What’s the most fucked up thing that happened at your high school

I watched a retard kid go out of his way to walk up to a black girl, grab her neck, and pick her off the ground. I'm just glad this was before retards shot up schools regularly

Pls lets discuss this

Give Details and we’ll pretend to believe you.

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No.

apps.nd.gov/doh/certificates/deathCertSearch.htm (search here for online record, last name McCoy, dated 3/20/1996)

some dude got kicked so hard in his nuts he had to go to the hospital. the ambulance picked him up and shit. his nuts was D.O.A.
rip nutguy

A kid stabbed multiple kids with a used needle as a joke.

A classmate of mine murdered his stepfather, but I guess that was in middle school. Stepdad was an evil pervert who had molested the kid for years; when stepdad started touching his little brother too he shot him in the chest with a shotgun.

I seriously double-dog-dare you all to search up this entry, and then call the ND police to ask about what type of records they kept about the incident other than this entry, or any investigation they did into the matter whatsoever. If enough people blow up their phone lines maybe the press will notice crimes are going unpunished in the back woods.

This one girl was gang raped by like 12 guys at the skate park near the school. She ended up killing herself in the wrestling room.

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Not greentext worthy really
>be on my way to first period
>the one morning I don’t meet a friend by his locker first
>loud noise followed by screams
>I’m further away but would’ve been in the hall had I met my bro
>teachers pulling kids into classrooms and turning lights off
>school on lockdown for an hour as police search
>students all under desks, girls scared af and randomly crying
>everyone trying to use phones
>eventually slowly evacuated by cops
Later find it’s a kid who was angry at another kid over money or some shit so he shot him where he knew he’d be. Traumatised our vice principal tho, he was on scene and tried to save the kid who was shot

went to niggerschool, this one gangfight took up the whole foyer and was like 2 tsunamis of gangbangers crashing

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rave slut snorting molly with some skater kids behind a walgreens overdosed and they dragged her body behind a dumpster. marissa was not missed

One time I shit behind the vending machines because all the bathrooms were full. This one girl walked by and we made eye contact and kept staring until she walked away. That log was there for like a week.

Fucking sad bro, hope those guys end up rotting

kek

Crazy girl had a mental breakdown and had the cops called. When the cops came she tried attacking the cops after they were tackling her. She tried to bite a cop and was tazed. This all happened 5ft from me as my seat was next to the door. I can remember her scream!

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Yeah, a lot of them ended up getting arrested. It was this family of like 6 brothers and their friends. Poor girl.

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not wrong

some kid od'ed in the school bathrooms on oxy
my buddy walked by and heared him moaning really loud and just thought he was jerking off

there was also this one girl who would literrally have a seizure at least once a week in school for an entire sem

I was walking to the library one day and these 2 guys were fighting in front of the school. One guy gets knocked out and his head hits the pavement and instantly splits open like a watermelon making a blood splatter. I was in middle school at the time and that shit scared me for at while.

Girl two years below me~
>mother died late 92 (she would have been 14 or so)
>just girl and her Dad
>quiet enough but always seems a bit off
>94 she gets a bf at her part-time job
>next thing her Dad is hauled off by police and she drops out of school
>turns out Dad decided that she should take Mums place in the bed...

Some dad killed his entire family. 2 daughters, a son, and his wife.

also forgot but some chick got hit by a bus right in front of the school and died instantly

A friend bled to death after falling off a table and through a window, a huge shard of glass severed an artery in his leg

2 jr high girls used to go into the bathrooms and suck about 10-20 guys off every day.

One time we were served vegetarian lunch, was fucked up man

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Our school was getting too big for its britches, so we needed the trailer-home type classrooms out in the parking lot. Only class that used those were freshman and everyone knew it, so someone tossed dead raccoons into the vents near the end of summer. That was fun. Was even more fun when one of my retard female classmates decided to be noble and donate her entire perfume bottle to the cause... by dumping it on the carpet in the corner of the trailer. mfw that hell of a smell

now thats fucked up. how many people perished?

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Back before school shootings were really a big thing my principal thought it would be a funny prank to let a group of 5 VB seniors run into the cafeteria with masks and plastic guns and lock the doors in a fake hostage situation.

Oh I forgot to mention the principal was an active coke head.

In the middle of history class, we were 13, a guy in my class who so far has been very shy and discreet, who also happened to be seating to the class’ stacey, took his dick out and casually jerker off. Expelled.

One time in our school some other kids and their mates got bored one day and decided to nick this kids crutches, he can't walk without them, they stole them off him and because we had a rat problem in our school which they couldn't afford to get someone in to get rid of them so the kids played golf with the dead rats using the crutches as clubs.

made a meme account posting shitty normie memes about the school and staff who worked there, mostly harmless stuff teachers threatened expelling whoever it was but didn't get caught worst thing was that people had vandalised the school got found out and only got away with 1-2 hour detentions

a girl at my private highschool was caught camwhoring, they tried to sweep it under the rug but everyone at the school knew and she had to go into the public school and a bunch of people had to sign some papers.

nobody got arrested.

this happened at my church

>be 8th grade, so 13ish
>nearly all white church
>elderly pastor, been there forever
>pastor has daughter, is trailer trash but keeps it contained at our nice middle-upper class congregation
>daughter is single mother, kid is half black (I know, youre shocked)
>kid, maybe 11 or 12 - he was a year or two back - has a reputation for being a little shit but gets away with it because of connections, no one wants to be the one to really bring the hammer down on the beloved old pastor's family.
>half-black kid ends up getting into it with a kid from another prominent, well liked family
>half-black kid hauls off and kicks the other kid in the nuts WHILE AT SUNDAY CHURCH. Well, in the hall between services I mean.
>pops a nut, blood everywhere

I have never seen an entire group of people turn on one kid like that, there were no words lol the men nearby just lifted this kid off his feet and chucked him out the front door lol.
>the white kids were probably being mean to the black kids
no lol, no the kid that got kicked was being bullied by the half-nig and we all sorta knew it but again, it wasn't bad enough to warrant intervention - plus that white kids dad was kind of a tough guy and expected his kids to defend themselves. When he got his nut popped, all bets were off - thats not just kids scrappin anymore.

