Post you're job, age, salary

Post you're job, age, salary

>Professional pizza box folder, 42, $75k

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Low voltage field tech. 22, $24k

Parasite, 23, $0

Sex Machine. 18. For a fee.

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you're job, age, salary

Minecraft server developer, 25, 300k+

imagine being a wagie

Substitute teacher
29
$20k
I honestly love it, despite the shit pay.

Insurance, 32, 80k

Locomotive mechanic
Just under 100.000usd yearly

Executive assistant
27
$32k + bonuses

Heavy equipment tech, 40, $23/hr

Twitch Streamer/Content Creator
20
$12k
IT'S FUNKY TIME

>you're

CNC Operator, 34, $21.25/hour

>school,12,$0

imperator, 29,

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what cnc?

Mortgage Surveyor, 26, $38k

Construction quality assurance
$25 an hour

Mine uses a laser to cut PCD

Billionaire, 17, $35k

CEO small software company, 30, $85k plus lots of stocks

0,27,0

Supply chain engineer, 36, $160k American

NCCR Pipe fitter, 24 ,130K.

Farmer, 22, 36k to 40k depending on how much I work. If I trade commodities usually I make an extra 5k a year.

Industrial Maintenance Mechanic, 29, $96,000

Warehouse, 39, 19.36 hr, 46k a year with overtime and bonus.

marketing analyst, 33yo, US$ 3,00 (R$10,00) - Yeah, I know. Brazil =/

>Sales associate, grocery store bagger
>21
>19k

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Task analyst/technical writer. 33. 60k

Aircraft loader
£12.50/hour

UK

I hope you didn't go into debt in college for that. I can get you a no degree, no GED job that pays better than that.

Fireplace salesman
42
30k

first officer airbus a320

€3000 month net

Unemployed.
24.
I finished University a year ago. I had temp job for three months. Been on the dole since.

Preschool teacher, 25, 25K

What grades do you like best? I teach pre-k but was about to get my sub license until that job came through (I had given up on applying but a place I interviewed a month earlier called me up).

Consulting
33
185k base pay

why? who the fuck are you? none of ur fuckin business asshole, go fuck urself

I have college degrees but no debt. I'm working on getting a job in my field, but this job is paying the bills until then.

"your" you ignorant hillbilly

Assistant is often a great ladder into the corporate world. The catch is that you need to be smart and a bit lucky.

I and many that I know hire assistants often as a screening for low management position.

Just as good chance of getting good people as hiring straight from college, but you pay them shit as you test them and if you promote them they are loyal as fuck

Hospital IT consultant
33
135k

IT help desk manager
62 years old
$95K a year

Guy hired in my company as the CEO's assistant. He has been promoted up to the head of US expansion now within 3 years. Dudes a lucky but smart fuck.

Paramedic, 25, $19K

Airplane General Mechanic USAF, 27, $20k

Super entry level help desk, 30, 36K

So why did you even reply? Your autism is showing.

Holy shit where do you live? That's nothing for the kind of shit you can get called to.

how the fuck do I get in this field
google just add farms me scam schools and job postings just list exp as requirements

Access Control Analyst
24
$45K/year

Software cuck, 115k usd, 25

I get stock options too but I’m fucking retarded and don’t know how the math works

...

I assist the CEO, the CFO, and all of the project managers at my company. Pay is absolute shit compared to the workload but the CEO has made a few comments about wanting to move me up once I know more about the industry we're in. You've given me some hope.

>hostel front desk guy
>35
>min wage, so $37k/year.
i used to have a way better paying job but I quit it to change to a job that's chill and comfy.
the extra stress and less free time isnt worth the extra pay a lot of the time.

Manager at a liquor store, in charge of two departments, 26, 23k last year.

Business school professor, 29, $260K

im a dancer, about 250 a night during the week, and upwards to 400 on the weekends.

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I work at a auto body paint shop, I dont have a diploma
27yo
50k

Union laborer in State Government
start as file clerk 30 years ago
learn and grow

boy toy, 31, all expenses paid

1% chance of truth 99% it's a lie or a typo.

Alia Sabur is the youngest professor in the world and she is older than you.

