YLYL NEW THREAD
YLYL NEW THREAD
Benjamin Gonzalez
Ayden James
Nathan Carter
Owen Gomez
xDDDD
Chase Sanders
Bentley Hill
Dominic Jackson
Landon Harris
Daniel James
Oliver Ortiz
Anthony Foster
I seriously thought that was going to end with eight-year-old boy instead of donut
Connor Ross
Lol epic thread put me in screencap
Parker Wright
Alexander Jones
Carson Nguyen
Cameron Ramirez
FUUUUU- I was eating LOL there's food all over my monitor haahahaha you spooked me good
Bentley Martin
Lucas Thomas
Matthew Collins
Andrew Cruz
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Jace Evans
Zachary Wright
Juan Howard
Elijah Rodriguez
Brandon Diaz
Colton Adams
Asher Walker
cringe
Wyatt Robinson
Robert Peterson
Luke Gomez
Joshua Allen
Eli Robinson
Jacob Rodriguez
this is shopped
Grayson Sanchez
Gabriel Lewis
I can't believe I fuckin lost to this.
Brayden Hughes
lost
Michael Wright
>The video is photoshopped
Joseph Gomez
Gets me every time
Justin Gonzalez
Christopher Parker
Jackson Perez
Henry Martin
Justin Scott
LOST
Connor Green
This is truly mesmerizing
Xavier Wilson
best one so far
Justin Rodriguez
Christopher Smith
Austin Rivera
nailed it
Connor Young
Lost
Liam Sullivan
Cameron Johnson
Keked...
Hudson Gray
I'm glad these fucking chinks are dying hope this virus wipes all those slant eyed fucks straight to hell
Jayden Williams
Thomas Moore
Aaron Long
Don't cut yourself friendo
Nolan Hughes
...
Jaxon Howard
And for this
Josiah Fisher
is that a skinwalker?
Owen Wright
whoa
Matthew Richardson
Matthew Reyes
Jordan Gomez
Holy fucking shit. I'm broken.
Nathaniel Baker
Cooper Watson
Lost
Aiden Cox
Grayson Long
Gavin Nguyen
Michael Smith
arrival
Nolan Fisher
oof
lost
Lincoln Anderson
Caleb Davis
Logan Kelly
Blake Barnes
Fuck those yellow scum! They getting what they deserve.
Jason Stewart
Juan Cruz
Luke Jackson
Aliens please talk to us.
Michael Smith
It's funny cuz Garfield is a boy....
Ian Ross
Jose Rodriguez
opportunistic
Blake Foster
Ayden Adams
Dominic Lee
Brayden Hernandez
Nolan Sanchez
I don't get this copypasta. It's kinda lame.
Michael Wood
Zachary Bennett
Cred Forums is not a shop, silly.
Julian Thomas
Christopher Cox
Jaxson Bennett
that's not funny, that's just impressive
Lincoln Baker
Adam Powell
I lost
Ayden Brown
This is how you evolve Eve into Flareon IRL.
Cameron Mitchell
That's just something white dudes can't wrap their heads around.
Elijah Garcia
Me after taco Tuesdays...
Nathaniel Scott
Isaiah Richardson
Adam Reyes
tell me its not real
Tyler Sullivan
it's obviously fake but it's still funny
Jaxson Peterson
>Trips of virginity
I'll take your word for it user
Oliver Garcia
'Fraid so
Dominic Howard
What is that creature?
Brody Hall
>right trying to meme
this hurts to watch
Gabriel Moore
Matthew Collins
Ethan Flores
Joshua Green
American
Hunter Rivera
lmao you're a non-vegan and a dummy
Isaac Campbell
see
Carson Stewart
cows are literally being raped on a factory scale just so you can stuff your stupid face with cheese everyday but you're going to continue doing so because you don't actually care about animal suffering.
stfu and kys
Isaiah Clark
how just a darn minute
Austin Phillips
how can an anus be so prolapsed but have the owner be so calm?
Oliver Hughes
Animals can't suffer, they don't have the intelligence. They exist to be used as humans see fit.
Levi Jones
You say that like we care?
Chase Nelson
Yogurt too right? The suffering really makes it creamier.
