Post these, preferably the ones targeting zoomers

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this is deep and im 12

Autists

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dont ever quote me again faggot

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REEEEEEE

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> (me)
>dont ever quote me again faggot

Top lol

Cannabis exercise history

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Fuck, this one is literally me

These purposefully sprinkle in character traits that 90% of the population has to make you think its about you. Then you reach for the others to make it fit.

I don't think any of these can get every aspect correct if they assume they physical, mental, AND circumstantial about a person as these things tend to do, but goddamn if a few of them aren't eerily close in their assessments.

Really goes to show that even the oddballs in life are just cookie-cutter molds in their own, albeit more scarce, regard.

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this hits home

KYS zoomer, your generation is the lamest and most retarded generation to date

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Holy shit this hit home

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More relatable

>treats his mother’s basement like his own separate apartment that he worked for.
>acts like he doesn’t have to answer to his mother, but he does.
>swords, trench coats, fedoras
>no sunlight in basement
>various old, outdated computers in states of disarray.
>says that, “He builds them”, as if it is an actual job.
>neet bux that his mom manages.
>2001 Ford Taurus
>takes a “couple classes” at a community college.
>when you bring up women he gets uncomfortably anxious, irritable and try’s to change the subject.
>long walks alone
>pizza and monster diet
>sits in his car in random parking lots, “thinking”
>online “friends”
>thinks he has it figured out and others don’t
>kind of paranoid, but no insight
>up at 4 pm, bed at 8 am

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forgot to add "hits wall at 30 and never actually does anything for the rest of his life"

damn i really relate to this one...

Ruined it for me

>puts her arthritis to good use

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do babies have eyebrows in the womb?

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>DON'T THINK
damn this is some premium orwellian astroturfing

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>/ck/

What's the 411 on this guy?

Idk, just dumping all my wojaks

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>bob chippedbeef

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it's pretty cool how easily you can tell which of these came out of some social media contractor meme production house

Shit. It even looks like me... Fuck.

I love this one

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Why are these all about 20 year olds? I'm 20, what's so special about this age

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The silver lining is that an outsized percentage of these people achieve massive success as entrepreneurs.

The rest of the population is fed the idea of qualifying through grades and internships for the "privilege" of selling their time to a big company so that they can make a profit multiple off of it. Someone who is "thinking" oriented will eventually fixate on something they are interested in, find a value stream within it, and a great money-making idea. Corporatized, follow-the-leader types typically never even have ideas like this occur to them.

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haha oh shit
dat me

outsized percentage or not, the majority will get low wage jobs and underachieve their whole life.

>preferably those targeting zoomers

The majority of everyone will get low wage jobs and underachieve their whole life. Being cerebral and thinking is upside, people are just never taught or never discover how to capture it.
Stop trying to rain on my parade, faggot.

Thread needs some shitty OC, here you go

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needs to somehow end with OOMER newfag

Someone hit a nerve, user?

You're mixing a bunch of shit that does not fit the Coomer vibe
Yeah, I coom all the time, but I could easily survive in the wild while still finding time to coom

>cope

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The exact opposite.
I spent my entire youth doing fucking NOTHING at all. I coasted through school, never went after anything, and of course as a result never got laid.
I finally got fed up, picked my most promising idea, and went through the brutally painful process of reaching out to people and sticking my neck out, and now I'm rich and get laid whenever I want.

Doubt. Being rich doesn't automatically mean you get laid. My family is worth about 20 million and we have nicer vehicles, but a large portion of that is capital in the business.

you look like a generic white guy? amazing coincidence!

I have plenty of capital tied up in my business, but you seem to be implying it takes much more than having a nice car to get laid, in which case lol

I'm implying your throwing money at girls because you don't have the confidence to pull them. Based on how you were growing up, I'd presume I'm right

Here you go a pic of 70% of the b userbase

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That's silly. Throwing money around is not a pre-requisite.
90% of pulling girls is context. What you look like, the clothes you wear, the car you drive, the vibe you put out, and how other people regard you. What they think of you before you open your mouth.

The other 10% is what you actually say.

Good luck with your life man, you'll need it

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Underwhelming, dribbling cumshot of a comeback.

That user thinks giving advice on how to get laid proves he gets laid

Those who truly get laid (like me) don’t give advice on how to get laid bc we know that getting laid gets you nothing but stds in the end

Sorry but this is just virtue signalling nonsense.
>"You know, this thing that's really valuable and that everyone wants (money, pussy, a nice house, car, etc) isn't all that great"
>"I should know because IM RICH MOTHERFUCKERS. THATS RIGHT. I CAN DOWNPLAY THIS AWESOME SHIT I HAVE BECAUSE I WAS AWESOME ENOUGH TO GET IT IN THE FIRST PLACE."
Everyone wants pussy, because pussy is good.
People who worship it do so because they can't get it.
People who downplay it do so to humble-brag.
Be more transparent.

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more like OO*ER

Fucking roasted.

I knew a guy who did this with powered paragliders. Ultralites? Whatever, it had an engine and was made of a kite and some metal poles. I hadn't seen him in years, and thought I should look this guy up. So, I start digging into the 'ol FB, and there he is, and the whole fucking page is him doing thumbs-up selfies in this fucking death-rig. I X'd out and decided nah.

You dont have to say it like that bro

what did you say about my hair?! you know i'm very sensitive about things i care little about!!

works in a factory and becomes an alcoholic. divorces twice and becomes obsessed with porn

jesus. is this someone specific?

I found myself but at least punched my v-card

My only beef with this one and like most of the newer ones is that no one bothers to make a new subject, they just slap something on a coomer and call it whatever, thats kinda gay but i get the message

This is going to be me one day

w h o o o o o o s h . . .

Yes. But it was 2 European girls in South America, this is just a meme template from /x/. This csse is well known and popular amongst hikers and conspiracy theorists