This thread is cursed

This thread is cursed.
If you post in it, you will become a woman when you wake up tomorrow.
So don't post in it.

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If I'm already a woman can I become a man?

That's the best fucking curse ever

You're not a woman if you're on Cred Forums

Wait fuck no
Rip me

Trannies arent real women

Lieeees

Yeet me daddy

Sorry op but i have been doing black magic for 15 years and this curse is just not up to standard please try harder next time

Wat

i wanna look loke pic related

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That's not a woman, that's a girl.

god i fucking wish

Katyusha is better, oh fuck I'm posting in this thread

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Oh no, what an awful curse. This certainly isn't what I've always wanted, but known I can't have, pushing the desire deep down. Nope, it's an awful curse. Better not post...

tits or gtfo

Is that an svt 40 semi automatic rifle?

I'd call it a fucking BLESSING

Oh noooooi

Please...

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So, why do you want to be a woman?

Okay

If being woman is a curse, the curse me all you want, can't wait to have tits lol

So I can play with my own tits duh

>Wake up as a woman
>Excitedly rub hands over chest
>Completely flat

>You will become a woman

If only

Bless me

not funny, didn't laugh.

Curse me Senpai

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>can wear perfumes and makeup
>get better and prettier clothes
>have boobs
>less expectations fron society
>date and fuck men without being gay

Lies

Eh. I'd probably be happier as a woman.
Could finally date lesbians

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Posting in trans thread.

I crave the curse.

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Give me the Matriarchal Energy

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fake and gay

Give me the sweet government money

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doubt

Give me the power to just "show up" and be fawned over

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Limitless Victim Points!

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Blessing is more like it

I like how everyone assumes they'd turn into an attractive woman. Come on guys. You're ugly as men, you'd be ugly as women.

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I can just exist and be given money!

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Makeup and Instagram Filters!

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Yeah curse..

Cry to win any argument!

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Think of all the new clothes to wear!
Sweatpants are Whores Drawers and not grubby clothes.

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If you post with "not gay" in the options you actually bypass the curse

You can pray. Pray like the Birds of Prey are Praying for ticket sales.

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If I reply to you, and I can get dubs? You become gay and suck dick as a woman.

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Maximum Trans

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Not so fast bucko

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Ah fuck, I'm gonna get cursed but fuck it, lemme get them tiddies. Wouldn't the fucking cat have trouble breathing up there? I mean, climbers have to take tanks up while climbing up so I suppose it would be the same or am I retarded?

Find some damaged lesbians, date them.
OR, date an early stage Trans-man. That way when you stick your dick in the pussy, they think you're gay, but you were straight all along. Mwhahaha

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A beautiful lie.

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At that point just be Blare White

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that would be terrible

I have my doubts

You have been visited by the dean of shit music taste. Shit music taste will come to you unless you comment “You have shit taste, Jon!” on this video: youtu.be/hk_tr32uy18

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What if the cat is Kryptonian? Like Supermans Dog? It'll be fine.

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Womens' clothes are expensive as hell and not designed for real people.
Do you know how to apply makeup? It takes a lot of practice, and the cost ramps up fast. You'll have to learn skin and hair care as well, and buy products for those too.

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Wake within a dream, know the experience. Then wake within the nightmare and return to your manhood then.

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Good attempt but if I get singles you will be a hairy man forever into multiple timelines, even in alternate universes you will be forced to only exist as a man

Posting anyway. No downside.

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Women are Property, yes.
Follow tutorials. Women are also dumb. They can follow the tutorial. So could I.

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I am defeated. You win this round user. I solved a captcha to admit defeat.

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>Post in thread
>Become Female
>Post Vagine
>All Profit

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Easy mode here I come.

>Become Wuhite Wahman

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You want to be treated like property and have to put in tons of effort every day just to get treated like shit anyway? Cool, I guess.

Women live on easy mode.

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I've never wanted so badly to believe in nonsense

Maybe the luckier and more attractive women, which you wouldn't be. Being an ugly woman sucks, and all of you fucks would be just as ugly and inept after becoming women.

Well I'll come my run on this thread done then. Shared some content though. Hope someone enjoyed the pictures. :D Have a goodnight fellow Cred Forumstard
Sleep well Cred Forumsrother

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Multiple orgasms or being a fucking boss of your life... eeehh, fuck it, come and make me come 100 times big cocks

Doesn't sound half bad

On closer inspection, yep it has a little supes cape I didn't see before, so it is a Superdog situation. My bad.

bring it on

Yikes

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Fuck it im bored i wanna see what having tits and a pussy ia like

Swung back while closing tabs.
I honestly don't know if the cat is Super or if she would have just made it wear a matching cape cause girl logic. XD
Thus I asked it as a "what if" not as a "this is so" wasn't meant as sarcastic bait question or nothing. Thus nothing to "my bad" over"
You have a pleasing night and sleep well (when you do) Cred Forumsrother
Also, avoid the Kung Flu

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Oh no i will be cursed

that pic is so fucking close to uncanny valley...

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plz

YO

Fuck it. Couldn't be worse than what I am now.

fine by me

As if becoming a woman would be a negative at this point...

Oh, I wish

I'm down to suck some cock tomorrow, sure

My body is ready.

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Why do these work

Ok

alright then I wont post

fuck

Plz

here's your (you)

oopsie woopsies

Fuck it I am lonely this valentines day so i could go for some pussy

Jokes on you, I don't plan on sleeping.

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Please

sign me up

Yeet

Do ittt

Lies bitch, watch

So y'all gonna be cleaning my house tomorrow

try me

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i don't sleep tbh

Do you mean a biological woman, or do you mean a 'woman'?

ok i think i can stand being a woman

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Hope it's not true

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cool

Will I produce my own estrogen? I’m tired of needing a doctor to refill my hrt. Can I keep my dick bit lose the balls?

Literally went to bed after making this post. Woke up just now because I needed to pee. Didn't become a woman.

I am shocked and dismayed by your dishonesty. If I can't place my faith in curses on Cred Forums, what *can* I believe?

aight

Curse me

Yeah ok

ok

Activate pussy

Make it happen.

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Me becoming a woman is probably a bad idea. I'm almost certain I'd end up pregnant within a month.

...but I don't care. Give it to me.

blease

Can I be a woman with a penis?

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please

Neat hope its true thx

Oh nooo