This paragraph is just for proof and can be ignored. Scared up fat hand with chewed nails and horrible fake tile vinyl flooring instead of timestamp. I want to replace the floor and i am trying to lose weight but the scars will be there and somewhere in my hoarding abyss i have a curled up old pic that looks like I'm smiling but in reality i had 18 stitches in my head, a broken toe, busted up teeth, a scar on my chin, and punture and road rash wounds. Oh, ripped off several fingernails and lost a few more. Probably hard to tell but my ring finger is a little goofy. Looking down at my hand it's on the top left. When it grows out it's white because part of the nail permanently won't grow back. Had a big Ford with a Cummins service truck and for whatever reason some dickbag put a grab handle so close you could slam you fingers with the passenger side door. Well i did it and my entire nail was purple and hurt like a bitch. A week or so later i fucking did it again. I almost threw up it hurt so bad. Made a coworker drive us home in my car so i could buy beer at a gas station and get hammered. Told my boss Jeff not long after that fucking handle fell off. I chucked it in a rock pile that probably still isn't re-ran.
Yall saved my life. 24/7 for days i cried when my second friend committed suicide. But there was always someone to give me sympathy and courage. While simultaneously dark humor assholes were there for a reality check and even the haters who as a man, seemed pretty mad and assumed i had sex with other men...
As the only kind of reward i can think of i will visit again when i am rich, famous, or absolute dumpster fire of a failure.
I couldn't bring myself to be honest with anyone but you internet strangers. And while this place is the asshole of the internet it slowly helped me find peace. Or at least content enough to try and help others.
I thank you kindly user! Maybe screenshot this so you have a (You) and I'll fly you and a few friends out for my semi-retirement party!
Truth be told i thought this up long ago. I just figured like always someone else had invented it. Trying to come up with cheap diy autonomous lawn mowing bots and i realised some of that could apply to my "invention."
I doubt this will ever make a dime like all of my other attempts. But this time i am ready. I am a self tought student of personal finance and investing. I know what it takes to get rich the boring easy way. But tbh I've worked overtime all my life. I'm tired, kinda crippled, and I can't ever find a job if i quit now. I just don't have the balls.
With a little help I'd like to cone back here from time to time and reward acts of kindness or people that seem to need help.
Love you user!
Never stop being a badass!
Parker Gonzalez
Same applies to all of you wonderful anons! There are a few small furnished houses and motel rooms in town or you are welcome to bring a tent to crash if you like.
Juan Taylor
And obviously I'll pay for food, travel, and lodging. All you need to do is find a ride or an airport and the rest will be handled.
I plan to celebrate with $10,000 for a long weekend celebration and then buckle down and get back to work.
Btw I'm useless and can't bump. But I'll make multiple threads beforehand asking for screenshots and will try to answer everyone so it includes a (You)
Austin Flores
TOPKEK.
Yall are gonna laugh at it if this takes off. Honesty i don't see how nobody thought of this simple solution to a want/need but I've waited a very long time and struggled with overtime and trying to start my own businesses. The world owes you nothing but I'd like to think i earned early retirement so i can enjoy it while i still can limp around.
Good luck my brother. A true Cred Forumstard at its finest. I am rooting for you you fat ugly bastard!
Hunter Campbell
I'm glad that things are going well. I hope that you'll get even more money, user
David Martinez
Kek. For fun here is pic. Last week my boss asked WTF ARE YOU DOING? I was digging out giant boulders that have been in my way for 6 years. So happy i got to cuck that limestone.
Nolan Rivera
HEY MUTHERFUCKER! I am fat and ugly and just joking around but i married the homecoming queen and I'm pretty sure her best friend was one or prom queen. To this day i have no idea how i landed her and the single worst pic i ever took was one of if not the best of hers.
It's fucked. I'll see if i can face blur on mobile for a good laff
Hunter Peterson
I don't give 2 halves of a wet sweaty FUCK about money. Enjoy the good life and philanthropy will be good.
But NOBODY WILL LISTEN TO ME UNTIL I AM RICH!
Nobody will listen. I know EXACTLY how to get rich. It's basically just 2 overtime jobs simultaneously and boring as fuck. Plus to buy my dream car a blown shelby raptor and if they don't exist mine will!
The goofy ass sad fact is I'm not rich. My wife and i made a compromise. We would bust ass to he bad debt free and then i could have play money for assets, asset protection, a budget for a few things we want individualy, etc...
This is where i will shine soon. Ive been broke and so crippled up i slept in shame in a busted up shop faking a few job interviews on crutches.
I forgot where i am going with it. I've had an odd day of self reflection and pretty sure i am dying soon.
At any rate do me one last dying wish?
