Celeb thread™

celeb thread™

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first

I'm not Lauraanon, or what do you mean?

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right in my "frt" finger, that's 60% of what i posted before any of you dipshits.

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i want you to witness rhe depth of my dedication, or my "girth" if you will.

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You asked me who would sleep next to me if Dua wouldnt be there :p

the fuck did you do

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Oh, good choice :D

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>disgusting finger
>disgusting keyboard
disgusting YOU!

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Also I dont want to destroy your thing with Dua :)

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ugly

going to go pick up some food, anyone need anything

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Well, it's just dreams, I can’t deprive you of them.so I will not be offended

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But dat ass

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waiting on doordash now

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I know but just how you talk about her and your dreams makes we smile so I will dream about someone else :p

I want day ass

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A bride clone please

Should I stroke it to mommy Liz's bikini later tonight?

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yeah im hungry

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> See list of New Imageboards. Full list...

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don’t worry if you like the dua, you can dream about it, I’ll fine)

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Did mdib user come to terms with the fact that he was mistaken?

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I'll have a furburger and some thighs

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haha thanks.
I'm off to bed.
see you later

Good night, sleep tight :3

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Is that Billie Irish ?

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No lmao noah cyrus

did you stick your finger into a blender or sumthin ?

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trans?

stabbed it by accident

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damn that sucks dude

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i was wondering if my keyboard was gross by anyones standards

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meh, missed all bones, tendons, and major nerve things

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No

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ayyy lemme suck that finger

i was hoolding something so my hand was almost in a fist if anyone's wondering how that worked

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Nice.

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Dang

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Finger wounds often suck, hope it heals well.

looks like one of them airbrushed license plates heh

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You just reminded me I need to put my stickers on, thanks.

Duanon, what is your native language?

thanks, dude. that finger has taken a beating over the years

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Hopefully it heals fast
I mean.. hahaha faggot, chop it off properly next time
But for real, feel better soon

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I want to keep my location,
but if it matters to you, I'm white:D

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Oh, Emma!

That is okay, I didn't mean to pry, I don't care whether you're white, I was just curious

Of course

Ages ago I got my hand caught in weed trimmer. Nothing too deep but a fucking ton of small cuts, really ripped my left hand up. Took forever to heal since you use it so much.

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Aren't you comfortable talking to me?:c I know my english is not perfect

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heh mebbe it does a little

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I just put mine on yesterday.....weird. also poast pic of your desk I wanna see how much of a filthy animal you are :D

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I was also wondering your native language. For the record your English is fine, can just tell you learned it as a second language.

Goodnight weirdos

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Just imagine 2 monitors, a water bottle, a bunch of random shit I got for christmas/my birthday, and some wadded up paper towels.

Goodnight bish

you're right
Good night
youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk

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post a pic or you're an ugly dirty manchild faggot

i'm kinda lucky in that respect, even when i fell off my bike or something i always try to go left because i'm right handed and i want to keep doing stuff and i somehow get it right (as in correct, my left side of my body is frigged cause i'm an idiot)

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Your English is very good, I was only curious if it was your second language because of how some things are phrased

>you're an ugly dirty manchild faggot
Accurate

the chinese/vietnamese think they are white lmfao

Nice socks

God damn

Oh, fuck!

I've never gotten any super serious injuries. I got a concussion once and still get headaches from it I guess. Once I got a staph infection and that sucked, think I got it in my blood eventually. Memory of that is hazy I was very sick for a long time and was younger.

Why did you decide that I am Chinese?
this is not true, lol

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OH EMMA

goodnight bozo ly

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post pic of your arm then

I would have guessed eastern Europe

she is dripping with sexy

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who's chinese?
that one looks like something Steven Seagal would wear circa 1992. glasses included. don't get me wrong I'd rock em both. jus sayin kek

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i forgot all of your orders

sory

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yeah, i've seen some nasty staph infections and mrsa, luckily never got it, not even when i was incarcerated and a few people in the same pod as me got massive mrsa bumps and one of them i played cards with daily

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FUCK OFF MIDGET

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Yeah those fucking sores you get are brutal. I cringe thinking about them to this day.

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duanon is

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ok boomer

STAN LOONA'S HERE

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Pumping hard for goddess Emma!

old and bold

Yes, somewhere there, closer to the center, but it's a secret :)

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I want to stick my dick in there

Rude...

she pulls off some interesting looks

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I want to lick that smooth armpit.

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you said czech one time right?

Holy smokes

yo mama

me too user, so horny for warm wet Katy mouth

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kys

No, or maybe yes..
but most likely not,
Is this important to you?

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I am stroking it for Katy

corly is a faggot
that is all

I want to bust all over her chest.

cocks out for katy !

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he's a French Laotian ackshually
nothing like a little February heroin chic

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CORLY'S HERE

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I'm sorry duanon, I did not mean to cause everyone to ask questions, it was an innocent wondering of mine

kys

>french asian is white

it was pretty good trrhough

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cozy Dua thinking about cup of coffee

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God, I just want to cum all over that inviting tongue.