Truck Driver, 36, 72k a year

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Best of luck. Worked for him. Hopefully works for you. Just pay attention to their moves. Read books. Mention radical candor and up the ladder.

Corporate Graphic Designer
34
$50k

What? Most people finish their PhD around 27-28, then become an Assistant Professor. They spend 7 years on the tenure track before promotion to Associate or Full professor.

I'm an Assistant Professor. There are plenty of people my age in the job.

So you went to school to reteach what you learned in school with no real world experience?

Fucking college is a scam.

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Assistant professor is not the same thing as professor. Yes I believe you are an assistant professor.

Rural community in southern Ohio. EMS is paid (sort of) but the FD is still all volunteer.

Project Manager
28
$80k

No college and on 60k here. Not too bad.

Painter at a custom car shop. 25. 80k

25, army, 29K not including all the things given to us like food, housing and lack of bills

As someone with 2 Ms in engineering yes in many parts it is. There are plenty of good hard skills they still teach but 70% of it is giving diplomas to retards while taking there money as well as brainwash on the way.

When I was a young E5 in Iraq, I cleared 55K over the course of 14 months, blissfully tax-free.

MOS?

exterminator, 22, $30k

So like 5% of the price of a decent house.

Keep it up with inflation and rise of housing you can buy your own in like 6 years

13F good ol fister. Going on deployment so tax free money in bound

>accountant
>29
>$115k

Where I live, $1.1 mil would buy you several hundred acres and a 4000 sq foot home. I feel bad for you if it won't get you a 2000 sq foot home on half an acre where you live.

Did you go to BFIST?

ICU RN
27
70k

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BFIST? Haven’t heard of it

Its a post-AIT school at Sill. They teach you how to use the FIST version of the Bradley. When I was in the WTU in Sill waiting on my med board, I was a Master Gunner down there for my "light duty" job.

I wish I lived in America so I could get good paying jobs like all of you

Business Immigration Analyst, 22, 65k after overtime

SLUT PATROL REPORTING IN FOR NIGHTLY BRIEFING...


WE´D LIKE TO INFORM YOU OF A INCOMING SLUT TEMPEST HEADED TOWARDS YOUR AREA!

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!

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Oh nah I haven’t done that yet. I have air assault but does that even really matter? Not really haha

Only with lots of Elbow Grease.

I don't think there are many units that use the BFIST anymore, tbh.

FISTers are alright for POGs, we had several good ones when I was in Iraq.

RAPE CONSULTANT, 8, $1.5B *WOMAN ATTACKS MAN* FUCK YOU BITCH DON'T TOUCH MAH ASS YOU FUCKING LUNATIC NIQQA!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!! *WOMAN STABS MAN WITH A PEN*

Pastry chef at McDonalds
12 and a half
3 wooden nickels and a kick in the chops

20k? I thought air plane mechanics made at least 60-70k starting pay

35
currently stay at home dad
formerly aerospace engineer
100k
found myself a sugar momma with a good career and put a baby in her. quit wage slaving. women don't know how easy they have it. I can have all the chores done, shit around the house fixed, cars maintained, kids taken care of while sneaking off to get high during the day.
wife wants dick daily.
it's the life boys

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Closest thing to not being a POG! I’m in a light infantry unit so I’m just used to walking

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These suck-sluts have been disguising themselves by applying a pseudo-intellectual guise to go along with their false ambitions, psychotic delusions of grandeur, and ton-fuck of mascara applied near their oral area. For practical purposes.

These suck-sluts are renowned for taking up absurd-ambitions, no longer under psychotic notions of grandeur, but rather as preemptive and tactfully applied assailments upon human dignity and humanity.

These suck-sluts will hide under thick, fog rimmed glasses with the intent to strip away others from their intellectual interests... they hate the sharing of education interest, hate intellectual discussions, and hate competition for authority while deeply relishing and enjoying the humiliation and emotional pain of women and men alike. Men mostly.

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grad student, 24, 30k/yr

Pipeline Controller
28
138k/yr salary plus o/t and bonus

Large software company
42
280-330k

A lot of these suck assssssss
Warehouse, 26 making 26 an hr. With OT about 60k a yr

Apprentice Electrician, 20, 29k

twitter shit poster,19, $300~400 per month per account not including sponsors. 8 accounts currently

You work in a warehouse. Chill out

wtf do you do?

