When you wipe your ass do do it while sitting or standing?

cleaner by standing up and squeezing shit between your cheeks? just lean forward and wipe front to back.

the way you describe it its like a caveman stands up to scoop out bricks

Whipe once or twice while sitting
Finish standing

Can't get completely clean sitting down you filthy animals

>not wiping back to front

Crouch and spread

u dont stand up straight dip shit what a fucking retard

literally being replied to by actual down syndrome

u just sorta half squat and lean forward spread ur legs ur ass cheeks dont close up u dont go that tight come lick mine clean how about that

u can u just have to hold ur balls up and go back to front

also if u shit with ur pants on ur a madman

i dont wipe my ass I spray it with water because wiping shit off your skin isnt cleaning

i mean like not unhinging them from one of ur legs need that spread retards

do we have any non checkers? meaning you don't check the tissue to see if you're done or not

thats heracy might as well be playing russian roulette

i also smell to make extra sure

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*picks up, wipes, showers, waters, carrys to bed*
xx

How do you suppose this clown pulls it off?
Keeps Mitch and Lindsey nearby just in case?

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>waters

its not a fucking plant user

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bullshit. she lights up my life.

cmon guys lets keep this conversation to shit I'm really interested here guys

Standing wipe, bidet, standing wipe. My vowels are shit so this is the thing that works best for me

How I wipe

>Based user

Nutella sandwich crew reporting in. Always stand up, but I use wet wipes or a soapy ass flannel to get my bum squeaky clean.

Mmmm would love to wring those damp panties into my mouth.

thank god all these idiots reaching around like fuckin trolls squatting

Stand up, wipe with TP for bulk of shit, wipe with wet wipe to clean ass, clear any left over and excess moisture with TP. Done

Only water? You’re a dirty pig.

He has to be driven to a car wash 3 times a day.

>Sitting

Toilet seats are for faggots. I squat under a paper plate in the bathtub and dump the turds in the toilet. Then I stick my finger up my ass with a baby wipe and finger my anus until I clean my rectum.

This is everyone’s business and how convenient, if desired, you can lie down. In general, what a stupid question?

I stand up to wipe my ass

Kek

True man, or woman. This is the god. This wins all. Fucking water.

She seems like a vegetable to me my dude

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>When you wipe your ass do do it while sitting or standing?

Yes I do!

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Thats a nice asshole

Yes.

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Who the fuck stands to wipe?

lost
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Call me while you wipe your ass (720) 216-4349

Am I the only one who shits, wipes it back to front, looks at it, folds it and re-uses the wad?

c l o g g e d t o iLe t s

youtube.com/watch?v=CMkoHa08-Jc&feature=youtu.be&t=216

I wipe the bulk of the shit on my ass sitting down and then I stand up and wipe one more time to make sure there are no marks on the toilet paper.

I like to dip my tp in the toilet water to get it a little wet. I think it helps to clean and not rub my ass raw. I do this while sitting and leaning to one side.

I have wiped in a month. I just let the bidet do the work and us the dryer settings to dry my bung hole

>Sitting down of course,
>kind of animal stands up to wipe their ass?
So let me get this right.
You faggots reach down into the shit-filled bowl, 100% blind, hoping not to drag your knuckles through your steaming load, all the while leaning all your weight onto one buttcheek?
Then what? You just drop the paper into the bowl??
How do you know when you're done?
Or are you so ashamed of your body you just wipe three times, no matter whether that does the job or not?
Jesus Christ, how horrifying.
youtu.be/hsNKSbTNd5I

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>standing up and squeezing shit between your cheeks?
How fucking fat are you?

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Just what kind of retarded fuck does all that. I just half squat over the bowl and throw the tissue into the bin.

You are degenerate sick fucks.

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>go back to front
Oh the fucking retardation.
Why didn't your mother drown you when you were a baby?

Sitting down, back to front.
No remorse

>"How do you know when you're done"
Simple, I look at the toilet paper, if there is no shit, I'm clean

>Simple, I look at the toilet paper, if there is no shit, I'm clean
And if you're a dirty, infidel sit-to-wipe animal, you do what?
Pull the used wad of paper out from under one thigh, inspect, then push it back under your thigh??
I hope you get hit by a bus.

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i use the shower curtain, so standing

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Dirty muslim fag

Another dirty muslim fag

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Standing, I also wash my ass out at the tub and then clean the tub out

sitting.
front to back
I am a man of the highest moral probity

If you wipe your ass sitting down, does that mean your arm touches the seat?

Does anyone here not employ a wet cleaning stage to their bum cleaning routine? I can't stand the feel of crusty poop stains on my ass from just using dry toilet roll.

I wipe sitting down and like you, i want to describe the hardest ass wiping time of my ljfe.

> Cred Forums me
> break hand.
> wiping hand.
> not writing hand, so assume win.
> wrong. Wiping is twice a worse thing to lose.
> can not get left hand to maneuver up crack proper.
> have to shower after each time.
> Cred Forums me never prepared for the day...

dude use the other hand it's ok its 2020

>literally clean himself
>being called dirty by a literal ass wiping degenerate
kys

People that wipe while standing are the same people that walk around with shit on their crack and grundle and don't realize the smell is coming from them.

Mostly btards and Trumptards.

Wowo!

The U.S. has toilet paper everywhere. A lot of the world only has a flexible short water hose next to the toilet. It has a spray nozzle on it. No toilet paper. That saves them a lot of money.

He has someone wipe it for him. It's probably a "shit" job.

A lot of places around the world do not have any toilet paper available.

Standing because i'm a lard ass and it's too hard to wipe while in a squatting position.

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But not water lol

>100% blind, hoping not to drag your knuckles through your steaming load
What kind retarded ass toilets do you have? You'd have to shit like a fucking elephant to have a turd large enough to touch your hand while wiping.
>How do you know when you're done?
Couple of wipes and then finish with bidee or wetwipes like a normal civilized person (wetwipes are useful if away from home).

built in toilet bidets are literally at every toilet in my country, so I don't worry about shits. But I wipe the water while sitting like normal human beings.

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lean to the left side, wipe with wet wipes and then dry with tp.

This thread has 85+ replies talking about shit. Says a lot about this board.

wtf is this alien creation

Sitting for sure. I can get it clean that way. Otherwise when you stand up it smooshes all together and it'll never come clean