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Lol op is gay

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Not funny

You would think that before drug law was so tight, people would have access to more effective alternatives... Were people just that ignorant? Will I be considered ignorant in the future?! I NEED THE GLUE

Drug laws when that was published were plenty tight, and glue is way less expensive than alternatives
SNNIIIIFFFFFF

Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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Imagine the smell.

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>Be OP
>Be massive faggot
>Create ylyl
>Post garbage tier shit
>Go back to sucking cock

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yo wtf

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youtu.be/11vc8knKlSU
Give this a suckle

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I sniffed glue when i was in school if we couldn’t get anything else
Great but short lived high
Fucking lucky i didnt have a heart attack

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What in the gosh darn heck

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furry shit, didn't read

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Exactly what do you find satisfying about posting this in every ylyl thread? Do you have some deep seated desire to be fisted? Is it a cry for help?
I’m genuinely intrigued user, tell me why you insist on this behavior.

>2 years old meme
fucking kys

What's he making in there

This thread fucking sucks.

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nice FEET

Feet nice.

Sweet feet.

That’s so me lol

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i usually chuck in 2.5 secs at the sight of scat.. but that was oddly interesting.

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this

I feel bad for em.

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Didnt read, just read last sentence, "You learned one thing though. they sure are bigger in Texas" I can tell this is gonna be cringe thank god I didnt read it fully.

Oh man I can't wait to rape a FAT WOMAN, oh man thats just the most prime shit I can think of. Nono not a woman jogger thats in shape, probably rich and hot. Nono not someone atleast 200 pounds lighter. Nono.

nice feet

love em

No joke, I am hooked on her feet, even more than the "23.jpg" girl.

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Lost

You shouldnt make fun of Gary Busey for his head injury

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Fucking had me until I seen the kid.

>confusing "encircled" with "orbited"

but yeah, no one would rape that fat bitch unless they were niggers.

You can't even see the bottoms of the feet.

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how

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While I hate their movement, a lot of people sexually abused, especially at a young age, put on weight or act in a manner to make themselves sexually unappealing.

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this is actually a problem in the philippines, poor kids huff glue to not be hungry.

Kek

I hope he divorced.

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Kids should be stealing from the local coconut farms.

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i just wont flush, fuck

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You live to keep reposting this in every ylyl thread don't ya.

Looks like wolf head, so it doesn't matter.

If you post this again it's gonna be considered spam you bitch. Not a funny story. Stolen from elsewhere, boring, reposted, retarded, belongs in the trash, chemo patient,

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Some kid in my kindergarden class sniffed glue and offered me a sniff then the class watched tom and jerry in the hallway and it was rad

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Fuck Muslims. Don't know why.

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KEK

Cool to know someone sawed a wolf's head off though

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lips pout the walls fall out red rose grows as the walls unfold my lapse

I've wondered how this would work. Source?

This is literally the fucking plot of Dickie Roberts: Child Star

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Fucking godless barbarians
Nuke the lot of them

neat feet

Me when I see .

really ? cant say i have seen that one

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I'd watch this

when will he learn...

Had to mass kill them due to bird flu.

Lost when the bulldozer came zooming by

agreed

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I don't really have a good sense of humor, so I post this over and over to shock people. Now that I have typed out a reply, I am starting to think that what I've been doing is a little stupid. I'm sorry.

tru, neo-boomer stuff

I actually feel bad for laughing at this but in my defence it was only for 25 minutes

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Who did he play, r2d2?

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loled at the fawning story over a couple of pedophiles raising a kid

I’ve seen the video with sound its pretty bad
Really wasn’t expecting to hear men groaning in pain like that
I wont lie i didnt sleep the night i watched it

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i gotta have more of her, do you have the rest of the set?

me on the right
why x_X

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lost to this silliness

She looks so fertile! I would fuck her in a heartbeat.

Jesus

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a homosexual laying its eggs

Kek

just what in the fuck is that

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SHUT UP YANK ITS YOUR PRESIDENT THAT IS FUNNY NOT OUR TOP NOTCH PRIME MINISTER

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Everyone's too focused on the sphincter worm to ask the real questions like "Where did this man get Australian Nikes"

join my fucking minecraft server or your mother dies in her sleep ip is gayrape.tk version 1.12.2 and yes, cracked accounts are allowed

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Ironicly it's trumptards and mudslimes who are holding us back.