#NiggersYesEvenTheHalfOnes

fpbp

So tell us faggot

Portrait of a British comprehensive school in the 1980s:-

>Head Girl got pregnant
>art teacher went loopy and barricaded herself in her classroom
>kid got killed playing chicken on the bypass
>half the school went on strike one afternoon, because the 1984 miners' strike made it look like fun
>kid gets expelled after paying younger kids to wank him off
>sports hall mysteriously burns down over summer holidays

>location: 3rd year science lab
>bunsen burner sets the fireproof curtains on fire
>fire extinguisher just fans the flames
>fire alarm won't work because the little hammer won't break the glass
>teacher eventually puts the leg of a stool through it
>later, the school is found to be stuffed with asbestos so it would never have burned anyway

Happiest days of our lives. We had the anti-achievement culture before the niggers made it fashionable.

We just had regular niggers to do that

What happened to the kid?

Why?

Christ. I remember when the unwashed grimy guys would rip lethal farts and the girls would spray a whole can of lady axe or whatever to try to neutralize it. Kill me now just thinking about it.

dumbass attacked the band teacher with his trumpet

Some guy shot another guy on campus over some drug deal gone bad

From 2003-2007?
Hm...oh yeah.
>popular kid died of a heart attack while at wrestling practice, and everyone was sad for like a year
but also
>apparently, a number of students died in car accidents, so we had like a week of 'death-awareness' that involved a guy walking around dressed like the Grim Reaper, fucking with people (had a big sickle and all) and a 'pep-rally' talking to us about drunk-driving

So long ago. I don't think anyone even cares anymore.

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What kind of chicken were they playing? Like they were driving?

whys careys headlines lately referring to remarks towards women

did he receive the red pill? btw prob just news outlets hyping nothing up to get the next best clickbaiting headline

>big sickle
We call it a scythe.

Why they don't just execute retards, I'll never know.

Yes, that's the word I was looking for. It sure was rusted; I'm not sure how no one got tetanus from it.

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>Why they don't just execute retards, I'll never know.
Eugenics is generally frowned upon these days.

They were in a lot of debt was the only correlation the police could come too. He also killed himself after and they found out through a wellness check

The rednecks sprayed the 500 Hall with deer piss as a prank once.
>going to school in Georgia

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didnt know the kids but some muslim kid had a sleep over the other kids made fun of his religion and he killed them all with a knife while they were sleeping it was all over the news for a bit

Holy fuck link please

Fucked a MILF college advisor and classmate in school in the same day

Still better than school lunch.

We had a "race riot" my freshman year. Turns out it was just a chimpout and nobody knew wtf was going on except some kid was getting his ass kicked. Only kid who got beat up was a whitey with a black belt. Hope he had to give that back.

abcactionnews.com/news/state/police-florida-teen-killed-1-stabbed-2-others-because-of-his-muslim-faith

Nah, just hanging around in the road until a vehicle came along.
First retard to flinch loses.
Other retard gets killed, but wins.
This was literally the mentality in my town.

Small rural area with one high school in the whole county:
>Had to evacuate one day because bomb threat
>Had a teacher that got arrested for coming home drunk, beating kids, raping wife. Lived out of his truck in the school parking lot for a while.
>substitute teacher got caught with valedictorian, retaliated by exposing another affair between two teachers, and then was never heard from again.
>kids brought spice in and vaped it in class, like 7 people had seizures.

Someone shared a video on facebook of them getting fucked by their dog.

Someone drew a penis drawing in all boards of the hallway and got away with it

>with a black belt.
Further proof that martial skill lies in the practitioner, not the belt color.

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Cleary they failed in your case

One log. Sure.

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Photography teacher hung herself in her classroom.

Have a couple
>> My wrestling coach had a son who killed a old man and got it covered up
>>Weird ROTC kid threatened to bomb the school so they cancelled classes
>> Another basket case who called a black teach the nigfer word almost shot up the school
>>My crush committed Sudoku after feelie weelies

I once pissed in one of the radiators in the restroom and the whole hallway reeked of boiled piss for a week

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>Photography teacher hung herself in her classroom.
Do you have a picture?

Someone let 20 chickens loose in the gym as the senior prank.

There was a kid who got picked on all the time, you know the kind that can't help but make it worse for himself by being really cringe and almost bringing it on himself as a desperate cry for some attention? That kind.

There's this other kid, really scrawny, terrible at sports, but somewhat cool. Some kids convince him that he needs to start a fight he can actually win and scrawny kid is the ideal target.

So we're in the changing rooms after PE and he's trying to pick a fight. Scrawny kid isn't interested. He tries to kick him. Scrawny kid stands up, grabs the kid's bag and walks into the toilet. A couple of people follow him and suddenly we hear laughter and a shout of "He's put his bag in the piss tray". The nerd looks devastated. A couple of others went into the toilet to see. Find out they took turns pissing in the tray so the bottom of the bag got soaked.

Kid tells the teacher what happened, everyone says he was instigating a fight and scrawny kid got kicked before he reacted. Everyone denies pissing on the bag, people had just gone before the incident, and now kid is a known liar to the teacher.

I have more stories of the shit that happened to him, but that was the most humiliating imo. The others are just kind of tragic.

Freshman year, World History class. Girl comes to first period drunk. Apparently thought it would be cool to sneak into her parents’ liquor cabinet before 8:00am. Starts talking loudly, saying “we had vodka...and WINE.” About 3 minutes later, she blew chunks all over the middle of the classroom. Students ran outside to prevent chain-reaction puking. The teacher said “poor girl is sick. Can somebody walk her to the nurse’s office?”
It’s the most fucked up thing because it showed us how stupid you can be, and still be hired as a high school history teacher.

this is why socialist systems are cancer

Gym teacher diddled girls, a kid od'd on xans, and somebody put a dildo in the trophy case.