Airport security screener (not TSA). 23. 21k

Commercial Carpenter / Multi-Family real estate investor
28
About $200k a year
Could be less or more depending on work hours / overtime

>Research investigator II
>25
>68k
Shit could be worse but I sincerely regret my major

good for you user. be a good father, and enjoy life man.

THIS IS NOT A WARNING!

These Suck-Sluts have priors that include:

> Psychopathy
>Manic-Depression
>Compulsive Manipulation
>Compulsive lying
>Nymphomania
>Identity theft
>self destructive tendencies
> compulsive masochism
>amoral debauchery
>perpetual feelings of depression, social dejection and social anxiety
> The humiliation of men
>The deep enjoyment of misery, suffering and pain in men

These suck sluts are a lot less like Juliet and dumbass Eve in the Garden and a lot more like a socio-pathic witch seeking to spoil, rot and destroy anything that is good, holy and divine.

These suck-sluts would like to compete with God for authority, divinity, and beauty...

...THIS IS NOT A WARNING...

These suck-sluts are armed with:

>shamelessness
>impertinence
>insolence
>debauchery
>psychopathic tendencies
> stubborness
>and a perpetual disdain for humanity as decent, loving and loveable...

...These narcissistic suck-sluts will strip you of your feelings of innocence with their narcissistic gas-lighting, guilt-trips, and underlying penchant for villany.

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>Twitter shit poster
What do you think he does? Math? He shitposts. Its valuable for elections.

Sr. Nuclear Scientist
162K
36

you know those brands on twitter thats hip with dem keeds? i post shit for them.

Walmart fulltime Amway part time . 31. 96k

not for politicians currently, they have insane guidelines and extremely vague at the same time. they expected me to work like a bot too. totally not worth the money.

I'm not from America, its very prevalent in other more corrupt countries still.

Porn editor/director. About 500k a year plus "benefits".

Can you do the helicopter with your winger?

Regional Sales Representative for gas and welding products
22
45k

A real parasite would atleast get the welfare checks or claim disabilities.

how the fuck you get those jobs?

We need to tax dancers. This is insane how much they make and not pay a dime in taxes.

Government Auditor for our transportation department. (Materials)
27
65k base. With overtime pay being around 50$ an hour.

These suck-sluts have been slipping into extreme and radical forms of life... police "women"=poli-sluts...fire-"women"...fire-sluts...and even female prison guards...prison "sluts"...

...And if our intel research is to be questioned, just look up the stats of these prison sluts sucking off every male possible in a prison...

...these suck sluts have no moral code. No conscience. No sense of guilt or moral compass...

...these sucks-sluts are equipped with a despondent attitude for human dignity, respect and equality. Half of their life is spent intimidating, dominating, and sub-doing all men who are not masculine enough to grasp them firmly by their handle called "a ponytail/hair-bun/etc" and to stuff them with the parenting that they didn't receive as petulent, disobedient and vulgar spawn from Hell-borne Babylon/"America"...

...These suck sluts have evolved. They've changed. These suck-sluts come equipped with their "quirky" equipment like pink-handcuffs, that supplement their narcissistic tendencies...until you get them placed on you and you see her maintaining that same shameless, socio-pathic sort of humor as her hand-cuffs no longer seem "quirky" but extra-humilliating...

As you might be able to tell here, the pattern here that these suck-sluts have no intent on following any sort of moral code, rule-book or guide book while perpetually seeking to assail and attack,destroy and burn any sort of or modicum of human dignity...

...These suck sluts disregard human pleasure, happiness, or enjoyment...

...evidently...

...while relishing in the fret, panic and human terror as they impose "humor" as ridicule, humiliation and emotional predation which takes on a new form when they retain that "humorous" disregard for justice, responsibility or dignified forms of human behavior as they ridicule their responsibilities...

...evidently...

>youtu.be/Shp3Kd_HGEU?t=75

...

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Tesla service technician, 32, $23/hr

It's an odd mix of networking and being in the right place at the right time. I've literally been offered creative writing gigs for witty comments on sponsored YouTube videos.

that's the only thing that's good about it. trust me

And get taxed out the ass and take home only 30% of what you make.