Hudson Evans
dairy farmer here, 57% of cows that mate with a bull suffer broken legs, ribs or dislocated shoulders
0% of cows inseminated do
Blake Kelly
John Robinson
100% of it is rape, dipshit.
Adam White
At least I get cheese from raping a cow.
Isaac Myers
Ayden Williams
you are a fake
Jayden Hernandez
That’s strength there
Easton Cox
Carter Garcia
So what? Rape is the natural order of things.
Nolan Sullivan
Isaiah Allen
Xavier Hughes
Jonathan Ward
and? they are animals, they only matter as food
Jack Harris
Why the Nike swoosh upside down?
Ethan Thompson
when the prey becomes predator.jpg
Carter Adams
Andrew Morales
This is true
I remember when champs was big in the 90s
Nolan Parker
Sebastian Bennett
SEETHING
Anthony Martin
Kevin Cooper
>American
For sure, every American I know wears fake Nikes and shits in a hole in the ground.
Camden Sullivan
Charles Diaz
>im seething because i dont care that the cheeseburger i just ate was mistreated
???
Jason Nguyen
Seething with bacon grease or beta rage?
Brandon Morris
I would unironically watch that shit
Anthony Johnson
Ayden Rodriguez
The old I don't think something is perfect so I'm gonna have to shit all over it argument. Stop being such a smug virtue signaling fuckwit.
Xavier Flores
I fucking choked
Aaron Rivera
Pic related
Julian Davis
I would eat a dog, if it was the right dog. I would expect it to taste pretty bad and have a bad texture, but I'll eat any animal at least twice. Only found a few that I won't eat a third time.
Bentley Sanders
Obligatory partial arts comment
Jose Scott
nice meme fren! here have an upvote! le xd
also fuck trump amirite
Eli Long
Dogs are companions animals literally created by us. Not for eating.
Domesticated cows are meat and most modern day farms offer a life 100 times better than the cow would have in the "wild" and their deaths typically don't include being burned or skinned alive for the sake of a better flavor.
If you can't make the distinction you're probably just a disease ridden chink.
Carson Richardson
truth hurt?
Connor Ramirez
lmao wtf did I just watch
Nolan Edwards
Martial arts? More like PARTIAL ARTS, right guys?
Connor Ortiz
Hes kinda vibin tho
Julian Perez
a politician
Jaxon Williams
this means someone was looking at this dudes dick to see this
Colton Moore
how do you know cows are being raped? people aren't having sex with cows... they just use a turkey baster and just insert bull semen. no rape happens, i assure you the cows never protest.
Gavin Kelly
Lost.
Isaiah Martinez
Be a minority an change style next day an call her a racist if accused
Justin Bell
Masta splinta gettin read-a 4 hot date -
Turtles away, rat gets to play
Benjamin Thomas
Trips for Carlos...
Nathan Walker
prolapsed anus
Dominic Brooks
woah ur rite
Logan Brooks
Can you try to be just a little bit jellier there, Eurotard?
Ayden Brooks
trump supporter
Camden Parker
legit lost
Lincoln Price
well i am not a fan
Juan Morris
miss me with that gay shit
Elijah Thompson
Jonathan Reyes
This lost made my day.
Joshua Taylor
dont think anyone is cept 4.53% of trump supporters
Adam Johnson
Loss
Bentley Butler
how is that suposed to be right? isn't it the left that hates the jews right now?
Jaxon Long
Still mad she lost, libby?
Anthony Scott
Jacob Turner
Holy shit I lost.
Ryder King
You are so mad she lost, libber.
Lincoln Cooper
>implying cops in the US dont get away with murdering unarmed people
id kill myself if i lived in burgerstan
Owen Hall
lmao only saying it to trigger fags like you... thanks for taking the bait, bitch
Jace Thomas
Sure libby. Have fun losing this election, okay?
James Barnes
this post smells like third world
Isaac Reyes
Stay jelly, Eurocuck.
Liam Price
cry more autismo lmao
Juan Taylor
This movie was a trip
Owen Moore
Dylan Edwards
They generally don't unless the person was trying to cause harm to them. You don't need to be "armed" to attack people or try to resist with force. Do all eurocucks believe everything they see on TV and twitter? We punish our cops who murder people, we do not punish cops who rightfully defended themselves or others against a resisting nigger just because the monkey tribes go wild and say how high when CNN tells them to jump.
