How can I cut my leg off in the safest way possible?

How can I cut my leg off in the safest way possible?

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With a torniquete and guillotine

Tourniquet, lay it over a railroad ties after several hours afte it going numb. So you don't possibly pass out from shock. Also you could possibly have a possible excuse for the hospital

>Also you could possibly have a possible excuse for the hospital
Yeah that's a concern. I'd just kill it with dry ice but don't want any of the hassles thst come with that

Don’t

I'm going to.

by not doing it
but fuck safety just cut it off already you faggot

by going to the hospital and asking them to amputate it. you're going to end up there anyways. tell them they can either do it now safe and clean or deal with the mess when you come back.

>First do no harm
No doctor will do cosmetics amputations. Ever.

with a knife

just do what that furry fag did and put it in dry ice for a few hours then let the docs slice it off for you.

Start with a lobotomy.

With a lightsaber

Make sure to post results

Chopsaw with a heated blade

with imagination

may be the first to ask why in the fuck you want to cut one of your legs off?

Why are you asking so many questions

I just want to understand where you are coming from?

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"Fall asleep" with your leg in dry ice so it has to be amputated.... like that 1 furretard did with his hands so he could have paws

The guard on the front of a train would drag you for miles instead of cutting your leg off. Or else trails would always be getting derailed for fuckin sticks on the track

Turniquet, a band saw, and a hot iron rod. Maybe some morphine or heroin to numb the bain if you can stay lucid.

>what about circumcision?
I didn't ask for my foreskin to be removed.

Do no harm isn't actually a thing doctors have to abide by. That said they'll propaby call in a psychiatrist if you go in looking for a cosmetic amputation. Unless you want to cut your dick off (trans or circumcision)

High power laz0r

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Will make you blind of not careful.