Oh my aching god! That’s awful!

I graduated in 1995 and kids were drunk every day at school. It’s not necessarily that they don’t know. It’s just a major hassle if they say “drinking” because then the kid needs to be taken to the hospital in many districts.

Fucking BASED.

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>Dude was a real piece of shit and no one really liked him.
>He used to physically abuse his girlfriends. I >Guess he got into selling drugs
>Ended up scamming someone
>Found dead in his bed with a bullet hole in his skull
>No suspects, who ever killed him got away with it

got the vid? friend is asking

Teacher got arrested for CP

wreg.com/news/west-memphis-teacher-arrested-on-child-pornography-charges/amp/

Wow. That must be the most fucked up thing to ever happen in West Memphis!

during medical inspection girls left to the school nurse, some guys pissed in one of the popular/hot girls water bottle, their male friend was out to the washroom. when returned they girls kept on sipping from the bottle and half of the class was on the floor laughing. the male friend asked for a swig, had an instant reaction once it hit his lips. ratted out the guys about the piss and 3 went to the principal. all waited for their parents to arrive. rich kids dad shows up, teacher tells the story. dad without hesitation punches his kid in the face (guy was massive, on a state volley team). nothing happens to the dad because Eastern EU.
>the rest is a collection of major shit, but some teachers couldn't take it... we had 12 teachers for English in a period of 2 years. one guy left crying

Kid died on the railway near our school doing the same shit. Waiting for a train and then running across the line. The fucking mong tried it and apparently didn't think about the fact he couldn't climb up the platform and got splattered. We all had to listen to the tributes and read the obits in the local rags about what a great kid he was with a bright future. He was a fucking druggie chav that wouldn't have passed a GCSE if he'd lived to sit one.

I got thrown out school and charged as a juvenile after I leaked nudes and anonymously send messages to girls detailed descriptions of how I'd kill them

Pic unrelated

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Someone went through all the geography textbooks and changed Niger to Nigger on all the maps. Teachers noticed what was happening as more and more of the books became defaced. Pretty sure who it was since one kid used to occasionally blurt out "I've found another one" in a suspiciously excited voice but they couldn't prove it. We all got a big school assembly on racism though.

one of the vice principals raped a girl that was in 10th grade

Watched a beaner scoop a log out of the toilet and place it face down so you couldnt see the mass of shit on it right in front of the main door. Bell rings nigger spots the dollar and picks it up and puts it right in his pocket and goes on his way. The end.

that reminds me of a time in school when a group of about 10 dudes all took turns cumming and pissing a bit in a girls water bottle, one of them even stirred it wish his dick, she drank it. She later became a prostitute and I still sometimes see her hanging around outside the bars in town.

the two most interesting things I remember:
>principal got nailed for fraud and theft to the tune of 50 grand relating to school funds
>tard wrangler got nailed for diddling a 13 year old potato

oh also I just plain nailed a borderline chick that would repay me with a blowjob every time I drove her home from school

One male dude used scopolamine to induce sleep on another school guy and fuck raped him.

I was in gymnasium (equal to high school) 16 years old second year. Two boys fight over one girl and her ex boyfriend stabbed the new boyfriend with over 40 stab wounds. It was blood everywhere and the police arrested him. The ex boyfriend got 10 years in juvenile prison but got relased after 6 years. The new boyfriend died ofcurse.

We had memorial cermony in the library.
Another time some immigrants storm a classroom with pipes and bats and beat another student with iron pipes. This did not happed in my class but I heard about it later in the day.

I heard that a teacher had been stabbed in the art class. I was all the way on the other side of the building. Turns out an X-Acto knife rolled off the table and the teacher cut himself a little trying to catch it.
Fucking Telephone Game, man.

School shooting in the 90s

Please tell us more about this.

>scopolamine
how did that induce sleep lol

Redneck meth town. Lots of underage pregnancies resulting from 20+ yo druggie losers barebacking their 13yo gfs.

There used to be an antique horse-drawn carriage on display on the hill overseeing the track field. My friends and I snuck in one night, after a few too many bottles of robitussin. We removed the blocks keeping the wagon stationary, and rode it down the hill. It continued across the track field, and then the wheels feel off. Then my friend took a shit next to it.

I didn't choose the thug life. Can confidently say that, if snapchat was a thing at that point, we would have gotten caught.

All my friends are now either dead, junkies, or in prison. But I'm a semi successful scientist. Life is weird.

No, I didn’t see it in person. But I was in the next classroom over.
It was briefly national news in 2015. El Dorado High School in Placentia, CA. I was a junior then.

Sorry, accidentally replied to my own post.

There was a kid on the field flapping a dead seagull around saying it’s flying it’s flying and then licked the blood of of his hands half the school was watching him do it then some girl freaked out about it crying and trying to punch him

My friend Threw a shot put and hit a girl on the head knocked her out cold

Two goth brothers who lived on my street chased one of the “gangs” of the school around with knives

Shit was cash

>how did that induce sleep lol
They blow that shit in your face in South America and make you do all sorts of fucked up shit.

this was years ago.... class of 87. this was the end of the first semester sophomore year. we had these study carrols(rooms) across the hall from the main office. i asked if i could use the room. and the secretary gave me her key ring with a key singled out to open the door. as i walked over to open the room - i noticed that there were 2 or 3 more keys like that one and all the grooves were low cut on the key. i slipped one off and handed the key ring back. the key i got was a master key. for the rest of the time(2.5 years) i had free reign of the high school. only 2 other students knew about it. i didnt do anything horrible - but it felt great being able to go where ever you wanted.

