Whats a painless way to commit suicide without a gun. Just tell me already so i cant be a pussy and run away

Breaking your neck is what makes it painless you fucking dolt, otherwise you’re just strangling yourself which takes minutes to even black out let alone die

BE carefull with those helium tanks, because they started to add oxygen into it. You will still pass out, but probably survive with braindamage. Make sure your helium tank contains 100% helium

fuck off retard you make this thread 100 times a day for 2 years

H2s
Buy sulphur buy hydrochloric acid 36%. Mix in an unventilated space.
Be kind and put signs up. The gas lingers and will kill anyone (emergency responders) entering the room.

I know someone that's broken their neck from a quad accident, it's not painless, you fucking moron. It's pretty goddamn painful and if you live through it you'll just end up a vegetable or a shell telling his story from a wheelchair. You're a fucking dumbass, breaking any bone isn't painless.

MEME MORONS

Helium? Do you fucking science?

Argon.

100% argon from welding supply store used to TIG aluminium. Use a mask which you do not breathe in your expired argon/CO2. Exit bags don't work all that well.

Someone updated that pic about He being the gas to use. Ar bish!

Thanks, I've had the pic for a while and never heard of this. I've probably given somebody brain damage by now, kek.

Once again though, user, heroin. That shit is cheap, will feel amazing and you'll just fall asleep...forever. There's no pain to it.

Sorry you know the saying. No pain no gain

Yes the old time travel face bag is a timeless classic.

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Op here. Yea im gonna go with the helium. I cant find heroin

Why so down OP? Have you tried drugs?

Yes

Both of you niggers got trips and they were an equal 444 away from eachother. I think you two anons have found yourselves a soulmate.

Life still sucks

There a vast difference between breaking your neck and having your neck broken from a 6 foot drop with a rope tied round it. There’s a reason they hung people with a drop rather than just doing it from a tree. The drop created a near instant death. If you’re going to argue you at least need to know some of the facts and history, you fucking moron. BrEaKiNg a BoNe iSnT pAiNlEsS!!1 Nice reading comprehension, retard

>There's a vast difference between having your neck broken and having your neck broken

You must be actually retarded, I said "breaking any bone isn't painless" and it's not. Just because they become fucking paralyzed and can't try to struggle off of the rope doesn't mean they're dead. You're the type of dumbfuck to poke something with a stick to see if it's dead.

It can always be worse.

So sad man... For everyone actually giving suggestions, I think you really need to evaluate your mental state. You're helping a hurting person make the worst decision of the worst decision of his life.
Don't do it user. Even if you don't think you have anyone, people love you and will miss you. maybe even just a coworker or mailman. Your life has purpose and God will get you through this if you turn to Him

>all breaks are the same hurr durr
Ok so you are a moron, thanks for clearing that up. You’re not hanging there paralysed, you’re fucking DEAD. It kills you near instantly, how is this so hard for you to understand? Also how is that last sentence even relevant you mongoloid.

Look for a railroad with a high speed train. Hide until it's too close to brake, become red mist in an instant - no chance of a long, painful death. Good luck, OP.

Alright, you know what, faggot? I'm gonna go try it just to prove you wrong and when I end up being right I'll have my mom type out how much of a dumb wrong faggot you are.

Close your eyes as soon as you are in position to not jump out of the way by reaction. Being drunk would probably help. Godspeed, OP.

Some light reading.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiple_gunshot_suicide

You don’t need to try it because they literally learned this through trial and error using hanging as punishment. Just because you believe you’re right doesn’t mean you should have blind faith in your own stupidity. Look up a ‘hanging cervical fracture’ look up how they used to position the knot behind the condemned persons ear to facilitate the neck being broken. There’s hundreds of books and articles that can prove you wrong in seconds, but you’re too dumb to even research your own argument and find out you’re wrong before you start. So many dumb kids on this website now.

Fuck painless, man up and leave a confusing corpse.

fuck that, do it faggot! jump off a tall building

Faggets

I just tried it faggot, and waddya know? It was painful as shit, you're a gay dumb wrong faggot and you know it as of right now. Feeling stupid just as you should because even though I'll never get to walk, skate, or play pool again, I'm still right and that angers you. Now who's the moron, bookfucker?

1. You spelled faggot wrong, retard
2. Imagine calling someone a "fagget" for trying to convince someone not to kill themselves.

I can’t believe you took the time to write that, read it, post it and somehow didn’t see how much of a idiot it makes you sound.
>Hurr Durr a technique that’s been used to kill prisoners for hundreds of years is wrong and doesn’t work despite them dying from broken necks durr.
>The fractures even named after it but it’s definitely not true!
>It was invented to be a more humane way of killing but I’m the one that’s correct, not all the years of history!
The moron is still unquestionably you, no matter how obstinate and obtuse you want to be. You should do the world a favour and actually hang yourself.

Faggots mad because they've been proven wrong, nothing new here.

You haven’t proven shit. I’ve given you sources and backed up the point I’m making. You’ve sat there with your fingers in your ears going NYEH NYEH NYEH I CANT HEAR YOU NYEH NYEH NYEH. You haven’t won shit, apart from biggest retard in the thread award. What’s next from you? I WUZ TROLLIN U XD That's normally the next one you morons fall back on when you know you’re wrong. It’s not your fault you’re stupid, you’re just uneducated.

This is untrue. Things generally tend to worsen, the strong just learn to cope and adapt to the declining overall quality of life which comes with every further second you breathe.

Hopefully you’re busy hanging yourself

got myself the best nembutal alternative there is - Sodium Nitrite. Now wondering how to push myself over the edge and finally do it. Any tips?

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fentanyl.

but my dad's already dead. As soon as my mother goes, I'm going soon thereafter.

Is it possible to purchase fentanyl on the dark web?

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Nope, just busy basking in the feeling of being right. Almost better than sex.

Self immolation

Chocolate. Eat large amounts of chocolate everyday. We are talking several pounds a day.

Slit you hand veins open with a knife and lie down in bed. Do hand contractions while you're bleeding out. It's a bit bloody but you're dying of blood loss. Very painless method. Just like passing out.