Say something nice or you die in your sleep tonight

Say something nice or you die in your sleep tonight

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Nice chair

Great job covering your face

Where can I buy tables like those? Love them!

nice hat

Jokes on you because I sleep in the morning!

Nice waves

You have an ample amount of hair which looks very healthy. Grats,

Damn, you ugly mf bro

Solid Rod

He is maintaining his erection well

>Say something nice

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Wow it actually curves down

Freaking epic cock bro fr fr

Something nice.

Something nice

nice bro

nice shadow

This
This is the fucking image

I was in 5th grade, 1999, in our computer lab at my elementary school. We were supposed to be doing research for our school science project, which was to be a study of an animal of your choice. My animal was the King Cobra. There I am, sitting in the computer lab with my friends at my side, using the archaic 1999 Google website, looking for Kin Cobra facts that I could take notes on for my project. I'm on something like the 13th page of searches (back when you kept clicking the next button if you didn't find it on the first page), when all of a sudden this pic is presented to me, among the King Cobras. I panicked at first, unsure of what to do, thinking about how much trouble I would be in if I got caught. I pulled my best friend over and showed him what I had found, he pulled another friend over. They encourage me to click the website, so I do. We get to the we page where this man is laid out with the biggest cock I had ever seen in my life, scroll down, and there was another picture but this time of a lady laying in the same chairs, naked as can be.

I never thought I'd see this image before, it has haunted me for years... but has always intrigued me. Now, as a 30 year old adult, I realize this is obviously not the largest cock I've ever seen, but it does put me right back in that chair in 5th grade, gawking in awe.

That’s brilliant!

cool

Something nice

Right?! Reminds me of the time my friend pulled up naked pics of brad pitt in his backyard on the lab computers that some popperazi took.

It was probably my first confusion boner followed by months later him show me some gayporn site on the classroom computers.

something nice

Nice table

something nice or you die in your sleep tonight

I came in my mouth. Legit just dropped a load right into it. I was on my back and my waist was lifted above my face. I also had a butt plug in. One of those with the gems on it.
I guided dripping precum to my mouth and after a few seconds I came to the thought of eating my own cum.
I’ve licked precum/cum before by using my finger to get a drip like when you taste frosting on a cake. Then I moved to cumming in my hand and licking that. The next step was to cum in my hand and slurp it up. But today I ejaculated straight into my mouth, no misses. A tiny bit got on my upper lip but it was a simple lick to clean it off.
Also since I was on my back it barely touched my tongue and went straight to the back of my mouth.
Going to be truthful: it’s is extremely difficult to swallow cum. I think it’s the post-cum clarity, the distinct smell of cum, and weird texture that makes it difficult to swallow.
I’m not sure what else to do. Maybe I’ll try cumming on my face and licking it off, but honestly things are different now.

Fuck off I want to die in my sleep

nice cock, faggot

Something nice

your dick looks pretty decent user, nice

yeah it always seems like a good idea until that load fills your mouth

Kill me now. I have wanted to die for so many years I can't count it, but I've always pussied out. I'm just wishing for a seriously quick illness that'll take me out.

Nice tile job

Protip: Eat 3-4 Altoid mints ahead of time. Then it's easy to swallow cum because you can't taste it.

solid package bro, keep up the good work. Let's see how hung you can get

nice chairs

Be sure to not spend too much time out in the sun, don't want to sunburn your wang

Great posture!

we wish you a merry christmas

I like how your leg hair looks and also you have a nice cock. Would be enjoyable to be topped by you