Do you wipe BEFORE you flush, or after you fucking puke word vomit in a bad attempt to be Italian?
Do you wipe BEFORE you flush, or after you fucking puke word vomit in a bad attempt to be Italian?
Christian Rivera
Hudson Rodriguez
"We can SEE you!"
Jose Foster
I study my feces before wiping and flushing. Once I've determined that my excrement is satisfactory I wipe my anus. Then I flush the toilet.
Asher Wilson
...and yet for being this verbose you don't know that the language you speak is "English."
Andrew Watson
how about you shut the fuck up. OK?
Jayden Wilson
How about not?
Ryder Hughes
yeah OK bud how about YEAH. because you clearly can't understand my shit so you're clearly an idiot.
Dominic Roberts
OMG "HOW ABOUT YEAH" I'M FUCKING TERRIFIED NOW
Jack Thomas
YOU SHOULD BE YOU LITTLE FUCKING SHIT I WILL FUCKING ANNIHILATE YOUR PATHETIC ASS
Gavin Jenkins
lol "annihilate" my "pathetic-ass." I will literally wipe the pavement with your fucking face until you're a literal smear of red with some bone fragments.
Connor Moore
sure bud sure ok.. i could wipe the floor with you i mean it would be a god damn atrocity
Christopher Bennett
lol "annihilate" "atrocity" the difference is I'm not fucking lying, bud.
Andrew Williams
i never lie i'm like fucking george fucking washington you complete simpleton
Joseph Richardson
lol some guy calling me a "simpleton" is going to "annihilate" my "pathetic-ass." This keeps getting richer and richer.
Kayden Nelson
Lucas King
give me a fuckin address
Xavier Kelly
Lol if this wasn't Cred Forums I actually would.
Caleb Moore
Oh ok I get it now. Lol.
Benjamin Torres
oh ok so you're a little scared bitch then. makes sense you fucking queer.
Jacob Powell
HAHAHA HE CALLED ME A "QUEER" LMFAOOO
Lincoln Miller
What a pair of dipshits.
Chase Mitchell
yep i figured i win go fuck yourself
Camden Fisher
Blood contains fats
Cooper Adams
HAHAHA HE THINKS HE WON LMFAOOO
"Hey, hey, you're a QUEER!" LMFAOOO
Oliver Thomas
LMFAO
Sebastian Cruz
Imagine arguing over Cred Forums
Andrew Mitchell
Back in college, I used to order hot fudge sundaes at the local Betsy Ross Ice Cream Parlour (sic). Corporate standards required those to be assembled with the same flags as in your dog turds. This was, in my opinion, an annoying and supererogatory decoration, so I would instruct the servers to have mine made without the little flags.
The servers ignored my requests. So I escalated. "If it comes to me with those little flags, I will burn them" I told them. Once they didn't take me seriously, so I burned the little fuckers while eating the sundae.
Fast-forward a couple of years.
Get a job at the local newspaper. The publisher is talking about one of his favorite columns, "Police Blotter". Someone asks him to talk about the stranger items from that column.
"Well, there was an item not too long ago when the manager of the Betsy Ross called in a flag-burning." Tells the story. Looks over at me. "Why are you snickering, user?"
Jaxon Cooper
We must all have prizes.
Evan Gomez
he did though, queer
Liam Carter
It's Cred Forums you retards, you both lost and the rest of us have won