign topic to see if anyone here has the social aptitude to discuss anything without going straight haha poop reee after 100 posts.
The results aren't great.
Privacy is a lie
Rights are a fantasy
>if I can just explain who was more serious according to my reality, then more people will buy iphones
try harder
I have alot of shoes and i don't think any of them have leather so this bitch is dumb
“According to my reality”
Ooook? Lmao
Someone feels self important
The truth is worrying about your privacy and rights to the extent people did 100 years ago would firstly make you realize you're a modern slave and drive you insane if you chose to try and pursue it. We all talk about how funny it is that you can go from an ambulance to gitmo in 7 hours, but its scary ss hell and probably happening tomorrow
You can request that in a drawthread.
Get fucked. Having a side pocket is a godsend. Especially if they're sturdy, like those Deluth Firehose pants. I think I'll buy a pair right now, because I'm not a skinny-jeans pole-smoking bitchboy.
first time with the ole greentext? Try not lurking and saying everyone calling you dumb is bait. Works for every otherlazy millen
The fuck, why do you bring an ipad to parties
No. shit tier bait. Waste of time. Nothing interesting was said or done in this thread. OP is a huge fag
>hurr durrr it was bait
Sure it was gay boi
I really like those pants too. What makes them monstrosities. They have a seampocket, not jnco written on the ass, flames up the side, and enough room to steal a small vaccum cleaner.
Whatever Farmer Dan. Have fun doing manual labor of whatever you people do?
Nah I’ve been pretty active here on Cred Forums for a little too long. Not the first time I seen an incel try to act intelligent while they sit in their cum crusted pajamas in their moms attic because even the basement is too good for them.
To meet people, can't you read?
So everyone will coo about it, obviously. Those were the only two times in my entire life I left the house and I needed all the advantages i could get
Fuck off, bro. Nobody gives a fuck how much an iPhone costs. The top tier of every phone is over a grand now. I won't get one because I hate Apple products, period. Everything I've ever had (since the OG smartphones) was Android which connects nicely to windows products. My kid has been into Mac for the last five years because she's a web designer, and the prices for anything Mac is plain fucking retarded. But the phones are just phones.
you understand attics rank way higher than basements?
You not lying. The Mac desktops are easily almost $3,000z fucking insane
It has nothing to do with Android, you luddite. It has to do with Gorilla Glass.
I feel the same with people who but their phone in the back pocket and sit on it. Retards
Front pocket makes sense, back pocket people always ruin their phone.
>the top tier of the three in store sale phones I know about
Just because you're lazy and dumb doesn't make things fact
Yah, like at least a floor higher
Hey, I’m sure whatever you typed was really important and stuff, but nobody calls eachother “bro” anymore. Like. It’s not cool. So you should probably try to like, not do that? Okay?
Just depends where your parents keep the garbage junk they have kept around too long. Either in the basement or in the attic, along with yourself
I just don't put my phone in my pocket anymore. Like five years ago everyone decided making mobile phone fit in your hand was dumb. So now I just set it places I have another smart device that I use just to find it when i lose it
But the iphone is bendable you literal bundle of sticks
A good wallet usually costs about thirty bucks and lasts a decade.
kys
Fake news, but iphone DOES automatically shut off if it senses its submerged in water. This prevents damage
That's why i wear hoodies with pockets or jackets
Was that made on a drawing thread? Love Greta.
Retired in my 40's. Hence me being online at noon on a Thursday. I mostly wear fuzzy housepants, but occasionally I have to go out for beer and cigars.
: your unmerited dubs are dismissed out of hand ;
Also:
Fuck off retard - I'll carry my phone about my person wherever I choose to do so and it won't be in my back pocket.
Nothing worse than a phone flopping around in a loose pocket. Also a pickpockets dream.
The Macbook Pro was $2500, and they actually made the screen smaller this year.
She went to prison for her involvement in that crime for like 30 years. In prison she got her degree, and then became involved in this sort of activism many years after she had served her time.
