Waifu thread for all lonely faggots and virgin incels

waifu thread for all lonely faggots and virgin incels.

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You're not real
Kike

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this is not who i realy am.
this is my mask

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I don't exist. Just your conscience speaking. Can you picture what we'll be? So little and just me.

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OP pic is me stalking my waifu

Shut up over dramatic melofaggot.

still here

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And still no one cares.
>INB4 you do since you replied.

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>IPs 5.

The goyim knows

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its fine.

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Fun fact. We refer to niggers as negros here. We have a poem called "Bambo the negro" that is being taught to children, since forever. We don't say "Don't be skimpy" often we say "You're such a vein" or "Don't be a jew" instead.

Fun fact trivia out of nowhere. Now tell me something about Australia that isn't Koalas and VB longneck... oh.

I know it's fine :)

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We have slang for a lot of words that Americans don't know
E.g I was talking to kei and mentioned witches hats which is slang for traffic cones which he had no idea

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A traffic cone. Traffic cone.

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you humans are fascinating

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schizo

Also idk about Australian shit
When I didn't live in the city, there were always huntsman spiders in the house
Its called a fucking witches hat, you white dog

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Where do you work out
At the library

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Free.
vocaroo.com/1Mp6LGTosDF

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I don't listen to your vocaroos

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why don't you make one then

Laying down and also why would anyone want one?

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So we can hear what you sound like? Why else?
Don't be lazy, just get up.

I don't value people's opinions here

Why wouldn't you?
vocaroo.com/21e5pohIeXp

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Based Kokichi poster
Fine, I don't really care anyway.
Get off your phone and just rest or something.

is not loading on my side for some reason

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I'm on my tablet
I'll be sleeping soon anyway

Post voice or value retard's opinions?

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Fair point. Also do post. I'm curious.

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I see.
Welp, It's been great but I have to go now.
Goodnight Kokichi poster.

You'd have better luck when I'm on my computer
Byebye

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Pussy boy.

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and exactly what was that so post to be?

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Negro
Nah, I have no issues doing it. Just cbfed

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shut the fuck up shitronella

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I'm going to say the n word

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>the n word

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you do that

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OY TYRONE!!1 THE WHYTEBOI BE CALLIN US NIGGAZ

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Apegang rise up

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:)

Early morning niggas

GANG GANG

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(:

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Poggers

Good morning!! I hope you slept well ^-^

yup
you too timezonefren :)

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I didn't get too much sleep to be honest!! But what sleep I did get was nice :)
I just had some yummy tea 'u'
Have you eaten any breakfast? I never do that.

tea is gud.. I agree
not much, just some pasta salad and like two pears

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The girl you're posting is from that one vampire anime right? I've only seen the first season so far.
Pasta salad is pretty good :)
oooohhh pears are my favorite fruit. very juicy depending on how ripe they are.

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Does the N stand for nigger?

my favorite fruit is
MEAT!

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eh... not really interested in that show anymore I just have fun posting old pics
it is! with like mayo and paprika and pineapple and apple and egg and smol bacon bits :)
mhmm... mine are kinda hard sadly.... I still have like five of them left that im gonna put in the sun for a while a few days so they ripen up more, i like them soft & juicy too

check dm...

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that sounds really tasty!
I'd make some myself, but I'm too lazy and afraid I'll mess it up somehow.
I really like pasta.
ooh you have five of them? can you bring me some? Also, Is it windy where you live? It's very windy for me, stuff keeps blowing away outside.

hallo

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No fucking way this picture ended up on Cred Forums wtf. Also Marth wins the matchup 80/20

Is that your eyesight

It just now occurred to me that ever since I got the vr thing I have not played anything else on pc... kinda sad I need to catch up on that! :3


oh it's really easy just make pasta and throw the other things together with it in a bowl and stir and like let it sit in the fridge for a few hours and you're gud :3

I had seven until recently, and right now the wind has been insane. past few days there were a lot of warnings advising people to stay away from forests since trees will fall over or a falling branch may hit you. over here many smol trees are bent now, it was no tornado but it was a serious wind, biggg speed.

hallo my tomofren! gud evening/morning to you

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This are my dvd's that survived the fire (don't ask)
the hobbit (1977)
LOTR (extended box set)
never ending story
willow
Edward scissor hand
phantom of the opera (2004)
the crow
labyrinth
Highlander

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That does sound easy!
I'll make it sometime soon and let you know how it goes :)
Yeah there have been warnings here too!
I don't have a car or anything, I go by bike which is getting difficult.
No bent trees for me yet thankfully!
That would be very scary to see, I think 'n'

this is you
youtube.com/watch?v=Z-jBs16sNNs

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Oh no there was a fire?
Glad you're okay my friend!
You have lots of classics! very nice :)
An animated version of The hobbit? Interesting.
I haven't seen any Lotr movies, now that I mention it.
Edward scissor hands was a fun movie :)
Labyrinth! David Bowie played in that :) I never really listened to his music.

animated version of The hobbit is WAY more towned down the the movies

i think it has a G rating

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Thank you for the video my friend!
I really liked it :)
Very nice cheery song.
Yeah it's quite windy here but I shouldn't complain, there are people that have it worse than me.
Yeah I'd assume so!
Looks nice though :)
I don't think I'm going to watch it.
I really want to watch the normal movies, but I don't know if I have the attention span for that!

