Dubs and it becomes true

What the hell...better than masterbaiting into a sock.

Come on singles! Leave me alone.

okay, Cred Forums

be careful which one you get...

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Me

That's the kind of gf I want

(You)?

This one

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Dubs get

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>not giving up on women entirely
ngmi

I mean ok, but don't tell my wife

I'm

We will see

Roll

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rollin

I doubt it

Gemme a GF!

Please give the gf to the user below me

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Go for it.

whatever

need

My wife

Am I ready though?

...roll...

Fuck yeah threesomes 4 dayz nigga. U mad white bois?

Trips get

Already got one

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Yea ok satan. I don't even want one, they're all the same anyway.

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>2020
>still believes kikes.

lies

yuk

And lies have become true!

yahey guess who isn't!

Roll

roll

I'll take that bet

Roll

pretty good idea for a thread. Dubs get.

Roll

Na

i hope i fuck bitches instead

I am about to have 2 girlfriends so i guess das rite

Roll

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ber

bitch I like is gonna let me pipe

reroll

Would be nice

R

gonna pipe tomorrow

Rollerino

AW YEAH BABY

Rolling

Nice

69

F

God please I need smth to keep me going

definitely not getting dubs

Fuck that. Roll for singles.

the dubs are my gf

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Nailed it.

>_> so fucking alone

Hey I got two dubs. Thanks holy rolleroni. I hope that’s true, I really miss intimacy.

Oh come on.

roll

i hope man hope

i cry

wizard power roll!

even harder

Roll

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not ment to be true ig

whatever w dubs, more of those tits. torpedos away

Yeah sure. Why the hell not. Trips and I get a new job. Quads, I leave 4 chan.

I like being single

reroll

ill try

Why use ridley?
Ehh, maybe she has some janky force...

I need this...

What if you get dubs and it doesn't come true?

But it will

Let’s fucking roll

Roll

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Reroll

rolle

roll

I will finally see vegene

...

Roll

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...

my wife would not be impressed

I don't believe you

Oh, probably not.

Dubs plis

Apparently, you get both.

Couldn't hurt.

I need this

It's already february it sure ain't gonna happen this year.

Lets make this a good year Cred Forumsre's

Now watch me not roll dubs

You have been visited by the dean of shit music taste. Shit music taste will come to you unless you comment “You have shit taste, Jon!” on this video: youtu.be/hk_tr32uy18

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...

You wasted dubs you disgusting nigger

...

rollin

Or not, good luck to yall

Not looking. The last one was a high-maintenance, coke-addicted nightmare. At least she was good in bed.
>but it was always all about her, even the fucking

Kek, i hope this counts for something.

try again

Roll

imgur.com/0mwHyZ3

Rolling for girlfriend because wife ain't taking care of my dick enough.

Reroll dammit

Check em

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the wife is gonna be pissed, but i would like a side piece....

Kewl

I doubt it

29 years of khv statis has me assuming the worst.

Oh no I'm not falling for this bullshit again

Rolling for a mistress

I want qt3.14gf

fuck it roll

ok

kektacular swampposting

This is the least dubs in a thread ever

hope its a rich old widow

droll

Roll

Your a fucking liar

faggot

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I'm in my mid-thirties, divorced, and I don't go out and talk to people. Even if I were relatively normal, this would be an impossibility.

roll

niggers

Nice, I'll inform if it actually happens

it's me :D gonna finally get that big tiddy goth gf

Gf get!

Milhouse is a meme

Gimme dat liberal slut gf

77

Gf?

Dont want one. Dubs and I bang alot of chicks in 2020

This sounds like my exactly like my co-workers position that's so funny.

I better get dubs, this pain has to end sometime

rollin

Dub!

Why are all dubs going to people with wives

Damn these dubs destroyed my belief in thots
Roll even though already have gf, this roll is for 3some.

I'd rather not.

Fucking lies

idk

Hope.

Yep

Please

holy fuckin trips

cgeck

i'll get one anyways

or i'll become one

So a Ménage à trois?

im a 30 year old virgin, highly unlikely

Rolling.

