Ylyl the dark humor edition
Ylyl the dark humor edition
Blake Russell
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Jonathan Ross
Evan Johnson
Jace Cox
Lucas Edwards
C'mon guys, let's have an actually fun ylyl thread going...
Liam Stewart
lost
Xavier Rodriguez
Check em
Evan Nelson
Lincoln Russell
No
Evan King
Mum humour tier
James Martin
Robert Peterson
Evan Fisher
Julian Parker
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Carson Bennett
Fucking hilarious mate... I can't stop laughing..
Carter Reyes
Jeremiah Nelson
I’ve read this copypasta a hundred times and I still don’t get it.
Wyatt Cook
David Murphy
Fuck this thread
Jeremiah White
Carson Anderson
Cooper Phillips
Ryder Gutierrez
Fuckin amateur hour here
Angel Morris
Is this like some guys will and testimony last act bit or is it just there to pad out the world cloud or something. Legit three years
Xavier Ramirez
Cameron Collins
Caleb Watson
Isaac Phillips
Benjamin Edwards
Bot* word*
William Evans
Nicholas Baker
YUCK
Benjamin King
There's nothing to get. It isn't a joke, there's no hidden meaning or anything else.
Someone genuinely thought they were posting a funny/relatable story, which it wasn't. But what is funny, at least to retards, is posting it fucking everywhere.
Sebastian Diaz
>Haha he said DEAD ass hahahaha, nigger hurmor is FUNNY AND DARK XD
The worst post by far.
Isaac Lee
Nobody:
Literally no one:
Not a single soul:
You:
>Fuck this thread
Henry Kelly
>youtube comment tier meme
Try out 9gag, it is more suited for your kind
Alexander Clark
Juan Ross
Christian Jenkins
Levi Cruz
Jaxon Ross
Nice dub dubs there Courtney.
Adam Brown
facebook tier
Jason Gonzalez
this shit meme really got me
Elijah Reyes
RAM RANCH.
IS UNDER SIEGE.
Ryder Flores
Its so long
also keked
Hunter Harris
I hate this 9gag shit meme cause it's both wrong and not funny.
It's not strictly illegal to eat, but you can get a ticket for distracted driving, pretty much the same as using a phone. As it should be, some crumbs are gonna drop down onto your suit, you're gonna go to clean up and crash, fucking stupid ass image from 2010.
Nolan Sanders
>It's not strictly illegal to eat, but you can get a ticket for distracted driving, pretty much the same as using a phone. As it should be, some crumbs are gonna drop down onto your suit, you're gonna go to clean up and crash, fucking stupid ass image from 2010.
Carson Butler
Fuck, ya got me. Been awhile since I've seen this one.
Justin Carter
Brayden Rogers
Farewell, homosexual King Koopa!
John Gomez
lost
Benjamin Reyes
This is the first Cred Forums ylyl thread I've looked at in... probably 5ish years now? You guys are legit posting memes that were stale and dying in 2010.
Is this memeretro? Just recycling the old stuff because the zoomers weren't around to see it the first time?
Kevin Cook
found the newfag
William Wilson
But why are you posting dead memes instead of making new ones? Where's the OC?
Parker Gomez
Mason Jackson
James Robinson
Zachary Sanders
Bentley Thomas
Stop posting here
Josiah Fisher
Jaxson Allen
>your aboriginal friends house
Thomas Bell
based and autismpilled
Levi Nguyen
this is literally me every time i go to my aboriginal friends house. omg im dying XD
Alexander Sullivan
It’s funny because it’s actually closer to 6%.
Kevin Hall
Did your wife's black son tell you to say that?
Oliver Jackson
Ayden Bennett
Niggers don’t tell the truth.
Aiden Robinson
lost
Logan Roberts
ok nigger
Wyatt Anderson
Brody Martin
>FuckingFilename.jpg
Jeremiah Flores
Idk why its a meme its just true
Juan Sanchez
I guess the joke is that white people bring it up a lot, but I never see it anywhere but here so it doesn't really work
Asher Peterson
When done on animals it's called a necropsy for some retarded reason
Camden Brown
Luis Cooper
Ian Miller
Unfunny pasta in EVERY MOTHERFUCKING YLYL THREAD! Wtf happened in the last 3 years??
Liam Foster
His face is so fucked up lmao
Asher Evans
>dark humor edition
Samuel Cox
>Wtf happened in the last 3 years??
Presidency of Donald Trump.
Zoomer (know no good games and animes) got more phones.