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>year 11
>Leb kid brings hand grenade to school
>real grenade, but insides removed
>tossing it between two groups on the oval
>Turk kid wanders between groups eating his lunch
>Turk is school legend bc got 8% on a maths exam
>Asian kid with bazooka throwing arm hurls grenade into the stratosphere
>grenade whistles down with evil intent and crashes into Turk’s skull
>Turk hits the deck
>bleeding profusely
>”don’t let Mr Bates (principal) see my shoes!” (Turk is wearing non school-approved shoes)
>Turk rushed to hospital, nearly died from blood loss
>needs several blood transfusions
>Turk’s parents sue school for negligence

Tyler?

>like what?

One guy used to blow hes noes in the curtains so the stick together. He allways blow hes load under the tables in the school. He stole a lot of stuff from the computer rooms. And took sandwiches and put them inside the computer so it rot and the whole computer room smelled like shit.

Not much to say. Kid walked in before class shot 5 kids in prayer circle. Killed three. Small town America. The nation mourned. Then Columbine happened, better ratings, the nation forgot us. It pretty quickly became the norm

"Accidentally"

There was one chick that was a huge slut, kind of nasty looking but she would fuck anyone. Lots of nerds and geeks lost their virginity to her, she would show up to parties and just turn into people running a train on her. She had to have a few abortions and dropped out early but damn that whore was my first blowjob when I was 16 and I'll never forget her

I don’t know how much of this was bullshit but a few years ago there were stories of forced inhalation resulting in people just draining their bank accounts for the robbers under some sort of post-chemical suggestion.

Kid got his ass handed to him outside the school. His head hit a window so hard it broke. He was made responsible for the damages lol. Fuck schools in Alaska

Being a couple miles away from Columbine

Nice dubs to my trips btw

Very intresting, thank you for sharing the story. I dodged a bullet one time. A boy planned a shooting but was arrested before for rape. So when they do a house warrent they find guns and homemade bombs. He was inspired by columbine this was in 2004 in europe.

Prayer circle sounds boring but then I grow up with socialst propaganda in school so I should not say anything.

Got a blowjob in retard room. Livin like Larry!!

>A boy planned a shooting but was arrested before for rape.
That girl is a hero!

yeah she saved my ass. When you get older its strange how things went with people after highschool.

The police found maps of the school and all. Hes plan was to bomb the gym hall when we have christmas songs so the hall is full. Then he would sit on a roof after the bomb explode and shoot the survivers that run out.

some extremely ugly "woman" lesbian with fucked up teeth who tried looking like a man got the position of dean because this was a very green and progressive and left school. Had a couple of burnouts and randomly became emotional and even got some students expelled for no good reason. as far as i know it's still there.

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Saw a dog bite a student's pp off

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- Band Teacher got arrested for fucking student. (They were both guys).
- Resource Officer got Fired for fucking female student. Best thing about it was, his replacement got caught fucking the same girl because she got Pregnant.
- One kid got stabbed by a broken ruler.

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Tech teacher, Mr Tonks, got arrested and pulled out of the school by police after his daughter discovered CP on his computer at home.

A small dose of Scope prevents motion sickness. A large dose of Scope turns you into a zombie. Prostitutes do this to foreign Johns in South America and make them withdraw all their money from ATM's. This is supposedly the drug from The Serpent and the Rainbow, where Haiti voodoo weirdos turn people into literal zombies and brainwash them into committing murder after they claw their way out of graves.

Who tf is Tyler?

Actually, I fucking do have it.

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Enjoy.

idk bro this one time on cross country some people pissed us off so I jizzed in a cup and threw it at them and one time some guy ripped a bunch of toilets out of the wall to try to cancel school and theres this one bathroom that if you went into one of the retarded kids was always changing completely naked in it one time some guy in one of my classes kept making school shooter jokes to the teacher and some shithead reported it to the admin and another guy who wasn't involved got arrested and expelled because a rumor got out that the school was getting shot up and sent a joke in a group chat about being a shooter, it sucked he was a nice guy

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A nigger First Lady ruined our lunches.

When i was 15-16 i would walk about 2 miles to get to school , me and friends would time it so they would leave their house and join me in the walk to school, this was the norm for us and our group basicaly grew week by week , some decent geniune friends , others that just joined us but didn't really talk and some dicks!

One guy was a bully and liked to size up to peope , but one kid stood up to him, few days all all this tension building up they got into a actual fist fight , the bully got scared that someone was stepping up to him and decided to push the kid away from him as hard as he could , the kid flew across the ground leaving the pavement and falling to the road , his head was more exposed on the road than his body and unfortunatly a large truck drove over him flattening his head and killing him outright , the sight was terrible , i remember seeing his eyeball hanging down his flattened cheek.

most of us was taken out of school for months to try and recover , one kid never came back so i dunno what happened to him.

sounds like you had a great school time

No, I mean I initially replied to my own post by mistake instead of the user who asked the question.

Based kid

lmao one time my boy (I was on cross country) shit on the ground at the track and threw it in a trash can

Not me. But my grandparent tales. When certain Kids Had bad grades and teachers refused to help, in the case these Kids were in some sort of gang they resorted on killing such people. He warned a teacher and recommended him to flee from there, yes this is south America to you.

teacher doesn't like the way a student sits during assembly
starts beating the fuck out of him, face punches
pulls him towards railing to toss him from the 2nd floor balcony
football team holds him back
teacher teaches next day

A kid from my class (an asshole) decided had an argument with another guy (and he was wrong obviously). Since the asshole was pissed, he decided to wait for the lectures to finish and jumped on his back (after taking a long run) and smashing his head on the asphalt. the poor guy was covered in blood and needed plastic surgery to fix nose and teeth.

thats fucking stupid the truck should have run you over so I wouldn't have ever read that retarded story

Sorry my post triggered you babe x

>Florida

Wow edgy he said the word

>be me in HS
>see jock with gallon jug
>"oh shit, chocolate milk!"
>a younger kid asked him to watch it for him
>jock opens the jug up
>pours that shit all down a drain
>mass hysteria
>cats and dogs living together
>FBI and SWAT called in
>turns out jock was mentally unstable
>consequences were never the same

Good ol scopolamine

girl said a guy raped her, except it wasn't true, but he went to jail anyways. also a guy was stabbed to death

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No it wasn't

oof.
dont even make a response like that again

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Here's some fucking punctuation, you appear to have run dry.