Asher Foster
So nice.
Carter Harris
Why isn't the filename sonichu?
Bentley Hill
Sauce?
Isaiah Watson
Nah, I don't eat weird shit because I'm poor, I eat weird shit because it's a novelty. When I was in Singapore last year I tried Stingray. It was shit, too many bones. It's on my list of "fuck that meat" right along with octopus and rabbit.
Jaxson Ortiz
To be fair, you have to have a high IQ to appreciate this.
Isaac Wood
>Dogs are companions animals literally created by us. Not for eating.
if you can eat it, it's for eating. the fact it can do other things too doesn't change its edible status
>Domesticated cows are meat and most modern day farms offer a life 100 times better than the cow would have in the "wild" and their deaths typically don't include being burned or skinned alive for the sake of a better flavor.
True enough, i'd say the same for chickens or goats too. But pigs are as intelligent as dogs, they can be trained to sniff truffles and do all sorts of things. Squids can open vases and navigate mazes. Yet you eat both those things. You can only argue about intelligence, but then must admit that eating pigs for example is as shitty as eating dogs
Ayden Myers
moose meat spaghetti its pretty nice
Hunter Rivera
Ethan Young
>They generally don't unless the person was trying to cause harm to them
I dont care what they do generally. I've seen court cases, where people were shot simply because the cop panicked for not seeing their hands for a few seconds. Cops never get punished to the extent they should in any country obviously, but only in the US can a cop get away with executing someone who's unarmed by claiming he "feared for his life". And this isn't about race either, most examples i remember are cops killing white people
Nicholas Rogers
KEKING
Grayson Moore
I didn't say anything about the animal's intelligence. I said dogs (domesticated) are companion animals. Humanity literally created them for that purpose. You CAN eat them. Just like you CAN eat your nephew. I wouldn't though.
Jace Fisher
>tfw the mere sight of this thumbnail has you manually breathing
Easton Rodriguez
Which case was that? I'm sure you can pull it up or some of these other numerous examples you have.
Oliver Carter
omfg wtf i- stop
Dominic Davis
Im Americas
Parker Moore
jelly of:
>no uni unless you want to get a loan and buy a degree
>shitty private healthcare
>no pensions
>every retard gets to own a gun
>cops get to execute you for having your hands in your pockets
>obese degenerates with mobility scooters everywhere
>half the country addicted to opiates/xanax
>LGBTQIEIRORORJFPG+ degeneracy advocated and normalized
>high percentage of illiterate morons who dont believe in evolution, global warming or vaccines
literally a dystopia. only american retards who havent traveled outside their shitty country don't realize this
Jayden Campbell
my nephew is self conscious, the dog isn't.
Joshua Nelson
I bet you think we have no go areas in the UK.....
Dominic Reyes
Even more reason to eat the dog......
John Martin
Fuck that dog
Ryder Scott
you can still eat him, since we're beyond distinctions it doesn't matter.
Christian Kelly
You are so, so mad, Eurokid.
Jaxon Reed
Yup, you're still mad.
Juan Wilson
I want to try moose. I eat Elk regularly, I expect them to be similar.
John Cooper
off the top of my head. kid was unarmed and running away, cop headshot him.
Theres also the cop that executed some unarmed drunk dude for picking his pants up.
Juan Morales
Nice feet
Benjamin Powell
>since we're beyond distinctions it doesn't matter
we aren't though. the distinction is intelligence, something you refuse to acknowledge
Josiah Davis
sure told me mutt
Ethan Long
Hahahhaa so fucking funny! I lol'd everywhere xD
Cameron Hughes
All they had to do was not be retarded. When the officer tells you to do something, you cooperate. Simple. Fucking nigs, man...
Ian Cruz
Seethe, Eurofag.
Caleb Martin
Your ideas are intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
Luis Parker
Was this like an Indian gay pride thing?
Owen Scott
Are those his actual legs? Wtf
Eli Campbell
Gold
Blake Cox
Well at least he doesnt spray his shoes. Gives him better aim down into toilet
John Young
what nigs you dumb cunt? neither of the 2 people were black. you're also literally saying cops have the right to execute you even if you're unarmed and so drunk and scared that you forget yourself and lift your pants? cuck bootlicking faggot
Easton Torres
It's NOT obviously fake.
