I have 1 & 1/2 days left at my job. What do? I'm going from $15 to $26 an hour so no fucks given

Grats on the change, but if anything just don't do anything, just in case something goes horribly wrong at your new job and you get canned

Going from a territory of 250k people to a territory of 3 million

Yeah, they've been bad at it. One employee is behind a full week and has told them he's going to court. Kinda surprised he hasn't been fired

>but if anything just don't do anything, just in case something goes horribly wrong at your new job and you get canned

I'll be going back to my old job if that happens, not this one

Organize the workers, kill the shareholders, and rape their wives.

The wife of the owner is a fat jew

ABORT

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I can't sus that out. What kind of work?

I was in the same situation last month. I was lied to about all these incentives, which they only added for one day. I just stopped showing up to punish them. It was a temp job, and yes I don't claim it on my resume.

Act like an adult, you little shit.
Burning bridges at work is something only 16 year olds with lip rings do.

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>Be a doormat
>Good capitalist subby bitch

Sales

Look for sales rep, route sales, sales merchandiser jobs. You basically have an area and you order products for the clients in your territory. Kinda easy tbqh

He's a Pepsi distributor in Burbank.

Because being an upstanding person is a shameful thing apparently

You’re a fucking idiot. I’m not even the op with the Benito pic

>Suggests you follow any rule at all
>"hUrR bOoTliCkEr"

Found the 16 year old.
You don't burn bridges because it doesn't benefit you other than "feeling good" in the moment, and you never know if, where, or when it's going to come back to bite you. It's never a winning move.
And bother saying it won't. You have know way of knowing.

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No, Pepsi sales reps don't make $26/hr

Jack off and cum on everything you can

I would imagine they're fairly well-paid if their job is to convince people to replace delicious Coca Cola with weird blue-haired stepchild Pepsi in their stores and restaurants.

It doesn't matter if you leave a company on good terms or not. If your manager feels like you shitted on them, they'll still mark you as not rehireable. My last job did that, despite me giving them 3 fucking weeks and training my replacement

Distribution sales is mostly OT. They get like $20/hr and 20-30 of OT a week

This campaign of threads about this only make me thing it's the shitiest psy op cause it's such a shitty job.

Any overtime.

>Upstanding
Tell it to the disaster captialist who don't honor the terms of you employment agreement cause you can't afford legal recourse.

Listen close wage cuck: THE ONLY THING THAT INCREASES PAY IS QUITING. That is how you vote with your feet in a functioning labor market, without a faggy reactionary hand out union sticking it's beak in.

Exactly. And they are a free market hero who is in management, wrangling us lazy ingrates who are lucky to have a job. It's a tactic. Last year I was at a job where you could not get fired.....why do you think that was? It wasn't cause they were private socialist who didn't believe in "at will". It's cause they were wildly abusive, and if you didn't put up with it and left, they'd actively bad mouth you to your next job....so you effectively couldn't leave, or eat it and take it as a black hole in your resume.

God yes. Pepsi is shit.

>This campaign of threads about this only make me thing it's the shitiest psy op cause it's such a shitty job.

Why? It's always been like that. Distribution jobs are typically 50-60+ a week

>Last year I was at a job where you could not get fired.....why do you think that was? It wasn't cause they were private socialist who didn't believe in "at will". It's cause they were wildly abusive, and if you didn't put up with it and left, they'd actively bad mouth you to your next job....so you effectively couldn't leave, or eat it and take it as a black hole in your resume

That's why you lie and say you got another job at another company.

....but
....that would be wrong...

And I don't have a friend to pretend to be a reference..or a voice changer.....and a tax ID.....and a Google maps hack....so...what else ya got?

The background check for another job I applied to stalled cause they say I didn't put an email for two former jobs......I did.....they are on the companies websites front pages.....what do?

>The background check for another job I applied to stalled cause they say I didn't put an email for two former jobs......I did.....they are on the companies websites front pages.....what do?

What? They call the company HR and just verify if you actually worked there and sometimes they ask if you're rehireable

Coke isn't doing it. And ive seen the listing for that exact job for them around here....and they will CDL train you.,..I didn't have enough experience....

Good to hear about the OT. That kind of thing is never in job ads, and is all I want to know. I have no life and want lots of money to get a life. No employers understand this.

This. They said in the email that that the phone number was "verified"....which I'm like why are you telling me that? Especially when there is a check box for "do not contact" for former jobs

Coke? They're notorious for working 50-60 hrs a week, even for their senior Frontline guys who can make $5+ more an hour

Cool. What does it start at? I saw canda dry too.

Sales? $18-20 + commission
Merchandiser? $14-$16
Drivers? $22-24

fpbp

Actual good advice.

>To be fair, this job won't be in my resume. Only been here for 6 months and they fucked with my paycheck, taking out hours

Legit Senior manager for Coca-Cola bottler. What do y’all want to know?

...for a bitch.

How do I get the most money out of your company?

If I give you five bucks will you hire me?

Merchandiser manager? Sales manager? Warehouse manager?

As an employee? Show your smart and hard working and do what you say you will. You’ll move up into a bonused position. That’s how you make money at Coca-Cola.

Marxism is for gay niggers from outter space user. You’re not a gay nigger from outter space are you?

We don’t to kindly to your people around here. You might get a free helicopter ride if you aren’t careful.

No I’m in senior management. Strategy. Revenue Growth for a large portion of the US.

No I’m over revenue growth. How to make more money and pricing and strategy. It’s for a good size of the US.

What is this?

What would we ask you about you fucking retard?
This isn’t even your thread. If you wanted us to ask you questions you could give more i formation and make your own thread.
Coca cola is fucking gay anyways. Pepsi wins in a taste test every. Single. Fucking. Time.

Eat my ass

If drinking Coke gets me digits like this I might have to start, holy shit

Nice quads