Are norf uk girls really like this?

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OI THIS NOB'S POSTIN' N DA WRONG BOARD

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>The way they speak it's as if they know a secret that you don't that makes them better than you
the secret is europe-wide tax fraud

Could your party take ol' Dudley

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That guy in the suit better not be security. Criminy.

I can follow everything “paggered” what’s that?

Of course not. His fists break universes.

t. Midwest USA boy
Do these girls, (assuming at least semi-attractive) have the same kind of charm as the brash attractive Irish or Scottish girl?

>British
>Having charm

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The exotic is attractive because it's unfamiliar. Familiarity breeds contempt.

Not really, if they're good looking (unlikely as they're lower class) that may redeem them. But at least to the rest of the country, they're just grotty munters.
>inb4 lol, ur from london m8
No im not

She's missing an extra 50lbs in weight and wearing too much.

I know the Brits are a bunch of hooligans—all you have to do is look at the spike in domestic abuse after a soccer game.
Y’all know of any quick guides or sites you could link to explain the castes over there? I know y’all have a bunch of different dialects and hate each for your close proximity, but I don’t actually know any specifics.

eh, even when you're familiar with them the french are dyill hotter on average

Then what about the northern irish?

Not from the UK, but here's a rough understanding:

Manchester/Birmingham/Liverpool are like our Detroit/the Rust Belt: kind of dumb factory workers, almost red-necks, used to be cool like, 60 years ago, now it's shit. This is what "North" UK is. (Birmingham is questionably North.)

London's like New York: full of rich assholes who think they know everything, and rude assholes who do all the menial work for the rich assholes.

Cockneys are like New Jersey/New York guidos.

Wales are sheep-fuckers who talk funny. I guess the best comparison would be like, Canada, but with a little more contempt.

Scotland...Man, I don't know. On the one hand, I want to call it the Texas of the UK: constantly talking about how it hates the rest of the UK and could leave any time it wants, thinks it's hot shit, seemingly more violent (in a "more news stories about violence" kind of way. more stabbings/brawls in scotland, more weirdos with guns in Texas), mocked by the rest of the country for thinking it's so cool and talking funny.

Then there's Ireland, which is like the Florida of the UK, with a lot more political violence.

I don't know much about the rest of the South, but I assume there's like, a part of it that's their version of the Midwest ( middle class suburb style, considered your "Average UK citizen", a little milquetoast except for some hardline religious or racial views that pop up surprisingly) and another part that's their version of the West Coast (the hippies/snobs that veer between Midwest and London in their liberalism)

Wales would be like their Maine.

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Does the Norf have a notably different mythology and folklore from the south?

So you're pretty much spot on. This is just a map of england because frankly the rest can just sink into the sea for all i care.
Firstlt, you have to remember that we are still quite class based. The reason theres 2 completely opposed english stereotypes, is because there's 2 very different versions of england, the upper class and the lower class. The middle classes are all that really changes in different areas. Some places have more, some less.

The norf is full of ex-industrial towns and citys. Its fucking dire. The countryside is nice but the rest is pretty much destitute since we dont manufacture anything any more. Lots of scummy football fans with zero class and too many kids. Basically like the meme.
I concider the midlands to be norf, but some dont so I'll mention it. Its like a mix of everything I'll mention. This is where you'll find your "typical" englishman, if there can be sutch a thing.
The south east is pretty much just a big london. Its the primate city so it has a fucking huge metropolitan area (largest in Europe i belive) and everything else in the south east is just more london really. Lots of wealthy towns and university cities, but housing prices are fucking expensive, theres a big rich/poor devide here. Also the most resented part of england thanks to it being the only bit politician's think exists. Everywhere else tends to get left out.
The south west (i lice in somerset so i know the most about this bit) is very rural. Most towns are small and very old. Less of the typical industrial lower class and more farmers. The upper classes here tend to be hereditary lords who own the land. Its almost medieval in that way. The towns are quite wealthy (apart from Cornwall which is poor as dirt) thanks to a large middle class. This part of the country is by far the most overlooked so as said, theres alot of disslike for foreigners here. People dont like people from the next town, let alone further afield.

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Tired, exhausted, wiped out.

...What color is the sky on your planet? And are you VERY sure you aren't looking at french "men?"
Oddly enough, the french women have more body hair.

If she was blonde and chubby, sort of.

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i want a northern gf now

REEEEEEEE JANNIESSSSS

Fair enough even if it belonged to Cred Forums

the based goblin gf
v.s.
the shit tier gnome gf

>Wales are sheep-fuckers who talk funny. I guess the best comparison would be like, Canada, but with a little more contempt.
Nailed it lad, da iawn.

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