It's not obviously REAL either! Nothing here is obvious!
Hunter Ortiz
Hudson Miller
>he thinks only black people can be nigs
Welcome to Cred Forums. You just come here from reddit?
>cops have the right to execute lightweight retards
You're goddamn right. Stay mad, commie. Don't like it? Get the fuck out.
Adam Bennett
I recognize that gay blowjob!
Mason Thomas
peak performance
Asher Campbell
Hey lets try to post something that is illegal,
Nice try you fuckers
Matthew Wood
Brandon Young
That’s Homer Simpson
Austin Powell
guess cops executing people arbitrarily isn't an issue when you never leave your basement. deep throat that boot more, incoherent retard
Ethan Turner
John Torres
Now you're getting it!
Jacob Wood
Too dark for me brother
Adrian Mitchell
Oliver Nelson
Gavin Nelson
Jacob Mitchell
Thomas Butler
can't hear you over the sound of my intact not mutilated foreskin
Robert Ramirez
Camden Baker
Gabriel Allen
Camden Myers
Noah Harris
I really hope they didn't charge him for that...
Elijah Watson
Jaxon Long
Can we not agree that Trudeau is a huge fag?
Anthony Barnes
Deatharu to ther chinkies
Kevin Carter
Christopher Morris
Julian Wilson
Nolan Price
Alexander Sanders
Kayden Rogers
Zachary Anderson
You say that but no body beats money mike
Bentley Kelly
>transgender girl
>girl
lol
William Collins
Come on everybody get on the floor
>Everybody do the dinosaur
Jordan Watson
Alexander Harris
this was very funny
Easton Miller
almost lost
Wyatt Evans
I used to beat this faggots ass in CS on Kong
Henry Sanchez
Kevin Carter
>dat filename
XD XD XD
Carter Evans
No turn signal smh
Robert Jackson
Pajeet yeet in the street. Neat.
Bentley Russell
Briefs with proper suspension?
Logan Baker
Tyler Bell
Thomas Jones
>So no one ordered a large pep with onions?
Adrian Thomas
More proof the left can't meme
Brandon Nguyen
Juan Barnes
Appropriate mfw 10/10
Nathaniel Morgan
Ian Morales
Meanwhile:
>Article Twelve of the 1936 Soviet Constitution:
>In the USSR work is a duty and a matter of honor for every able-bodied citizen, in accordance with the principle: “He who does not work, neither shall he eat.”
Jackson Rodriguez
Lel I am shocked no one threw 13% at this.
Angel Price
JIDF shill located
Aiden Adams
>rape a girl
>in a party
pick one roastie
Caleb Flores
How do you even know this?
Justin Gomez
Nice try you kike bastard
Colton Watson
one is mans best friend, the other is a fucking wild animal that digs with its face.
Logan Garcia
Cameron Thompson
Ayden Howard
Cameron Rodriguez
James Cruz
Brayden Parker
Colton Edwards
I mean...if you lost a thumb to an unfortunate something or other, isn't it possible she took anal too far? Like the center of a tootsie pop teaches us, owls are dicks.
Joshua Thomas
>she
Look again
Hunter Johnson
Sensible chuckle
Parker Torres
Fuckin kek
Christopher Young
Brandon Bell
Jace Richardson
Jose Mitchell
Carson Gomez
This is one of the few things that Islam teaches that's actually really respectable. Wish the other Abrahamic religions taught this.
Connor Clark
lmao lost
Aiden Lewis
He's definitely getting fatter.
Kevin Green
I want to try that and bear.
I have eaten snake, tortoise and crocodile though. All pretty damn good to be honest.
I’d give cat and dog a go if it was on the menu.
Owen Nguyen
Oh my sides.
Never gets old does it.
Oliver Perry
I've eaten wolf and mountain lion. Decent stuff
Samuel Lee
Mutts law
James Lee
Never give up.
Nicholas Gonzalez
alpha
Robert Young
Those damn Duke boys.
Grayson Adams
>1st amendment
>it was 1 family and they were fucking muslims that could barely speak english
>Nazis ARE fine people
>those kids shouldnt have been here in the first place
>foreign aid from israel
>she was being a bitch and she knew it
Gabriel Allen
>Demanding I accept your view of the world.
