>walk through Liverpool
>see these pupils getting increasingly hostile towards you
What do?
Walk through Liverpool
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Ask if they know where John Lennon lives
try not to laugh
Run away and call the police. They look too young to be drinking.
Lock the left one and drag her into the next bush
Ask them why they dont have any manners
Offer them 50£ to leave me alone
release my natural defense gasses
That would be the most thrilling moment in months for me. I guess I'd see how it plays out.
Commit seppuku
Mention gerrard's slip?
Dont underestimate this situation. I was in this same scenario before and i got my ass handed to me by 3 UK youth before. All were girls and what they might lack in strength they compensate with speed and energetic
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offer their Pakistani pimp money to fuck their young holes. It's the safest option to avoid police and the justice system in the UK
also anymore of these chicks?
That's hot.
are you in a wheelchair or what?
are you also 5'5" and 100 pounds underweight?
you obviously do not have much capability to protect yourself. use a knife if you must, even. you retarded cucks are allowed to own those at least, right?
Kek
Britbongs cant even own knives lmao they carry around acid disguised as a cup of tea tho.
engage in sexual activity with them
Post they nudes
ask 'm for a light to break the ice
happened except it was funny and cringe, a bitch kept yapping that she would get her brother, she lost her shit after being called a bitch and tossed her pizza in the air dramatically it was funny
I snatch the beer and demand sex
be intimidated, smile and break eye contact, speed up walk away and go home and have a wank
I would sit next to them and offer them candies from my pocket in my jacket. I will ask them for going together to a less public place for more candies
nuke'em no questions
Why dont you tackle her down and sniff deep near the vagina. Then wrestle on the ground with boner contact
They're drinking, did you diabetic ass thought it was going to be that easy
Say sorry I don't speak scally and ignore them.
If they continue I'd punch them all to the ground, kick each of their heads a few times, always wear steelies. Use a portion of clothing they have on to pick up a dog shit or two, fucking thousands lying about and rub it into the wounds.
Text their parents where to find them and tell mumma and pappa they are filthy scat sluts, allahu Akbaar.
6ft 2, white, blue eyed. I don't accept degeneracy.
jesus these are like 14 yr olds smoking and drinking!?
how easy is it to get a young slut to bed? can you just pay'em?
If you're 18-25 suprisingle easy as long as they are a bit slutty to begin with
Depends on how much followers your yt channel has
this photo made in russia/ukraine
Only if negotiations fail- Take the bottle from the one on the right and smash on her head. They either run away and they won't cause any trouble or they get even more aggressive and you now have an improvised knife at your disposal to defend yourself with. In both cases run away as fast and far as you can since this is UK and you'll get fucked for self-defense
>pic unrelated
Won't get fucked for anything.
The British police doesn't investigate any crime. They rely on phone call tip offs of scurmishes to look busy then ruin the lives of other officers that investigate actual crimes because they have an invested interest, like money laundering, drugs, gang crime and their favourite, kiddy trafficking.
i see what u did there
Offer to buy them more alcohol and take them somewhere safe to party. Totally never did that before, perish the thought.
Oh god no
>hehehehehehee
offer them £50 each to go home with me, tie them up in my basement... "reeducated" them for a month or so till i get bored
more like this `?
Dont they reject you? How goodlooking must you be?
kek
12-13 year olds smoking and drinking.. kek
Hope your psycho ass is proxied. UK police charge you for online threats and ill thoughts
lol, who the fuck lives in the uk....
Hardly anyone in the UK has a basement so I wouldn't worry unduly that he's there.
>ill thoughts
using google translate, or are you just that much retarded?
tuck your vagina back in newfag ....
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>UK
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE DEATH TO THE LEFT 14/88
Woah, looks like we've got ourselves a proper hard man here
They look like easy victims for Muslim rape gangs
Hardest man you'll ever see.
we have no muslims in ukraine
BASED
Nope just Ukrainians
Give weed, then dick
You can fuck right off or you'll be smoking those chocolate fags through a straw for the next 3-6 months
Did you never have a childhood?
god i miss the old days of Cred Forums
First time here?
Punch the one in the middle in the face, rape righty's mouth until I'm about to nut then jam it in lefty's box until my jizz shoots out of her mouth.
Move back to Africa or Pajeetistan
Just fist one of them good the others will be cautious after then just back off
This thread gonna be dead really soon
Based
This
Rape, kill, rape, then rape
Then suck the jizz out of her nose and spit it into middle's face.