>corly is a vietcong
saw this coming from a mile away

>that lapse
yikes

What did you get?

anyone wearing lingerie as clothes is thinking about one thing... dicks, lots of dicks, dicks of many sizes and colours, dicks from all over the world of men

mf spaghetti

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It's you again
i don't know what are you talking about
all is well: 3
I still thank you for your sparring partner dreams

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mmm sliding inside mommy katy's warm eager mouth. getting milked by those gorgeous lips

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Right here bich

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Cred Forums never forgets a face once its posted

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I could use some of that right now

she's so perky and pale

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He thinks you're me since I post Dua.
This is true.

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Madonna - Like a Virgin
just for the record I have no idea what he is lmao. French Laotian just sounded cool

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no wonder he likes carly rae jepson he has the same exact nose as her

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That random Asian is still better looking than you, midget. Kys

oh fuck kris10

Good, mouth centric posts

I am a beautiful Aryan specimen.

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>calls anyone who doesnt like him midget

seething

mmm I feel my balls tightening, I can almost imagine those lips around my cock. I want mommy Katy to relieve me of my load.

just because you post a girl doesnt make you them, retard. and that bitch looks half asian to me

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you're right, it never does

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>I... I... I am not midget guys, I swear
Kys midget

Literally an Übermensch.

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goodnight

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Wait wait wait, you're telling me Corly isn't actually Carly Rae Jepsen? Fuck I gotta update the wiki.
That's ME baby.

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use mommy's katy's holes to unload, she love to help her boys

Sleep tight Geegers.

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forgot my pic im so horny

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ofc you arent carly, idiot
you just want to be her for some reason, its really sad

why doesn't he love you?

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I am so close to releasing my seed all over that sexy face and chest.

Damn, that's news to me.
Good question, I mean look at me! They've got a picture of me next to "lovable" in the dictionary.

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Oh boi

ha

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it was pretty solid ngl

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I hope you do not pay attention to him)

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I cannot resist her

Oh don't you sweat me! I'm an unstoppable steam locomotive of positive attitude.

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why'd you try and say you were from Ohio then? don't you remember when I saw the .de daneboi? btw how's the weather in Saigon tonight Chang?
>he thinks Argentinians are white
stay mad Machu Pichu Man Randy Sadness ya souf lovin cunt
>anglos internally BTFO

-t. onevodkaandcigareetplzman :-DDD

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same

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I am glad to hear it

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I am sorry I do not speak Chad. I am from the majestic and beautiful state of Ohio tho.

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My vibes absolutely CANNOT be killed.

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Don't stop

Then keep posting her for us to enjoy

ohio is the shittiest state in the entire country

>the absolute state of corly

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this guy has killer vibes, confirmed

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she's *almost a woman

samefagging as if we dont know its fucking corly
the absolute state of babsnon

>being jealous of the heart of it all
I feel sorry for all the non-Ohioans out there.
Absolutely LETHAL.

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>Call corly a faggot loser
>corly says you're just jealous
>every
>time

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Oh BOI

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I bet your state doesn't have a giant basket now does it?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Longaberger_Company

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Naughty user, go on

so like we all know corly stole brideanons girl right? We havent forgotten about that have we?

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>gets called out by anons
>changes the subject
>the absolute state of corly

I've been studying him ever since he came to these threads and putting all the pieces together this is the most accurate portrait of what I think he looks like.

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no worries, brides self-cleaning

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Would bang

he posts everyone's girl

i saw your vibes rip a man clean in half once

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No sir, we are still talking about the gorgeous state of Ohio.
Damn, you got me.

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Damn what a badass

I-I-I know I deserve t-t-t-to be shot th-through the head...

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>corly still samefagging in his own defense like always
grow up

Nowhere is safe.

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ah dang
she's a woman through and through

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hot af tbh

:P

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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So now that the dust has settled, does anyone know how Pix died?

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we know its you corly the armpit faggot

M-M-Most m-m-m-m-men can o-o-o-o-o-only g-g-g-g-get a l-l-l-l-local beauty...

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pix the paki? we figured out he was paki and he doesnt dare post anymore now after the fact

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Same tho

T-This i-i-i-i-i-i-is something th-that's o-only a-a dream...

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Can I ask you a question?

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free to ask but no promise on an answer

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qt

>corly thread
>everyone leaves
really makes you think

lol
can almost guarantee his ears are burning now and he will show up. the real question is where tf is neeners? did he sodoku on his sword or what?

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If you could choice between having kris10 jerk us off simultaneously or us jerking each other off while she watches and rubs herself, what would your choice be?

r u coomin

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why dont you like pix?

See

Pix is always watching

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jealousy

Want to say something nice about her? :3

Unlikely, he wasn't here Friday or yesterday, something's up. I don't think I've seen Neeners since weeks.

No, I just like her butte. :]

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i prefer vidz

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her jerking us but both work

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Who?

you just made my fucking night

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intellectual_disability

Don't steal my shtick you worthless piece of shit.