I want what you have.

very funny!

A lot of these jobs is all about location, 26$ an hour is a lot for somewhere in Tennessee but average/low for any major metro area. Not to mention, that type of job is not a career and doesn't have a real ladder to climb. I knew a lot of highschool buddies that work warehouse jobs and they bust their ass but those jobs are hard on the body. They are going to have a rough time when they are older, compared to some office jobs working only 40 hour weeks.

...These suck-sluts are just as comfortable-and guilty- while handling brain-exploding lethal weapons as they are while handling mouth-watering cock...

...These suck-sluts have a penchant for adrenaline-pursuing ridicule, humiliation, ridicule, and BDSM fantasies...

...BE WARNED

The suck-sluts are comfortable with false-rape accusations and injust felony charges if you fail to impose their rape fantasies...

...these sluts are renowned for deeply relishing and wishing for rape fantasies....amidst sexual dissatisfaction...while pestering, seeking out, and handling black-men hoping to annoy them into a violent surge of adrenaline pumping sexual ecstasy...

...These repressed psychopaths enjoy BDSM, sexual extremities, amoral and debauched motions of humor...


Be Warned...

...These suck-sluts are armed with an Encyclopedia Volume full of mental ailments and emotional assailments. Mostly coming from and via use of their mouth and un/repressed libido.

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>amazon scanner
>32
$15 - work part time get social security also. i can't work more than amount of hours but i don't want to work more hours

Lowest felonious persons overseer, 25, 33k, 50k with a shit ton of overtime

well it started locally, i just went into restaurants and shops asking them if they want social media advertising. its tame as 1st, but when those big brands have personas on twitter, i hit the jackpot.

since i manage multiple accounts, i created beef with each other. gained a bunch of traction in my hometown, people were loving it and i kept asking to increase my pay and stuff. good benefits too, like free computer repairs and i even have a golden card that let me eat for free in a buffalo wings restaurant.

i have a pretty big portfolio now so companies are more likely to hire me. Only reason i stop at 8 is im still studying and want more free time.

respect the hustle. plan on doing that full time?

>Geophysicist
>35
>118K

No one that even owns a pizza restaurant makes 75k a year. You're full of shit.

nah, once i get a job, i will manage fewer accounts just for beer money. unless i cant get a decent career, then imma do it full time.

48 years old
30,000 in cash
Paid for house
Paid for car
112,000 in 401 k.
Retired

>Financial Advisor
>31
>$75k base + commissions ($130k last year, $100k last)
>market can take a shit and I could end up with base only though

Call center supervisor, 40, $45k

Lead IT Technician
22
30k/year

Auto Lube tech. 18. 11/hour.
Going to college in a auto tech program.

I don't know where to start :(
I'm 28 dont have a degree or any work experience.
Never done drugs and dont have a criminal background
I just want to be able to move out of my parents house. I feel worse and worse every day. I don't want anything fancy just my own apartment where I could work a job and have a couple hours to myself every night. It's so difficult.

Durr, I've never had a job, Durr, I don't know why I'm a worthless piece of shit. Where Didi I go wrong?!? Surrt

Critical care physician, 35, $375k

Wendy's chef.
17
$8.25

Furry porn artist, 30.
45-60k a year, tax free, depending on how much I do. Last year was 52,000
(Seriously)

>Wendy’s
>chef
What’s a finger box? How do I green text?

Inherited my father's HVAC company. I pay someone to do the job my dad did. 24. 150k

Rough calculation cause I'm acoustic like that. $106,600. Tax free. That's like $300k taxed. Fuck

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National Park Ranger
16.50hr

Ever kill any lot lizards?

are you extremely lucky or is that a legit position, like what are the requirements because ive ran into several people that claimed to be project managers and they seemed to be full of shit

>you're job

Ok, I am job.
Consultant
35
$58k a year

Retired Air Force
46
$45k bring home

If you don't live in a big city you should be able to work almost any job and have a small apartment for yourself. Just go get an awful entry level job and start living your life

>lube

Sales
36
0-∞ Depending on the time of year.

Not even a close calculation.

Software company owner (Avionics)
37
$300K

Any good stories?

911 dispatcher, 27, 35000

doctor
28
$52K

*unemployed and quickly running out of cash

Supply analyst/planner, 29, $45k.

