What's the best tinder bio for a boring piece of shit without any hobbies

^^^

this reeks of desperation

Oh, you actually want to give him good advice and have him pollute the gene pool? For all you know, he could fuck your daughter.

>user
>have a daughter
lmao

I like cakes and other pastries
I’m 6’2
Ask me anything Rock On

Worked great for me. But I’m also not ugly and have hobbies a job cars motorcycles a house and not fat

Rock and roll***

Your bio is probably full of retarded typos to go with that.

Job title what you’re studying hopes for the future
Or be a cheeky cunt

Thanks buddy if you’re not going to contribute.

If you're white and 6+ ft, you don't need to write anything. If you're neither of those, don't even try kid.

Don’t be limiting. I’m not actually 6’2 that’s my tinder height. Smile in your profile picture too. Maybe take a picture of you doing fun stuff so you don’t look like a bum

Is software engineer a good job in this case? On the one hand it pays of well but on the other a stereotypical programmer is not what women want

You see what you did there? You have a limiting belief girls can sense that. be happy with you’re self. All I’m hearing is you fix computers he’s probably doing well maybe he can help me start a family

what about just engineer hehe

jus b urself dude

I'm 5'9 and white what are my chances?

You’re now 6’2 she’s not going to measure you nigga get real.

you can only get with girls that are like

Why are americans so obsessed with height?

because we have both tall and short people, same basic reason we care about race

>American women
ftfy. simply they're retarded.

I thought it's much easier for blacks than whites but I'm not from the USA

Not at all mate, it’s an internet thing and American are incapable of thinking for themselves so they just recycle stupid memes. 6’2 here immigrant in america

>be piece of shit
>just b urself
that only works if you are a woman

American are obsessed with size: big cars, big houses, big tits, big dicks.

just have good pictures and be attractive because almost no one actually gives a shit about if you are boring or not...

that's literally an excuse people make when they're not actually attracted to someone, nothing is boring about having sex with someone you're attracted to

like actually nothing...

me and my girlfriend fucking actually hate each other, we have nothing in common, all we do is fight, we share no hobbies, no interests, talking to her is literally painful and she is a moody bitch 90% of the time and we basically never go out and she just instagrams/facebooks 24 hours a day

...yet we both want to fuck each other and fucking each other is fun... not boring at all... as long as I don't let myself go and she doesn't let herself go we can continue this for a good long time until those honey moon chemicals wear off

Just mention anything about The Office. Girls dont have personalities that dont stem from television. Say youre Jim looking for your Pam. Or say you like Friends. Or say you like tacos. Tinder is all the same.

I personally have things on my profile that are interesting or get people talking to you. For instance i have a video of me eating a scorpion and A LOT of girls message me first asking what it tastes like. I also have "tell me you floss and I'll fall for you" as the very first line in my profile and have had dozens of girls message me telling me they floss. I also have a video of me playing guitar live instead of in my bedroom so i dont look like a fag.

Be interesting. Get a hobby. Dont be a neckbeard loser.

I'm from Europe and besides big cars that's what people are obsessed here as well

This sounds like a prison. You must be miserable. I cant stand people whose only interest is having sex.

"Hi, I'm a boring peice of shit with no hobbies." And every picture is just an extreme close up of your butthole

>me and my girlfriend fucking actually hate each other, we have nothing in common, all we do is fight, we share no hobbies, no interests, talking to her is literally painful and she is a moody bitch 90% of the time and we basically never go out and she just instagrams/facebooks 24 hours a day
Sounds like one of my exes and I, up until she told me she wanted to limit sex to only once a day. Left her after that.

>I’m kinda THICC
>my dick is like soggy cereal
>you like wet hamburger?

5'9 white and that's my photofeeler. How well can I do?

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>"Hi, I'm a boring peice of shit with no hobbies."
This would actually be interesting if he had pics of him doing some amazing shit like parachuting, scuba diving, mountain climbing, snowboarding, surfing, fucking an aboriginal.

I’m trash but at least I’m better than your ex.