Look at you ten closest people. Friends, family, etc...
How rich are they?
Their opinions are likely tainted by a lifetime of "get a good job"
You don't want a job.
You want to start a company of jobs.
Saving money is dumb Stocks are dumb 401k is dumb Mutual funds are a blatant theft
The list goes on. The more you learn about personal finance and investing the more depressing it is.
But if you wish to jump into the rabbit hope of freedom list a way to contact you.
I have nothing to gain but friends. I am not a shill. Just a fat bearded redneck that discovered the path to wealth and want to share it with everyone i love.
Nobody gives a fuck.
My VERY supportive wife i feel is the same but as i said in compromise, i can "risk" some "extra" money on investments.
Aaron Cox
Am a dumbass Card was full from real rocks but i told my company i don't have a working cb and i actually don't but their equipment does and i borrow it because they think i am a dumb loader guy who can't run anything. . I get to hear REAL truths. Mostly shit talking from wagie strangers. And then all of them covertly agree after telling me 100 times this will not happen i have studied the single best operators in the universe in depth. By no "memes" will i ever brag but it is balls crazy to have 5 people "secretly" watching you check out a new machine "you have never been in" and record a shitty job until you get called out.
Then you laugh and wreck shit.
BYE MUTHERFUCKER.
There is only 1 best troll. And that is trolling your best troll.
*Ryon Reynolds*
"Write that down.
LOL sorry i am new to this particular excavator. Let me try again for a few hours.
Throw down 10 hours of solid fucking work and a tape of the shit talk9ng to the owner.
More incomming! And if you happen ro randomly be my owners or see this in the future words cannot describe my thankfulness!
Also the entire company is the only reason i am still alive. I've had a rough go and basically given up besides
Ryan Cox
Reee. Besides arguing for the wife.
MATT and SAM disrespected in ways never seen before and rather than troll them with passive aggressive bullshit i have kept this inside to the point that i recorded BOTH of the disrespectful pieces of shit. Legally in my state. Rather than beat their asses i will legitimately, through connections, have a basically world star officiated fight. Me and matt, me and sam days latter in court ill fuck them anyway!
No. Op is a dipshit who may get rich and for certain is only alive thanks to you trolls and friends.
I just his second realised that no matter how much my shit useless life sucks that i am usefull. My wife's best friend and husband who is a bro just went above and beyond. I was able to afford a 300 dollar dozen flower delivery, trick my wife i to spending the weekend at her best friend's house she never sees, amd then turn office pens from her late grandfather's hammer handles.
I pray this is the exact moment of the "breakthrough" that suicidal people survive and get to finally be happy.
I've nearly staved and dehydrated to death a bunch. I had like 20 pass outs from heat strokes.
My grandmother never smoked a cigarette and died of lung cancer.
My grandfather was a rich ibm guy who married my grandmother and got caught cheating amd ran away so one day grandpa just ran away amd was not grandpa and tbh i forgot where i am going with this.
I love you guys. I've had a few celebratory beers and I'm tired.
I'll try and reply but don't give up the screen shots.
Yall are the best family i have and i don't even talk to half of my useless blood relation!
Zachary Roberts
I love that Cred Forums is both absolute cancer and some people's only life line. It truly is a unique juxtaposition.
Gabriel Lee
I love you anons
You are ALL SPECIAL
And we love you for it.
You know us basement nerds know more than we show. I applied to non destructive testing school, offerd 3 times the money to test out on payments, got my certifications, paid my shit off, and now make mid 6 figures from trolling blimps online!
Upon my initial hiring i admitted to 1 big lie being ad.itted and written off.
I got laffs!
Justin Wilson
ESPECIALLY NOW! i fucking left years ago because of logposting and porn. I'm play with it all but I'm older. Fb fab threads feel really uncomfortable evem if they are legal.
Giant tits amd tight body 18 when i am in my sixties just feels so wrong and so fun i quit the 4chans.
Anyway, my threads never last kpre than 5 minutes and the last hope got me new lifelong friends is i win at this
Ayden Cooper
God speed brothers.
Easton Garcia
Same. Thank you user!
You are one of the good ones! Screenshot this and i hope to one day thank you for this post
Colton Jones
You're right, user. I wish the best for you and your wife
Matthew Mitchell
Same to you and yours user!
I love you stranger!
Thread seems to be sadly the longest lasting op thread i ever had yet also dying.
Yall got any hobbies fun facts fun stories etc...?
Anything to keep the ball rolling and me happy and motivated enough to work on my new "Insaneaquarium" screensaver without cheating?
Adrian Mitchell
Love you, too user. I hope that you'll enjoy whatever you do next
