YLYL
YLYL
So no dude wanted to blow her back out now shes 50 and pissed
ATTENTION, MUSLIM SPAMMER.
This thread is for FUNNY pictures.
It is not for propaganda about Islam.
But, feel free to make jokes about Mohammed.
This story has to be bullshit. No one would say "titta" to someone. Simply because everyone in Sweden speaks English. Working in a service job on a cruise, she definitely spoke English since that is a requirement.
I would fuck the shit outta her
Eh, what's up Putin?
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Lost at "convince your partner they actually have tinnitus"
you should be shot in the street by an illegal immigrant in a sanctuary state like California or ny
please die
satan begone
>seething
Exactly. But instead of ending her pitiful existence, she rather have everyone else die
Nigger
Oh, crap, the Muslim thief is stealing the audience AGAIN.
Like I expected.. Why don't you post FUNNY islamic stuff?
Like jokes about Mohammed?
A man who marries a 6 year old girl is a rich source of humor !
Here, this is an example of a funny Islamic pic. The humor comes from it not being quite what you expect.. but it's still true.
Oh fuck it’s been a while since I’ve seen this. Does anybody have the original vid it’s from?
why lol
bruh i just cried
Because reddit
youtube.com
14 seconds
That's isn't even a joke or funny or anything?
That's just a boring ass story of some teenager horseshit.
I've actually watched this happen multiple times.
Lurk Moar
I try my best to NOT be the stereotype. I honestly love my kids
That's true dedication like the original "everybody do the dinosaur" green text story
Wtf
maybe you should show us how it's done first
Lost HARD
Radical Islam
Flat earthers make me lose every single fucking time
If you've been to an ocean, you've seen the curve. No picture is evidence for or against because lenses are curved
Take a straight edge while you're standing on a beach and you cannot line it up perfectly with the horizon because of the curve
BUT THEY STILL think the Earth is flat lmaooooo
Fucking kek
They've dug themselves a hole and instead of having some decency they are going full pic related
I know it bait, but fuck this one gave me an anurism
haha lol
So what is it rebounding off of?
They say NO while they stab their daughters for maybe kissing someone they like.
They say it loudly, whilste stabbing them in the streets. Yes, we know how shari'ah works.
when you shit on a cruise ship, do they just flush it right into the ocean?
this is reddit in a nutshell
Why is it a female goat?
Faggots gets killed in muslim countries, so they sensibly fuck a female goat.
It's stored in an onboard septic tank
Its the only decent thing to do
How do you think Kombucha Tea is made?
this I agree, extended family is a way better way of intergenerational support and overall generation of wealth
Hillary Clinton consoling another of her husband's victims.
What kind of faggot gets a fucking gay ass tattoo like that?
Trump is a major player in the Jeffery Epstein fiasco along with his ole buddy Little Willy Clinton
Says anonymous man on Cred Forums, so you know it's true.
someone who browses reddit, obviously
Of course it’s stupid. The whole thing started as a troll so we could laugh at those morons who fell for it.
Holy shit, is this real?
OMG OC ON MY ?B?!? HAHAHAHA! I"VE NEVER LAGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE!
Prove me wrong.
If you were a billionaire and your friend just so happened to be well known for getting lolis to magically appear in your bed, what do you think YOU would do??
Ya got me, that was a good one
Got me
Would fuck, and she's not wrong
Bro. Issa joke. Those memes are ironic. And it's funny. I'm in the military and I send those to my juniors all the time. Shit's cash
Fuck lost
Lost
Passing throu water molecules,and the discharge of energy makes that boss ass thunder sound. How the hell you think screaming works then?
We got the proof. We finally got it. Going to write up my scientific paper now. Oh boy im so excited
Damn just slap on a black cape, and a loud ass rebreather and you got yourself one bad sith lord
Why is a dome the first logical option? What about trees, mountains, buildings?
Something to do with an obscure bible reference about the sky being a dome
Sure, a random book from a time when people died from staring in the sun
FUCKING LOST
We forget you Queen Mab.
Why not at least get with a latino? Something resembling white might come out. Theres 0 chance of that with anything black.
stop fake "losing" to this BS. fucking newfags.
Seen a damn ad on youtube or some bs yesterday. That Jew Nazi show on amazon coming out now its "11 million" Fuck that number keeps growing every year.
No, shithead. The onus to prove one's self is on you, not me.
You made the assertion Trump is related to Epstein or something? It's not my job to prove you right or wrong, that's YOUR job.
What is this from? I swear I've read this.
Good stuff. Lost
One eye on the teet
One eye on street
At least make it rhyme you shitskin monkey
Oh I dunno...
That doesn't "prove" anything. Try again.
The Enigma of Amigara Fault
>sticks fingers in ears
"Lalalalalalalalala"
Your argument
>"Here's a picture of Trump at a party with Epstein. This picture practically PROVES Trump molested children!"
Your argument
Trump was listed on the flight logs of the 'lolita' express to Epsteins island of deviants, therefore Trump is pedro.
no amount of circumlocution can negate that simple fact.
well, yeh. it does.
