Bored, pregnant, and got a headache

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You're a larping faggot. Prove me wrong.

What are you gonna do when you shit out an utter retard who ruins your marriage and destroys your life?

Are your tits full of milk already?

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How old are you ?

Are you aware of the age factor regarding eggs quality ?

I'm not lol

Why should I care if you think I'm a larper??? Who are you and why are you important to prove myself to?

As far as I'm concerned call me Bob the 500 pound neckbeard if you want lol.

You swear like I'll skip and hop to prove to some stranger online that I am who I say I am

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Well hes not going to ruin my marriage or life. Hes all planned and we cant wait for him.

As for the retard part? Well let's hope for the best

Nope. They arent any bigger either. I've been told that many moms dont get their milk supply till after the baby is born.
My nipples have changed though and its weird.
They were pretty small and light (I'm a ginger) and now they're a bit dark and they got longer lol

I'm 30
And yep I'm fully aware. 30 was actually my cut off age. If I wasnt gonna have this baby inside of me by 30 I was probably going to stop trying.
Baby is all healthy so far

>Well hes not going to ruin my marriage or life
Seriously, what if it’s a screaming, shit-throwing retard who needs constant care?

I have 3 screaming 100+ pound dogs (2 are Huskies and yea..they literally scream) that shit everywhere and one is retarded and steps in shit piles.
My husband and I adore them and they dont ruin our marriage lol

Bump

what kind of panties are you wearing?

Tits or gtfo

Yeah tha'ts cool but it aint the same thing at all. Not saying it will or wont have an effect on your marriage or anything but its no comparison

I'm in bed. I dont wear underwear to bed.

Nah

so, what are you wearing?

Dealing with 100+ pound dogs that get the cops called on you, that knock you down, that destroy your belongings, cost you hundreds to bail them out of jail when they bust thru barriers with their hill strength and end up in doggy jail is a lot more mentally draining than a tiny little baby lol

Like I said. If the dogs havent ruined Our marriage the baby certainly wont

So my day is going ok. Are you into the morning sickness yet? Have two kids, went through all the fun with the wife.

Some baggy dress.
Dunno what you think I'd be wearing. This isnt a porn.

Not too bad; and good thing you didn't drink the postmodernist Kool Aid on that part

Other question (yep can't help myself; gotta feed that misplaced curiosity)

If it's a boy will you subject him to circumcision right away or let him get to an age where he can choose to mutilate himself ?

Know any single women in the Southeast US that you could set me up on a Valentine's date with?

Glad to hear it user.

And I never got morning sickness luckily.
Quite honestly I was 1 of the lucky few that basically has no symptoms at all.

If it werent for the obvious missed period and ultrasounds I'd doubt i was pregnant.

Though now I'm at a point where i feel it physically obviously.

Now I can see my belly getting firmer and I can feel my baby moving around in there .

Before that though didnt feel pregnant at all

Pretty good plan. Wife and I had our last one at 40 and even though they are healthy and awesome fuck its hard being this old and being a parent to a young kid

It is now! In fact, I'm touching myself right now! How does that make you feel?

It is a boy and I am very against circumcision. Its barbaric.
If that's something he really wants down the line he could do it for himself. It's not my body nor my husbands so I'm not going to mutilate my child

It makes me hard, does that count for anything? I may just have to touch myself thinking about you touching yourself thinking about her touching herself. Oh god everyone just touch yourselves

Nope. I hardly know any women and the ones I know are in relationships

I imagine. I mean really I would have preferred being in my mid 20s but I wanted to have a baby when I felt ready and I just didnt feel ready at the time.

Literally makes me feel nothing.

hehe!

>Literally makes me feel nothing.
really? most women would be disgusted or something...

Same here. We both focused on career and education first. Now we can afford to have kids we are just super tired. But they are awesome. 20 YO me would not have been a good parent. Jesus what a horrible thought

Is it true you can smoke weed to help with the headaches while prego like not a lot just like the cup of wine thing?

Sorry that wasnt OP that was an old dude. Touching himself, while thinking about you touching yourself

I dont think masturbation is disgusting.

