Tfw no gf for Valentines Day again

>tfw no gf for Valentines Day again

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I'll be your valentine. Hit me up.

pfft it's a great time to be single. Save $$$

The streak continues.

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Neither did you have aids on national aids day... Didn't hear you complaining then either.

Boomer

>still giving a fuck

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plenty of girls out there with no boyfriend you self centered prick

Ok

How would you have heard me on Cred Forums? Do you hear the text speak to you?

ew yucky you want to touch girl parts they are sticky and icky xD

Its a blessing. I have like $0.30 and taking a girl out later...:( thank god for credit cards i guess... Id rather stay home and get baked and play games but its healthy to get the dick wet every now and then

Not that user but in your head you hear the text. Proven by cognitive researchers

I'm covering a graveyard shift in healthcare back to back for someone who's kid died.
Happy Valentine's Day, it could be worse. Sorry it's not better though

I mean, I've read a statement in someone elses voice but...never just outright hear text.

>Girl

Im sure he is happy.

>tfw i have transcended this feel
having a gf that loves you will not make you love yourself. but shit still sucks i know where youre coming from tbh fam

If you're not 13 why would you care

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It's okay man. I love you

Have sex

The audio part of tour brain actives when you're reading. I think little kids and people who can think in two or more languages notice it the most

Why would a 13 y.o. care about a mate? How underage are you to question the economic and medical benefits of a partner?

>the edgey kid who lives at home still

Interesting stuff user, never had it happen to me, or atleast I wasn't aware of it

If this roll is singles i get a valentine this year

It's okay buddy. My gf broke up with me just a couple days ago. Now I've found a lump on my right nut. Life is good.

If you still care about valentine's day you're obviously underaged

this,
Valentines day is the best day to be single

You can have my girlfriend, I don't want her

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Or you can have a gf and not spend money on retarded valentines day gifts.

more of her sleeping?

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No I don't want my wife bitching at me kiddo. You're obviously underage to not get this completed concept

>the underage lonely faggot quipped back, instead of doing his homework

>only kids follow a holiday where your girlfriend wears lingerie and sucks you off like a pornstar
what does this post even mean? quit being a lonely faggot

My kids don't give a fuck about Valentine's Day. It's an adult holiday, like Halloween.

I never cared about Valentine's Day until my gfs started putting on lingerie. Not sure why you think little kids like it.

Me and my gf are just gonna celebrate vanhalentines day this weekend instead. That way we can go buy a ton of the discounted candy.

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We had to replan due to work last year, we ate so much cheap chocolate while she wore a cute babydoll with stockings. Love cheap ass chocolate