Offer them money to watch them shit.
Then with my foot in the door offer to pay them everytime they dump if they want.
Breaking the ice is the hardest part
Take off my pants and tell em to frig off, I got burgers need eating.
Rape and killing is wrong user
why kill when you need someone to make post-rape sammiches
Hookers grow up quickly.
Tell them you can make them a lot of money taking pictures. They will disappear due to your creepy tone
reported everything in this thread.
i got banned yesterday for something i didnt do so is everyone else
Good thinking my dude
English not your first language there kiddo?
kekek
you've got other sets?
You have to be 18+ to post here
Walk through Liverpool and see this guy (pic related)
What do?
Where do you live tough guy? Also reported for illegal discussion.
Deal with it newbie
id chin the bitches but no scouser has a chin to hit
>illegal discussion
>They proceed to make fun of me for being an obese, weirdly-dressed neckbeard. They then come over to me after I flip them off, and encircle me. I then start to panic and my cheeks go red, they laugh some more as one pushes me. I stumble and fall over, and the others begin kicking me whilst I lie on the ground. I just take the beating until help arrives.
Violate them vaginally with their beer bottles.
lost
Throw an elbow at the closest one then stuff her in my duffle bag and take her home
>What do?
nothing. they're little girls. they're too short to even glass you.
Ask a cigarette
My dicks so hard now
fuck the one on right
"silence young wenches i'm asking this cigarette a question"
Wonder how I got in liverpool.
Break them in and pimp them out and get them to rob people for me. Fuckin slags need direction in their lives.
winrar
kek
m8 are u avin a laff?
OI AEU LOT GO A LOICENS FO THA?!
Rape all of them while singing Muslim songs to teach them a lesson
kek
>rape time
Gay
The majority of people in the UK have a basement... I've never lived in a house without one
offer money for flavors
wat did he do ther?
>legitimately don't see what he did there
>why are there so many (you)s
rape the youngest one to assert dominance
newfag
don't you mean lurk moar you fucking bix nood?
>64 posters. 114 Replies. Nothing but fucking faggot shit when it comes to every single reply.
Fucking kill yourself.
They have a special ruski bond lets put it that way
oh okay then
>walk up to them
>take one on the right's drink
>take one on the left's cig
>walk to one in the middle
>big swig of drink
>big pull off cig
>blow smoke in the middle girl's face
>remind them that my dick can't suck itself
raep
Lay on the ground, let them assault me, cum, and die happy? Masochism FTW.
thou furious
>pull out concealed knife
Whip out my dick
See which one will suck it for a blunt
I don't get the meme with Trump and his daughter. Are all americans really so prude that a father can't adore his own daughter?
I bet you have a hard drive full of father's "adoring" their daughters
I bet your parents never gave you the attention you needed
18-25 then 35+. At 35+ you hit their daddy issues
American's once put a 17 year old kid in prison because he had nude photo's of himself on his phone for his gf.
Go figure
KEEEEEEEEEEEK
That's all I was asking
The humor is in the implication that he wants to / already does fuck his daughter. On account of the way that he acts like he wants to / already does fuck his daughter.
The humor is that you all go crazy when a dad is close with his daughter. You guys have issues
How exactly do you adore your daughter? Would you go as far as to adore your cock into her asshole?
I'd adore my tounge into your daughters asshole
I have the same set of glass mugs as the one the girl is drinking from, how popular are those in eastern europe?
>issues
I'm not an amerilard but I still think that some of you eurofags have a weird lack of boundaries. When I was visiting Europe some of my girlfriend's dads were just slightly fucking weird in the way that they ran their families and interacted with their daughters. I have stories..
Fuck off
If we are both right, you are still the worse person.
Maybe because European nations weren't founded by puritanfag weirdos who got boners over girls' ankles and wrists.
Then we shall share.
>It puts the lotion on its skin
It's FAMILY. If you wanna sexualize any girl/woman you see go for it. I sure as heck don't care about it because we are a family
This guy gets it
cute little boney skelleton
No I don't
Slap them in the fucking face with my big american dick. Walk softly my friends.
This guy
I'm sexualising family when you're the one okay with completely inappropriate touching between family members?
tell them too fuck back off to the fucking wirral bad wools
Stop fucking ragging on my city all them lot are wirral heads.
what's appropriate and what's inappropriate touching?
