Dubs name my dildos aka my Valentine's day dates. One dubs = name one dildo

call em "OP" and "fag"

make the pink one OP

That's kind of a boring name, I've seen better in this thread but ok. My pink boyfriend is now called OP

my intend is not to make your life pleasant and cool.

you know you will call the white one "fag"

Well they're both fags cuz they're fucking a guy on a daily basis

I wouldn't expect anything else.

name: "fag"

Cuckyold and/or Willump

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Stinky

poopy diver

Enrico for pink

Name the little guy Porky Peg (PP for short).

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Bigger is nig
Smaller is nog

There are some really good names here, a shame you guys don't have better luck

I like these names because, since the small one is so small I use it without douching so it really does dive into poop which causes it to stink later

I never douche, that's part of the fun!

call him poopy diver

Well I'd gladly, but you have to score dubs in order for me to call him that

dubs get for poopy diver

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You're really out of luck today user

The pink is "Constable Fagamatronious"

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Yay my small bf is now called Constable Fagamatronious

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no? the big one is pink?

Well yeah but the pink one was already named

little one is internal guilt

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call them both 'fathers disappointment'

rusty spoon

Bruh