Wwyd if she was passed out in your bed

Wwyd if she was passed out in your bed

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Bump

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Spray that shit with Febreze because it looks like it fucking stinks

Virgin

Shes not stinky at all. You should get out more before you get sucked in your anime world

breed her

My bed isn't big enough for the both of us.
I will have to wake her and make her give me some room or something.
How did she get into my subterranean lair?
She's going to accuse me of rape.
I wonder if she's a feminist.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I'll flee.

Shaved pic

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See how many forks I can fit in there.

Shes noy a feminist and enjoys being degraded and used

more plss

Degraded?
Easy. I strip naked and lay myself upon her. She is now degraded.
Used? I tell her to rub my back and neck.

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im gonna shave her better and use her like a flesh light and watch porn to get hard

I'm gonna febreeze her, then the rest of the room and leave a note for when she wakes up saying "go home, you were probably drunk and passed out in a stranger's house".

You wonder if Op wanted us to write him something to fap to then? But he didn't give us many writing prompts to go with. Also, I normally charge for my writing.

Call Seaworld and tell them that Shamu escaped again.

got em

what a good little whore

Tits, preferably hanging?

3/10 would bang pussy looks nice and hot.

>never banged a fat chick before
be honest user unless they clean up real well that shit is gonna smell like ass. Doesn't matter tho just don't eat them out.

Not too saggy

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Love the stretch marks
Does she like to be rimmed
GF or wife ?

Check that, is that her panty riding too hard on her or something? The red line. Looks painful.

Yes loves it, wife

C section

I would rim her for hours and hours
Skype or discord please sir

Wwyd

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Ooooh. Okay.
Wife, at least one kid, man, living the dream.
I like the tits. I have a weakness for veins on pale skin.

None but i have her email,

tell him to go back to the doctor the transition surgery isn't done yet.

Ask her to change outfits before I did anything. That's just, an unflattering look.

Well then

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Yes indeed, not pefect body, but shes a real whore in bed, 10-15 dildos , vibrators, buttllugs, lets me take all pics that i want

show fake bussy

Ok what is it
Does she know you post her pics

she meets my criteria of boobs out further than stomach.

Yum.

No she doesnt know, [email protected]

Would she be upset to find out

tell her she wont ever get anywhere in life with art degree

Not upset just annoyed and probably curious of what i posted

Kek so true

I'm in love with this womans body. And she's freaky. You're a lucky lucky guy my friend.

Woman either has perfect body or willing heart. Never both. Good job finding the willing heart. :D

Rainbows

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Is she awake now

Sleeping

Could you learn to take a picture?
FFS.
You can steal books on the subject.
Blurry Vag and you captured her chin so it looks like a jowl festival.
How am I gonna get hard when she's got jowls like mine?

I sent her email
Hope she's ok with it

Drag that shit outside and leave it on the street. Disgusting

Jesus fine

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I can literally do anything i want to her anytime, like shes cooking and i tell her get on your knees deepthroat my cock and let me bust on your face. Shell do it no questions asked

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wow she is actually is female. What's wrong with her face? She has the most manly looking face and shoulders.

Lol probably be like wtf

Are you ok with it sir

Is that what trans pussy look like after surgery?

perfect reason why you don't marry above your level. well done user and nice dicking there.

Yeah cant wait to hear her reaction lol

I hope it's good one
Told her I'd rim her for hours and hours

Haha nice, she like that actually, shell spread her ass for me on demand

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got a pic of fingering her ass?

My tongue would so love to be in her asshole

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If she's actually passed out it would be a good opportunity to give her a wax job. When you rip off the strips, I bet she wakes up!

You still here sir

Sweet lord, wash your hands, dude

Yes

Legit. Fuckin disgustin

Yup looks like she stinks especially after having your nasty hands in her fucking fart box bro

She doesnt stink, go back to bed you have s hool tomorrow

make her a bowl of eggs