Waifu bread.
Slow edition.
Waifu bread
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Henlo. You seem to be alone with me here a lot.
here
Hallo tomo.
sup
Finished work, came home, started thread.
Also ceiling.
so a lot of nothing!
Not quite. But you always seem to. You are a trained professional. GG.
seem to do nothing? if so yeha thats true.
Yeah. But I was going for doing a lot of nothing, not just basic nothing. Basic nothing is for the weaklings.
i do basic nothing tho
weakling...
thatsme!
ketchub
Eww on phone uwu
ketchub
No thank you
Fuck the Uchiha
oofxx
I'm in this thread to claim Geo miss universe because they're always there to catch me when I fall.
cute
Cat bump.
I said slow...
Back to the que with you.
dragonbump
I don't see dragons
>*closes hands back up to muffled mwmwmwwfmfwmfwwffwff's*xx
ew...
you only see the dragons you believe in
my waifu
Ew you
Well, I can only see Komodo dragons then
I don't believe in "dragons"
Really nice pic
2/2 xx
ew...
That's a little weird
There's a different answer from you besides "ew"?
Rude, moon was just chillin'
Me looking at my waifu
Well, I can't see Komodos! Lucky you, they're pretty good dragons to see I hear!
ew... is not an answer you troglodite.
ew...
It just looks like a sand crocodile, probably a little bit more to say about them but I an idiot on that subject
Thanks for the feedback
eww... satan.
Eww, singles
That's me.
You're a little bit too much random
Am I?
...
no please, this is a different thread.
you don't have to post mine
thanks for educating me Stan
cute
Kirin with the comeback, killing all of us within five seconds.
i'm sorry.. even though it wasn't my mistake.
classic Kirin
HI
Shark
I don't know what you're sorry for but I forgive you if I have the authority to.
then maybe you faggots should leave
based
Oh well, i'll get him next time. After I learn gunlance.
Maybe I should get a controller.
You nerds ever play Jade Empire?
thump
this is my new waifu
>new
Never seen the show shes from but she cute
What happened to your previous waifu?
Lucky you, you can still watch it for the first time then.
Claiming Kumiko Oumae
She looks cute af so I’m hoping it’s not a bait and switch and she’s barely in it
docutah docutah.
Cat cute
Sometimes Id like to have Haste to speed up these threads.
Berry slow
is this your waifu user? i'm sorry..
i mean she seems to like it tho
You can speed up the thread if you want- it's as easy as posting more.
I like slow threads, they are relaxing, and I can take a lot of time to work on a good post.
delete this
Waifu Berry
Berry tripsy
So I already have Haste? Nice.
You like slow threads because yo have more time to make text walls, dont you?
bump
Actually, slow threads give me more time to regret everything I've typed, delete half of it and rework the other half of it, so quite the opposite.
Also I can spend more time picking an image and I have like, 300 at this point, and it's very nice not to have to hurry for one.
The only stressful thing is that the thread always looks like its life support plug is going to get pulled if nobody acts.
u a cute
That image is sad ;-;
Well you got a point there, since you put a good amount of effort in your posts.
And how is going your day?
She hot
Gotta promote fluff
Earth strong, we'll make her get better and give her a big hug.
My day is nice, I went for a walk and got lost for 2 hours outside of town. I have given some leftover cake to ants and they hated it.
Now I'm playing subnautica, but I need to sleep more today because the past days I've been posting on Cred Forums until 5 am. How about you?
Adorable, that girl looks like a star on legs.
Aw yea you should they're a good girl.
Poor man's Holo
Yeah, you should sleep, its important for you and all of that.
Well, I got off from school sooner today, when I got home a blackout came, my laptop is overheating and I cant turn on the fan because the power plant could shutdown in any moment, also is pretty danm hot here, and I mean its the overheat, geez in a while I will take another shower...
Mai cute
This is why I hated summer as a kid, when it's too cold, you can put on more clothes. But there's a limit to how many clothes you can take off in summer.
That sounds brutal, Good luck on getting your fan back, maybe go get ice cream somewhere, if it's not too late at yours.
Nobody painfully astral projects like Gaston.
Is cat a psycho killer like nico?
Yeah.
I'm a pro at killing... expectations.
You know, in other time, those trips could be mine... yeah...
If this were cold I could stand it, but no.
Well, my laptop is insanely heat right now and I cant stand the heat anymore, sorry Earth, I will take a shower, talk to you when the power comes, farewell!
hello all
Second reply to me with trips, naicu
ello'
Sorry, those trips are Earth chan's now. Until then, friend, keep cool!
Hello you.
"All" is also german for "space".
hello you look like little red riding hooding that
I did not know that thats quite interesting
Snaa
You tried
I'm single again.
Got an evening to myself, gonna suck some cock tonight.
Literally nobody is surprised.
No, you're quads.
Thanks for the detailed liveblog, now fuck off to facebook
Hello, my entire personality is being gay.
I raise expectations don't kill them :(
yes she is, she is the best. it is the only picture i have of her at the moment.
Sorry :(
Neither was i
Nice trips
What a time to get quads lol
Green text us the whole story, please
Why don't you have an actual personality?
Don't be sorry cat it's okay I'm here now:)
wait your waifu is little red riding hood?
>hug
i would hug you back but my boyfriend might kill me
You just dont pay attention
>be me
>BF msgs me at 10pm to come over
>clean up, get dressed and take my lube with me ready to get fucked
>get there
>he let's me in and shows me a hamster cage
>said he just got a hamster today
>whatev
>spends the next two hours watching this damn hamster ignoring me
>finally get him in bed
>start pulling his shirt off
>said hes tired nd wnr to got to bed
>we havent had sex in weeks
>ask him what his problem is
>he said he can help but think of our relationship as anything but platonic
>translation "let's just be friends"
>mfw
Didnt really hit me that night, only started crying the next day.
