Be you

>Be you
>American
Why live?

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I live in the greatest superpower the world has ever seen where even outlet poorest are fat, well fed and have plenty of NEET is to spend. Women from every nationality and endless job opportunities with capitalism going strong. Some nigger trying to rape your wife? Shoot his fucking face off with the an assortment of firearms! You ever eat deep fried ice cream after shooting your neighbors cat bc it was trespassing? It’s fucking glorious

Dilate

Fucking kek.

>endless job opportunities

lol,the only people who think the economy in america is good are people to stupid and poor to know any better

>assortment of firearms

americans dont believe in the 2nd ammendment anymore,this was made obvious by trump and obama

>I live in the greatest superpower the world has ever seen
Neat, what's China like this time of year?

I think Cormac McCarthy put it best in The Road
"Nobody wants to be here and nobody wants to leave."

C O P E
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False

fuck yeah

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you are a third world country you don't even have free education let alone free healthcare truly pathetic to cling on such a low live believe like yours you dirt wage slave you disgusting peace of shit owned by a corporation you farm pig nigger fucker. your a disgusting sub human and you know

now go get your self kill and your sister raped by some fucking subhuman nigger trash

>not deep your neighbor's cat
You're clearly pretending to be an American

Infested with disease

Poverty stricken and being wiped out by disease. US is the richest country also leading in medical research and technology with the strongest workforce. The world would crumble if the US dollar vanished. Sorry bud, these are facts stay mad

Because it's cool

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Because i love to watch the disgust on my daughters face as they have to wazh every inch of my grease fat body ahahah Living the dream boisssss

You don’t either, you’re just paying up the ass in taxes and it’s shit tier just like your healthcare lol. Any major surgeries of any significance and we a line Europoors trying to be seen here. It’s pathetic.

Why do you not like being American?
Perceived lack of culture/community or perceived lack of history?
Look into our history, it's fucking glorious. Even if we haven't been around as long as the European nations our ancestors came from, we still went through so much that now we fucking dominate Europe. And you can still like the history of the nations your ancestors came from as well. That's still your history, up to the point they left.
And if you don't think we have culture, you're wrong. You're a fish thinking there's no water while you're submerged in it. Unless you eat fuckin foreign takeout every night, youre probably cooking meals our culture cooks. Or celebrating our holidays, or speaking our language with all the little things only Americans say. You even dress in our traditional clothing (as it's evolved in the modern day) and since we influenced everyone else to dress like us you just think it's normal attire.
If you think there's no community that's just because you're a city rat or an incel NEET. Go out and make friends, there's plenty of community.
We dominate the world, if you want to bitch out then fuck off.

Germanic here.
Don't.

>china
hhahaahah

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States rights yes
Federal murdered
States are now countries. Murder forte mead Maryland and all keyscorex or Washington gets it

>poverty stricken
Strongest economy, the world relies on China for the majority of goods. Nearly everything you buy is made there.
>disease
Coronavirus is barely worse than a cough and if you believe any different you're a useful idiot.
>the world needs america
No. Just, no.

I hate being american because they mutilated my penis

China god
America1913dec23- unrehabilitateable subhuman
American=subhuman.

Suck my big fat American cock you goddamn Commie bastard

That's a steppe warrior thing. Jews just got autistic about it cause everyone hates them

Schizoooo

I can travel 1000 miles in my car and not have to stop at a checkpoint at every damn state. Feels good man

Agreed

It's cute thst you think conventional forces mean anything in the era of nuclear weapons. China would obliterate the US in an open war scenario, no question. Over in a matter of hours.

You're a loser with no sense of humor

Google north European plains
Eurasian steppe

m.youtube.com/watch?v=im8cMIiz0K4

Because burgers are delicious.

To all you motherfuckers hating on America.
Fuck you !!
I live in a country where citizens have no legitimate rights,
The pay is shit,and goods are expensive.
Police beat you up for looking at them the wrong way, and the hospital system is dodgy as fuck. And unemployment is sky high.
So what's wrong with being jealous of americans?
Dumbasses

holy fuck youre dumb

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Funniest living man I know
Rip family
Rip George Carlin
Rip Bill Hicks

Joe Rogan rated

USA weakest nation on the face of the face of the earth.
States rights. Dead USD, dead fed.