I'm under-paid for my field and skillset but I work for a great company and I've already positioned myself as a reliable and ambitious asset within my department.

Temp agency. That's how I started and I was hired into a full-time roll with salary and benefits.

It's a good trade. Work your way up, save as much as you can, eventually open your own shop with your savings, and get rich like me. I did similar.

Criminal defence barrister, 25, 215k

Medical Laser Technician
22
50ish thousand (CAD)

>get a retail job in any mall store or streetside shop
>still live with parents is okay
>be normal, not drama queen
>quickly get promoted to manager with decent wage
>qualify for apartment
>move out, furnish apartment at ikea, start life

Im gonna try to. I just started a few months ago and noticed the other lube techs spend most of their money on snap-on and matco tools. Then they bitch about being broke. Im just trying save up money.

R&D lab technician
30
$52K CAD/year

> Amazon SDE
> 37
> $252k

they need to pay you faggots more, ive only ever seen burnouts on site who cant swing a wrench if their life depended on it

I'm CNC also man, just started though. 30 and I just make 18 an hour.

Right. Learn how your employer is making money off of what you're all doing (they must be, because they're still in business). Then you open up a new place and do the same, some day.

Avionics Tech
23
105k'ish USD

Com or Mil?

Also Avi

Good shit bro keep our planes flying

Air Force Enlisted Aircrew, E3 so that's like 30k a year ish plus hella benefits like seeing the whole world from the sky. Pic related

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cringe

I make over 100k working on A-10s. ART

>Student (not working)
>About 10.000 usd/year
>Struggling to make ends meet, need to find work

30
Traction Lineman
$150 AUD a year

>24 y/o

Are you shitting me? Are you working with ANYTHING that is PLC based? If so you should be making at least 50% more. Stop undervaluing yourself because "it's better than Home Depot."

Commercial, but there's military interest and we're up for a major bid that we think we'll win.

CTO of a small hedge fund
36
$210k salary + $180k bonus this year

software engineer
26
$109k

DMV? Area

Front end web dev and designer, 30, 38k

I help mummy at her cleaning jobs.

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Age:50 years old

Job 1: Commercial Accounts Manager(14.75/hr) at a well known auto parts dealer

Job 2: (today 12.75/hr +tips...known this family for XX years and will always work for them as long as they are open) Today Reserve Pizza Delivery Driver.At one time a full time employee. Today Only one shift a week...but cover alot of other drivers.

I also am The RangeMaster at the gun range I goto on the weekends (for no pay..just free ammo)

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I've given up trying to get back into IT in my city. 90% of the super entry level shit requires a TS/SCI w/polygraph clearance because this fucked city is still so much DOD contractor based. What's left is either permanently filled, or pays joke shit wages. My second-to-last offer was tech support for Dell on-site at Boeing Aviation at one of the major airbases here. Their offer? $11/hr. Oh, and it was a 70 mile drive total each day.
Fuck IT. Too many people these days are capable of doing it. The market is bust and always will be. You're better off planning your retirement around being a Costco wagie.

That's a sweet gig. Comfy job.

I am job, age, salary

Do you like cars? Maybe care selling could be your thing? There's tons of money to be made there if you're good.
>Learn everything about all the cars on your lot
>how to work everything
>be excited when somebody comes in, so you can show them
>"Consultative Selling" -- find out what they want and if you have models that would make them happy for what they want
>if not, be ready to tell them maybe these aren't for you
>always show high-price with everything, medium-price with some of everything, low-price and they will always pick medium price.
>profit (with a bunch going to bosses) and save up to open your own shop someday doing the same thing.

grocery store manager, 25, 40k

Pajeet, did you poo in the loo today?

You win commend of today

lawyer. 49 years old. Made 900k last year, my wife is a pediatrician and made 200k.

How many GBP do you make? Or is it all tendies on the side?

HLA lab tech
26
$26 /hr + lots of on call pay

>112,000 in 401 k.
youre going to need to work again
100k isnt much

Yeah...but for 15 years after my service..I couldn't do shit cause all the(PTSD) drugs. I got off that shit a few years ago and am now building what I shoulda had back then.
Service is a Sacrifice...but in the end I was glad I did it.

