Itt: We all live in a house

youtube.com/watch?v=CMkoHa08-Jc&feature=youtu.be&t=216

That's it. I'm moving out.

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you know, we don't have to pretend, because we probably all DO live in a house

Hey calm down, the plumbers are here

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Jim, stop peeing in the sink

hey so that's my cum corner, i shoot most of my cum in that corner, so just be aware of that

Hey this is b house, where everyone can do whatever they want :)

*sneers* god I hate having to live with you people
Recedes back to room

>uuuggghhhhhh
>sorry for throwing up user, but i just learned that girls poop

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Which one of you dickweeds left the bowl winder in the john?

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hey guys i'm just going to rub my scrotum all over the couch

Oh hell no. You know the rules, get a jar like everyone else and put a lid on it.

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Motherfucker if you hate it so much, why don't you pack your shit and find somewhere else to live? I really fucking regret letting your bitch ass move in.

*knocks on door* hey can I come in?

It smells awful here.

Just let him be user, he's not feeling well.
*whispers*
From what I heard, his dad and his brother spit roasted his 5 year gf.

ROLL DUBS AND I'LL MURDER SUICIDE US ALL

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Most likely from the all-Male orgy we had last night.

I take a big fat shit in our weekly supply of doritos

I was wondering who kept doing that.

>drinks rest of milk
>put back in fridge

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I kinda... cummed... in you know

I'm not the resident Mexican here gringo. We've got someone to do the manual labor - Manuel. Sheesh. Someone beer me

*Cleans the house*

*Finishes cleaning*
Who wants to do trip in bed and watch ghostemane music?

>Stops you

No way Jose, you know the rules. Go downstairs and ask Marge if she's willing to give us some more.

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Aww man, I'd love to user but I got this thing going on and yeah, no sorry.

Tfw no GOD

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Thread highjacked. The house is now on fire and its OPs fault. Proceed.

Aight man :)
No females on the internet

GUYS HELP

Actually it was Ariana Grande that just entered the house naked and expected to get gangbanged.

Manuel's been gone for over a month user. He was deported after we sent him to the corner store for snacks.

FUCK! Is that toilet still overflowing? Get a damn bucket...

WHAT!? WHAT!? WHAT!? OH MY GOD WHAT!?

I'm ordering pizza for dinner. What you anons want?

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Simo the Communist

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OMFG GOD DAMN IT OP! CUM ON IT! CUM ON IT NOW!

Don't worry user, the firemen are here!

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Did we end up calling Domino's that night? I was probably drunk as shit. Damn, I could go for pizza now

Can i get some bat soup?

I want a kebob Pizza with sauce

Edgy Andy.

read my mind. get black olives as a topping user.

SOMEBODY TOSS THE CUM JARS!!!

FUCK YOU FYCKING MOTHER FUCJING FUCKER FUCKING FUCK

Imagine the smell...

Oh my God what the fuck John

Lost

John?

John doe SMH...

Hey user, I hope this is not an inconvenience for anyone but can we get gluten free? I swear this is better for everyone.

What the fuck who moved my toenail collection?

I need a bag of weed.

Maybe you shouldn't shove dragon dildos in the ass.

Shit, someone save the couch swing! My first hj with M.J. Rottencrotch was on it!

Anybody mind if I use the living room to reload ammunition?

>Imagine the smell...
There is no need to imagine anything, on friday nights we all take a whiff of the jars and then take a hit from a crack pipe.

No one replied to this so does that mean everybody's just cool with it? Id vote not for the record but democracy and all.

No bitches allowed!
Else I'm moving to the treehouse

Yes. I mind. Go outside you fucking cunt

Why is everyone so against the community cum jar?

>Crack
Bro I don't smoke flour

Rolling

STEVE IS GOING BANANAS

Because it's fucking disgusting and you're acting like a child.

It's chilly.

