This is apartment security to management. We have issues

Well to be honest most of my squads now either passed out or throwing up. Pussies over

as soon as lunch is done and we've found a torch

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What floor/wing/unit are you near?
I can dispatch a team in 6 hours

There's no numbers or symbols just a lot of.... Love/heart?

hold on! I gotta climb the stairs to floor 11. I'm on floor one!
>gets on reciever
Can anyone on floor 11 identify what the odor is? I need to know what supplies to bring.. Is it a dank odor or a ...bad odor.

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Which timezone you in. (above or below
The second equator?)

Oh gawd! What's happening on floor 11?!

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>sip
Over!!!!!1111

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Ah, that an out building attached to floor 41. How did you end up there?? That was closed for renovation

tenant from floor 11 described it as musty and “zesty”. could be good or bad.

Hmm I can't get to floor 11 right now. But as far as I know it's not been accesable since the... Cough... Experiments

This is apartment 56. Some nigger has been killing people and stacking their bodies against my door. Can’t get out. Need rescue. Est. 3 days worth of supplies remaining

We was messing with a transporter concept. but fell off the railings whilst attaching a aerial

>click receiver
I'm at floor 7 now and there's a guy here that stacked bunch of garfield a tale of two kitties dvd boxes and what appears to be hubba bubblegum into a barricade.

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Please note if planning to get locked in your apartment. You must have at least a years supply. Please plan more carefully

Must be a garbage disposal floor

>click
What the fuck do i do?! Can i get someone to come up and jaws of life it out?

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>click
Also can we get a eviction on this guy?! I dont like the way he's looking at me..

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SECRUITY HELP IVE SPOTTED A DEEPWATER JEW IN MY SHOWER AT APARTMENT 137
>Over

Well I'd suggest selling them on ebay and telling the parcel guy that you'll leave them outside your front door for him. If you set it to 24hr delivery you may be out by tomorrow

Please fill out forms 2355353wb and 242442 in triplicate

...I didn’t tell you how long I’ve been trapped. I’ve been shitting and pissing off the side of my balcony for ten months at a minimum. The festering shitpile beneath seems to reach up to the second floor at least. I assumed somebody down there would complain before I did. Apologies for any inconvenience I may have caused

Please fill out forms 773504dgh and 3435a

>click
They're covered in bubblegum. I don't think i could resell these. Infact ARRRRREEERREEEGGGHHHH
>reciever tone!

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Sorry that's 12 months supply from the moment you let us know your stuck

nyeeh come on goy lemme use ya showa!

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I'm sorry your connection has been terminated please try again later. You will have to go back to the end of the list. But your call is important to us. Expected time for an agent 23 months

I’m a non-resident of this country staying with a relative.
Do forms 773504dgh and 3435a still apply? How much will it cost to expedite this claims??

In that case you need to fill in forms 55378008 and 7734 you can get this sent by requesting them by filling in forms 5242 and 00000099# available from your nearest dark Web provider

Can someone come help me get to floor 11? Don't feel like going alone after that custodian screaming on his reciever.~ over. My roommate and me live on floor 1! Over!

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You live on Floor 1? Wow I remember when it had power.

Don't be intimidated by him. He's really nice!~ i found him in the trash last week!

Sending a babysitter droid now

Please be careful when making friends with people from the trash. Some of them are literally rubbish friends

I’ve ALREADY filled out 5242 and 00000099# and submit them to the 65th floor office

Yeah the most we have is a old disco ball that i took the shell off of with dying batteries that I'll need a restock.. It's been so long since I've really seen anything that isnt graffiti of "m00t fucked m00t" on the walls or people walking by my room's hallway with flashlights.
>pic transmission : my roommate

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Was these sent in before the fire? We lost some files during that month. Please resubmit forms thank you

>lowers voice
Ummm this is an adult here that is watching yotsuba and they are very responsible. Over.

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It's just protocol. We found droids don't get eaten as often as normal guides

I have no clue what you're talking about~
>voice crack
I'm a adult. I like baseball and coffee.

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Can someone explain what this circular apartment shit is pls

Dystopian apartments where users of the board live. The bloc 2.0 so to speak.

Oh, you must be one of the woken from coma. They said it was a big success, although one of the side effects is amnesia. Good thing they developed a cure, god to floor 69 and ask for doctor O'connor. He'll help you.

Baseball and coffee yup your deffo an adult. OK make your way to floor 11 and tell them your there to volunteer

All summer fags must report to induction on Floor 420 ayyy

This hasn't solved the problem of the hearts in the basement.. Seriously who is going to clean this shit up?

NOT IT!

Not me either I'm busy cleaning up the last fiasco on Floor 666

This is Control: report any violation to your floor officer.

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The 1st floor has been waterlogged for the past year since that pipe incident~..had to use the helium from the clown who used to leave banana peels near the broken elevator to inflate used condoms and float to safety. The clown drowned.

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Over!

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Hey floor 4826, some nut case mutie breeder just let loose a fuck ton of fucked up weasels that are killing everyone!
HELP

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Control, OP is stuck with 3 dildos in his ass. Please confirm, over

Thanks for that but I don't think there is one on this floor
two actually but I can do in triplicate as needed

Stay calm, please. The door seems to be jammed, in no time we will remove all three of them.

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DONT REMOVE THEM!! They are all that I have that acts as a spine nowadays

Control, we removed user's dildos. Confirmed, he has no spine and cannot stand anymore.

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Nooooooooo

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