Lucas Parker
Cameron Evans
fuck off holy shit this is worse than the original comment
Jaxson Howard
Thank you.
Carson Murphy
Made me snort a little
Anthony Wright
Funny!
Camden Martin
kill you're self
Dylan King
GIRUGAMESH
Nathan Ward
most of these are hilarious
Nathaniel Sanchez
William Howard
Jlaw squeezing out another hit
Anthony Miller
Four years on and you’re still crying about Trump. Amazing
Parker Allen
Id lick that hit off her cheeks
Andrew Gray
>thefuckingfilename
Logan Martinez
shouldnt the plus size one cost more since theres more material used?
Hunter Nguyen
Dumbasses like you keep responding to the bot.
Connor Reed
Carson Evans
>he thinks it's a bot
lol ok boomer
Henry Wilson
Brayden Nguyen
Closer to 2-3% if you take it as only young black male super predators. That makes them all the more dangerous.
Bentley Bennett
Nolan Sullivan
Christopher Brooks
Nicholas Miller
Lincoln Gonzalez
Angel Myers
Connor Cruz
Are you autistic?
No one else even noticed the prices, except rainman here.
Anthony Perez
Jace Clark
too soon
Oliver Baker
Fuckin KEK
I want to know what the rest of the colors are called.
Oliver Nelson
Good one but here's the original
Sebastian Phillips
I once had a daughter. Now she’s the mother of my daughter. Now I have two wives.
Jackson Sanders
Oof yes xx
Isaiah Diaz
>if you just guess then the number is scarier
Brandon Butler
Lost
John Gutierrez
LOL, Fuckin saved
Evan Evans
Lost again
Adrian Murphy
probably close to
Jack Parker
Sweden simulator 2020
Alexander Brown
>quite
This meme is "quite" retarded.
Joshua Parker
Laughed harder at that filename than I ever have at the Ledger memes
David Bell
Google
Architects and engineers for 911 truth
Murder all NSA
Schizo claptrap annuities strawman off managerial entrenchment investopedia zzz
Isaiah Lopez
Julian Green
LOST HARD
Joshua Lee
I lost so hard
Charles Robinson
>user still wojakposts on Cred Forums
>user thinks his opinion matters
Caleb Butler
Yikes
Is this facebook?
Joseph Powell
Maybe Manatee Gray color is cheaper than Dark Heather Gray?
Nathan Wilson
Kayden Lewis
The actual size of the second one was not selected yet (check the size selection box).
Landon Bell
Gabriel Morgan
Andrew Smith
no. facebook has angry uncle jim's posting racist screeds on their daughters birthday cake posts and russian bots trying to influence what charity I donate to for my erection.
we're a bit tamer than that here
Jace Cox
Kevin Watson
Joseph Miller
Grayson Ortiz
Grayson James
But can you use it as a carrier for a bratty child? Asking the important questions here.
Jacob Hill
So which one did you end up getting?
James Reed
lost
Jordan Long
Do you fellow b/ros not believe in the doctrine the church of Actual True Story Inbound teaches? Come with me b/rother, come and see our splendor. Come and see what "my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down".
Camden Fisher
You need better friends than abos. They smell
Robert Johnson
Lost
Ryder Martin
They guy actually did get a ticket for the cookies
Bentley Diaz
John Garcia
Camden Jackson
lost
Angel Gutierrez
Story?
Evan James
lol, awww look at the mad little nigger
Connor Bailey
The "retarded" reason is because "auto" in autopsy means "on oneself", meaning a human performing it on another human.
A retard is you
Nicholas Ramirez
High production volume brings down unit cost
>it's actually the most common size
Julian Gray
Underrated post
Caleb Cruz
That's so fucking true
Parker Ross
I kek everytime
Zachary Smith
U maed
Michael Jones
that's about the kind of reply I'd expect from a nig
Xavier Ward
Aiden Walker
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Grayson Anderson
I recognize that bulge
David Gray
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
>laughs uncontrollably
>tell my father this
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>announces it was "fun"
>sis comes home
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>they go out
>discuss for a few minutes
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>visibly nervous
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>few days later, brings the dude home
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>17 at the time
>be me
Actual true story inbound
Dominic Howard
kid for foosball
Brandon Perry
Connor Perry
nerve gas disorder
Andrew Diaz
god dammit
Asher Perez
the right can't meme
Easton Johnson
i don't get it, i don't see anything
Jace Harris
the right can't meme
Jaxon Roberts
mad whiteboi. the right can't meme.