Ya, thats also prejudice.
Aaron Robinson
Aaron Allen
God damnit
Sebastian Diaz
Justin Lopez
Alexander Gray
Whatever...like the sex of the prolapsed anus is important.
William King
Did I make you laugh?
Charles Sullivan
Its called nuance, you charlatan, roodypoo.
Connor Walker
i bet i could beat the shit out of little mike.
>5'7'' jew faggot
Ryan Thomas
>islam
>respectable
How about no.
Bentley Roberts
Seethe, libtard.
Eli Kelly
lmao fucking lost. good one, you're clearly oldfags
William Hill
Don't forget that destruction of government property is a crime.
Christopher Howard
>He's definitely getting fatter.
and more powerful.
Camden Stewart
Shut up, libtard.
Blake Stewart
Left can't meme.
Matthew Wright
Left CAN'T meme.
Owen Cooper
cringe ripoff of stonetoss
Owen Jenkins
Carona Chan
John Bolton
Africa
40% of Transgenders
John Cooper
Matthew Perez
HAHAHAHAHHAHA I love mrs doubtfire memes! You are a geniues and that's spelled the way I mean it fagg
Alexander Anderson
He's only pretending to be retarded.
Leo Collins
Charles Rodriguez
Adrian Cox
Bentley Ramirez
I was trying to not think about it.
Manually breathing, blinking, typing, moving my hands, it's terrible.
James Sanders
Nephew? No.But I would definitely eat my niece!
David Hughes
Oh, oh! I have one too!
Next real story
> be me
> 17 times
> a beta loser who can't liberate himself
> Scary girls in high school when they are bitten by a brain failure
> she is her younger sister, now 16 years old
> My sister is a crazy boy and I really want to talk to someone
> report that you see someone "
> Dad and I start discussing plans for shooting.
> Change your biased home in a few days
> Long, bright, with brown hair and a cup
> visible fear
> Our father and I would sit down and tell him to "go to court"
> Speak for a few minutes
> they leave
> Dad said "I can't continue"
> come home
> made it clear that it was "fun"
> about a week later my sister told me that bf was a historical university girl
> She's worried about secretly wanting that university girl
> Listen to my sister and my mother a week later
> "We were nothing more than"
> trytoholdbacklaughter.jpg
> tell my dad this
> uncontrollable laughter
> mfw my dad predicted exactly what his daughter's relationship was going through
Samuel Martinez
I dont have anything to do with the next life. Well i can block you, but.. I dont have any role there as clout.
Grayson Rodriguez
The new Picard series sucks and is a betrayal of the original vision.
Bernie just sucks.
Eli Stewart
Lost.
Dylan Turner
Evan Taylor
Nicholas Diaz
A valid point.
Julian Hill
Yeah Picard does suck...RIP the reputation of the original character
pic related and not related
Cameron Jackson
You call that a story? Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Angel Anderson
Hee hee ho ho. Le epic maymay
Wyatt Butler
It really is disappointing to see actors who played your heroes succumb to TDS, isn't it?
Bentley Carter
Seethe, libtard.
Angel Sullivan
But the more warlike side of the old Testie God demands action.
Siege the city.
Kill all the men.
Take some warbrides and rape slaves.
God rests in a Fortress in Heaven
By the edict of Jesus I am to turn this world into the Paradise.
As Earth as is it is in Heaven.
Deus Vult.
Hunter Ross
as always he's a filthy faggot.
Isaac Lewis
Wow, that was funny.
My sides are now orbiting the earth.
Ha ha ha.
Thank you user, that was a much needed chortle.
Ha.ha.ha
Zachary Rodriguez
Fuck. I lost again. It was this and the penis bouncing on the ring rope.
Joseph Nguyen
Pulled that one out from your (if Trump gets impeached) file?
>you glow nigger
Jeremiah Gomez
And Brexit.
There's an interview where Trump + Brexit = Picard's writing.
It's punishment from the Elites for what we did by wanting our countries back.
As much as it sucks, it's just another on their list of crimes against us for their petty need.
You want to feel a new resolve? Remember that we struggle against people who will weaponize *anything* to stop us.
And yet we live on.
Jaxson Cox
You like that? I've got loads of them. Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
James Thomas
What gender is this
Nathaniel Campbell