Cheese, of course

yeah I moved them into the garbage, it's probably at the dump by now that is if any of you guys took the garbage out

You're using THIS of all times to reload the ass cannon?! Are you mad??

Why would we vote against it? We all love Scrotum Scott and we're happy that he'd be willing to do us that service.

NO STEVE
OR ELSE I'LL TREEHOUSE.
TH
Also no Smiley's please

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anybody mind if i use the living room for my stupid twitch stream where i shove huge dildos up my ass with a tiny corner of the screen showing my character staying still in WoW?

QUICK! SHOVE A BUTT PLUG IN HIS ASS!

we can't stop him, we tried before it took 4 of us to hold him down and it seemed like he liked it

Stop the propaganda
It's fake.

Not my turn to deal with that. I'm too busy being the replacement labor since Manuel got nabbed by ICE

MORE CUM FOR THE CUM JAR *jerks you off aggressively, but in a non-gay way because i'm not gay*

SPBP

Fuck, now I gotta go through all the fuckin trash bags?

DOES ANYBODY MIND IF IS USE THE LIVING ROOM TO GO THROUGH SOME TRASH BAGS??

Which one of you dipshits keeps shooting his load on my bedroom doorknob

>Watches tons of BLACKED p0rn

There's a cat in the ceiling

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Dubs and the house is now under quarantine for chinkyvirus.

Who let the fucking chink in?

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user please keep it down, I have exams next week

Stop being female then

hey guys i'm starting a cult

so, long story short, who's gonna let me bang his girlfriend?

Whatever, share it with ass cannon Kyle. The room is nearly engulfed anyway. Can I have dibs on your porn collection?

Do we still write rent checks to moot?

Relax. Just stop eating vitamins and salad. Just eat meat and carbohydrates

IS THIS A *CAMERA* POINTED AT THE FUCKING TOILET?!

Just do it on top of the stove.

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Go ahead. She's worthless.

Cheers!
*Drinks GHB*

DDR came out with a home version to play? Looks bigger than it should

here let me just put on my favorite hentai of the living room TV and ill just turn it up ALL the way so that the neighbors can DEFINITELY hear us

Alright since you fuckers won't let me use the living room I'm using the stove for the next couple hours.
I'm not letting any of you shoot my AR15 tho.. jerks.

What shirt should I wear on Tuesday? Hmm

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Dubs gets a brojob. No homo. Hell, who am I kidding? Every post gets a brojob, totally homo

Hey you guys got a minute to discuss Bernie Sanders?

Honestly, we should have really thought it through when we purposely called ICE and had them wait for him before he got to the corner stone, but we were all so high and not thinking of the consequences.

Why is the basement door locked?

put your dick away user, i will not warn you again

Would you be this cowgirl, getting fucked by a beast with a huge dick?
videos.hentaifox.com/kowaku-no-toki-episode-1/

It wasn't locked they were just assuming

who’s been using mah penis pump?

*whispers* I think that's where Scott is keeping the good stuff

No sir, you know the rules. In this house we don't discuss politics. Everyone that breaks that rule has to take it in the ass by everyone in the house. This is your first and final warning.

U need to squeeze it more. Masturbate man. It can grow to 7"
Let it bleed and recover. Masturbate again. Repeat

No, I live in an apartment.

Anyone been back to Lowe's to check on new arrivals?

The door is clearly locked.

do you know where he keeps the key?

I'll see you on Tuesday frfr

It wasn't fucking locked man.
It was the Hinge slapping against the door.

If you put hentai, it'd better be something that everyone is willing to watch.

Im going to set the house on fire by cooking a bag of popcorn for 45mins.

Meme food.

Rumor has it that he wears it around his neck like a locket from his long, lost lover...

If dubs I set the bathtub on fire.

Porn at a time like this?! Does the house burning cause no alarm? Whatever, calling dibs on the space under the couch swing to sleep tonight

A trap was made
A trap... For birbs
Now in Disney 3D
birb trap :3
Featuring gangbang

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user, this ain't the first and last time the house will be on fire. You're so tense, take it easy and take a hit from my crack pipe.