Landon Stewart
Ian Perry
TRANNIE OR NIGGER
Bentley Campbell
That's the joke. His dad abandoned him, like all nigga daddies do so he's got no dad. So he's got no tato, mr potato
Noah Baker
Lincoln Roberts
hello newfriend :o)
Dominic Clark
Are those all stretch marks from that shoulder going down the arm being covered up by the tattoo or part of the tattoo? Cause holy fucking fatass if those are stretch marks, I didn't even know you could get them there.
Robert Rodriguez
But is it gay or straight to fuck a robot? I'm inclined to think it's more gay.
Nathan Hughes
truth
Everyone else's fault for they're own failed society of violence and violence promotic rap
Jaxon Bell
Based reaction
Xavier Ward
Aiden Hughes
Phone?
Wyatt White
I have the same it was because i grew up too fast and im not fat
Owen Richardson
Julian Smith
Fucking really scared the shit out of me,man!
Nolan Rivera
Story?
Dylan Johnson
This dude is overdosing on the red pill.
Luke Garcia
he's fucking right too
Charles Moore
Jace Turner
Your definition of "dark humor" needs a lot of work OP.
Andrew Hernandez
If Only...
Alexander Robinson
Got me already
Oliver Bailey
>FO3 helmet
>FO4 10mm pistol
bad meme
Henry Scott
Damn it so close
Blake Torres
Cool.
Asher Jones
Who indeed
Cameron Diaz
came here to masturbate, lost to this with a semi erection in my hand
Gabriel Sanders
Lol this shit right here, I finally get it
Dylan Peterson
ThisAlso people used to like these threads and saved they’re jadedness for everything else
Blake Gomez
That's Ben Stiller
Josiah Morris
This is genuinely the only thing here that brought a smile to my face. Thanks
Jack Martinez
Carter Roberts
Fuck me, man
Camden Allen
Nicholas King
Jace Long
Connor Parker
fucking lost
Bentley Richardson
Lost
Alexander Long
Dylan Cook
Cause nigs speak facts
Evan Cook
Caleb Adams
I've seen this literally 1659943 times, and I've only ever read the first and last sentence.
Luke Ortiz
Joshua Hughes
Whoever posts this mudslime shit is a dirty faggot!
Ian Thompson
Never change user
Asher Reyes
Shit got me
Benjamin Watson
Austin Bell
Am I the only one that genuinely likes this song? I don't understand how rickrolling ever became a thing. It's a good song.
Noah Cooper
Hero right there lost but not forgotten
Landon Peterson
>two small numbers are complex
>you have to be autistic or do your finances to glance at prices
Haha. Jesus
Christopher Wood
Lost
It's always a good idea to kill roaches before they can start reproducing.
Jason Anderson
I like it as well, mostly because I always listen to whole damn thing instead the first 5 seconds like everyone else
Daniel Campbell
Common for blacks to have em I do
Gabriel Smith
Lost
Kayden Edwards
Mason Hughes
Aaron Scott
Blake Fisher
Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger
Leo Wilson
Kayden Watson
Now that's some dedication user, gold star for effort
James Torres
I've never seen a meme of the movie grumpy old men, infact i haven't seen the movie for a while either. Gonna watch it later with some bacon.
Nolan Morgan
Imagine being this much of an attention whore
Levi Parker
Ha! Jokes on you feggit, I tilted my phone
Leo Cruz
Those MQ9s are so badass. They shot down Soleimani from 15000ft in the air. Reduced him to rubble. Tell me that's not awesome
Austin King
Why the fuck are you measuring distances in limbs?
Hudson Cook
12 year old gonna 12.
Jaxon Davis
That was a bad pun and you should feel ashamed, you nigger.
Jason Collins
*opens throat*
Nathaniel Wilson
Because he's from a part of the world that understands basic principles of math, measurements and distance.
>AKA the whole planet that isn't murrica
Benjamin Miller
keks
Easton Nguyen
Sorry I'm late. Based
Thomas Evans
Wojack has been a constant since it was created. It is more popular now than ever. Where have you been?
Ethan Lewis
Going full retard I see?
Camden Nelson
Lost
Adrian Gonzalez
>kill you are self
????
Joseph Jackson
Yes
Carter Sullivan
Still funnu
Ayden Cruz
you fucking blowhole you had one goddamn job
Jackson Myers
FTFY
Nicholas Phillips
Nicholas Anderson
I got mine from training mid-late teens. Anywhere you can expand your body rather fast, can cause stretchmarks.
