This is kind of a shot in the dark...

This is kind of a shot in the dark, but this girl I work with did a porno and my boss can’t (legally) tell me what the porno is. All he said is that she uses her real first name which is Karla and that her last name is a type of fish. Does anybody recognize this girl or have an idea of how to track her down?

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please help me /bros

Like fish the pet or fish the food?

he said "I guarantee you've eaten this at a sushi restaurant" so I'm guessing the latter, but it couldbe both.

Pic related?

hardly Karla Spice???

Yes, pic is related
Karla spice isn't her.

Karla Salmon

Love me

So your boss can’t give you the name of the movie for legal reasons, but he CAN give you a series of clues that can lead you to it. That is super legal.

This is a very real story that has actually happened.

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kek
You are a stupid person.

Karla Roe
Karla Grouper
Karla Flounder
Karla Seabass
Karla Goldfish

Karla humuhumunukunukuapuaa

I'm on the edge of my seat

She’s actually a 75 year old man pretending to be a girl, her name is Karla Catfish

I am very smart. I discovered the truth behind this ruse.

It's not illegal for him to give me clues or just straight up tell me her name, he doesn't care if I see the porno, he just doesn't want anyone to know that the info came from him in case she files suit for workplace harassment you absolute fucking moron. Why would I make this up? To just waste people's time? I'm trying to whack off to this bitch I work with getting fucked, why are you standing in the way of that, bruh?

trips of truth.

why you tryna stop this guy from ruining his hormones

Post the porn trips

lol good luck, Encyclopedia Brown. I hope you solve the Case of the Woman with the Fishy Name.

LOL

he doesnt know where the porn is dingus, thats why this thread exists.

I'm trying to but I've got some Alex Jones faggot in here trying to spread bullshit.

kek

shiet

hahaha you must be a gook. only gooks and christians talk like that.

Karla Tuna!
Karla cod
Karla mahi
Karla octopus

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search for trap porn
that reset button ho with the man face volume I, available for $2.99 in your local blockbuster

“Ah, your honor, that information COULDN’T have come from me...I never mentioned the name of the pornographic film. I only provided CLUES as to my employee’s alter ego. The information CLEARLY came from the person who correctly interpreted those clues!”

Karla Puffer
Karla Sea urchin
Karla Squid
Karla Octopus (possibly Octopi)
Karla Whale (though technically not a fish)
Karla Bluefin
Karla Yellowfin
Karla Dolphin
Karla Mullet
Karla Freshwater Trout
Karla Sole
Karla Halibutt
Karla Eel

Try the above OP.

Dude, you're clearly out of your legal element here. It's about deniability and not perjuring yourself. You're a moron, just leave the thread if you think I'm making it up.

Thanks dude, there actually is a porn chick named karla kole but she's fat.

>Karla Freshwater Trout

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Its her true name.

Beleave me, im black

do you feel smarter now, fagtard?

Karla Mullet? Good friend of Joe Dirt.

The legal expert needs to jack off to his co-worker from GameStop.

It’s like the Incel Hardy Boys over here.

No. The same amount.

Underrated post

Thats Karla "Man Hands" Hagfish. Happy Fapu.

It's a restaurant, but basically the same thing. Since when does Cred Forums shit on people for wanting to jerk off? You've lost your way, fags.

There's nothing illegal about it you retard

Since cumbrains

Some day when you graduate high school you can go to law school and they will spend an entire semester teaching you about liability, at which point you can come back to Cred Forums to express your legal opinion.

Can someone make an ms paint comic of this/troll comic.
This is golden oc.

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Karla calamari. Calamari probably spelled with a k

he's right about her name

You guys are obviously ill-equipped to deal with this.

Is the pic her? Because I've found a different Karla Kole (not fat) and a Karla Marie (Calamari) but they look nothing like the pic.

Yeah, the pic is her. She's got that big fucking mole on her head so that's what I keep looking for but to know avail. I give up, thanks to those of you who looked instead of trolling like faggots.

I'm pretty sure I've seen her on exploited college girls.

Her actual name is find-able, the porn name however....was the porn name something related to fish as well?

Fuck welp, yeah I tried mate. I'm going off by that mole too but maybe she's covered it with makeup or something, ya know? Do you know if it was just the one video or multiple? That might help narrow the search down more.

Not that I'm aware of. I know her full real name, but her porno name is apparently just Karla (Insert sushi name)

For real?

Thanks for trying. My impression was that it was one vid, it might be sort of old. I can't ask around about it too much because two bartenders already got fired for emailing the video.

Looked up what types of fish are served in sushi shops but so far I got nothing going down the list. I'll keep trying.

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yup, thats her.

>they will spend an entire semester teaching you about liability
Dude, you're fucking dumb. Every law course except criminal law/procedure is at least in part about liability.

but beyond the calstate thing no ideas my guy

she looks familiar though

oh well. thanks anyway!

The video is obviously publicly accessible
Him telling you is in no way illegal
Using the existence of the video to harass or marginalize the girl would be illegal
You are fucking retarded.
It's no different than working with someone that's played a part in any movie. Your boss telling you that Steve played a part in the movie, and telling you the name of the movie, is not illegal

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LMAO SALMON

I can't believe Jongwook Woo is a he.

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wow this totally helps and provides new information...

You're very welcome

I'm starting to think this whole thread is bait. OP claims her porn name was Karla (fish) but it turned out to be her real name.

OP, get your lies straight.

exactly and THE most common fish?

Karla Tuna is so hot! Kek

For a second i thought there was a smudge of dirt on my screen or something, but no.. this bitch has a massive fucking mole between her eyebrows.. that shit can't NOT be stared at mid conversation..

Holy shit man, that's fucking nuts. So maybe my boss is fucking with me, her FB page says Karla Lee.

I doubt you even have a boss, you stupid cuck

how old is she?

31.

>Karla Freshwater Trout

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St Albans KFC?

You found the name, post the porno link

Ah it is actually rape.
Any feminist will tell you.

he knows the fucking name, he doesnt know the porno that;s why he's looking kek

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MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY

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If you were a chick with Salmon as last name would you prefer to use your middle name? I would

iafd.com/results.asp?searchtype=comprehensive&searchstring=karla

if that doesn't work, search '"karla" porn' and sift through images. It can't be that hard to find unless it's really obscure and if it is, the last name won't help anyways.

Karla Herring

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I guess he gave you a "red herring"

kek

Maybe she used the Japanese name for salmon (Sake).

ITT: OP gets trolled by his boss into frantically searching online for something that doesn't exist so next week he can finally fire the idiot with the excuse of spending too much time on his phone during work hours...

I did a search for porn girl with mole between eyes...kek

Did you find it yet

I’ve been trying to track it down, when I find it I’ll post it.

So did I!

big LOL thanks

its Salmon. no vid though

Godspeed user