Show logs or gtfo
I would have to say you lack critical thinking abilities. IS Trump molesting children in that picture? No. Therefore the picture does not prove he molested children.
That doesn't make sense shithead.
I find it hard to believe Mr. Sixx would defend Trump
This is false.
Kek
Is Epstein molesting kids in that pic too? No? Thank you very much.
That's right, now you're getting it! Evidence doesn't always give us conclusive answers.
THINK!
I chuckled
Look, I invented an algorithm with about that level of accuracy too! And I didn't even have to use AI!
string DetermineSexuality(image) {
return "straight";
}
My friend works on a ship and he said they do some shit to clean it. Adding bacteria to eat it or something. I think he said they chlorinate and then dechlorinate. Then once its safe for enviroment its dumped. Probably could be researched easily. Its not stored for land fall.
There are many reasons as to why Europe rose to pre-eminence in the world. The reason the contest is between Europe and Asia is due to the fact that the most domesticable plants exist in these two regions (particularly the east medeteranian basin and yanzhe river.) This allowed agriculture to develop first in the hilly flanks (Jordon) and then China, on the back of which the first empires were built from the Assyrians and Egyptians in the West to the Han dynasty and the First emperor in China. Although Europe maintained a slight lead up to the fall of the Roman empire Asia’s development, technology and logistical prowess kept ahead until sometime in the 15th Century when Europes fragmentation led to the development of a system where by small national states competed for everything in every possible arena. Science, Commerce, Army competence, Naval tradition. All were hotly contested leading to increasingly rapid discoveries as potential catalysts to progress were free to travel from Kingdom to Republic to Empire in search of the right conditions to pursue their work. This can be seen in Colombus who is now presumed to have been from Genoa yet had worked for at least three different States, eventually being commissioned by Spain to find a new route to the still fabled, rich lands east of the Silk Road. By discovering America he accidentally gave impetus and fuel to the recent explosion of competition in Europe driving States to go even further to gain an edge of rivals whether by colonisation, which led to the establishment of the Atlantic trading system where African slaves could be sold to America for Cotton etc, which could be manufactured in Europe and swapped to African rulers for more slaves, providing unlimited capital for investment (also a new European invention - basically ‘fake money’ - all money is fake but this is so in the conventional sense.
>christ
>referring to capitalists
history's not your strong point eh
SHUT
UP
stardate.org
>On the day the Sun shone on the bottom of the wells in Syene, Eratosthenes measured the Sun's position in the sky over Alexandria. It was seven degrees away from the zenith, meaning Syene must be seven degrees away from Alexandria as measured on the circle that is Earth's circumference. Because seven degrees is about one 50th of a full circle (360 degrees), Eratosthenes simply multiplied the distance from Alexandria to Syene -- believed to have been about 515 miles (830 km) -- by 50. He calculated Earth's circumference at 26,000 miles (42,000 km), only five percent away from the modern accepted value of 24,901 miles (40,074 km).
It's a prison tattoo. He's a Nazi
Doesn't matter, earth is flat.
Shits a ucmj violation. Watch yourself.
OP
Proof that islam = satan
So that's why they wear those things
What makes you think it wasn't? I keep seeing people mention that they "saw the math", but I've never actually seen someone produce the math them selves.
>Dude trust me
I've seen the first one a lot more often than the second in real life. all the guys I knew, especially this one guy I worked with who married a japanese woman who barely spoke english, were all massive faggots with egos and were addicted to anime comics. and porn no doubt
too late, he killed himself
Huh, convinced me.
Someone pls send the webm with girl fucking herself with cucumber and then putting it in burger
Checkmate atheists
"Ara ara"
What
It's a dance work called "Body Remix Goldberg Variationen" by Marie Chouinard
Here's a part of it, not sure what part the famous gif is from
youtube.com
It means "oh my" in Japanese.
False divergence: everyone knows that all furfags are child and animal rapists.
>Also: Kill yourself.
Lol found the pedo. How exactly is it a false divergence? Do you even know what that means?
the enigma of amigara fault by junji ito
Fat southie mick mutts
hypocrisy is the mark of people who lie.
well this is clearly the correct one
is that a fucking pregnant nilbog second from the left top row
The girls in these pictures are so fucking hot
Then investigate every name on the logs thoroughly. It makes no sense to single Trump out if you think he's a pedo. Singling him out only boils it down to "Epstein bad, but Orange Man more bad"
A gay man
They are too white, must be converts.
What do you call a travelling and a technical foul? A kobe.
I'll gladly pay for his one way trip to afghanistan.
I'll produce some facts.
1st one.
CEnsus figures suggest there was only a half million jews in germany and less than 2 million in europe. Additionally withthe amount of ovens found and how they operate it would not be possible to cremate 6 million bodies in the years it was claimed they were cremated.
WW2 has clearly been misrepresented for a purpose but what that purpose is is anyones guess.
My thoughts are that socialist germany didn't round up the jews. They rounded up the rich and abusive people in society. You know the 1%rs who control 99% of the resources. It just happened that these people were mostly jewish thus the entire thing was misrepresented as an attack on judaism.