I just dont give a shit if you do it ir not in the privacy of your own home.

Sure am I disgusted to see a dirty hobo wackin it on the subway in front of me?
Hell yea but a sad random dude online telling me hes jerking it?
Nah I don't give a shit

Sex with pregnant women is the best, hit the G effortlessly, makes me feel yuge. I bet you and your husband fuck all the time right?

>Is it true you can smoke weed to help with the headaches while prego like not a lot just like the cup of wine thing?

oh, ok...

...and guilt free creampies. Getting wood just think about them round bellies.

Haha I feel the same way. I was on birth control since I was 16 and I never wanted to have an accidental pregnancy because I knew 20 year old me would not be able to hang at all. Hell i feel 30 year old me is barely capable

I couldnt say since thats not something I look into. I'm not a weed smoker and I personally dont believe in that whole "1 glass of wine wont hurt" shit.

As far as I'm concerned no drugs or alcohol at all. I dont even like taking tylenol even though its technically safe to take. I avoid it for as long as I can.

Sex is starting to get hard because our favorite position was me on top.

Before our bellies were always close together (since I always lean down to go at it) but now since I'm getting a bump it feels like we are squishing the baby and it makes us feel uneasy so that sucks.

But we do like to spoon still. We probably go at it like once a week.

I was always on BC before this so creampies were all I knew if I'm being honest

you know , if the same guy cums in you within the hour you can have twins

Missionary is the way to go, He just has to lean back and be gentle, no hard pounding unless you’re feeling it.

Pretty sure that's not how twins work.its usually genetic

im a doctor i know what im talking about. please dont question me.

Eh missionary is ok but It doesnt get me off. I need some hard core clit grinding and honestly me being on top Is the only way to get the friction i need.

Sometimes with spooning I can use my hand by sometimes my finger tips go too low and jab him in the balls and he doesn't like that Lol

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So when your husband wants a taste of fresh milk, i hope you let him have his fun? Women can orgasm from it!

Not like I've tried mine yet but I've heavily heard that breastmilk just tastes like salty water basically.
My husband is free to try. Hell I'm curious to try when it comes

has your sexdrive increased during the pregnancy?

It's honestly been the same. I dont feel like its effected me at all.

I always had a kind of high sex drive and that hasent changed much

do you find yourself attracted to other man?

Nope. I've never been attracted to any other man besides my husband

Today it got up to 70f in Antartica, the world is on fire, famine, locusts and viruses are more common than ever before. Your child will live to see the world end, does this keep you up at night?

No breast milk is supposed to be very sweet. If it's not something is wrong. You will like it.

do you enjoy masturbation?

Nah I don't think about it much.

Well we will see I guess

I find it pointless since I have unlimited dick access

how often do you orgasm? or can you enjoy sex just for the intimacy, without needing to orgasm necessarily?

Good for you. Like Jim Morrison used to say, “i’m gonna get my kicks before the whole shit house goes up in flames!” he died in a bathtub alone. Goodnight y’all!

If I wasnt to I can achieve orgasm everytime.

Though sometimes I'm on with not getting one and being more satisfied by the intimacy of it all.

If I want to**

Typo

Much please to hear that one isn't gonna be part of the victim stats even if I'm aware a stranger's opinion online probably doesn't mean much to you

Hope you'll love him for what he is because the current social order sure as shit won't

Speaking of which a word of advice : if he start showing signs of having the gift of aggressivity (not to be confused with low IQ niggery behavior) don't try to repress it; instead just provide him with outlets through highly dynamic crafts/hobbies
Also don't shy away from explaining (though that probably should be more your husband's role) the brain rotting effect of porn as soon as you deem him able to understand (and no it's not from a moral standpoint I'm advising this; purely pragmatic)

If you keep these two things in mind (assuming he'll this nature) you will see him become great

Anyway gotta go get some sleep
Good luck with the rest of your pregnancy

>If I wasnt to I can achieve orgasm everytime.
so how do you achieve orgasm more easily? clitoral stimulation? what kind of movements do you like?

*he'll be of that nature