Hahahahaahahaha

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> top hat loicense

To be fair, you'd have to be a pretty big cuck to be white and march for black causes.

Ha

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not needed now these days we just have to pay 200 bucks a year tv licence to fund the bbc

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but thats what liberals are

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Truth.

This thread is shit.

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and after 2 very short lived quality tier ylyl threads have come and gone. We're back to shit tier ylyl that makes Facebook meme pages look good.

How Cred Forums has fallen

I mean if anything that is just interesting. I've been browsing Cred Forums on and off for about 8 years now and I'm a nurse so nothing really freaks me out anymore.

but its not about marching for black cause , its about taking responsibility you privileged bigot!

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Yep.

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gross, look a those fake nikes

Pasta this stale should come with unlimited salad and breadsticks.

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god you can hear this image

>"FACKIN' 'ELL MATE WHERE ME FACKIN' CANZ"

Prolapsed anus.

oh purrrrrlease Cred Forums always sucked

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fuck off yank and where is my trade deal ?

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Does any have the image of the woman with a tail captioned it's fine until a curious toddler pulls it and clean up on isle 3 is announced. Or something like that.

Lulled hard

>"Aw HELL naw dog!"

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The porn sucked m00t fucked m00t.

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yup you just gotta change the narrative and they lose the thread

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>Soccer
They know this isn't a game where you use your hands yeah?

You are retarded if you cant recognize this as satire

to tell the truth i often worried about moot

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hmm, nope

moot is GAY and he's not here anymore to stop me from saying it

Fake as shit. Seven news is nonsense

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my nigga

he would never ban you for saying that

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Based

Opiate bowel syndrome
Basically you take too much opiates and the structural integrity of your bowel fails until you stop.
Dont do narcotics kids

>causalities

:'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''')

Alright.. but why is he doing that in public and recording it?

Hitler did his in like 6 years and stalin got his done in about 30.why are the muslims so inefficient. Also what's christianity's count?

eh ?

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Apology accepted user
We love you (((((((hug))))))

samefag samefagging his shit post

>whatabout
The difference is that Christianity has reformed and doesn't continue this shit, at least not anywhere near like they used to

Islam is the Arabic word for submit not much in the way of original thinking in the Muslim world

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God you're pathetic.

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It's called rugby you braindead mutt

>I wish my country had cool sports like yours

Sauce?

A few years ago it seemed like we were seeing these Islamic terror attacks every week. Haven't seen any reported like this in a while. What happened?

3 of the largest terrorist groups in Africa until very recently were Christian and most of the major cartels currently are outwardly Christian. Add in the KKK, aryan brothers, etc... and you'll see why what you just said is nonsense. As to why Islam has more issues today its because while only a small percentage of global followers are violent when your sect is almost 1/3rd of the planets population that small percentage is still a fuck load of people. It's a commonly known fact that the vast majority of ISIS's victims were muslims they killed for not worshipping their way.

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I have a genuine question to you, Muslim poster.

Does posting these kinds of memes make you laugh at all or do you just like to post them in whatever thread to fuck up the flow of things like Plankton with his Tuba?

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Literally the only smart thing he’s ever said

>Islam has more issues today
That's my point. I understand the percentages. But the truth of the matter is, Islam is causing more trouble than Christianity.

>projects her own tumblrisms onto supposed attackers

#BelieveWomen

donald j mother fucking trump

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>muh technically illegal
Sure, let's just leave everyone to die.

A fabulous christmas hole

No its about self righteous virtue signalling. You dont honestly care about any of that stuff. You just care about your own image. If you did, you would support real facts and actively do physical work to improve real issues and pass real laws as well as contribute to movements that may hurt topically, but benifit in the long run. Like telling you you're fat and need to lose weight before type 2 takes your toes and eye sight. You would march against that as fat shaming.

fucking kek!

No Christian's blowing up buildings

Might want to tell that to Timothy McVeigh...

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>the most recent Christian bombing I can think of was nearly a quarter century ago

1
Versus fucking thousands

Do you know what statistically insignificant means? One can be a case of being a nutcase. But when you got thousands over a long time you have a different issue.

Kys

That's the aftermath of the attack on the French people celebrating Bastille Day in Nice 2016, using a lorry as a weapon and killing dozens.

Lost

What's the story behind this one?

You mean the guy who said he was agnostic, and wanted simply to strike against the government?