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Direct End User Sales Engineer
31
70K + 5% Commission on all sales so roughly $140k on a good sales year

Fire alarm tech 120k a year

Pharmacist
30
$140k

id say his 401k isnt factoring in his social security which is prob a few thousand a month on its own

Pharmacy Technician
32
Between $17 and $20 an hour, depending on the shift

sorry- I actually meant to reply to OP, not you. Not putting you down.

I actually served myself- grew up poor, signed up at 17 and shipped right after 18th birthday. Did 6 years and left as an E5. Old 1sgt told me "everybody who leaves says they're going to college and they all end up homeless" but I was motivated as hell / scared / totally uninterested in getting shit on in the lower ranks anymore. (Also, didn't every asshole senior enlisted talk like that? they couldn't see themselves doing anything else but army, is the problem.) Treated college like a fucking job, and busted my ass to get the most out of every grade. Same in law school. I didn't max out my grades but I learned all I could from everything I did.

Anyway, got into law practice and continued busting my ass. Did very well and today consider myself lucky but also unrelenting in my work ethic.

As for you, you seem to be doing well man. Very glad for that. God bless.

Do you work retail?

you can't draw social security at age 48, dumbfuck

You can if you're autistic enough

hes got almost 20 years until he can get social security
he'll be working again in a few years.

disability? that is literally 1100 dollars a month. it is not enough to pay for an apartment in any major metropolitan area in the country

sooner than that . . . and anything he takes out of 401k now is heavily taxed, so it's like he's burning $200 for every $100 he takes out of 410k. He is fucked. That money is not enough to live off of for a year

26, escort, 70k

>26, escort, 70k

pics of pussy or gtfo

>sooner than that
for the year he was born, 67 is the age he can start pulling fully from SS

hell i could live on 1100 a month if it meant i didnt have to do fuck all

Never said I was female bro

It's enough to live in a paid off house in the burbs

Dude...admire ya tenacity...one day I'll get there

Have a pic of the hottest woman over 70 I have ever Seen.

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property taxes will fuck that guy up.
his"retirement" wont last long

Digital forensics
37
78k

yes- sorry for lack of clarity. I just meant he'd spend all his money sooner than you calculated. given how fast 100k will burn up, when it's all he has to live on AND he's heavily taxed on drawing it out.

we agree completely. the guy is a fool who will soon have absolutely nothing.

we'll see him with a cardboard sign at the intersections as we sip our Starbucks on the way to work soon I guess, lol . . . fuck that cocksucker

What law do you practice?

product assembly tech for big stores like homedepot and lowes

26 74k per year.
it is piece pay so the faster you are the more money you make. only down side is constant trips out of state

prob married hopefully? another source of regular income. and idk what property taxes you pay but i only pay roughly 1k a year

ceo of multinational corporation
$1 salary, $30 million in bonuses

If I microwaved my harddrive, could you recover it?

self contractor.....forgot to add that

Personal injury plaintiff side, and class action / mass tort. We have a mix of auto / maritime on the single event side, some asbestos business, and we kind of invest in some of the mass tort stuff to keep the occasional payoff coming back in a few years (Taxotere, Roundup, etc).

feds can still find your shit bro, better off just NOT watching that shit anymore haha

>professional beverage attendant with a cert 3 in convenient consumables delivery
>20
>$20hr

IT support for regularly used business software

28, 45k

I answer the same 12 questions all day, nobody appreciates my existence but im blamed anytime anything goes wrong

I'd like to game dev some day but i have a snow balls chance in hell of actually getting something out of my efforts

68k isnt too shabby, what do you actually do and howd you get into it?

1k is super cheap
the median is $2k and some states average over $6k

but even 30 years of 1k a year, will put a huge dent in his savings.

Lol you would be amazed what we can recover. It cost a small fortune, but if they want you bad enough they will find a way.

Private EMT 36K

"government employee", 38, $257k (not taxed)

fuck that noise, retail is the worst
I work in a hospital

fake news

CRNA, 31, $180k

game dev
31
110k

Student, 15, $14k

Food engineer, 24, 90k after tax

Immigration Officer, 33, 65k

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plumber
31
170k

what countries dont tax government employees?