How have none of you mentioned the kinds of crazy shit that went down on penis inspection day?

That's not how locks work idiot.

Penis Inspection Day isn't fucked up, it's normal.

Kek two teachers fuck the same student. Sure she’s a real innocent victim

Our football team (a few years above me) carried our wrestling coach's car out to the practice field and set it down on the grass after a hard spring rain. It sunk up to the frame in mud.

I had a Mechanical Drawing teacher who gave us a basic lecture on Day 1, and showed us 35 pigeon holes in the back of the room. There was one for each weekly assignment. The rest of the year, he came in wearing sunglasses hung over, and read his newspaper.

Two girls lied about an unliked kid raping them drunk after a school dance. The Lav gang pulled him in and pounded him so hard they fractured his skull. The bathroom was splashed in blood.

We smoked constantly in the bathroom, the ceiling was yellow. The kids who chewed tobacco would spit loogers onto the ceiling and they would freeze like stalagtites. Fun fact, they would burn like candles. Sometimes we had patches of the ceiling on fire. It was so bad, when the state came for inspections, they would lock that Lav and open a clean one that was otherwise kept locked just for that purpose.

I found a quarter ounce of coke on the floor, kept it, and heard rumors someone was in very deep shit for losing it.

Our basketball coach was fucking one of the senior girls, and she never made an effort to deny it. Neither did the coach.

I kept lockers all over the school, you could kick them open if you knew how, mainly to stash drugs in.

My senior year, I had about 25 days of in-school suspension, skipped about forty days entirely, and had 5th lunch, 6th study hall, 7th gym, and 8th some other bullshit, so pretty often would just leave after I had something to eat.

>oof

Are you a faggot?

afghanistan?

How tasteless

How did he kill him?

No shit but nobody in your school never pranked it or teachers never got out of hand? Guess your gym teacher never screamed out a phimosis kid for being a Jew for half the day lol

It was a fatal larping

'Tis

The girl was contiplating treating herself to a snickers

Nigger beat up a 70 year old female teacher around 1995 wish I could have been there could have gotten away with anything

Got in a fight and sat in jovial detention for 6 mouth to be given 1 years probation ... wish the Cort bs did not last that long was fucking hell

Tyler balls lmao gottem

A girl from the cheer-leading team asked one of the bigass black linebackers to take a cleveland steamer on her chest out on the football field. Guy was disgusted and told the whole team.

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my math teacher got arrested in class. she showed up to school drunk and apparently was involved in a hit and run along the way. the cops took her out in handcuffs in front of 25 kids. it was epic. we still talk about it years later

Principal Mark E Cook.

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some gang-related shooting in my row of lockers. Guys came in and shot this guy in the booty.

Did this happen in the Florida panhandle?

I'm guessing it's a mostly black school?

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A teamates mom was a stripper. At the time we finished highschool at 19 if born before june. Drinking and strip club age was 19. Bunch of us went to the rippers he was to young. Saw his mom. Lap dances for days. She sucked 2 guys dicks. Coke off her tits. The works. He moved away with his dad. Vids and pics went around. His sister tried to anhero. 1 guy she blew was 17 so child porn shit. It ruined lives.

Am I way too high or does that make no sense whatsoever?

Some kid got sodomized with a broom handle in the locker room. Also, an actually autistic kid who was like the towel boy for the basketball team got put in the game in the last few minutes cuz we were way ahead but he ended up making 6 3 pointers in a row and made national news

Popular guy convinced a shy girl to strip and masturbate on cam. Then he posted a link to it in a fb group. Parents lost their shit.

wow... what a bummer. thanks for sucking all the air out of the room

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nigger got a finger blown off by a firework

Makes perfect sense to me. You’re high. Kid has phimosis, gets circumcision. Penis inspection day rolls around gym teacher sees it. Gym teacher assumes circumcised kid is a Jew and humiliates him for it. (I guess the kid was white)

As is tradition

Ahh nothing like private school. Literally an abortion mill sometimes

got any pics?

The thread is "most fucked up", not "most American"

not even, some white crip set

Kid killed his best friend because he was jealous of his girlfriend. Put cyanide in his soda. Killer was 17 but was charged as an adult. Been in prison since about 2001. I was really good friends with the girl at the time.

>tasteless
>Cred Forums

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nothing that I know when I was there, but I wasn't a townie. I lived 7 miles out in the country, so I was never in the loop with the gossip.

But recently one of the teachers at my old high school was arrested for child porn. It made the national news.

Awkward girl that didn't have a lot of friends got bullied really bad one day by a couple of douche jocks and ran out of class sobbing and into the girls bathroom. She had a mental breakdown so bad it caused her to have a seizure and she ended up hitting her head on something and died from either that, the seizure, or a combination of both.

Suck's too because I actually really liked her and was going to ask her out. That was like 13 years ago though so im sure even more fucked up stuff has happened there since I graduated.

>decent school in white suburbia Long Island
This trailer trash looking white girl slashed some other trailer trash looking guy across his face with a pair of scissors. Supposedly he stole some drugs from her. Don’t know what punishment she got, but she’s a single mother with a mulato baby now.