Sloppy racism is bad racism. At least try to be accurate you absolute goons. It's embarrassing when you take anything racist at face value. If you want to hate, hate smart. You literally proved that you're dumber than niggers.
I drew it an hour ago.
I don't want to be constantly sitting on my phone though, that's retarded
this is fake right? lmao
I'm not a phone expert, because I'm not a twenty-something phonefag. Nothing's on sale when you've been with VZ for a decade. You go to the store, you buy what they have. I couldn't give a fuck about trying to get a weird-ass phone off Amazon and have it hacked and cracked, jailbroke, and whatever you dumbfucks do. Then two years later, or hopefully longer, I do it again. The best phone I ever had was the original Galaxy 1. That thing lasted about five years.
Not if I keep my hands in my pocket
>love to draw
>don't
>get an intuos 6 months ago
>practice for a while
>stop
>trace funny faces just for laughs
>stop
How you do it?
People who say "like" are mentally challenged. And thats been a rule way before people had an opinion on bro, bro.
>from the folks that brought you elf on a shelf
>kappa on a hapa
ok, WTF is goin on here!!!
Shes white and a woman her skin is thin, whites age fast because of that.
not sure if bait, or just retarded.
It’s the irony that she’s a FEMINIST speaker, after committing a misandrist crime.
She clearly still hates men, but gets away with it and is celebrated because she’s a muh-nority
I think she's enamored with her own celebrity status and is practicing her eyebrow skills.
Holy FUCK, she’s 17??!!
I thought she was fucken 12. She unironically looks like a downie.
That potato meme is accurate as shit.
Hah, he thinks he is normal, cute
You're all retarded, belt clip is the best way. I wear it right hip, as you would a firearm
Imagine using your back pocket lmao
- Open an image with FireAlpaca.
- Trace over, or draw stylised.
- Add new layers for coloring.
- Draw each color on separate layer.
- Add new clipping layers to every color layer for shadows and highlights.
- Draw the shadows and highlights.
Here you go bro
Also a little shilling:
twitter.com/Glassbuttboy
She's really the ugliest white girl i've ever seen
Literally a troglodyte
This is what happens when girls dont get laid in highschool
>facefucked
>draws ass raped
no forgiveness for female criminals. They were meant to be the 'better' sex, they were meant to be the caring maternal figures who farted unicorns and shat rainbows. Any woman that goes against what women describe themselves as angels, should be vehemently punished beyond the normal parameters for going against what women are supposed to be.
So if you're a woman and you claim all women are maternal and motherly, yet you commit a crime, you deserve more punishment than the ho who claims shes crazy and does crazy crimes.
Fuck this bitch for getting off easy, 30 years is nothing for this bitch, she should have been in there for life.
Cybernoid flesh peeling off of her metallic under dermis. WTF you thought it was?
while what you say is true, using that gremlin as your pic ruins your point
>gretta before "she" aged
wtf is gitmo
The iPhone 6 WAS bendable.
You realize that came out like 5 years ago right?
You have bought a new phone in the last two years right?
faaagggooooooottttttt
I have NO PHONE
NONE
I am 47 and I have a pot belly and I did 7 years for defending my crack with a pizza cutter and I will do it again if I have to and I will always get laid in this era and any other era no matter what is in my pocket and I will steal booze from your mom when I am done
she looks like leo from twin peaks
It's an old drawing and I was just lurking by
>if i repeat my really bad bait often enough it might get good and he might take it
FUUUUUUCK CLIMATE CHANGE
ITT: Mostly fags.
Also:
ITT: Mostly fags with brains on conserva-porn where women must look exactly in the porn.
>looks like Angelina Jolie
Grr!
Okboomer
>Mostly fags with brains on conserva-porn where women must look exactly in the porn.
What does this mean?
Why?
Eat shit, OP
She's not a FEMINIST speaker, she's a prison reform activist. She spoke at the women's march as a woman, but to voice to a distinct cause. That's how these things work. You're projecting too much, which undermines the credibility of your racism. In fact, you're now sliding into misogyny. One thing at a time. Conflation also makes you sound stupider than a woman.