Suport Support Technician, 22, $17.50/hr

> suport
glad you're not a professional speller

He's not a government employee, he's a "government employee"

if you're in the US... the wage is surprising for how shit of a job you all do

8th Grade ELA Teacher
24
$41k and this is first year

>live in close suburb of large midwestern city
>decent schools, crime is fairly low
>combined mortgage payment, escrow, and condo association fee is just under $700

just because the rents are through the roof in New York and San Francisco and Seattle doesn't mean you can't get along quite nicely elsewhere

only "downside" of my condo is that it's fairly close to the airport, so depending on which runway(s) they're using at the moment, you'll hear planes taking off sometimes, but it doesn't bother me

Overseas contractors don't get taxed. Probably aviation. That's how you can make that much money. He doesn't work directly for the gov. He is a contractor. Contractors are the only ones making that much lmao

software engineer
early 30s
140k

> probably aviation
was the only thing wrong in your post

> live in one of the cities you mentioned
bought three ~200/300k places in places i've never been/lived (college towns)
> make about $2k/month off those

+ my salary, literally only way i could afford a house

lol sucks to work for shit money

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Kindergarten teacher
27
My profit is what my eyes can see and what my hands can touch

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Chicken nugget scientist, 24, $5m/day

gib nuggets pls

>Pizza chain GM
>50k
>25
Meh, I'm just waiting for my OVI to be off my record so I can deliver again. It's nearly the same pay if you are worth a fuck and like half of it is untaxed.

NSA analyst, 37, 110K

Director of Transportation, GS-15, for a U.S. Federal agency. Age: 45, $Salary:123,760 a year.

Firefighter, 26, 80k

How have they not found a machine to do this for a 10th the cost. No way you make 75k...lol

why would that ever be expunged?

its a meme you dumbass

Consulting is the biggest scam out there. And 33 really how much can a kid like you know to consult anyone.

Hairdresser, 37, $176k

Power tool expert, 30, 45k

I used to be a 28, teacher, 36k
now I'm a 30, juice barista, 37k
less responsibility + more money = winning

>Anonymous
So they can hire 17 yr old high school potheads

26
Insurance Underwriter
$105k

t.neetboomer

Head chef at Wendy's
$13.75/hr
41 years young

Captain PC-12, 24, 60K+ per diem

Civil Engineer, even tho I have a standard business degree

>75K € a year, incl benefits about 80K
>26

19, warehouse management and forklift operation with a side of picking. $2120 p/w

Also studying because screw warehousing.

Independant Mail Courier, 26, 24k

Have a college degree but felony charges so can't work anywhere. Past caught up with me even tho I changed.

only a matter of time until you get assistant manager... that's when the big bucks start rolling in.

Syrian refugee, I moved to Germany in 2012 with my parents who were opponents of the Bashar regime (intellectuals).
Currently 24.
Combined with assistance from the German government and private organisations, I approximately make €100,000 while I look for a job I like. Berlin is much fun, I like it here.

bullshit

Makes me sad reading this. I work in the insurance industry and we have someone that works in the biz that killed a guy in the desert and got a murder charge. He's now a VP..if he can do it you can too. Look into commercial insurance agents. Requires almost no real specialization or anything and it's a very safe, steady career.

Most people overlook the industry and it's so fucking easy to get into and make a lot of money in. I'm 26 and made $130k last year with incentives and I'm not really that smart. Hope this helps.

0/10, complete bullshit

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General Partner of a a Private equity firm, 28, 1.6M

Software Architect, 27, 120k/yr

unemployed, 69, $420k

nice

>26 (as of today)
>restaurant kitchen manager
>200 dollars a day 4-6 days a week
>idk do the math

Chef and delivery driver. Usually make 20 an hour in both

I'm just a general manager and I make 60k a year...

Mortgage customer service 35k

Nice

wendy's chef
19
$300k annually

In America? Which jobs are those?

Howcome? I earn under 12k but im in biotechinolgy

Cardic rehab/Clinical nurse, 34, £37k before tax

On a 2 week quarantine as I came in contact with a patient who is now being treated for the Coronavirus. There's a lot more cases in the UK than they're letting on

how much do you charge per commission?

Get the ITIL certification, that would be a good way to put your foot in the door.