Some kid whacked the ole one eyed snake to a girl sitting in front of him in class

>grade 9 science teacher relapsed and OD'd mid semester. Sad day. he was a really awesome guy.
>autistic girl raped and murdered (RIP Breanne Voth)
>School was basically on Willie Picktons property. He got busted when I was in grade 9. It was like a year of pretty heavy police presence and forensics.

Highschool was intense

a girl had a baby in the bathroom and left it in the trashcan

hell of a juxtaposition between those two stories there

how the fuck did a teenager get cyanide?

Classic Long Island

fuck off shithead

My senior year of high school (2000-2001), one of the unpopular kids was killed in a car accident. But it tweren't no regular car accident.

This tall, goofy bugger named John was loaded with money and looking to buy friends. He always had the latest video games and gadgets, nice clothes, etc. But he was just so off-putting, tall as fuck but very emotionally stunted. He was nice, but his desperation for friends palpable and repelled most people . I wasn't a friend, but I was nice enough to him (gave him tips for how to beat Mario 64, lent him my strat guide). Most of my classmates were mean to him, since he was such a pushover and conflict-averse, so his friends were mostly from the junior and sophomore class.

So he had money, but how he got it was sad. His father had died of cancer and the life insurance payout was huge. His mother was an invalid, practically bedridden from some wasting disease. Anyway, she somehow remarried, this time to an abusive steroid juicer who was just waiting for her to die and didn't give a fuck about John.

Among other things that money bought, he had a brand-new 2001 Dodge Ram, and that's what killed him. He and one of the near-retards from the junior class, Scott, got it in their fool heads that John would try to jump from a 4 wheeler into the truck bed while Scott was driving the truck through a meadow. It did not go well. John somehow ended up falling such that the rear tire ran right over his fucking head.

There was a viewing in the gym, and it sickened me for 2 reasons. First of all, it should not have been open casket. They tried to do a good job putting that head back together but it was not convincing. Secondly, the fake crying from so many people sickened me. He had zero friends in our class. At best, people ignored him and, at worst, they were cruel to him. Oh and get this, they played "Good Riddance" by Greenday on loop during the viewing.

Pic related, it's the 2001 Dodge Ram that squished John's skull.

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I was that retard, but I almost always shit inside the bathroom. Sometimes on the radiator, sometimes on the toilet seat - occasional double decker...

Also pissed all over the floor, turned the red tiles white after a few weeks - further evidence nobody was cleaning that bathroom

cyanide isn't hard to make.

Last year a kid got shot off campus and died
This year there was a stabbing in the cafeteria
My freshman year a ton of the students nudes got leaked via our school's snapchat

one of the Mormon families was hosting a Brazilian exchange student named Sergio. Just a few weeks into the semester, Sergio was gone. Turns out his host mother found him molesting one of her young sons. Rather than press charges, they just sent him home.

When I was in HS I did band and marched Sousaphone, we had a visual aid for our marching show sophomore year who was fresh out of high school and doing his first year of Lone Star college. He was cool with the sousaphone section at first, I though I could be friendly and joke around, pick on him in a light-hearted manner, etc, because was fresh out of HS and probably very raunchy like me and the rest of low brass. One day the entire band was on the field practicing our marching show when I said some shitty joke to him in between sets, he snapped and told me "No more unnecessary comments on the field". That was the turning point, our visual aid starting becoming a major asshole and starting talking friendly to this one senior bass clarinet and her only. It's pretty blatantly fucking obvious that he was trying to get in her panties so everyone started joking about that. I remember whenever we were in the hallway i'd try to be nice to him and he just kept fucking telling me "No unnecessary comments", even though this was only off the field. One day when we were playing at a football game, according to about 4 witnesses, he took a picture of this one thick girl's ass and quickly hid his phone away and it was pretty obvious what he was doing. On the bus ride home one of the freshmen of all people sent a email to the director that stated all the fucked up shit he did, he was fired the next day and seen storming out of the band hall looking angry and defeated.

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2 of my friends decided to start a race war between the goths and niggers.

They went into the bathroom and started writing on the walls and sinks; pretending to be each side, insulting the other. Eventually there was a confrontation and some goth clocked one of these niggers across the skull with an iron pipe.

about 10 years ago, one of my friends slit his wrists and nearly died. He was rejected by this blonde slut he had a thing for. She'd slept with damn near everyone, so I bet it hurt that she'd fuck a sallow little whelp like Theo but not him.

He was a year older than me, so as soon as he graduated and went to college I fucked that slut in the back of my shitty old Chevy S10.

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Holy fuck

CHS? initials of the kid was J.U?

mousy, quiet, mysterious, and sexy as FUCK girl who never really talked to many people is suddenly . . . found dead. Body was found in the woods after she disappeared from home one night. Info was sparse in the news but it was an obvious murder. Despite being very attractive she had few friends at school so there was not a lot of mourning like if one of the cunt cheerleaders had died or something.

Then-- nothing. No arrest. Cops talked to the few people who knew her but nothing.

Then, like a year later, the guy was arrested and confessed. It was an ex boyfriend who was like 3 years older, who had actually married someone else after. But he apparently had not moved on in his mind. He lost it one night on drugs, went to her house, and killed her.

It's actually quite sad. When I think of that girl I think "she's the type that would have ended up being a famous actress or something, had she lived, then everyone would be like 'oh yeah I knew her in HS' when they really didn't." I think people like her sort of know they are something special and they shy away from others sometimes.