The unfortunate truth of the matter is more than 10 million russian catholics were killed by the germans but for some reason we don't have the same visceral reaction to anti catholic shit the way we do anti jewish. There is plenty of fucked up information which will make you question the image of the hard done by jews who till this day are apparantly treated badly.......
There is a behavioural conditioning amongst society that ultimately prevents the questioning of this as it's antisemetic which also ties to the fact that no one will stop the jewish leaders 'israeli state' from terrorizing the native populations.
Just an indian man.
Lost. Lol
ugliest quads
What is that map meant to represent?
LAWL
Average IQ, it's a Cred Forums tier meme
Fuck that was a good mini-series.
Kek
>CUNTemporary Events
Thanks. I knew it was Cred Forums but wasn't sure if it was meant to represent something like aids or whatever
They do look very similar
Convergence of incelarity based on regional trends.
nice toilet
Its always been 6 million jews.
The 11 million figure includes all the other victims like the gays, gypsies, slavs, and the retarded.
11 million did die. Only like 3.4 mil were jewish.
Considering what the jews did in germany, they got treated very well.
gypsies could use another holocaust
niggers killing gingers
Your Jesus was a Jew.
Are you a fucking retard? Is your IQ below 70?? The plane was NOWHERE near moon, it just went to its destination as usual. I know it since i'm a pilot, i can say i am literally no closer to the moon than you are when i fly. 238 kilomiles is super fucking far away, but your small brain obviously can't comprehend it. Go to school and come back in 10 years you fucking brainlet
it says "RPLY OR YOUR" I think you can figure out the rest
Hi there! It looks like you were trying to post in a comedy thread but don't actually have a personality or a soul, and need to go back!
Back to a magical place built just for (you)--->
.
underrated
>thinking a standard faggot is better than darth vader
Are you baiting, baited or baiting bait
I love your kids too
I almost keked
I mean we bomb your countries, then drain your brain power. Get fucking roasted sand niggers.
Checking.... and he is a jew.
So?
proof that hes literally hitler!
inshallah brother
> arte logo in the corner
seems about right. When I grew up, there was a channel for children's programmes, and at about 18:00 or something, they would show arte on the same channel. Master troll at work here.
Arte always had the weird asf nightmare fuel
thats really sad desu
another appeasement piece to china, fuck off chamberlain
Probably something about the retarded brits giving away their colonies for free. Not the other whites fault tho.
Not really, death was ruled as accidental.
>government dinner
>everyone has to have his own shitty pregrind pepper
>with his well done steak
>and ketchup
I just chuckled at using Aus from "Globetardia" I know the bastards have every joke coming, but it still makes me chuckle.
How do people still fall for this and read this whole thing?
yeet
Translation please
Camel Cock Jockeys
A retarted american who googled the word for see.
Or a dane, as we only learn swedish for like 1 year in early school and derfor only knows a few words.
Missing
>gets arrested for criticizing Israel
Ty for info, people also forget that stalin starved millions of his own population. There were no nuremberg trials for the americans either, but they felt entitled to run all of it, blaming the japs and germans. The jews are greedy too, it is not unfair to say that. They even honestly think they deserve their own holy land, with no other race in it.
Countries where there was a higher % of white people than there are now.
Any country.
The Great Replacement / Sociopolitical Cuckoning.
I kek everytime
#LLL
If you actually read the article, it's not stupid what he's saying. He means losing support from extended family has been bad overall, so if you no longer have it, think about creating a bigger family, even with people who aren't blood related
He caught the plane coming back from the Island. It went from Island to Mainland, then Trump got on, then he flew home.
Our vaccines come from China
>You've been proved wrong
Found the Jew.
She read too much attack on titan
I lose every time i see this shit
does he think he can fool anyone with that
Holy shit...... fucking furries, ugh.
A backed up sewer?
Bruh he copied the greentext.
as Trump is one of the most powerful people in the world, his name on the logs is of greater significance than others.
you seem to have missed the point, old son
Because there's a vaccine for coronavirus.
Ohoho someone's mad
Got me hard
No.
are you retarded??? it's a perspective trick, watch a boat "disappear" over the horizon and then zoom in, you'll be able to see it for many many miles
Is that he-man as jesus?
old and unfunny
>No one would say "titta" to someone
just because you are monolingual doesn't mean everyone else is
Lol I lost
I would use a butter knife to make the pleasure last longer
Are you a negro that fucked a while girl or a white simp that fucked an asian whore?
I don't get it. Bog jews arent white so...... Did they get new uniforms or what?
based 420chan. That thread is still up
Kek
Lost
Based terrorist
>trump is Pedro
Kek vote for Pedro 2020
Ur gettin me hard mate
its like 5km from my home and when you see what they did to that area of france you understand
50 years ago its was the typcal french "douceur de vivre" area then it got islamized last decades , and now last few years everybody is hating and being suspicious at each others
fucking african muslims ruined that part of France
kek Cred Forums autism
chuckled