Painless suicide methods? (if there even is one)
Painless suicide methods? (if there even is one)
Adrian Bell
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Eli Stewart
charcoal suicide
Justin Hall
Yep. Charcoal burning, or more specifically, inert gas asphyxiation. The more refined methods take a fair bit of setup though.
Benjamin Clark
Jump from a high building.
If you can handle the fear.
Ayden Nguyen
Dude,
every 15 minutes, some
ATTENTION-SEEKING EMO CRYBABY
jumps on Cred Forums
asking about killing himself, suicide, or
…..painless ways to 'do it'……
You fuckers are so TRITE and PREDICTABLE,
it's like you all read the same fucking script.
why are you faggots such
PATHETIC
UNORIGINAL
COWARDLY
attention whores?
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'how do I end it all....'
'i'm saying goodbye bee...'
'gonna do it, don't try to stop me...'
'easy and painless way to ....'
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and what's more important, you ARE NOT GOING TO DO IT
you're just fishing for NEWFAGS to beg you not to do it,
it's like some DOPAMINE FIX you get from losers telling you.
none of you faggots have ever done it,
you just post your whining and then jack off with tears in your eyes
…..
just do it already,
really, kill yourself, don't worry about how, just do it
YES,
THE WORLD REALLY WOULD BE BETTER OFF WITHOUT YOU.
Levi Rivera
shotgun to the head
Easton Diaz
Not really I'm genuinely asking for help
Daniel Scott
Not if you're an autistic retard.
Only use guns if you know what you're doing. Little worse than fucking it up and seeing the result.
Bentley Morales
inhale butane
Connor Anderson
there's very little risk of fucking it up if you just straight up put the barrel between your eyes
Connor Gutierrez
Still, not a 100% guarantee.
Neither is inhalation, but that's at least not exceedingly painful.
I'd advise ground-splatting, dowing chemicals/pills or getting really high on painkillers and wrist-slitting
Jace Scott
This, constantly we have to handhold faggots like you OP
Jeremiah Powell
Step 1: Make a pulley
Step 2: Attach long rope to the pulley
Step 3: Tie one end of the rope to an anvil
Step 4: Hoist the anvil up high
Step 5: Drop the anvil
Step 6: Mark the spot where it landed
Step 7: Repeat steps 4-6 until you're confident it will consistently land on the same spot
Step 8: Repeat step 4
Step 9: Lay down, and lay head on marked area
Step 10: Repeat step 5
Step 11: ???
Step 12: Profit
Thomas King
google "exit bag"
tldr: inert gases your body cant distinguish from normal air, no choking feeling no nothing thats how ill do it eventually.
it makes you unconscious in less that 15secs and dead in less that 3 mins
Xavier Ross
Hanging is pretty painless. Thats the way im going
David Kelly
Now this sounds sounds promising
Aiden Walker
mostly true. do not try this with CO2, though. the body CAN differentiate between CO2 and other gases and you will have a very bad time. Helium used to be an option, but they changed the composition. your best option is nitrogen. they sell it at microbrewery supply stores
Gavin James
Get the death penalty in Oklahoma it's LITERALLY painless. Any other suggestion is dumb.
Brody Hughes
NOT co2 for the love of god !!! thatdt be like drowning !!! buy HELIUM !!!
its mostly sold as baloon gas.... but be carefull baloongas can have up to 1/3rd impurities..... look for 99% plus helium.... will be completely painless !!
Jonathan Turner
you can buy chemically pure helium from chemical suppliers.... take verified ones though
Matthew Young
This
Jaxson Martinez
>painless suicide
Jesus Christ just man the fuck up
You want an easy method for the easy way of solving problems?
You don't want an easy suicide, you want a SPECTACULAR one!
-Try murdering a president of your choice and get shot In the process
-Go into a zoo, say out loud "I think I can take that bitch" and jump over the fence to get mauled to death by a polar bear
-Dab and meet into running traffic
Its literally the last thing you can do, so make it a funny one!
Juan Hernandez
This will cheer you up