Daily reminder for godtards: your god’s fake, your heaven’s fake, your hell’s fake, your baby jesus was nothing more than plagiarised fiction, your religion is a scam designed to separate idiots from their cash, your priest knows that he is a liar and you. got. scammed.
Daily reminder for godtards: your god’s fake, your heaven’s fake, your hell’s fake...
these boys should be swoll fit lads and pot heroes then yes else no
Say what?
He’s talking in tongues
Did school let out early today, kiddo? Or did moralatheist666 upload another video and you felt the need to spread the message?
I'd like to see you bitch in a Muslim country about Muslims and subsequently see your head cut off
SAY IT IN JAPANEZE
I’m 53, champ. Been doing this for around 35 years. You’re welcome.
Behold the “good” christian. Martin Bryant’s actions did not make Julian Knight a good guy, even though Julian thought it did, and actually requested a reduction in his sentence based on Bryant’s crime.
well you didn't need to tell me all that sherlock, it's all extremely obvious
Just off yourself boomer
>Imagine being an edgy atheist
Well said. If you need further proof the kike god doesn't exist watch this
>Imagine being a retarded christian who thinks praying to a kike in the sky will get anything done
>Kike in the sky
>I’m 53, champ
If you're OP, perform at your age level's potential.
Post something with substance, rather than schoolyard taunts.
>Muh jeebus
Atheists are just edgy leftist nigtier degenerates.
Atleast be agnostic or keep your dimwit opinions to yourself
>The universe came from nothing HURR DURRR EERRRRRRRR
>or keep your dimwit opinions to yourself
This is something christcucks should really learn to do.
Who made the thread tho ?
>God came from nothing HURRR DURRR EERRRRRR
The joke writes itself.
Someone with a brain.
This
Why would something greater than everything need a creation ?
Why would the universe need a beginning, knowing that time itself it human-made and that time doesn't exist in space?
Come on, try harder John Baptist.
>I disagree with you
>Therefore you are a small child
This is the level of public discord we can expect from a brainwashed christfag
Shit gets crazy amazing when you understand he only ever refers to himself as "the son of man".
Omae wa mou shinderu.
That's a typical christfag for you. Fucking morons, all of them.
Point out something that has ever popped up out of nowhere. The universe has to have a beginning. Time was a thing before humans invented the clock u ape nigger.
Says itself
>something that has ever popped up out of nowhere
That happens all the time during hadron collisions. lrn2science.
Seethe harder Clovis
Jesus was the son of Caesar. That's why he's so famous. The winners write history.
Caesar fucked a white called Mary. Mother Mary. Lier were made and written down. Mary was a whore. Heaven comes from old Norse and the meaning is "sea"
It's symbolic for the "beyond". Very known by drug users. Look at Christianity. They don't even know what a miracle is. There is no God.
>Atleast be agnostic
Agnostics piss me off. They think they're fucking clever because, logically, yes it's impossible to disprove god's existence so we can't know FOR SURE if he's not real but fuck off with that faggot shit everyone knows that and you're not special or smarter or any of that shit. You're just an even bigger faggot than the rest of us. In conclusion, the greeks invented anal sex.
Hey buddy just because organized religion is corrupt and the story of Jesus is basically plagiarized doesn't mean the power of the Holy Spirit is also fake
Well if god's so smart then why is he DEAD?
Ask nietzsche
The holy spirit is a gang of rapists that include Caesar. They impregnated her.
What power does the holy spirit has? Praying doesn't work, god doesn't do shit when kikes abduct and torture children, he doesn't do shit when christians get slaughtered by muslims.
Maybe he exists, but he's utterly useless and not worthy of any praise.
Why does it reek of virginity, piss jugs and mtn dew in this thread ? Nobody gives a fuck about you atheists kek
Radioactive cannabinoids.
>Why does it reek of virginity, piss jugs and mtn dew in this thread ? Nobody gives a fuck about you atheists kek
Why do you mock virginity, one of the most praised virtues in christianity? You bible loving kike worshipping bastards don't even know your own religion.
God is a word.
>Christian
Where did i state i was a Christian you obnoxious 500lbs nigtard ?
Your inability to conceptualize something like the big bang is not surprising. A lot of the higher sciences seem to defy conventional wisdom and common sense and yet all the brightest scientific minds all over the world seem to agree that whatever the origins of existence - a big beared man in the sky is low on the list of possibilities. I'll believe a peer-reviewed scientific theory over the scribbling of bronze age peasants any day.
Don't be racist.
All that wealth serves nothing to priests. They earn around 600 euro/month.
All this is dedicated to God, Who deserves the best things, the best art and the best everything
Ah, I see you are a Nontrinitarian believer.
The Holy Spirit is like the force they talk about in Star Wars. I'm not so sure about God and Jesus but I sure as fuck can feel the Holy Spirit. It feels like tapping into the unlimited strength and energy of the universe.
