I recently had sexual relations with a tree and now I have tree herpes. What do Cred Forums?
I recently had sexual relations with a tree and now I have tree herpes. What do Cred Forums?
Grayson Ross
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Gavin Taylor
kill yourself
Leo Edwards
Take a chainsaw to your cock and post pics
Jaxon Mitchell
you caught Chirpies
Nathan Hughes
Castrate yourself its only way
Isaac Lewis
Evil Dead taught me that you're a zombie now. Shoot in head.
Christopher Hill
You pissed of the Dryad in the tree, go back with a nice gift (they like acorns) and place it in front of the tree and apologize.
Dominic Gray
I don't believe you've ever had sexual relations OP. I'm pretty sure that was your Palm tree.
Ryan Lopez
Did you knock on wood after fucking that tree? Don’t you know that all bad luck is eliminated by knocking on wood? Cmon’ dude the wood was right there to knock on but instead you walked away with an itchy dick and sap oozing out your pee hole
Oliver Johnson
Daniel Morris
i like bush
Josiah Gonzalez
Should’ve just titty fucked her than you wouldn’t be in this situation
Jace Howard
What makes you think you caught the bush herp? Any symptoms? Either way you're going to need to contact a wizard at least level 40 to get it fixed
Aaron Barnes
I've been seeing a forest troll doctor he gives me a salve to put on it. So itchy and crusty.
Sebastian Taylor
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Get a Valtrex prescription
Luis Allen
Oh nice, how's it working? I used to see a forest troll down at the park when i had poop butt but he got deported to the zyklon nebula when trump took office.
How about that tree, worth the lay?
Ryan Thomas
Bump
Gavin Sanders
Luckily tree herpes is an easily treated condition as long as there are native americans in your area. You will have to make the first born daughter of the eldest elder fall in love with you. Once you've told you you're ready to settle down and move into her teepee you'll need to tell her your a forest nymph. She'll be surprised but known what to do. A small fire ritual later and your herpes will be gone. Plus a QT Native girl in your bed. Honestly OP I think this could be a real win for you!
Lincoln Harris
Found the forest troll
Cooper Brown
did you check if the tree was a trap?
Gabriel Reed
well, i bet you got a real WOODY!
>laugh track
Ryder Collins
That bark has a lot of fiber