Pizza is here

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It's actually DMT.
Don't burn the crystals idiot!

hye guys i have this great new prank where you go up to someone unsuspecting and then you gently rest your balls on their shoulder

we could film a youtube video come on bros itll be great bros

Lol, that's a cute dog user. Do you mind if I have sex with it?

Yeah, maybe. I guess not seeing Manuel's gf doesn't help. She gave great massages ;)

I'd rather drink my own piss than a glass of beer.

hey are there any strip clubs around here that employ traps exclusively? if not, i'm moving out right now

I mind if you fuck animals.

*rubbing my cock on the door mat*

I miss the slap

*takes a hit of crack*
What if we did prank where we all overpowered a well built 6ft guy and took turns resting our balls in his face. That shit would be real funny bro lol

What about animal on animal action?

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user i-

Does anyone have a gun I could borrow?

Stop eating or die

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Take a deep breath and breathe manually and very very fast.

Check with Kyle. He's in the kitchen loading ammo on the DDR machine

user wtf are you doing? You know we all put our feet on that thing. Go wash your cock and lay down on the living room.

hey guys im gonna make a cardboard cutout of futa Hayley, is it cool if I put it in the garage for now until I can make space in my room?

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Obviously Morgan Freeman raped you.

Thanks user

HEY KYLE LET ME BORROW YOUR GUN YOU FUCKIN STINGY JEW

Do it at your own risk, if anyone cums on it that's on you.

Eat some salt man. The spice-salt.
It'll calm your nerves

Fine. Keep an eye out for a toenail collection. Steve's I think. Nevermind my corner project

Remember guys tonight I get the bedroom. Linda and I are seeing a movie and I got a good feeling! :)

Makai Kishi Ingrid episode 3 bro, they force the girls to eat cum out of a bowl, ORC CUM

Drink salty water and eat more meat.
Also shut the fuck up about the eyes

because you're a faggot

If you drink bud light its essentially the same thing.

Did the pizza ever get here? I'm starving!

don't try to frot with the cutout, papercuts on the ding dong are no fun trust me

Stay out of the garage and don’t touch my tools!

videos.hentaifox.com/makai-kishi-ingrid-episode-3/
The difference between capitalism and communism is that communists know they are going to hell, hence why they are evil.

Yeah I know.
Sure why not man. Peace.
Don't drink beer.
It's mostly just piss components anyways
If you're too fat you gotta eat your own shit

Gaben your brother!

WHO THE FUCK HOT GLUED MY FIGURE?

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Why the fuck are there so many traps?

this is a futa house, we don't allow traps in here. they have to go the shed.

Me from the future
I did it inside of a dream like the dimensions unseen to men

Look man, if you're planning on having sex please be sure that Linda is okay with having multiple partners at once because the rest of us might not hold back. Just letting you know.

Shut the fuck up niggers, I can't shitpost with you faggots being so loud

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He was a triple agent. You sold your daughter for the money and you feared death. That's why you were blessed.

Get the fuck outta the basement Scott! Whatever you're hiding, we want in! Asshole!

aiight stick em up whitebois

which wunna u gonna get pounded

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Alright that's enough, don't surprised if you find cum all over your dakis tommorow.

Homosexual!

I have no Dakis
God will punish your brainwashed body and mind

"I'll pick up the beer cans later. I swear"

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No, please no. We promise we'll have the rent money by next week. We swear!

If you're going through all the trouble, use that to feed the fish. Forgot to go to the store this weekend

He couldn't get high anymore and refused to believe in angels hence he got his dick bit off.

user, uWu.

I need a change.

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I really, really, really, want the blacks to leave.

His GHB brainwash didn't work because it didn't access certain areas of the brain.
He was molested as a child. Raped over and over again by capitalist agents

Not it. Why the fuck do we still let Kevin live here?!?!

I will pay the rent with my body, Daddy!

