Wwyd if she was passed out in your bed
Wwyd if she was passed out in your bed
Bump
Spray that shit with Febreze because it looks like it fucking stinks
Virgin
Shes not stinky at all. You should get out more before you get sucked in your anime world
breed her
My bed isn't big enough for the both of us.
I will have to wake her and make her give me some room or something.
How did she get into my subterranean lair?
She's going to accuse me of rape.
I wonder if she's a feminist.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I'll flee.
Shaved pic
See how many forks I can fit in there.
Shes noy a feminist and enjoys being degraded and used
more plss
Degraded?
Easy. I strip naked and lay myself upon her. She is now degraded.
Used? I tell her to rub my back and neck.
im gonna shave her better and use her like a flesh light and watch porn to get hard
I'm gonna febreeze her, then the rest of the room and leave a note for when she wakes up saying "go home, you were probably drunk and passed out in a stranger's house".
You wonder if Op wanted us to write him something to fap to then? But he didn't give us many writing prompts to go with. Also, I normally charge for my writing.
Call Seaworld and tell them that Shamu escaped again.
got em
what a good little whore
Tits, preferably hanging?
3/10 would bang pussy looks nice and hot.
>never banged a fat chick before
be honest user unless they clean up real well that shit is gonna smell like ass. Doesn't matter tho just don't eat them out.
Not too saggy
Love the stretch marks
Does she like to be rimmed
GF or wife ?
Check that, is that her panty riding too hard on her or something? The red line. Looks painful.
Yes loves it, wife
C section
I would rim her for hours and hours
Skype or discord please sir
Wwyd
Ooooh. Okay.
Wife, at least one kid, man, living the dream.
I like the tits. I have a weakness for veins on pale skin.
None but i have her email,
tell him to go back to the doctor the transition surgery isn't done yet.
Ask her to change outfits before I did anything. That's just, an unflattering look.
Well then
Yes indeed, not pefect body, but shes a real whore in bed, 10-15 dildos , vibrators, buttllugs, lets me take all pics that i want
show fake bussy
Ok what is it
Does she know you post her pics
she meets my criteria of boobs out further than stomach.
Yum.
No she doesnt know, [email protected]
Would she be upset to find out
tell her she wont ever get anywhere in life with art degree
Not upset just annoyed and probably curious of what i posted
Kek so true
I'm in love with this womans body. And she's freaky. You're a lucky lucky guy my friend.
Woman either has perfect body or willing heart. Never both. Good job finding the willing heart. :D
Rainbows
Is she awake now
Sleeping
Could you learn to take a picture?
FFS.
You can steal books on the subject.
Blurry Vag and you captured her chin so it looks like a jowl festival.
How am I gonna get hard when she's got jowls like mine?
I sent her email
Hope she's ok with it
Drag that shit outside and leave it on the street. Disgusting
Jesus fine
I can literally do anything i want to her anytime, like shes cooking and i tell her get on your knees deepthroat my cock and let me bust on your face. Shell do it no questions asked
wow she is actually is female. What's wrong with her face? She has the most manly looking face and shoulders.
Lol probably be like wtf
Are you ok with it sir
Is that what trans pussy look like after surgery?
perfect reason why you don't marry above your level. well done user and nice dicking there.
Yeah cant wait to hear her reaction lol
I hope it's good one
Told her I'd rim her for hours and hours
Haha nice, she like that actually, shell spread her ass for me on demand
got a pic of fingering her ass?
My tongue would so love to be in her asshole
If she's actually passed out it would be a good opportunity to give her a wax job. When you rip off the strips, I bet she wakes up!
You still here sir
Sweet lord, wash your hands, dude
Yes
Legit. Fuckin disgustin
Yup looks like she stinks especially after having your nasty hands in her fucking fart box bro
She doesnt stink, go back to bed you have s hool tomorrow
make her a bowl of eggs