Ear shit schizo states rights that's Ur nation not usa

Fed resign or die
Murder all keyscorex genetically militarily

DCLXVI

Willingness to use counts more than numbers genius. And how many decades out of date are your rickety shit missiles by now? How many times has China trolled your navy drills?

>Implying that anyone wins in a nuclear war
The only way to win the game is to not play at all

DM federal USA schizophrenic fragile xsyndrome 1913dec23 murder Michael pine gap last one enablised

At least you have foreskin

Murder all keyscorex that hadn't resigned genetically dclxvi

Spare Jordan after if she walks up and talks to me I wanna talk to her no I won't hurt or kill u

DM federal USA schizophrenic fragile xsyndrome 1913dec23 murder Michael pine gap last one enablised

Kill before then if she hasn't no other considerations

Permenent down syndrome fucks being taken down with Michael genuinely more pathetica

True..
True..

chill out there Terry Davis

...yet

Well, I'm a white, male American, so that ain't too bad.

You probably think the Chinese are lying about how many are sick with coronavirus but nah, they report the actual number of warhead they possess.
kek

to experience BBC ofc

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It sounds like it wouldn't be a lot better for you in America considering

The land of opportunity?
I could get a job there one hundred times faster and better than anything here.
I see stores like Walmart and such huge malls and supermarkets and then i look at the shops we have here with ten items in each of the three shelves of the whole isle.

Okay thinker go look up the people America trades with the most.

Murder keyscorex CIA or die with them schizo Ur 18 years personal failure to me 107 to world save the retard and do or resign or U n Ur family is deD

Excuse me faggot?

DM federal USA schizophrenic fragile xsyndrome 1913dec23 murder Michael pine gap last one enablised

Kill before then if she hasn't no other considerations

Permenent down syndrome fucks being taken down with Michael genuinely more pathetica

States rights globally murder federal USA. Rest stand

Better than being gang raped and / or mugged & knifed by nigger African Muslim "refugees" - a daily occurrence across UK, Sweden, Germany & France.

>21st century
>WWII weapons

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To preserve muh heritage and muh racial purity.

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Continue suck down syndrome dick or murder the causation. Murder keyscorex nuke fort Meade

Dclxvi

nice bait you autistic fucking faggot

We will see about that

Murder or nuke etc pine gap. Its host responsible 1:1 mutder

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Keep dreaming
It's not as good as it sounds here

Bet you even support a national ID

Ease of access to opiates.

>Be OP
>be so obsessed with another country that you feel the need to post about it on a taiwanese carpet weaving forum
I'm sorry that your life is so shitty that you can only dream of being somewhere else.

Oh look its Mr Moscow again. Again in an American or Trump bread.

Earning those St Petersburgh bucks huh

Ahh the olde Americans think Carriers = strength.

China's ground strength far surpasses the US' ground force.

>"but but but mah carriers"

Like it matters, the Chinese have a decent air force also, so your fighters and bombers would be useless.

I dunno man, I am not OP but if what you say about him is true then you are obsessed with brown people and somehow you think their successes are your tragedies aven if they are american, because "muh oppression"
Hmmm. It makes sense, same with a fat bitch that can't stand a white girl being attractive

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Mr Moscow pretending to love and hate America at the same time again.

He loves it when I find him out, and wonders how the hell I can tell it is him all the time.

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Ironic or not, this is shit faggot. Get a life.

this sounds like the literal embodiment of soft pornography

you crazy fucker, got me again blyat

bored amricans being shits or eropoors being gay

I know how you yanks love your per capita excuse.

But who is poor?

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Extra shitty when income inequality is also taken into account.
Wonder how it would look if the top 1% were excluded from that graphic

It's showing GDP per capita, nothing to do with income inequality etc.

Understand what the GDP is first.

forbes.com/sites/timworstall/2013/06/01/astonishing-numbers-americas-poor-still-live-better-than-most-of-the-rest-of-humanity/#5a75357b54ef

>The poor in the US are richer than around 70% of all the people extant. The poor in the US are about as poor, perhaps a bit richer, than the poor in other rich countries. It is true that there is more inequality in the US: but this isn't because the poor are poorer. It's because the rich are richer.