That “Christian”?

You dumb fuck.

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God he sucked. I'm glad hes gone

lost

Sand nigger drove truck thru crowd. Somewhere in Europe. Germany or France I think.

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Lost

it was nice

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Gay pride parade

In this community apparently nobody even knows what a meme actually is. I find it frickin' vexing. Everybody just thinks it's a picture with a funny caption. That's just friggin' image manipulation, my dudes. A meme "is an idea, behavior, or style that spreads from person to person within a culture" according to WikiPedia and it intentionally rhymes with gene, cause it's kind of a commonly shared information in a community. So about 99% of people here posting something and flavouring it a "meme" are actually just shitposting, cause their thing hasn't spread at all yet.

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Shouldn't that be the other way around?

You should say NO to goat semen.

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another unfunny ylyl thread. might as well go back to banana posting fucking niggers.

This is the first meme advertising that made me forget he was a corporate oligarch bent on fucking me, not getting fucked. Even if only for the second. Thanks, i forgot what a fucking straight boy, girl fucker this hetro-normative Pusssmasher he is.

F

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend".

It was an event outside a german porn theater.

They stopped reporting it. Don't be racist, Nigel.

>community
gotta be pasta

Hes just the top, you want the list of abortion clinic bombings or are you too busy being autistic?

Same. What the fuck is wrong with me that something so simple gets me kekin'.

Because of numbers. If 1% of the world is retarded and you have 1/3rd of the population therefore you have more retards

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Interpol has been cracking down and Europe increasingly grew its surveillance operations.

Added your content to the ban archive.

The reason Mr Tarrant went on his mission. Remember ebba aklund

nice feet

>wtf

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Regret to inform
google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2013/dec/10/queensland-paedophile-peter-truong-sentenced-for-30-years-jail

>multicultralisum

Stay in school, kids.

This thread has been pretty awful tbh

YES

fucking hilarious

nature is amazing

tfw no stinky Cred Forumstard gf

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That's a foam party!!

>ask a muslim woman how she feels
>she immediately looks to her husband, who answers for her by upselling your some zaatar to go with your tabbouleh

I don't know what's going on but this the cutest shit

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No whities in Wakanda...

He looks really into it here, full hip motion, kinda suspect.

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who the fuck still has pubes?

They don't really go that bad do they? I'd assumed it was an "art" thing

said the same 3 hours ago

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pfft… okay femboi...

Sure, most illegal immigrants are on the verge of death in their home countries.....
Oh yeah, almost forgot the cutesy green text
>muh muh muh, muh muh muh

Carmelo's

Its just a clump of cells

Ok boomer

Nice combo, mate.

Fucking awesome

Old pasta is old

kek

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hahahaha, you sweet summer child

you could literally paste the same sexual text on a presidential campaign for your mum

Me one hour after I shave them all.

This shit is dumb and old

FAKE AND GAY

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What's up with that Nike swoosh?

Sure go ahead, list em.

this was pasta before pasta existed

whos that cuck on the right? ik ive seen that dumb face before

hahahahhahaahahhaha fucking good one

It's a beached whale that they're trying to keep wet so it doesn't die

I hadnt seen it yet, so thanks for apparently continuing to post it. I do not think I find it funny, but I did chuckle, so fuck it, do what you want.

way to get ostracized for life

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What the fuck is this real. Keked

>be me
>be a faggot with no life
>decide to make some unknown people mad
>post the same shitty story every fucking day, like I live here
>my dad sees it
>tells me I'm a fucking moron with no future
>10 years passes
>mum comes up to change my diaper because I no longer leave the room
>she sees that I browse Cred Forums again
>threatens to tell dad
>I say I don't care
>dad comes upstairs, tells me to delete my posts
>I refuse
>he tries to delete them himself but he can't delete posts this old
>he says he will lock me in the wardrobe for 12hours if I post that story one more time
>I do it before he finish his sentence, because I always have my story under ctrl+v
>my dad locks me in the wardrobe
>don't care much about it, all I think about are them replies my post receives right now
>hear mother weeping downstairs
>mfw my parents don't understand my priorities
>mfw my dad thinks he predicted my future because he locks me in a wardrobe

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November

Made me laugh harder than anything else on this shit thread

Hi girl, is this OC? Do you also like milk and cookies?

This real?

All the mean kid's in my class sniffed glue. They had retard rage.

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