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I'm so fucking lonely

6

66

Roll

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fuckkkk

I'd rather get a bf but whatever

dear lord all ow me to be happy

GFs are for simps
2020 is the year of multiple wives

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roll ehhhh

reroll

Give me the cunny dub gods

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rerooling

None of you know the depths in which I am stuck. The depression consumes me more and more every day. Yet the hope of one day finding a girl to be with is what helps me tolerate each day.
I want to get dubs, but knowing my fate, I will just get singles, just like what I am and will always be.

cooming on a 6 yo girl

Yeah right lol

Roll for the sake of my blue balls

i hope its me

Does it count if I play a second time but the thread was still up the next day?

I was just asking, that didn't count.

roll

bernie sanders dies

Roll for this

That was just a statement.

My wife would be pissed.

Rollin'

Still trying to verify

The woman i love is doing meth and phentanyl because heroin isn't strong enough anymore and it's killing me to watch her go through this. I'm one of the only friends she has left from highschool and everyone else has abandoned her for being dumb and all i see is the pain she's trying to cope with. She's literally the most amazing person i've ever met. She has more wrong with her physically and mental than any one person should have to go through due to psychotic parents and suicide attempts leaving her near physically unable to do mundane shit without help and she's adamant about trying to do shit on her own for once.

Trips i'm offering her a suicide pact so neither of us have to suffer through life.

already got one

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Well you're a bad fucking friend, "Boohoo I can't stand her doing drugs so I'm gonna kill myself with her", what a faggot

it's okax user, maybe next year

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Roll

But I don't want a girlfriend... unless she's passable and has a cock

there's no one behind me though

what a faggot. unless you do something to change this situation, you both deserve to die.

please

Lessee.

Hey user you okay pal

pleeeeeaseeee

rollero

Here user take these dubs... I was the guy rolling for a 3some but you can have them. Good luck man.

Rolling

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Roll

lol

Lets roll

Overweight introvert that lives in rural area, gonna need more than dubs

What makes this year different from the last

Here, take this

See
I fuckin knew it

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bruh

bru

k

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>mason get
woo! maybe I'll get lucky

oh my word. if only :3

but i want a bf

In a happy relationship with gf, got a 9/10 friend on the side. Dubs dictates whether or not I change lanes.

friking ding blast

DS

doubt

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I want to belive

pic related is how the gf you're actually picturing in your head sees you.

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Rolling

PLEASE PLEAE PLPEASESEE

I don't think dubs will help here, OP.
I think going out into the real world and having a conversation with real people may have a more positive effect on the ability to socialise and flirt. You know, learning by doing, rather than relying on the magic of coincidental numbers.
Pic related.

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Gimme. Plz.

Rill.

(You)

Well it's my area code, that might mean something.

I cant get a gf im incapable

This

fuck it, roll

x to doubt

i want one like this plx

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sure

Roll

So mote it be.

Rolling.

Ok.

Just started seeing someone comon dubs let's make it official

roll

Okay why not lets see

Fuck u im getting one nigga.

trips and ill be single forever

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bl

Kys degent

fuck

rolling

Rolling

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Roll

Yabba dabba doo

I'm ready.

I was already promissed one in 2019 by another thread and got nothing, so I don't think this works anons?

hope springs

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Trust no one not even yourself

so close

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Rollin

rol

nah

Rolling, hope this will be my year.

t. 63 year old lonely virgin

huge get rn

roll

Don't let me down Mia

2020

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crumb of coochie por favor

she loves me

I don't want a gf, I want to get a second car. Rolling

letsnsee

Please lift the gay curse.

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Plz

Me

Might as well try

Rip

no thanks

God, please help me.

Got nothing to lose OP

Rolling

nay, it was herecy

Why would I? I don't want to spend a lot of money on another stupid whore.

rulll

Pls?

Fuck it I'll roll

If i get dubs everyone that replied in this thread dies

Doubtful

F...

Gay

please, I need a gamer gf

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please

lies
LIES

No gf for me

Oh no

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REEEEEEEEE

Tfnogf

>00

OH FUCK

Checked

Trump is the worst thing to ever happen to America.

Oh fu

Can I have my fat gf and a skinny gf?

?

Dang

No gf for u

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well, you know, if nothing happens, I'm gonna come to get you

Yes mommy!

I'm sure she's right around the corner

deal

Yeah def not...

hm...

maybe

blamo