GAMING CATS

GAMING CATS

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remove cat and get the superior pet.

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Here's one of my cats. His name is Chad.

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Here's the other, he's Alex.

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If by "superior pet" you mean "target practice after it trespasses", then I'd agree.

>tfw I used to turn on bird and mouse videos on Youtube and set my laptop on the floor
>tfw my cat would sit in front of it and meow at them
>tfw my cat had to be put down

Too loud, annoying, high energy, and messy
Cats just want you to feed them and lay on your lap

user, i like dogs a whole lot. most people that own dogs are garbage that don't work them in any way or even walk them. i'd rather have someone pick a pet that fits their lifestyle

>postman comes by
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
>somebody else comes by
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
>needs to shit at 3 am
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
>
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

Fuck dogs

Mine died of cancer. I've had her for 14 years. I didn't think of her as a pet, she was family in the same way my parents or siblings were.
I miss her every day. I don't think the pain will ever heal

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same, it happened two years ago but I've been missing him every day

>here kitty kitty let me pet your tummy and-

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lmao ownt how do you even fuck up this hard

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i like dogs, but having a dog in an apartment would be fucking terrible. I sure as shit aint walking it multiple times a day and pick up its shit, and also deal with the constant barking and nagging from the neighbours due to it. Also, unless given constant baths, dogs are quite stinky. Cats are much easier to maintain and are perfectly fine living indoors.

>how do you even fuck up this hard
she bought a cat

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SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP

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Einmal wird unsere Geduld zu Ende sein und dann wird den Hunden das bellen Lügenmaul gestopft werden!

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How much does a cat live? I have a 17 years old cat.

xchad

My 14 year old cat died of cancer as well. I still expect to see her laying on the bed or wanting to snuggle. Really sad to see them go.

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the oldest cats on record was 38. mine was 16 when he died

whats my cat doing in your room?

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thats bad
Just as bad as having your cat run away during the new year and never coming back.
Fuck I hate not knowing what happened.

I'd say the average should be somewhere between 15-18. My parents have one that is 21 now and still healthy as fuck. She's a trooper and I hope she still has a few more left in her.

>GAMING CATS

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note how cats - the smarter pet, over time have been allowed to chill on couches and pretty much wherever they want to, but filthy dogs get told to fuck off quite often

Mine is turning 18 in April. It really comes down to the cat's genetics and luck. There's a lot of things an older cat can bounce back from, but a lot of things that they just can not.

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my cat is a nigger

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some cats find people that take care of them and just move out like grown-ups, you can pretend that happened
that's how I got one of my cats, who used to have an owner from across the road somewhere
but I guess he still saw him out and about so he knew he wasn't dead

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mine

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fucking based and redsoxpilled

do people with cats and dogs realize they are filled with parasites and other nasty shit? I've seen pictures of people having their animals in their bed..the place you sleep is crawling with worms and parasites. and what about all that hair going straight into your computer and consoles, literally shortening hardware lifespan with years.

I just don't understand how anyone can be okay with any of that. animals serve one purpose, and that's food.

wait let me look at this pictOH NOOOOOO IM GOING INSAAAAAAANE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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My cats can't come inside the house too much because I'm allergic so there are no pics of them next to my >video games

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if your animal has parasites you should consider taking them to the vet instead of just letting it go

If your cat hates you this much that’s literally on you.

are you autistic? serious question

I hope Corona virus will kill all of your kind fucking chink.

>Fuck dogs

seconding this
fortune cookie best cookie

>be allergic to cats
>cats still love you
it's tough

Thats because dogs are bitches. But mostly because they are bigger than cats and fart.

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whats that on your left monitor?

I lost my cat a few weeks ago to cancer
He was only 2
When my dog died a few years ago at 15 I didn't cry because he was old and lived a full life
I silently cried until it hurt while I spent the last few minutes with my cat though
He was too young to die

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What a cutie.

I read cats have worms all the time...even if you treat it, it comes back because when they are outside they eat literal shit. Same with dogs..they lick other dog's asses and then the owners just sit there when they lick their face. That's disgusting, you gotta agree with me on that surely?
what's with the attitude? I'm trying to understand how you can be okay with what I wrote, because what I wrote is 100% true.

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user, there are sprays and whatnot for allergy that you can use, and exposure will build your immunity, so eventually you wouldn't even be allergic anymore.

Just letting you know in case this option interests you.

