>be me >17 at the time >beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him >pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me >have a younger sister, 16 at this time >my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone >announces that she's "seeing someone" >father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard. >few days later, brings the dude home >tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses >visibly nervous >my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom" >discuss for a few minutes >they go out >dad tells me "it isn't going to last" >sis comes home >announces it was "fun" >around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl >she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back >about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother >"We're not a thing anymore" >tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg >tell my father this >laughs uncontrollably >mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
That’s a shit story you autist. This is a real story, watch and learn faggots how an alpha does this > be me > be alone at house party, friend is doing drugs in bathroom or something, lose track of him >cute as fuck 9.9999/10 blonde in tight shorts sits right fucking down right next to me >make small talk because alpha >start making the out with inside even >be like “Holy fuck yes” >take her back to there but friend still inside >crazy all up in the over >over top even inside >”Oh fucking balls no” >blow my with her and doesn’t even use the other one, shit was cash >turns out that you could even go so far but what with the prefereed none could either >decide that even what couldn’t must you pretend that so >so much corroboration even >fucking came a second time mfw
you call even when to how many but if ever so. Get fucked. from your mom's pussy. seriously imagining even when or maybe not perpendicular towards mass equation. Your mom's a whore.
Carson Murphy
the old design didn't look too bad in this shot... wish i could say that for the rest of the trailer
>You don't understand doctor! The Russians are just a smokescreen for the REEL conspiracy! KILLary Clinton MURDERED Seth rich to hide the fact that he stole a physical server and dragged it to Ukraine to frame poor Putin and trump when it was the sorors clintons who RIGGED the election that they lost! China is in on it too with their climate change hoax!