It seems as though the issue you have is with her being a woman, and not a nigger. Is that correct? Or are you changing from a nigger oriented criticism to a woman oriented criticism because you can't stand your ground on the nigger issue when pressed? Help me to understand.
>puts phone in back pocket
>it falls out
>screen cracks
yeah it's totally worth spending another 500$ on a new phone for some sex
Right back pocket is for wallet and box cutter
Left back pocket is for pens and spare mag for my gun
Phone has to stay in front pocket
Hold on, I speak retard; I think it's trying to say that people here like feminine women and not traps
I posted that pic, I think shes adorable. I like her not in a sexual way. Shes awkward and makes funny faces, she won me like that.
Like this. Just add the logo Naughty America/Naughty Office/Brazzers and you can't tell the difference. Totally boring, predictable and not even worthy to mock.
She's got her face game on point.
You know it!
Why does anyone take what a disabled teenage girl says so seriously?
Why do you care? This thing is so mundane, and hard to notice;
I posit, you stated a man whom puts his phone in his front is unlikely to get laid; thus you're the one to lay a man, noticing the most important detail in the process of getting laid (the front pocket or back pocket phone).
OP does this make you a raging homo for caring so much about where other men keep their phone?
>Sitting down can damage an expensive electronic device
And putting it in your back pocket and actually sitting on it would be a better option?
So it can get lifted by Jamal on the subway? Don't think so nog.
>itt lonely boy compliments his own Jean's and phone carrying habits because theres little else to like about him.
:3
Imagine if that senile boomer had half of her face game.
>herp derp she's just ratatdotrotron
And despite that, the petrocracy is afraid. How can they be afraid of someone so weak? :-/
>misandrist crime.
And homophobic.
reddit.com
>Spurling could recall Rita's chilling response when they questioned her about shoving a three-foot metal bar up Vigliarole's rear: "He was a homo anyway." How did she know? "When I stuck the bar up his rectum he wiggled."
Also lazy and overrating her looks:
>Their cut was to be $9,000 each; Donna wanted hers to pay for a picture portfolio to help her break into modeling
But let's not talk about that lame woman and the lame attempt to derail this thread that is about Greta and cell phones.
Here's a Gretapost for all you other Gretanons out there.
You like a bent phone you fagooot?
Why aren't you talking about Greta?
nobody is afraid of her lmao
Thi ugly bitch has her back though.
Not him but ty
so i can sit on my phone and break the screen with my fat ass? why is a rectangle on my butt more preferable that on my thigh? fuck you retard, you're dumb.
You ain't stealing my phone nigger.
Ask a girl. There’s a reason girls keep their phones in their back pockets. It’s because they know it looks retarded in the front pocket.
Nobody wants to steal your shitty ass Android
greta is shit
>honey trap
How can you sleep when you're glowing in the dark?
>nobody is afraid of her lmao
Then why bother? Or why are there so many anglos getting mad at her. Hmm... Wonder why.
Ah, I know. Check pic.
>tit cow
Nice try, oppai faggot.
>chink with hueg penis
Is this the science fantasy board? :-/
MY PHONE MY RULES BITCH
Greta Thunberg is the miracle of the universe!
women's pussy women's rules.
have fun being laughed at by the fairer sex.
The only way you would see someone’s phone in their pocket is if you wore skinny jeans like some sort of fag
>tfw phone in front pocket
>tfw gf
feels good
you should try not being ugly next time
you must wear nigger jeans if you think that
>op is a cellphone thief
>op has a great idea to increase his chances
This mentally retarded bitch makes me laugh.
Only raging faggots wear skinny jeans
Only gangbanging niggers wear loose jeans
Patricians wear proper fitting jeans that give room but don’t show off the shape of your ass and legs like a woman
that mentally retarded bitch is trying to save your life
Here is the original! No one beats the original.
But you're not wrong.
>tfw she's the sex symbol of the 20s
You might be retarded.
yes, in your back pocket, so it can easily be stolen.
the shoop is better
we'll see, when she has bikini pics out in the summer
All my shirts have one pocket on the chest... I put my phone there
enjoy your breast cancer
