My 10 years old niece wants me to be her Valentine. How should I handle this?
My 10 years old niece wants me to be her Valentine. How should I handle this?
Any normal person, yea sure, would be cute.
You, No.
How rude. I'm not fat.
Tell her you want to give her a Kiss and then pull out one of these bad boys
Is that a tinfoil hat? She's big into UFO.
Humor her, then when she hits 21 destroy that pussy
I thought it is illegal to fuck your own niece.
Depends where you're from
so?
21? Where the fuck are you living
Uganda.
Pat her head and tell her she should find someone her own age. Like a decent human being.
This isn't even a question, stop being degenerate.
But she really loves me and it would break her heart. I'm in a desperate situation.
Teach her early. She's only 10, she'll get over it. Be a good uncle.
All she needs and wants is your attention and unconditional familial love. She doesn't understand the difference between types of love yet.
So pat her head, and tell her no to being a valentine, but offer to get her some innocent chocolate anyway.
I can't say no to her man, that will mess her up for life. I couldn't do that.
If you're not into it then I'll gladly be her V instead
Give her a lollipop
give her the D
Valensiya?
>You, No
LOL
What is the difference between a candy and lollipop?
invite her round to play skyrim
>the loli rape mod version
Explain to her that scars are cool and then scar her for life.
pee on her
Is this legal?
playing it? depends where you live
playing it with a 10 year old? probably not
the loli
Edible underwear.
Dude just say yes. That should literally be the end of the conversation. Unless for some god forsaken reason you're into your niece, in which case stay as far away from her as possible
The shape
How dumb are people
You're family and it's not sexual you pervs. Say yes and treat her like she is an important part of your family
You know how a father/older male siblings treat a girl heavily dictates how she dates. If you say no and act like a distant asshole too "important " to get a little girl something nice. She may either start to dislike you. Or start to think her attempts are being sweet are useless.
However OP. If your dilemma is some pedo shit. Then fuck off and kill yourself. You shouldnt even think of sex you perv. You can be sweet and kind to a little girl in your family without turning it into some awkward mess
>ALSO IF YOU ACT ALL DUMB AND SHY HER FAMILY AND YOURS WILL SEE IT AND THINK YOU ARE A CREEP
this.
/thread.
virgin faggot
But I don't know what do with her. Being a Valentine is a very complicated profession.
BASED
Are you a pedo AND an autist ??
>How should I handle this?
LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING ADULT, FAGGOT
You let her give you a card. You give her a little box of chocolates. The End!
The fact that you’re even posting this here makes me fear for this child’s safety.
At 21 you can get her liquored up and fuck her
Insulting me may result in ignoring your posts, user. You better watch yourself or you will lose access to my reactions.
This. Op is a huge faggot for even asking.
I should care ?
get in your time machine and go back home to India before it started giving poorfags an internet connection, the more of you that hang around, the lower quality your surroundings become
Quit LARPing as an autist. No 10 year old would want to make a person as obviously fucking retarded as you anything.
BE VALENTINE AND HAVE THE SEX
based
Oldfag detected
no one called you fat you dumb kike
Obviously say no but be nice about it. Don't act like a pedo and don't be an asshole.
No it isn't what the fuck. She's your 10 year old niece for god's sake. There's nothing complicated about saying yes and being nice to her
She's not going to hold a grudge. She'll probably forget about it after a week.
>taking bait this weak
kek
Truth translator guy,
tell me the real story here
KYS
Remember that, while delicious, loli pusy is too small for the average adult, you should use her asshole instead, but that too will require much preparation.
Say yes
FPBP
I guarantee there is cum all over this guy’s computer in his disgusting room.
I have a resting heart rate of 110
how can I improve this?