Smart and trustworthy doesn't mean shit unless you're actually looking for an intelligent chick that looks beyond superficial shit or she has some fetish for particular guys. That attraction will still likely get you a 6/10. Girl on Tinder punch way above their class.

Dude, I'm 5'9". I've got a great gf who's 5'6", pretty, has an awesome body, etc etc. Being interesting, taking care of yourself, having a good job trumps height any day. Don't listen to these insecure fags

I would actually agree

But did you meet her on Tinder?

Know your goals. In everything you do you have to know your goals. Software eng at the right company means immediate 6 figures and a guaranteed >$250k after a couple more years. But not all chicks will care about that. Generally only the chicks looking to settle down will care about that sort of thing (ignoring sugar babies), so if you're not looking for that kind of chick don't rely on it. A high-paying job will pretty much never hurt you but unless you're looking for the aforementioned type of chick it won't help you either. A good job doesn't make you interesting or non-needy.

This is sad and I feel sad for you

You guys should break up. Jesus.

I actually did haha. Buy tinder sucks for meeting people who are worthwhile, I actually wouldn't recommend it

I'm sorry that you met her on Tinder and actually care for her. 10 dudes in a 2 mile radius probably fucked her.

Write whatever literally every girl writes so they think you have things in common.

> Adventure buddy
> Office Quotes
> Etc.

>start a family
I don't want to bring any new people into this misery

> Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it.

Not in the last 3 years, at least

You’re missing my point. Girls want a provider. But not a woose. After reading this thread I’m really concerned maybe I should start a dating seminar

I don't even deny what you're saying, though. The reason we kept seeing each other is bc she had a really good time when we met AND I didn't take her home the first night. You give em the dick and it just encourages the slut behavior

How long were you on tinder? In the beginning I had lots of matches and now it's one match every 3-4 days at best. Like this app was designed to make guys pay for all these premium functionalities

Are you doing less swiping than in the beginning? Odds are you went through a huge catalog of people initially and now you're only getting newcomers and it's natural for your number of matches to drop proportionally

What's good about being white when it comes to dating? In my country non-whites have it usually much easier and media really promote interracial relationships but only if a woman is white

All women just put hobbies that they do like once a decade. Like "oh I went hiking once, I'm into hiking." They also put shit that every human does automically. "I love to eat! I like to laugh! Let's go on an adventure!"
Don't worry about being unique, everyone is a boring filter feeding liar just trying to find someone to fog a mirror

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My point is I don't want to have children. The sad thing is that usually women who want to start a family are most valuable

But all women have lots of matches there. Female blank profile without any bio would have more matches then a decent looking guy

If you’re tall ALWAYS mention height. Girls like to say “height is meaningless bla bla bla, only doucebags care about height” but I’m 6’6” and look like a fat troll. Once I had a bio that essentially said “I’m tall and have a job” and it worked better than any “Witty” bios ive ever tried out.

Bounty?

How do I grow up?

Put a picture of a dog and say “I know my dog is cuter than me,” women love that shit.
Also actually get a dog if you don’t have one

Break your legs and set them in a way that it adds a few inches.

I’m 5’9”, used tinder all 4 years in college and I’ve been successful. If you are college age just being near a college town will do you wonders

I’m a fucking manlet and iv had decent success on tinder, had a gf for awhile because of it, broke up. Recently had three dates, slept with one of them still taking to her and the other ones. Yeah night matters obviously but if you are not autistic and decently handsome and have interesting hobbies you can bag a few

My dog died a few months ago fml

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Height

Doesn't seem safe to me...

How do I cure autism?

The one I slept with was 5’9 pawg it was the best sex in awhile, again don’t be a sperg have interesting hobbies and personality hopefully you have a decent job

Look people in the eye when you talk to them

I try to but I can talk only about technical stuff. I don't know how to have a fun conversation not even talking about making it romantic

Lmao my girl and I for five years. Are you me?

Romantic? Dude you're a coomer if that's the case. Stop watching porn autistic coomer

Just talk current events and normie stuff, play off people’s interest

When should I do sth to show I want more then just talk as a friend? What should I do? Grab her hand? Kiss her? It seems extremely awkward to me