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>do people with cats and dogs realize they are filled with parasites and other nasty shit? I've seen pictures of people having their animals in their bed..the place you sleep is crawling with worms and parasites. and what about all that hair going straight into your computer and consoles, literally shortening hardware lifespan with years.

I just don't understand how anyone can be okay with any of that. animals serve one purpose, and that's food.

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Cats are literally the niggers of pets
>don't do anything for you just lay around and whine for food
>attack you without provocation
>piss on your walls
>won't protect you if someone breaks into your house
>will probably die doing something stupid or cost you 6 grand because "mr mittens has intestinal parasites from eating some disgusting rat so now you need to stick this pill up his ass 3 times a day"
FUCK CATS
FUCK CATFAGS

NNNOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANNA BE BREAH AAAAAAHHHHHH

Cats are literally the niggers of pets
>don't do anything for you just lay around and whine for food
>attack you without provocation
>piss on your walls
>won't protect you if someone breaks into your house
>will probably die doing something stupid or cost you 6 grand because "mr mittens has intestinal parasites from eating some disgusting rat so now you need to stick this pill up his ass 3 times a day"
FUCK CATS
FUCK CATFAGS

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>Doctor please just remove toxoplasmosis from my cat, thanks!

Cute kets

i want a pet so bad

Seeing all the absolute fucknuts having as many pets as they like without any repercussions I don't see why you don't just hop to it?

He's a very handsome boy, thanks

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because I live with my parents and they don't want it

Dunno man I've tried a bunch of stuff and I've had cats ever since I was born and it doesn't seem to make a difference.
It's manageable though, I just need to make sure not to touch my face when I pet them and to wash whatever body part and clothes touched them

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Just get one anyway, what are they going to do, throw you out?

>remove cat and put cat back
what did he mean by this

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Do Canadians really?

no, but they'll probably throw the cat out once it destroys the couch

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Anyone else ever jizzed on their cats? I did, its p funny.

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I wish I could have a black cat and keep it for more than 4 months these fuckers just keep killing themselves at night wtf

cat hiss at penis

She's so soft

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Lovecraft is that you?

What's his cat's name again?

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why did you compress your cat

It'll come back, just let it in through the window and keep feeding it. Or just keep it in your room for no couch-ruining.

Vet said 8mb was too big.

I have had cats my entire life. Treated them for worms once (if they had it) and never had another problem.

But you're a shitposter, so you'll argue with me until you're swimming in a pool of your own piss, blood, and vomit. Because you have to have the last word in.

naggerman

You call this a gaming kot?
He does not even have RGB!!!11

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>rat jones

>pet thread
>"I lost my pet, please sympathy"posting
every time

most pet cats are indoor cats. and even if they go outside, i dont think they eat shit. thats dogs.
>what's with the attitude? I'm trying to understand how you can be okay with what I wrote, because what I wrote is 100% true.
because its not true, youre uninformed.

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nah I'm not worried about that, I just don't want to argue with them about it all the time
was on the verge of getting one with my bro and they yet again talked us out of it with a bunch of bullshit that I just gave up on it because of the idea of constantly dealing with their stubborn asses
>dad then proceeds to feed the 5 neighborhood cats every day, none of which are his or ours
fucking can't wait to move out this year

Sorry to hear that, sounds pretty severe then. Have you tried consulting a dermatologist or other suitable professional about it? You clearly must love cats since you subject yourself to this for so long, so I hope you find a way to cure the allergy.

drink some bleach, i know it helps.
t. dog

He's a stray that hangs out in my apartment complex. Say something about him.

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Looks pretty average. That's literally everything i have to say

He's autistic just like you

Absolutely long whiskers.

I used to like cats until a realized they are just giant parasites with their own parasites that alter human brain chemistry and behavior and only care about using you as a source of warmth and food. So happy to have moved out of a house with cats.

I see he's a war veteran
Thank you for your service kitter

This is my cat, Beerus

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>Have you tried consulting a dermatologist or other suitable professional about it?
I have, they basically said "lol just don't have pets ;)"

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Wow, that's pretty garbage. I hope they at least tried to resolve the issue and only said it as a last resort.

Nah they told me to fuck off.

I wish I had a cat instead of a retarded purse puppy

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team alex

A reminder, cats are for women, dogs are for men. If you are a male and own a cat, you are an embarrassment and might as well transition.

(you)

okay on my way to get hrt

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your dick was be microscopic to be signalling this hard

Yep, they tried some treatments but nothing works apparently

At least post some cats

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Cope anyway you see fit, but facts are facts cat fag.

>cope
the ironing

MODS = GODS

Ur mom gae

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