This thread is cursed.
If you post in it, you will become a woman when you wake up tomorrow.
So don't post in it.
This thread is cursed
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If I'm already a woman can I become a man?
That's the best fucking curse ever
You're not a woman if you're on Cred Forums
Wait fuck no
Rip me
Trannies arent real women
Lieeees
Yeet me daddy
Sorry op but i have been doing black magic for 15 years and this curse is just not up to standard please try harder next time
Wat
i wanna look loke pic related
That's not a woman, that's a girl.
god i fucking wish
Katyusha is better, oh fuck I'm posting in this thread
Oh no, what an awful curse. This certainly isn't what I've always wanted, but known I can't have, pushing the desire deep down. Nope, it's an awful curse. Better not post...
tits or gtfo
Is that an svt 40 semi automatic rifle?
I'd call it a fucking BLESSING
Oh noooooi
Please...
So, why do you want to be a woman?
Okay
If being woman is a curse, the curse me all you want, can't wait to have tits lol
So I can play with my own tits duh
>Wake up as a woman
>Excitedly rub hands over chest
>Completely flat
>You will become a woman
If only
Bless me
not funny, didn't laugh.
Curse me Senpai
>can wear perfumes and makeup
>get better and prettier clothes
>have boobs
>less expectations fron society
>date and fuck men without being gay
Lies
Eh. I'd probably be happier as a woman.
Could finally date lesbians
Posting in trans thread.
I crave the curse.
Give me the Matriarchal Energy
fake and gay
Give me the sweet government money
doubt
Give me the power to just "show up" and be fawned over
Limitless Victim Points!
Blessing is more like it
I like how everyone assumes they'd turn into an attractive woman. Come on guys. You're ugly as men, you'd be ugly as women.
I can just exist and be given money!
Makeup and Instagram Filters!
Yeah curse..
Cry to win any argument!
Think of all the new clothes to wear!
Sweatpants are Whores Drawers and not grubby clothes.
If you post with "not gay" in the options you actually bypass the curse
You can pray. Pray like the Birds of Prey are Praying for ticket sales.
If I reply to you, and I can get dubs? You become gay and suck dick as a woman.
Maximum Trans
Not so fast bucko
Ah fuck, I'm gonna get cursed but fuck it, lemme get them tiddies. Wouldn't the fucking cat have trouble breathing up there? I mean, climbers have to take tanks up while climbing up so I suppose it would be the same or am I retarded?
Find some damaged lesbians, date them.
OR, date an early stage Trans-man. That way when you stick your dick in the pussy, they think you're gay, but you were straight all along. Mwhahaha
A beautiful lie.
At that point just be Blare White
that would be terrible
I have my doubts
You have been visited by the dean of shit music taste. Shit music taste will come to you unless you comment “You have shit taste, Jon!” on this video: youtu.be
What if the cat is Kryptonian? Like Supermans Dog? It'll be fine.
Womens' clothes are expensive as hell and not designed for real people.
Do you know how to apply makeup? It takes a lot of practice, and the cost ramps up fast. You'll have to learn skin and hair care as well, and buy products for those too.
Wake within a dream, know the experience. Then wake within the nightmare and return to your manhood then.
Good attempt but if I get singles you will be a hairy man forever into multiple timelines, even in alternate universes you will be forced to only exist as a man
Posting anyway. No downside.
Women are Property, yes.
Follow tutorials. Women are also dumb. They can follow the tutorial. So could I.
I am defeated. You win this round user. I solved a captcha to admit defeat.
>Post in thread
>Become Female
>Post Vagine
>All Profit
Easy mode here I come.
>Become Wuhite Wahman
You want to be treated like property and have to put in tons of effort every day just to get treated like shit anyway? Cool, I guess.
Women live on easy mode.
I've never wanted so badly to believe in nonsense
Maybe the luckier and more attractive women, which you wouldn't be. Being an ugly woman sucks, and all of you fucks would be just as ugly and inept after becoming women.
Well I'll come my run on this thread done then. Shared some content though. Hope someone enjoyed the pictures. :D Have a goodnight fellow Cred Forumstard
Sleep well Cred Forumsrother
Multiple orgasms or being a fucking boss of your life... eeehh, fuck it, come and make me come 100 times big cocks
Doesn't sound half bad
On closer inspection, yep it has a little supes cape I didn't see before, so it is a Superdog situation. My bad.
bring it on
Yikes
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Fuck it im bored i wanna see what having tits and a pussy ia like
Swung back while closing tabs.
I honestly don't know if the cat is Super or if she would have just made it wear a matching cape cause girl logic. XD
Thus I asked it as a "what if" not as a "this is so" wasn't meant as sarcastic bait question or nothing. Thus nothing to "my bad" over"
You have a pleasing night and sleep well (when you do) Cred Forumsrother
Also, avoid the Kung Flu
Oh no i will be cursed
that pic is so fucking close to uncanny valley...
plz
YO
Fuck it. Couldn't be worse than what I am now.
fine by me
As if becoming a woman would be a negative at this point...
Oh, I wish
I'm down to suck some cock tomorrow, sure
My body is ready.
Why do these work
Ok
alright then I wont post
fuck
Plz
here's your (you)
oopsie woopsies
Fuck it I am lonely this valentines day so i could go for some pussy
Jokes on you, I don't plan on sleeping.
Please
sign me up
Yeet
Do ittt
Lies bitch, watch
So y'all gonna be cleaning my house tomorrow
try me
i don't sleep tbh
Do you mean a biological woman, or do you mean a 'woman'?
ok i think i can stand being a woman
Hope it's not true
cool
Will I produce my own estrogen? I’m tired of needing a doctor to refill my hrt. Can I keep my dick bit lose the balls?
Literally went to bed after making this post. Woke up just now because I needed to pee. Didn't become a woman.
I am shocked and dismayed by your dishonesty. If I can't place my faith in curses on Cred Forums, what *can* I believe?
aight
Curse me
Yeah ok
ok
Activate pussy
Make it happen.
Me becoming a woman is probably a bad idea. I'm almost certain I'd end up pregnant within a month.
...but I don't care. Give it to me.
blease
Can I be a woman with a penis?
please
Neat hope its true thx
Oh nooo