Joshua Ward
No it doesn't, dumbshit.
The "auto" in "autopsy" means it's on a car; like how the "bio" in "biopsy" means it's on a living thing.
Get your facts straight before looking like a total fag in public.
Evan Roberts
God damnit, they found our thread.
It was nice knowing you guys, imma head out.
Levi Rogers
>they
nigga you know its one guy
Leo Anderson
Live dangerously user
Samuel Lopez
>expand your body too fast
Luke Moore
Fucking faggot youtube 12 year old get lost
William Allen
This guy knows what's up
Levi Nelson
For some reason I believe this
Gonna go drink and cry in the shower
Ryan Smith
Owen Sanders
OC
Kevin Jones
LOL when the aspergers hits too hard
Cameron Campbell
I don't want to believe it but at the same time I've worked in public service and holy shit the things you would not believe
Aiden Reyes
Yeah, mq9s are badass
Former RPA pilot here.
My favorite sensor operator used to sensor operate (?) On mq9s
I'm drunk, I forgot where I was going with this story
Oh yeah, one to many zeros there, boyo
Have a funny picture
Dominic Butler
Made me think of this
Oliver Diaz
Ryder Garcia
Fucking KEKKED
Josiah Roberts
Thfckinflenme
Cooper Stewart
still distracted driving charge, and possibly criminal mischief charge
Matthew Evans
Lol
Michael Jones
Not true user. I mention it to people all the time and so do my children
Owen Thompson
Necropsy if it's on an animal.
Josiah Nguyen
>Guy
Nigga you know its one faggot
John Collins
Lost
Wyatt Kelly
Jayden Cruz
Owen Jones
IDGI splain pls.
Jayden Russell
Goddammit, I lost.
Juan Wood
Tyler Hernandez
Ayden Hall
Jaxson Lewis
Post them if you're still around.
Ian Baker
>>mfw user proves the palindrome principle & relates it to a retarded shitpost meme
Owen Anderson
The best thing about being a girl is now I dont have to pretend to be a boy
Evan Edwards
This thread is some reddit tier shite
Evan Green
but you are a boy.
You just mentally want to be a girl badly.
And dont give this "in my soul i know/spul in the wrong body/feel it in my heart" bullshit
The soul doesn't exist and your heart is a bloodpump
Science doesn't change around your want's and opinions
Evan Gutierrez
Is that a cenobite ?
Jonathan Torres
You are wrong. Gender exists in the brain and I have a girl brain.
Lucas Brooks
why do you have a man face, tho?
Connor Brown
Nicholas Allen
I sexually identify as an Orc. Can I fuck you, baby?
Hunter Foster
not if you were born with a penis. You need a brain transplant for that
Nicholas Hill
You made it wrong, it's just dark, but there is no humor in it. Take your pills and go to bed, edgy 16yo faggot
Jason Morales
or a 4th grade science lesson
John Morgan
Yeah no shit
Ryder Thompson
Seriously ?
Caleb Long
Yeah and intelligence "exists in the brain" too, though it doesn't seem to in your case.
Austin Powell
Would've preferred the slogan: when droves fly, Muslims fry
Liam Johnson
All of you on here are bigots
Luis Mitchell
A zebra can't change his stripes faggot
dress him as a lion and teach him to roar and he's still just a zebra just one that now looks fuck ugly to both zebra's and lions.
coz he still a zebra
he be lion to himself
>mfw i realise how funny i am
Charles Ramirez
Who tf can't read at like a 50 degree angle
Ryan Gray
Suck on this fascist
Bentley Adams
homo's
Matthew Lewis
It's almost like this faggot is having trouble reading a tilted headline
Jose Lewis
Brody Reyes
Actually not disturbed by your gender identity. Your appearance, however, leaves much to be desired. 1/10, would not fuck.
Henry Murphy
You'll be lucky to not an hero by 40
Luis Roberts
Since your op that's now your job
Logan Stewart
I've nothing against you, but I would never hook up with a trans. Don't forget straight people existe and have a right to be respected too.
Michael Russell
But that's not a picture of you. You were born with a troll brain.
Easton Martinez
sshh don't tell him we know
William Morales
This bitch has an enormous clit.
Alexander Diaz
Dudebod
Andrew Morales
You know what i love most about a woman?
Her ovaries. Show me your juicy ovaries bro. Let me count your eggs.
Ian Murphy
If I was really really drunk I'd consider it, but if I were that drunk I wouldn't be able to get it up.
Luis Wright
garbage anime