I want torture my self. And i want to torture my self, in a VERY! PAINFUL! WAY! Any tips?

I want torture my self. And i want to torture my self, in a VERY! PAINFUL! WAY! Any tips?

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Needle in the eye

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start watching Barney
no weed, no alcohol, nothing to alter your state of mind.
just watch Barney

dont wear a jacket and go for a 3 hour walk

Read the shit you post, should be torturous enough

Nah. That you're still alive. That's torture for 18 years

just waterboard yourself
pain is something people learn to deal with but the primal fear of drowning will break anyone

Physical pain isn't the same as mental pain.

dude

OK then, go to Saudi Arabia and grab some dude & hold him by the hand. Bonus points if you have a certain resistance to rocks.

>Fall in love with a woman
>Treat her like a princess as she falls in love with you
>Spend your adult lives doing almost everything together
>Get married
>Buy a house together
>Have a little girl together
>Spend every weekday of every week, 52 weeks a year, wearing your body down to provide for your girls.
>Come home broken and battered but her little DADDY YOUR HOME breathes life back into you.
>You try to take your lady out once a month for a date night even though you are throughly exhausted
>More time goes by and all you want after a long day is to put your feet up watch some sports and drink a beer before you fall asleep.
>you stop taking your lady out and instead use your time off to recover. Your not getting any younger.
>Your little girl is getting older, she no longer says hi to you. Actually she doesn't even talk to you cause you told her you weren't gonna upgrade her from the iPhone 9000 to the iPhone 9001
>Your wife who's only job is to cook and clean stops doing that for you
>She puts on 50 pounds by day drinking but forces everyone to eat her disgusting diet food.
>You are now on the back end of 40 with your best years behind you
>Your wife files for divorce claiming abandonment
>Takes your kid and convinces her that youre the bad man
>Takes half your check
>Takes your house
>You later die of a heart attack in a small 1 bedroom appt. drunk and alone at the age of 53

Calm down you sick fuck

This is the way

Buy a torch and buy a chair. Place the torch on the chair. Torch chair.

20+ years ago that was just called having a young daughter. I even put on the purple suit for her birthday.

Watch the democratic socialist convention.

That shit was soooo fucking bad and people kept using wrong pronouns and making shitty points of contention.

Go live a life full of meaning, responsibility, and loving relationships. Then when you get old you'll become aware that you're going to lose all that and the slate will be wiped clean when you die

Underrated movie.

Exposure therapy

fall in love