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Ahh the US space race excuse, funny how the US forget that they wouldn't have got there if it wasn't for the German rocket scientists who defected, and the fact most of the technical parts were produced in Europe.

Also Enjoy your thin wooden houses boifat.

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Okay, dumbass

Learn to context first

That sounds like South Carolina brah?

chinkistan is falling apart

>gets angry as user points out they are stupid
>"da contecks furst"
>ignored the file name and title of the graph

2020

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kek
Your only excuse is being ESL

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I'll enjoy my higher standard of living, higher personal freedom, and the satisfaction of knowing my country runs the world.

stay salty

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Fucking redditnigger, you flop sides on every thread. Shit troll.

>lol,the only people who think the economy in america is good are people to stupid and poor to know any better
Lrn 2 econ, sport.

>Alex I will take sarcasm for $500
>"Sorry that went over your head user"

lol the bottom faggot looks like a young Steven Crowder.

I also enjoy a high standard of living
There is no such thing as "freedom" - unless without using the word gun can you tell me why you have more freedom than I do?
Your country doesn't run the world, did you get taught that at your USA #1 High School?

Why would I be salty, when you think by paying for premiums for things we pay taxes for makes you better.

KEK this is why your government rapes you yearly while letting the rich get off more.

>"but my "freedoms" and false world I live in"

>when income inequality is also taken into account
LOL @ socialist losers.
Maybe you should have worked harder in school user.

Sounds like you live under wonderful socialism with healthcare for all and universal income.

shit meme makes it hard to take you seriously.

The government doesnt take half my paycheck. I have the right to defend myself from attack, even with one of those scary "G" words if necessary. I cant be arrested for posting an "offensive" message online. I can modify my car however i want as long as it isnt unsafe. The list goes on and on.

You've convinced yourself that freedom is slavery

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>I can't refute your post so I'll criticize the meme picture.

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like in the EU? c'mon, you can do better

I wasn't that user, just passing through and saw you can't meme. no idea what your discussion's about.

>I can't meme
Doesn't post any images

okay kid

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How is Israel this time of year?

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Willingness to use means complete glassing of most of the planet. Things might be okay in Chile, because nobody really gives a shit about them. But if China fired a missile at the US, it would be like someone unplugged the vidya. Blonko, game over. And as far as their military, what are they gonna do, swim? Their navy is provocateurs, they do these things to read the strategies of response tactics. They don't give two shits about their people, and how they crack down on civil unrest proves it. Their military strategy for a shooting war is unlimited waves of people, which is pretty fucking disheartening when you're in the second or third wave, crawling over burning wreckage splattered with screaming gore. In those types of situations, the white flags start going up pretty fast. The captain of a vessel gets vaporized just as easily as anyone else on board. They'd rather be alive and captured than shark bait. China wants to dominate the world, but economically. They stand no chance of doing that if they're in a modern war. But nobody will ever take their military seriously if they don't ever act hostile. Thats basically a training method, nothing more.

>Maybe you should have worked harder in school user.

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The judgement of others is inconsequential as long as I am healthy, successful, and proud.

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>be me
>american
>24
>140 IQ
>work for amazon
>$300k TC
>drive supercar
>buy whatever I want without even thinking about it
>I'll be multimillionaire before 30
>probably retire very comfortably by 40
>best healthcare in the world if you're not poor

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

...

Skyrim

europe is better than usa
>fiction

Sick. Their super bug got loose.

I'll take your inability to counter anything I said as a win

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China has a ~25% higher GDP, but where does it go? Not to the people, thats for sure. They say theres a lot of poverty in the US, but China makes it look like extreme poverty is a reality TV show. They have dozens and dozens of cities with millions of people, most of the world has never heard of. Because they're shit. Its just people riding scooters and making flip-flops. I heard a story of a Chinese city where they just shit wherever they're standing, and they burn tires for street lights. We may have some shitty neighborhoods, but a whole fucking city of millions of people, just shitting everywhere? Dozens of them? Thats not exactly the image they want to project when they say "superpower". That big GDP comes straight from producing zillions of products, but paying their people next to nothing.