I’m not a ducking robot.
Guys I’m seriously concerned about this corona virus. Last week there were only 500 deaths and now it’s over 1600. I just ordered a pallet or ramen and bought 15 containers of arrowhead water. I need a generator now. Shits about to get real China from the looks of it.
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So real. Such wow.
This is what passes for OC on Cred Forums now.
>buys ramen
>made in a factory
>by chinks with the Corona virus
You gonna die m8
>Guys I’m seriously concerned about this corona virus
Why tho? We all know corona virus is just a meme.
If this was a real post and you genuinely thought you were going to get gangbanged by the "coronavirus" you would at least call it the proper name, COVID-19.
not op but coronavirus is waaaaaaaaaaaay easy to remember since everyone call it that way.
>I’m not a ducking robot.
>not a ducking robot.
>a ducking robot.
>ducking robot.
fuck me this place is cancer and aids...
You need a gun dumb dumb
this! niggas gonna try to steal the delicious ramen
The CO means Corona, VI for virus, and 19 for 2019 wich is when COVID-19 started.
duh, obviously but not many people use that term, specially the internet.
Op here, I’m not joking
It's just fear mongering. The flu infects and kills countless more people every year than corona could ever dream of.
>Op here, I’m not joking
answer me then why are you concerned?
stop being autistic
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You can't live on fucking ramen kek shit has zero nutritional value should have stocked up on rice, oats, beans, nuts & potatoes.
>A gun will protect me from a virus
Americans really are dumb as hot turds.
>Ramen
Fucking lul this is how you get the corona virus by eating ching chong food.
What the fuck is Cred Forums?
Perfection... a living goddess amongst unworthy mortals. Her divinity should be worshipped
Going from 500 deaths to over 1600 in a week is insane. I bet it’s worse it’s just Chiner isn’t saying the whole truth
fuck off celeb fag go swap dick pics with your 2 autistic butt buddies.
There was smog that rolled over Wuhan when no cars were driving. They tested it as biological matter and calculated it would have taken 14000 bodies being burned to produce it
It's being way over-hyped by the media. Pretty sure most people are recovering just fine.
Also most of the dead had pre-existing conditions. There's also been some research showing that smokers may be hit the worst.
WTF ??
I’m literally shaking right now. Why do you people keep spreading disinformation and bullshit? Are you trying to incite mass panic? Or do you losers actually get off on your “LARPS”?
My friend’s coworker’s barber’s stepdad’s second cousin works at the CDC and said this WHOLE THING is being blown WAAAAAAAY out of proportion. Quit wasting your time here and have sex or get a dog or something.
I work in Biosecurity at an international airport, we have stopped flights for another 2 weeks. They cannot deny the millions of dollars in revenue the Chinese bring this shit is just starting believe me
You fucking idiots. This is so much worse than you all want to believe. You want to see unmoderated videos of the dead lining the streets in wuhan? Thousands upon thousands are dead and this will continue to grow exponentially for a long time. The only place where I can find videos that aren’t instantly deleted is on a profile called “coronachan” on ifunny. You will see the dead and you will change your mind.
THIS POST IS TRUTH
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you mean those fake "definitelynotacted" videos?
The true mortality rate is nearly 16%, which is fucking huge.
hmmmmm. keep in mind that this shit was a week ago and that the infected doubles about every 4 days.
Let's say the mortality goes up to 30% and it spread across the world. Honestly that would be pretty good in the long run for most survivors. Yeah sure, some of your less healthy friends and family died. But the openings in the job markets, the various inheritances going around, the houses being emptied, the job positions that need to be filled. All of those things will benefit the survivors, and the survivors will be the healthier people.
I doubt it will do that. But overall, I think this is a good thing. Its gonna be rough for a bit as things get shut down, but in the long run it will be good for the common people.
wow, crazy how you idiots start to wake up when you realize this “nothingburger” is as real and dangerous for your health as the impossible whopper
I have strong reason to believe there are over half a million infected and at least 70,000 dead in Wuhan alone.
someone archive this so we can laugh at it when we’re dead
I have strong reason to believe a Chinese C-virus Tyrant that looks like Lo Pan has caused half of those deaths
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The chinese are just weak, this is barely worse than the common flu.
post more kenzie
It REALLY needs to hit India. China and India deserve and need corona.
Its not even close to as bad as the flu