Wahts appropriate is a matter of opinion.
and more often than not location
Why do you think nigger countries act like harambe with downs so much? inbreeding bruh
Oh so what is inappropriate? Are you that dense?
>What do?
definitely would give then a good, over the knee spanking - and send them on their way
and why not...
Maybe there is hope the true Cred Forums can return ..
Anyway i gotta splitsville
Peace fags
take them back to my place and introduce to the delights of cocaine and chocolate creampies
>its my fetish therefore its acceptable
Wincest advocacy fags checking in. There are certain intimate parts of the body that aren't okay to touch on another person outside of a sexually intimate setting, unless you have a valid practical reason to. This doesn't include having your daughter sit on your lap as you pose larping as a pimp in a photo next to a statues of two parrots mating.
who decides the valid practical reasons.
having her wear skirts is very practical for access
Are you fucking retarded? Nobody is talking about groping. Literal incel
Nice statue of birds fucking they’re sitting on kek
Tell those cunts to fuck off.
Don't be a pussy! Its a group of young bitchs! They ain't thugs!
Damn you Europeans have softened up over the past century.
We Americans got dumber, but we can still fight!
Fuck up them Feminazis cunts. They want to act like thugs, beat them like thugs.
Forcy fun time is how I think the English refer to it
lost
Beat left and middle. Fertilize right.
She looks like Ellie
Eh kidda! Is dat Netherfield Road where da prossies hang out?
Dey probably go to Notre Dame
I breed middle
I don't decide the valid practical reasons but I do decide to check your numerals compadre. Agreed on the skirt access, do you think that Donald chose it for her to wear?
>There are certain intimate parts of the body that aren't okay to touch on another person outside of a sexually intimate setting
Yeah, and? Giving your daughter a hug is not incest.
>This doesn't include having your daughter sit on your lap as you pose larping as a pimp in a photo next to a statues of two parrots mating.
Trump is an amerifat and you're talking about euros being weird with family. So what the fuck are you talking about?
meanwhile, somewhere in siberia....
Pull out dick and prepare to defend myself
These piney little slags are gonna get a right treat, eh wot?
They end up doing more than that
>So what the fuck are you talking about?
You eurofags being even worse with your wincest than the amerilards becuase you act so morally pure and high and mighty about it. Just admit that you want to pound your teenage daughters holes like the rest of us and get off your high horse.
Greentext?
Did you see your mom ever naked? Did you want to fuck her? Why not? And why should it be different with your daughter?
Oh dirty Maggie Mae they have taken her away
And she never walk down Lime Street any more
Oh the judge he guilty found her
For robbing a homeward bounder
That dirty no good robbin' Maggie Mae
To the port of Liverpool
They returned me to
Two pounds ten a week, that was my pay
To each their own. Cheers, Cred Forumsro.
My mother didn't go through puberty and develop into a sexual being during my lifetime so I didn't have to adjust my behaviour/boundaries accordingly. For example, if I lived in Europe then I wouldn't have to worry about that because I'd simply redefine appropriate so that it includes touching my pubescent daughter as I please.
What is this
We act so high and mighty about it because we don't bang our family members. Cousin marriage is even illegal in most if not all of europe as far as I know (balkans don't count, they aren't even human).
While USA has their world-famous cousin fucking states.
You basically admitted that you like tweens
Everything is appropriate as long as you don't pop a boner
>Most European countries prohibit incest; apart from those listed below, these include: Albania, Ukraine, Slovenia, Slovakia, Serbia,Poland, Norway, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Hungary , Bulgaria, Croatia and Cyprus
Countries that allow incest between consenting adult siblings include France, Spain, the Benelux and Portugal.
>most countries don't allow it except half of Europe
>At least we aren't as bad as america!
You're all degenerates but you euros refuse to embrace your degeneracy like the amerilards do and instead try to talk down to other nations as if you're superior.
Do you like cheese?
concerning post
greentext it you faggots I'm too much of a pussy to even google what you're talking about.
I don't wanna fuck my daughter. I wanna fuck her friends tho
are you that retarded ?
Are you sure about that user? or are you just repressing the urge to fuck your daughter due to social conditioning?
Rape them and cum in them to assert my dominance
I wiped the shit off her ass for years. No thank you
Judging by the flats in the background this isn't anything in the UK.
Eastern european or russian. Not UK though.