Point to where in the bible it states that "god" is a man in the sky, thanks. 45% of scientists in USA are religious btw.
And why the fuck do you care so much you sack of shit?
All i ssk is for the right to believe ehat i want, and for you to have the right to believe what you want, I'm not going to force my beliefs on you and you should not do the same to me.
Its that simple, what don't you understand?
Dumbasses.
I think a god could be real not necessarily one we made up but still.
So fuck you.
Gen X, derpy. Another ignorant godtard.
Why do you not believe that evolution is a part of the word of God?
Everything happening is the will of God. God is a nigger.
My godtard threads are filled with rich creamy substance. Stick around kiddo and marvel at my work.
>Why do you not believe that evolution is a part of the word of God?
When do you figure I said that?
I don't understand why they portrait Jesus as a white male when he obviously was a sand nigger. He lived in Israel before the Jews were driven away by Caesar because they crucified his son. What kind of macro tier memory surpression is this? Fucking like history!
Did you change your mind?
Therefore your favourite magic invisible floating faggot in the sky requires a creator. By your own rule.
No,
God/Jesus are real as can be. As Han said, "It's true, all of it" Jesus is God, Jesus died, Jesus arose 3 days later, and He is exclusively the only way to heaven.
What might be confusion to you is ...catholics aren't really christian. They were at one point, but they've become self-indulged, corrupt, and worship their traditions more than God. Catholicism at this point isn't much more than a cult like mormons, jehovah's witness, and so forth.
Getting real tired of your shit man. Miracles don't exist!
Well if I say that I'm god would you believe it?
>45% of scientists in USA
I hope you understand what a ridiculously low percentage that is compared to the rest of America. I'm an American and I don't broadcast that I'm athiest outside the internet because you catch a lot of flak for that in the US. I'll bet half of that 45% are lying just to keep you nutjobs off their case. That's what I'd do.
If you want to go to heaven, buy yourself a spaceship!
Paradise? Maybe you shouldn't be an asshole to others online
You seem kind of upset but I'd like to point out that nobody in this thread seems to be trying to convert anyone. We are all just mocking each other for our differing beliefs. You know, cuz it's Cred Forums.
>catholics aren't really christian
who are the real christians then
OP here. Agnostics are cowardly morons. They haven’t quite got rid of goddy god god, so they are having a bet each way. You can bet the house that the average agnostic knows that Lono is myth. They save their “open-mindedness” for one particular god, which reveals that their delusions are not fully healed.
>They save their “open-mindedness” for one particular god, which reveals that their delusions are not fully healed.
or they just prefer the idea of one overarching deity among them all
t. buttshattered godtard ragesperging at facts
Your favourite little god remains fake, champ
I know man.. i was just freaking out cause my daughter burnt my pizza.
But im just saying, the right to believe whatever we want doesn't come into play at all.?
Fuck your religious hierarchy!
I've been god since 2014 and nobody believes me. I've been through so much bullshit because of unbelievably unbelievable people that want to make others unbelieve so that they may go to heaven before them.
Fuck this bullshit. I'm ending the planet. Y'all going to hell!
Accept it!
How can it be heaven if you are in it?
Take this "syllable"
If you can't even behave on Earth, how can you even possibly dream of heaven?
daily reminder that the Emperor is the only truth
You believe you are God?
Well if you're agnostic you can't KNOW Lono is myth. I mean you can't ABSOLUTELY prove that Lono isn't a real diety. Should probably worship him just in case.
I'm god. What is it?
Nowhere did i say i was religious you stupid piece of shit, you waste of space, im just saying respect each others right to believe in whatever the fuck you want.
You can't possibly be so thick as to not understand that.
I am A god, yes.
Grant me trips
I am god. He is your god. Our best friend and worst enemy. A concept, a word before the word was born. Like a velocity of space time. I can read you like a barcode
You're beliefs shouldn't be based on preference. That's how people become delusional - by bending their own perception of reality until it's distorted enough to fit their preferred world view.
Do you have a history of what we mortals call "mental illness"?
I will grant you nothing because you've never learned how to ask me!
It's coded.
>Believes in god
>Says dubs matter
Pick one
Pretty please?
Nobody is restricting your right to believe what you want. I assume you believe in the same shit you did an hour ago right? No thought police kicking your door down? We're just shooting the shit here friendo,
Don't we all?
No please is pretty!
You don't even want trips. You just want to blame me for all the shit that you remember after that I've granted you trips and demand to get to heaven immediately
Im a Schroedinger's believer you faggot.
I could believe and not believe at the same time.
True , true, thank you for being you.
You can't crack a god like a videogame.
You can't hack his game and upload it on piratebay
Heavenly trips checked
Yes i can.
I am the hacker known as Cred Forums.