Real sad how she got murdered, for nothing. I think about that girl sometimes, even years later now.

google.com/amp/s/www.mysanantonio.com/news/education/amp/2-suicides-shake-Brandeis-High-682217.php

Happened in San Antonio Texas when I was in high school
Girl hanged her self behind the school library, some kid took pictures and sent it around the school, a lot of people saw a pic of a 9th grader hanged (she was actually a friend of mine)
She was part of a group called the ‘Wolf Pack’ in San Antonio and they made a promise there would be a suicide every Monday and a shooting
NO ONE BELIEVED
HOLY SHIT, legit the next Monday another kid hanged himself and there were dog killings going around the school and people wearing the dog and wild tails
Legit the next day after the second hanging more than half the school didn’t even come in, some teachers didn’t even come in, this legit shook San Antonio
If you lived in San Antonio you knew alll about it, but it harder cause I was there and knew the first girl who hanged herself behind the library, and everyone saw the pic of a 13 year old hanging on a tree

Your story makes no sense, retard

youtu.be/T7PFhI3RR_k
You actually might remember seeing this video, it’s the so called wolf pack
You probably saw this video on a cringe compilation but the shut was scary, they actually banned wolf and dog tails in the city for awhile

He bought it online, which given the time period I assume he had it mail ordered. Apparently the cops found proof of the transaction so it was pretty cut and dry.

Jovial? It was exciting, huh?

Dunno about high school, but in elementary school a nig teacher got caught diddling like 10 5th grade girls.

Before graduation a bunch of the seniors went streaking through the halls.

This was the article about the guy killing the dog from the ‘Wolf Pack’ and wearing its tail and having its skull
youtu.be/6TPJ1uqF05w

Retarded kid tried to an hero in the weight lifting room by wrapping welding wire around his neck and plugging it in.
It didn't work (because fucking welding wire lol), and he gained the nickname "Sparky"

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Well this was 15 years before 1995. Kids give zero fucks now, and it got worse every year leading up to now.

Public rape

They were already molesting the son with Mormonism. They did Sergio a favor.

Legit stop saying legit

A riot led to a shootout

Aiding a criminal

imgur.com/SGVaaI2

My principle publicly beat a student and kicked him when he was down

>be some dude
>date the school thot
>thot sends nudes over snapchat or something
>mom finds out
>mom also works at the school
>in an administrative position

Only said it three times, stfu

Who was him?

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My teacher raped someone

My teacher looked like he was working for ISIS

A student nearly beat a student to death

My class was a speakeasy

Sorry his post triggered you babe XOXO

My teacher starting shooting students

A student did drugs in the bathroom

We filled the science lab with rutabagas.

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my teacher did drugs after class

20% of the graduating class died in one car crash.

A teacher got in a shoot out over drugs

teacher died in a car crash

There was a quintuple homicide in my home town, two of the girls went to my school. Guys name was TJ. ledger-enquirer.com/news/local/crime/article30918192.html

There was this one armed kid at my school. His nub was just above his elbow joint. Not sure why that’s relevant but...yeah. He seemed like a pretty cool kid but he got picked on a lot, as you can imagine. One day at lunch, a group of stinky Bosnian transfers started bullying him. This was 20 year ago so I mean actual bullying. Not 2020 bullying where kids cry if you call them a loser. Like they were getting in his face calling him nubs, stealing his shit, throwing food at him, dumping milk on him, etc. Really brutal shit. He sat there taking it for like 15 minutes but eventually the kid just snapped and got up and bullrushed the biggest instigator. Charged him at full speed and took him down. Seemed like an everyday fight at first. Nubs was on top of stinky Bosnian and punched him 5 or 6 times. But he didn’t stop there. He kept going, and going, and going. After what had to be 10-20 punches, he kept going and eventually ended up just doing (one-armed) gorilla smashes on this kid’s face, over and over again. Probably another 20 of those. By the time a teacher got to it and pulled the kid off, stinky Bosnian’s face was like something you’d see in a rekt thread. I got a close look and the entire area from his upper lip to between his eyes was crushed in. He had no upper teeth, no nose. It was all just a pile of bloody goop where his face used to be. He was spurting blood from the hole that used to be his mouth and I’ll never forget watching him cough and choke on his own blood and spit it back up into the air like a blood fountain. It reminded me of the hammer video with the Russian kids.

Holy shit bro that’s depressing as fuck

Checked. Isn’t that basically twin peaks?

A kid once threatened my chemistry teacher and the teacher threatened to beat the kid to a pulp if he started shit. Kid totally deserved it. Absolute chad move by a Jewish nerd lol. I think the teacher was a vet or something, weird guy.

Five person class?

Based Nubs. Saint Louis?

Freshman in one of my classes had a relationship with my english teacher, Think she was in her 30s. Another student found them fucking behind a stairwell at the school, and the teacher offered the student who found them a blowjob to keep it hush. apparently the dude convinced the teacher to let him fuck her too and he would keep it hush. He still ended up telling and she got removed from her job a few weeks later.

Originally didn't believe the story the freshman who did it when he told me about it, but then it showed up on the local news website after she was taken out and on the article it said assault of a minor for two different kids... so when I saw that I knew it was actually real.

In addition to this, the snitch kid actually ended up getting the teacher pregnant from that situation and I'm pretty sure he's stuck with the child cause the teacher is still in jail.

This was in my sophmore year, 2010.

That snitch deserves to be raped in the ass. Ruining another guy’s shit, blackmail, and then betrayal... fuck man

Ill try to be as vague and brief as possible since neither of you will believe me.

México
Girl got killed by a lost bullet

I don't believe you.

Good thread. More high school reminiscing here.

Ahhh one kid died on Winter break. Snowmobiling. I was friends with his older step brother (the kid was no older than 16) Anyways when snowmobiling he caught himself on wire or pole or something. I guess he was like almost decapitated or something. And my friend's mom was actually working the night the kid came in. (She was a nurse) Anyways here in Canada they basically have to keep trying to recesistat them... I guess she was in charge of his IVs or something- ANYWAYS the shit his mom saw FUCKED HER UP. Bad. She had been a nurse for like 25 years at least, but after that she had to take like a half year off work, if I recall she retired shortly thereafter.

>tonight's main event where one competitor will ACTUALLY Die in the ring!

drugged, beaten, strangled, then the body was burned in his own car. we were told it was a suicide, but later i found out the cops never even investigated it or ruled any official cause of death.

