Can someone please tell me what this is. I noticed it today, haven’t had sex in two weeks...

Can someone please tell me what this is. I noticed it today, haven’t had sex in two weeks. Hurts a little when squeezed gently.

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Ingrown hairs could possibly get on the shaft, otherwise it might be Herpes.

I think it's a penis.

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ah yes, it's one of these funny creatures from the abyss

AIDS

herpes
>get meds

Rotfl

you got herpaids my nigga .

It's just a blister from masturbating. You probably have a callus on your thumb and gripped too hard. Just stop jacking it for a few days, it goes away.

It's the black plague. A common side effect of getting no pussy

not herpes retard

OP, it's HPV aka genital warts. Not the end of the world, just treat it and the symptoms eventually go away on it's own after so many years.

Idk wash your dick, probs just a wart or pimple though

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Most likely an ingrown hair Cred Forumsro. I had one of those not too long ago and gently got the fucker out with an alcohol cleaned exacto knife. Squeeze the fuck out of it at the base of the inflammation, and if it pops, it's likely an ingrown hair.

If you can, find and pull out the hair with tweezers. If it's too small, let it sit until it grows big enough to pull out.

Jesus man at least chub it up a little before taking a photo like that. Have some self-respect

>assburgers
Fuckin' lol

kek

Not hard but hopefully this is a bit more clear

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this

HPV it looks like or herpes.
HPV will go away after a while but is extremely contagious. If you are sleeping with a girl ask if she is vaccinated.

LMAO!

Looks like you got genital warts. its not a huge deal but you wanna get it froze off or it'll spread.

warts hpv isnt the same as cancer hpv... but yes all girls should be vaccinated.

Hpv dude. Its a wart, you can remove it with aldara immune stimulation cream or use bazooka removal gel but be very sparing unless you want a scar on your cock. I'd advise going to a doctor to diagnose and provide information on treatment.

Its a Tardigrade

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Sorry OP, it's AIDS.

Coronavirus

It’s a cock

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