You have to call me princess, though.

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Money is money
Power is power
Money isn't power

Kevin pays half of the rent and bills, all he asks of us is to change his diapers and get in on the role playing.

Everything is about sex except sex.

Sex is about power.

Also, I'm slitting my hand veins and killing myself. This has gone too far. Bye.

Don't care. His trustfund daddy is good and all but I'm tired of burping the fucker. Eat a fucking salad Kevin!

Fuck off, Norton, nobody understands the shit you rant about. That's why you live in the crawlspace.
>INB4 It's not a crawlspace.
You're 3'7" Norton, it's a fucking crawlspace.

This is what they don't want you to know about the internet.
Cred Forums/b/ is the first website created.
The whole internet is going to collapse when Cred Forums reaches all 999999999. Blackout. The end.

guys don't tell user it was me who stole the penis off his cutout, I needed it

did you have to shit on the toilet seat

Listen
>gmb4889
You can eat a turd sandwich and stop believing that you're going to heaven. Your family is dead. He is greedy.

Hey guys, my sister is coming over and I would appreciate if you guys kept your hands off her.

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Hey, m'dudes.

My GF Rosalita wants to move in, she's down for gangbangs and all kind of wild shit, is that cool?

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It's too loud to fully enjoy my scat porn. Everyone shut up.

Shut the fuck up Arthur
Take your meds

Please don't do that in the livingroom; you will scare off the pedo's little girlfriends..

Where does that Asian come from huh?
Unbelievable!

That’s it, I’m taking a bath! Fuck everyone and I need some bath salts

Okay seriously who keeps drinking my fucking wine?

I was using a spacebag as a pillow, and woke up and it was fucking empty again. It's not my turn to give plasma so there better be a fucking drink or I'm going to murder one of you

Ask Scott. He’s hiding something in the basement. If you ask me, he’s running a bar down there and making bank

His mother was a stripper. They used to strip down there.
One time the baby got on stage and nobody said shit

WE HAVE A FUCKING BASEMENT?

The house used to be a strip club. They imprisoned Hitler's lovers and killed children

Gap nak gapakajah
No shol va krop da romgan

I made dinner, guys

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Oh I don't care about that I just want some fucking vodka. I can't find my shoes, so wish me luck

There's a point to everything.
That time has passed.
It's ending.
The Corona virus turns people into zombies
That's why bong Kong is closed off.
DUA LIPA IS INFECTED WITH ZOMBIE DISEASE

STOP STOMPING
I CANT HEAR MY PORN WHEN YOU STOMP AROUND

I created the virus.

God, how long was I passed out for?

It's November, right?

It's February 2020
Do you miss your limbs?
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA thanks scott

Guys, I can't find Doctor Rockington. Anyone seen where I put him?

You mean to tell me you've been comatose in the basement all this time? Hope those strippers were worth it.

The toilet has started fighting back what the fuck

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I keep telling Kyle to quit boobytrapping shit around the house. Fucking gun nut!

If he sold me the worst spice and the strongest acid to kill me easily and cheap, then how am I alive?

A plastic pig in the ass to you all

Now kill yourselves or suffer

The crusades of Christianity were against cannibalism. Unfortunately everyone turned into cannibals and blood drinkers in the heat of battle.

Stop touching my goddamn poop sock!!

Life was a trial. Like the sperm in the vagina on the way to the egg.

ITT: We all live in a society

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Eyyy homie I'm back bitch! Y u didn't bring the car around the back homie? They fucken got me man!

Anus

Vato! Man, you came back for us eh? I'm sorry but I passed out that night hombre. Glad they didn't rough you up. Did they ask you about Dave?

Ehheheheh no homie! When they ask who was with me I say "your girl" man, they didn't like that! I got a one two to the face, homie!

But not someone's bitch right, ahaha?! Tell me, you still got a stash of the good stuff somewhere bro? I could use it when doing the lawn yaknowwhatimean? ;)