Hmmm sounds fake. Possibly gay too

Girl threw strangled her baby right after plopping it in the toilet, then threw it in the garbage at the prom

She probably wasn't that good at wrestling her depression

My cousin was murdered when I was in the tenth year and she was in year 11. She didn't attend the district very long though, so people asked me why I was at the funeral.

Snowmobiling in farm country is a dangerous game. I don't blame her.

the biggest controversy I remember from school was when I was in grade 8 and at the last school dance before Christmas one of the grade 11 girls had a blowbang in the junior boy's bathroom. I was one of the last guys to get blown before a teacher found all of us because the girl was smoking a cigarette. No more dances all year and the school wanted to press charges but literally everyone involved said they consented and the girl was older than most of us but out of a legal bracket. It was a big story in town and her parents moved away before the end of year.

did you go to Holy Cross Regional Highschool?

School and cops covering up a mini suicide cult resulting in the death of 13 kids on the same day.

This is a thread for worst things, not best things

one kid dug up his dead dog, killed some neighborhood cats, then sewed the cats to his dead dog.
he filmed himself doing it and showed the video to people on the camcorder at school.
went to a mental hospital but was released when he turned 18.
found him on facebook a few years ago and he collects human skulls.

>Phismosis
Assuming this was elementary, phismosis isn't a legitimate reason to have a kid jew'd

>2010
>be Sophomore in HS
>story breaks that a ton of the freshman are being charged as sexual offenders
>some fat bitch sent nudes of herself to some dude in her class
>he sends it to his friends to make fun of her
>they all send it along
>so on and so forth

I didn't investigate further so maybe everyone got let off, but supposedly they were being charged with distribution of child pornography, though looking back I dont know how that would hold up in court.

chris got shot.

Went to a school filled with niggers
>kid from the corners decide to bring a big ass bag of weed to school to show off
>another negro bring a gun to school and got expelled
>teacher gangbanged by 4 kids
>hoes giving blowies in the boys bathroom

So much shit man

were your friends Jewish by any chance?

did mr bates see his shoes

Columbine.

I was there in the library when they were shooting. I even heard them count down for their suicide. It still haunts me... the screams... the gunshots... it has ruined my life.

>Five person class?
about 30. 6 died in the crash.

Prove it faggot, there’s video footage

Give us a blacked out drivers license with time stamp next to your photo in 98-99 yearbook

K gimmie a sec

Our band director got head from one of the students in the office

First assembly of the first quarter of my freshman year (9th grade) some dumbfucks were going to throw cherry bombs and M-80s into the auditorium, but their fearless leader managed to blow 7 fingers off his hands in the hall outside. I was close enough to the doors so that when the vice principal looked outside, I got to see the blood and fingers splattered everywhere.

The wrestling team sodomized their new recruits with a broom handle they called Pedro.

Mercury spill. Had to shut the school down.
Mu school had it's own police force compete with a K9 unit, but it's located it a suburban environment, so fuck all ever happened.

nice

it isn't important who he was to me, all that is important is that the people who killed him and covered it up have gotten away with way more than that, and need to be stopped

They should've brought a crane instead.

No, carpenter

The DC sniper attacks had my entire school in lockdown mode for a month.
We had one entrance/exit that had a cardboard tunnel setup for the busses.
Every day we wondered if we were gonna get shot.

>nigger school
>blood drive
>had to throw away blood
>too many stds

I remember that shit, our local news was talking about how the sniper had probably trained by playing first person shooters until he couldn't get the same high from killing virtual targets and had to do it in real life

lmao

We need something to work with here. Give us a town and that would be enough to get started.

>Oh and get this, they played "Good Riddance" by Greenday on loop during the viewing.
Jesus Christ

He wasn't a ND resident. He was from across the border in Montana. He should be easy to find. His existence wasn't secret.

This is why I just want to end this species of ours.

It is important to teach your kids how to be an adult

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it lost WASC accreditation and died from Oak Park niggers having a culture of not doing any work and failing on purpose just to be a trollass piece of shit. was ultimately over test scores. my HS literally died from having the misfortune to be next to a major black neighborhood.

back then you either "did your work" and were considered a snitch or you did no work at all and counted as a nigga. imagine the white preps, the gays, the theater kids and the ROTC kids hanging out in one large lunchtime territory just for PROTECTION. we did form a culture of mutual tolerance and played games, our favorite was a week-long game where you tried to "assassinate" each other and we got in a bunch of trouble post-9/11 for it being "terroristic", it was banned school-wide.

oh, and we had an underground newspaper that was a giant Cred Forums style shitpost, being caught with one could get you suspended for 3 days the staff hated it that bad. one article was instructions on how to masturbate by suffocating a duck inside your asshole.

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i never understood that shit its so gay

i pretty much rape a woman

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Nothing crazy but we did have a coach bully a gay football player into killing himself. He resigned and was later arrested. Not sure if the arrest was related, the dude was shady.

A girl playing tag was running in in the hall when she crashed into a glassdoor. Glass shattered and cut her leg causing a severe bloodloss that brought her to one of the most retarded deaths possible.

year below me were known for fucking in the bathrooms because teachers are retarded. one day a guy and girl go in there and record a video of him blowing her. video gets sent out somehow and lke 4 months later teachers finally figure out. both students claim rape but the guy is the principal's grandson and gets away with it while the girl gets kicked out.

another kid accidentally punched a hole in the wall

How the fuck does someone lose that much coke?

also the guy was fucking 6'5 overweight nigger and the girl was 5'1 at best with no fat

in middle school retarded kid got hit by ice cream truck

Where? Same

whyd the suicides stop??? and did any shooting happen?

Lol

That's what you get when you have a bunch of hormonal kids and have them crawling all over each other in skin tight outfits.

lol I remember the news saying that too. Did your parents also watch cbs with that weather guy Topper Shutt?

Nigger