I wanted to break up with him, but Its hard to put that in complete perspective until it happens.
>GUYS I CAN'T WAIT TO SUCK COCK LIKE I DO DAILY BECAUSE I LOVE IT SO MUCH
>What do you mean my only trait is being gay?
you have a bf now?
oh my god you poor thing
>cuddles
Blast this when the first weeb rights marches start
She sounds a little like she has a stuffed nose.
so how long ago did it hit you?
WHY ISN'T MY BOYFRIEND'S ONLY INTEREST FUCKING MY ASS?
I have to write an equalizer logic in c# and the fact that it's so fucking repetitive is killing me.
I kinda' wanna stick my foot in the mains outlet.
Hello again.
Just because I like talking about sucking cock it doesnt mean I have nothing else going on.
I'm honestly happy it's over, I do like hanging out with Justin, but he has bad days where he cant seem to care about anything.
I'm glad I'm finally single again, I want to fuck a cute twink or get domed by a fit guy.
Did what hit me?
It's all you talk about.
Why not take your gay adventures to /soc/?
4real seras ur prolly gonna get an std, if ur not looking for true love then what's the point. just jack off
Dont have much going on
Probably will have stories from work soon, got an interview on Wednesday.
>Be me
>Invite friend over to see my new hamsters
>Guy takes forever to get over
>WTF.png
>Finally shows up
>Tell him about my new hamsters
>He's holding some water bottle
>Guy isn't interested in my hamsters
>Puts me in a off mood
>It's bed time
>Go to sleep friend crashes out next to me
>Starts wrestling with me
>Pulling my shirt over my head
>ToTiredForThis.jpg
>Tell him "Bro, go to sleep"
>Friend's upset with me we didn't box
>Takes all the blankets
>mfw
Megumin claimed btw
hahaha still as horny as ever just don't fuck your self up bu rebounding
was just wondering if you needed some one to vert to
So you have no other interests besides cramming as many dicks in your mouth as possible?
And you feel the need to blog about it constantly?
hamster
Cute waifu, cool greentext, quality post.
Hello hey what's good?
Wow, a person. Wonder who it is!
"Hey user, I got some new hamsters, aren't they cute?"
"Yeah, cool rats or whatever, are you going to stuff my ass or what?"
I thought I found that with Justin, but he just didn't seem to care enough. I couldnt just talk to him he would always just talk over me and every time I talked about something he was passionate about he would mention how his Xes did that too or some other BS.
And an entire month without any intimacy just soured it all
I'll go back to dating for love when I have time, but for the time being I need to focus on school and work, I'll just try to get a few FWB not gonna run off with complete strangers.
"akari thread isnt up, better go be annoying faggot somewhere else"
Yes
awh... that's sad... you should stomp on his hamster...
I don't believe in the Just Friends thing...
I think he just fell out of love with you and that's okay... you'll find someone better
be nice
yeah he's amazing
I would love that
you and twilight can both fuck off back there
Wow you really hate me
maybe if you were more than a cock hungry gay he would've cared more about you
Hello.
Doing good over here.
How about you?
based pebble
konata, yui, seras, the list goes on...
>Lalena
Good claim. Only girl worth watching that show.
Everything allright here as well, it's a quiet evening now after 3 days of storm, and I'm posting my waifu online, it could barely be more comfortable to be in my shoes-
someone is sawing wood in the attic above me though.
Im claiming Rory as I do. Objectively correct you are, though.
>he can only name the popular ones
>doesn't know all of them post here
Oh my god I'm so pleased for you whats is he like
you want to chat now? I'm free right now I think I have you on discord
Mabey, he just seemed to not get anything out of the relationship, I tried my best to please him, but he just was indifferent.
>can't read
I think I'm gonna be busy tonight heh
from the way you talk about it daily, you just wants his cock. what a turn-off if you ask me
are you sure you weren't just trying to please yourself than please him, there's more to a relationship than eating cock
>nigger faggot orbiter doesn't understand when he's being called a dick hopping trend faggot
you can fuck off with all of them
what did he mean by this
of course i know all of them post here, those are just the worst of the bunch
Oh. My bad man. Have a good worst choice.
Sounds good, glad to hear the weather has cleared out.
Yeah, upstair neighbors can be a bit annoying at times...
You mean Tuka or Yao?
fair enough hope you enjoy
sort of jealous how you can just go out and get laid, I'm so bad at hooking up ;-;
I-im on the top floor though, the only thing above me is the attic, and it's midnight..
>slaps his one inch bean to too many nigger BBC can't understand civilized language
>acting like he knows
>doesn't know shit
>will only call out easy targets other hate
>wont say shit to anyone else
ask me how i know you suck dick
Isn't this a waifu claiming thread. Why are people fighting about irl/other thread things? Cool it down.
this is a gay avatarfag erp hookup thread
Thank youuu
He's really tall, muscles, quiet, like music and i really don't know how i got so lucky...
Its easyer if you're bottom.
Also helps I got a cute face
Ah... Much better...
Hello again.
we got big fucking deal over here bro
can you explain to us about yui being manipulative bro
if that's so true, how come nobody loves me, user?
Sup, nerd? How's it hangin'?
ok yui
so your the bottom then I'm guessing
I'm just talking about getting in to the clubs to begin with I got no gay friends to go with, It's a real pain!
lewd
pathetic
get grindr then stoopid
oh nononono
yui spamming
>yui
Perhaps it would be a wise idea to perform exorcism.
Mondays am I right
Nah man. Rory is smug loli bait. You can like her if want.
...
This thread isn't dead?
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