Dubs gets a vocaroo

glad to hear fren! report back when you do ye ye :)
I can imagine riding a bike with these wind speeds must be poop :< and kinda cold too.. I hope you at least have a gud jacket and scarf so it's not so bad
but ya.. the wind is insane right now even just driving one some country roads where there's just open fields around you you can really feel the wind push the car to the side °-°

anyways, im gonna go through yesterdays recording and do video stuff, bbl.

weak, not worth it is just voice, anyone has voice.

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ok question for all posters in this thread
what are your top 3 fave movies of all time

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Everybody does have a voice, but not everybody has this absolute beautiful instrument god gave me.

Do you have more?

Will do!
Yeah it's quite cold, but I wear gloves and two layers of clothing. :)
I don't have a scarf, I'm worried it'll look weird on me or something.
Wind strong enough to do that? Wow! that must be scary :(

I hope you have fun my friend! Hope I talk to you again soon!
Quite sorry my friend, I'm going to do something for a bit.
I hope it's not an issue for me to leave.
I'll see you again soon. :)

schizo

this is my voice

youtube.com/watch?v=O4SzvsMFaek

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What the fuck is going on in this image

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Your mother being impatient with me.

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this?
youtube.com/watch?v=4-tw6t4dXbc

Whats the easies way to get a 2d nigger waifu?

The M word

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mami

mom

doin ur mom

uncalled for

not me?

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No are you not hitler?

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Open your eyes I see

Your eyes are open

Wear no disguise

for me Come into the open

When it's cold outside

Am I here in vain?

Hold on to the night

cringe

There will be no shame

This is my waifu. Cutest there is and ever will be.

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Always,
I
want
to
be
with
you
And
make
believe
with
you
And
live
in
harmony,
harmony
oh
love

thats really funny i get it because its actually a boy drawn as a girl user... i ahahahahaa thats gay bro... its a boy... oh my god thats so funny

"Waifu"
More like "Fagfu" since you're a closet fag. You know it, I do know what you are.

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no

Yes. Yes. Why can't you behave? Onlestly this never happened.

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Scarf, sosu
Need buy.. think, cute look sometime
What color! Red think very common..

Cold time.. think not good wear warm time cloths, sosu

N, why here? Think... sleepy?
Nap good time, think

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idiot

no. no.

THIS ONE!
I CLAM
AS MY BEAR!

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its warm here

Why is ELA elite so gross tho I can't wait for caverias

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You mean, finding your sister in my bedroom? Now that you are sorry I love her more, and you'll wait. Like a painting...
Ask Faggotsoft. I'd rather have a WW2 one. No one gives a shit about "art" here but go ahead and ask the SJR Phara that's behind Siege stories nowadays.

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Bear? What mean, sosu?

Oh! Then.. think, not good idea scarf... if warm

Think that cloth better idea!
Not think comfort cloth though, sosu..

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akari faggots back at it again
imagine my shock
fuck off

is that Mai Shiranui
but ...
with clothes on?
is that a thing?

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It looks like Harley Quinn went to a My Chemical Romance concert

you are now MY stuffy.
only I am allowed to hold you and pet you
and Wove yous

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i don't have a sister, watch out friend, she may not be even real :(
yes, true.

You'll be the sister then.

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just be gentle with me user-san UwU

you know your not so post to !@#$ your sister

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Not hav partner! But think.. talk to comfy n bun lot, think they want warm too!!

Somtime it ok to expose belly, sosu
When warm.. help cool!

Think very sleepy, soon sleep sosu..

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sorry got distracted.

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e-expose belly? l-lewd! >////

i rap a blanket around myself then rap my arms around
sssssshhhhhhh

your a good sosu

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do you like comfy n bun

N, please don't rp here.

y?

rp is for other threads.

but all waifo threads are RP threads?
everyone posting in the waifo threads are RPing as there waifo?

every singel post i have use under the name {N}
i have been RPing.
i have always assumed everyone who "claims" a waifo or hisbo is claiming there character.

am i wrong?

if i am then what is the point?

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At least my boy blitz got a decent one fuck ubi tho.
Its momiji.
Agreed I TK any ela elites

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