Well yes but what the fuck else am I supposed to do but ask when you faggots are being so coy?
Would you wipe the shit off her friends asses?
>> Be me
>> Be old fag
>> Be asked about old fag content
>> Be sad at the current state of Cred Forums
git gud skrub
>all euros are the same durrrrrr
Different cultures, different standards. As I've said, most European countries do not allow incest.
>half of europe
Maybe a quarter.
>as if you're superior.
Because we are superior you retard.
prove you're an oldfag
Yes, with my tongue.
I am glad they are all out of that age
>euros think they're superior
>"we are superior"
Point proven. There's no getting the idea of sexually inappropriate zones and boundaries through your bias laden brain so I will leave it at this; impressive trips my wincest adoring friend.
(You)
Salty milk
with your cawk?
winrar
Its a usb cable I'll show you later
I'll be sure cuddle my kids and cousins as often as I can to spite the forever alone permavirgins like yourself.
top zozzle. also checked.
English glopniks
And you'll wank yourself off to it, deluding yourself into believing that you are anything other than a wincest loving degenerate like everyone else.
I'm not a complicated man...I like cinema. I like to watch people fucking on film. I don't like much else in particular except lollipops in my mouth and butter in my ass
Bullshit I've been in dozens of houses and only like one had a basement.
Rape all of them.
Nah, incest is not my thing really. I'm more of a cute trap and big titty asian bloke.
>What do?
Fap.
It's probably dependent on location bud. Some areas have shit areas for building underground due to the water table or mining operations. Others are solid rock below a foot of soil.
Oh, so you're a faggot. Explains a lot.
How am I faggot?
>> Traps aren't dudes.
>> How am I a faggot?
Traps are dudes... your a faggot.
As a bong I can confirm drinking and smoking at 14 is pretty common. Most girls will do most stuff at 15 but chav girls will put out as young as 13 usually (I miss being a teen)
because you like big titty asian blokes
Are those Captain Black filtered cigars they're smoking?
I never said traps aren't male. They're cute, effiminate cocksleeves for real men to enjoy. There's no better sight than a petite, long haired guy bouncing on your dick.
No, I don't like my traps with tits, that's pretty disgusting. Big titty asian girls.
Ask them for their loicense to stare at people in a hostile manner
Cope more.
>only like one had a basement
and that was a pub... amirite?
id be harder than diamonds and she dumped on my face in return for some shitty tween band tickets
>I never said traps aren't male. They're cute, effiminate cocksleeves for real men to enjoy. There's no better sight than a petite, long haired guy bouncing on your dick.
>I'm only with fondling my relatives but wincest doesn't happen in europe trust me guys
Oh europe, never change.
>be me
>go to russia
>see homeless kids in subway sniffing glue
>laugh
It's cool there
>no better sight that fucking dudeass
Fucking dead end genetics
fun to fuck though
Can do some crazy gymnastic shit when they're light as that
stop shagging your sister you scouse cunt
No need for a pimp when you are a slag
ahh i recognize you, the bong fag poster who likes post 20 yr old pictures with Russian kids sniffing glue all the time
>WHERE?
Bovine Sex Club (not actually a dex club, it's a bar known for it's punk rock / metal live music shows)
Toronto
That's not Liverpool and those girls aren't drinking anything available in Britain.
This looks like somewhere in Eastern Europe to me.
>cope
kek
>I'm only with fondling my relatives but wincest doesn't happen in europe trust me guys
I think you might've had a stroke, try that again mate.
Yes.
>Here comes the excuses.
Fucking euros are delusional as shit, more delusional than libraries. Are you two groups related?
stab them with my illegal unregisterd butter noife
take off my clothes and chase them
Libraries?
I'll tell you what I do faggot. I CHECK UM >>
Take the one on the right back home and lock her in a cage in the basement
I need to go to the Ukraine...
any tips?
head butt the cunt who says the first fucking word to me. im originally from liverpool. the only thing these chavs know is violence.
Join azov battalion and get blown apart by donbass spetnaz within a week, its simple really.
you have clearly never been in eastern europe
Problems ensue when they have a knife. Some bitches are crazy. Even a weak bitch can do damage with a knife.
Do they pay the fighters in chavvy teen poon?
