I'm 33 and training to be a priest

What country are you in and what's you view on immigration?

What made you believe in God, or the universe or the Internet cares what you think or do? I am jealous of your optimism.

Did Jesus bring you to this sight today?

Jesse Custer?

Why not?

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I like helping people. I ran a charity shop out of my own pocket for 6 months last year

UK. Immigration is fine

Mildly religious upbringing, I just took it further during my rebellious" phase and never went back

Do you ever secretly wish the Holocaust actually happened?

so you're saying you just haven't mustered the courage to diddle little kids yet?

you're basically a professional LARPer, only that a particular portion of the population take you seriously.
must be nice to roleplay and get paid for it.

What kind of income or provisions will you get?

There's nothing wrong with giving people a little bit of hope, and do you really think I'm in it for the money? It's a full time job (as in, FULL time, 24/7) and the pay is comparable to a 40 hour week minimum wager

if you really want to make a difference in someone's life, go to school and become a nurse.
but hey, you convinced yourself you're going good work so i guess that's all that matters.

do it

It's very possible I'll get my own parish someday, often times complete with a vicarage to live in. Where and when I couldn't say. It could be a small church in Romania or a huge castle in Belgium, there's just no telling

I already make a difference to countless lives

What's your opinion on aliens?
If we find intelligent aliens how do we help them accept jesus christ?

interpreter ofcourse

i mean orally

difficulties google translate

Ta C U soon probably

-israel the angel of death

Why does god need so much money? An all powerful god shouldn't need my earthly shekles?
Please refute Kenneth Humphreys:
jesusneverexisted.com
Don't bother. You can't.

Know any priests who have bad intentions or just generally bad people?

how do you feel about muslims

Why are you on a board that advertises porn?

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Do you think being on Cred Forums is a healthy life for someone trying to cultivate a health spiritual life in order to discern a calling and potentially embrace the true meaning of celibacy?

The bible was written by people, so what makes people of the past anymore trust worthy then people today? There's countless accounts of people thousands of years ago being absolute cunts. But I'm somehow suppose to believe that this one time everyone was totally telling the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?

Like have you honestly read the whole bible? Some moments of it sound like bad drug induced visions. from multi eyed all seeing heavenly beings and other mind bending creatures to straight up contradictions about people actually seeing heaven.

No opinion

God doesn't need money, but churches don't maintain themselves either

No

The same way I feel about everybody else, Catholic or not

Why do I give talks in drug rehab clinics? Why do I visit prisoners? It's all potential avenues to spread the message and to assist in those who may be in need

how many members or people who attend mass are there?

A real priest or some sort of COE paganism?

Do you believe in demonic possession or excorcisms?

Depends on the day and how busy the church I'm at is. A small village church you can expect around 15 people on a Sunday service, but larger town churches can be upwards of 50. Double or triple during holidays

Roman Catholic

No

If aliens invaded earth not for our resources but because they believed it to be their holy duty to convert all life to their belief system, and they threatened annihilation to all humans that dont convert would you
>A. Help people hide in caves
>B. Attempt to reason/negotiate with the aliens for peaceful and separate existence
>C. Attempt to convert any moderate aliens you find to christianity
>D. Enlist in earth defense force to purge xenon
>E. None of the above

I don't think this will happen

What does one do to train to be a priest

On what day of creation did God create evil? I can't find it anywhere in the Bible, even tho' the Bible tells us evil was present in the Garden of Eden (in the form of poisonous fruit and talking snakes) before Adam and Eve had their first meal.

Why would God put poisonous fruit and talking snakes that want to cause harm to humans in what we are told is a "paradise"?

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Do you think being on Cred Forums is a healthy life for someone trying to cultivate a health spiritual life in order to discern a calling and potentially embrace the true meaning of celibacy?

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I'll just check the box for (questionable) under "level of expected resistance". My superiors always say even the most vague replies are valuable intel.

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which religion? do you want to have a family in the future?

You’re a waste of oxygen. A professional liar in the business of scamming idiots out of their cash. Give the rope serious consideration.

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So basically for open immigration and Muslims. Not exactly defending the gates of Christendom there are you?

Catholic, Protestant, or Orthodox?

Do you believe in the traditional hierarchy?

In the United States, priests must have a four-year university degree in philosophy plus an additional four to five years of graduate-level seminary formation in theology with a focus on Biblical research. A Master of Divinity is the most common degree.

America was on the moan?

Why are you on Cred Forums do you think you can save some poor souls?

No sexual feelings is a lie. You're not a robot buddy. Celibacy doesn't work because of man's nature. And if you can't do what nature intended then the mind will start to go to some dark places.

Why devote your life to a God that didn't exist?

I have a serious question for you, how can put youf faith in religon thats only been around 2000 years? Hindu, buddisum has been around much longer.

Would your superiors think that you being on Cred Forums was a healthy and productive use of your time?

Do you masturbate?

Your credit card number please?