Pretty much, they have nationalist youth groups and stuff like that, a have a friend in the DPR army and a few finnish friends who joined Azov a few years back, just after they took over Donetsk Airport
Only because the knife is literally doing 90% of the work for her.
get a LOIFE
bin that KNOIFE
>First word outta their mouth, insta swing.
>Soon as she hits the ground. Bootfuck their her face.
>Rinse repeat
>If they have a knife pull my own and proceed to slash at whatever I can.
>If I die I die.
Why did this post get so many replies, dont people smoke on the west?
t. Russian
Who knows, I'm 40 and played with ciggs/weed at around 12 too. It wasn't a big deal.
Win win then
Young pussy and an interesting job
Girl on far right, cave her skull in and fuck her brains
Imagine getting intimidated by someone with a British accent.
charles bronson
>you obviously never heard an american talk
Anybody with that faggy accent is getting beat up a raped.
Along with your overated prison queer bronson. Here in the greatest country in the world those guys are callled "leathermen."
bash their skull in with my st helenian might. Fucking hate scousers, can we just carpet bomb the cunting place
so how about some advice for a somewhat well off mid-30's north American? Which country will I get best value for my dollar, and which country is more likely to allow me a 13+ girlfriend/wife that I can make babies with?
She'd have to be white, so Europe would be only change for a white girl that young Im thinking. Even if I could find a girl with willing parents, I could move her to an arab country for a few years.
>this
>this
>THIS
>FUCKING THIS
true Europe is a shithole
>Nothing but fucking faggot shit when it comes to every single reply.
Why do u wanna spread ur genes?
He's spreading the superior genes
wagwan. bludfam? roadman tink he a skengman
What makes his genes superior?
Can you niggers stfu i want to know the answer to the dudes question
i swear to fucking god i hope he gets hit by a bus full of migrants
they are hot
Top fucking replies, what a trip this thread is
tis a top thread
right? there should be a mail order bride thing for young newly fertile girls.
because I want children, and the women I've been with haven't seemed like anything I want to be tied to forever. If I could find a beautiful white girl living in poverty and offer her a better, more stable life with romantic love and commitment and children, I'm doing a justice to all involved.
yes. I need my queries answered!
couldn't give a fornication for the pregger thing
i just wanna fornicate in general
simply remind them that they are too young to possibly have a permit to sit on public ledges, although i would take it easy on them, because, to be fair, they probably don't have a TV license either so they may not be up to date with the news
throw my hands up and say, "What's the DEEAAALLLL with Liverpool? I already have a liver and I don't see any pools!"
Well try your luck in ukraine. They are poor and blond hair. If you from tge us then wtf are you waiting for? Into a briggt future with you
i know what set this is from user
yeah but need more than a county name.
best places and if the local girls are known for going with it or not
I clicked the pic. How screwed am i?
Chav cunny is based
you fucking moron.
not only are you a newfag ..your acting like your a newfag to the whole fucking internet.
Give the laptop back to your grandson
Damn, son. Actual soy-boys are embarrassed for you.
I'M FO'TEEN AND SHE'S THURTEEN PAEDO
>illegal discussion.
You must go back
Ahhh a Cred Forums poster
What's that
>criticizing grammatically correct statement
>"that much retarded"
okay sandnigger
>commenting on reality this bluntly
>still being misunderstood by eurotards
I don't think they're gonna make it, user
Someone tell him
based
I get that. im down for just straight dicking skinny little young things. something about a small thin preggo with all her youthful features really hot. If I can fuck around with them and not get shot or beat to death, then I'm totally on board. I think it'd be perfect though to groom the perfect wife, turn her into a baby factory and raise a very traditional family.
yeah, there have been a few ukrainian girls I've chatted with in the past, Estonian as well. Most of them had no issues with showing their bodies. I know prosititution in Ukraine has people upset because of human trafficking and preying on girl, I dont want to get wrapped up in bullshit, I want a skinny little angel that wants to be the perfect wife. That's why I say, even if I had to work an arrangement with the parents and then apply for teaching jobs in arab countries where laws are more realistic for a while. I'm not necessarily partial to hair color, but I perfer fine straight hair and lily white skin. Would Ukraine or Estonia perhaps be somewhere I should look for this type of venture? Any recommendations on avoiding getting killed, arrested, or swindelled? Any regoins known for superior looking women or more poverty? Would this kind of relationship be acceptable in Poland?
Butter in the ass is nice.
Nah, ya gotta pay their Paki pimps.
get the fuck out, retard