Praise Kek
I can get a proxy. How will you find me then?
I do my best
I agree.
Atheists are christians
They know the word of God. They live in it.
Christians are atheists. They doubt god and defile his name with sins of the thousands and wash their hands in African, Indian and Chinese blood.
Muslims only kill apostates on the regular. They won't go after outspoken atheists or critics unless they piss off an Imam enough to get named as an infidel jihad target in a fatwa.
I can reverse backtrack and backtrace you,and the consequences will never be the same.
If I'm going to hell, I'm dragging you down with me. All of you.
You made me into who I am. You painted me like Mona Lisa
I wouldnt believe something created me either if i were you degenerates :)
That would make you schizophrenia.
I like giraffes.
>catholics aren't really christian
Catholics are the only Christians you dumbass, the rest of you are heretics. The schism birthed the first wave of heretics in the form of the eastern orthodox churches and from there more and more heretical sects have branched off.
tl;dr no u
John, doe has to go.
Remove him as admin right now.
He's just tracking me and wants me to kill myself. He knows my IP.
He doesn't even like Reese's
He lied about me having a small dick too.
And atheistic nihilism invited the heathen hordes in to rape the West. Thanks a bunch.
>Atheists are christians
>Christians are atheists.
I'm sure this seemed very profound in your head but on behalf of the entire atheist community, for which I obviously speak, shut the fuck up.
Wow, are you going to be surprised.
>apostates
>Imam
>fatwa
What is that in English?
Who said that I was an atheist?
Medicine!
Codeine time Alice!
It's core English culture now.
Orthodox Christians were before the schism.
Get your shit straight, Catholicism took a wrong turn then.
I'm going to grow to 195 cm and gain a lot of muscle for no reason at all
>heathen hordes
It's really funny how much people are hating the refugee crisis. It's going to get much, much worse and people like you are going to shit their pants lol
You dubfags are both wrong. Everyone is technically an agnostic whether they admit it or not.
You're going to shit your pants when it kicks off, mate.
Who said I said you were an atheist? Who said anything ever? What even is real life??!?!
well, given the fact that time is infinite, eventually something like that would have to happen. it may take billions of billions of years but it’ll eventually, inevitably happen. this also kinda means hypothetically there could be a god since the infinite possibilities and shit but idk man
Yet here you are still not being able to bring a new date of this kind information herein so, do more you received please, are we getting quality no longer do hope
>Orthodox Christians were before the schism.
No... no that's not accurate use google you fuckwad.
It's like a dream. Time to wake up
you wot mate? time is man made?
How is your sister?
Oh wait. She's dead. Right. Here's a picture of her, dead
Infinite time does not create "nothing" into "something" though.
True, but saying they bring nothing good is just as retarded. We literally know nothing and that's how it should be
Are you implying that you're going to attack me when it "kicks off"? What the fuck did I do? I didn't bomb the middle east back to the stone age.
apostates = former Muslim renouncing Islam; 90% of the world's Muslims agree with the death penalty for apostasy, because it's the religion of peace.
Imam = Muslim cleric
fatwa = official pronouncement, supposedly the only way a jihad against infidels can lead to attacks agains them, but that's misleading because there are pending fatwas from both Shias and Sunnis which say any identifiable infidel should be killed, because Islam is the religion of peace
I also feel the holy spirit, especially after a line of coke and raping and killing a girl, holy spirit is some mighty shit I tell ya
true, it’s all way to much to process. i just don’t think a human mind could ever completely understand the entire universe. since we’ve only been to earth and the moon and seen the planets in our solar system, we’re comparing the whole universe to this little speck of information that we have about it.. ya know ?
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Fuck off, retard.
If it's a scam, how did it survive for thousands of years? Surely only dumb people fall for scams, but how did they manage to survive and procreate for centuries? Are you saying that dumb people are good at survival and procreation and smart people are bad at it?
Jokes on you: Protestants don't recognize the pope
>If it's a scam, how did it survive for thousands of years?
Have some ground rhinoceros horn in your ginseng tea and relax.
>Are you saying that dumb people are good at survival
What is there that you can't think?
No school today fucking dumbass.
Lol okay.
>there are pending fatwas from both Shias and Sunnis which say any identifiable infidel should be killed
[citation needed]
It's President's day. Kids are out of school.
Amazing coincidence...
Stimulating input.
i’m just saying since we’ve only experienced what we know here on this earth and solar system, i can imagine all i want but i can never know if it’s true, and maybe there really is something a human can’t understand in this huge universe. i’ll never know.
Alice is a boy who succs
Make me
>shit tier bait makes shit tier bait
Everyone can lie!
?
if you equate god with the catholic church and institutional religion youll end up right next to them in hell
It makes more sense than most posts in here.
Slit your hand veins, make them bleed alot. Then lay down in bed on the side and do blowjob movements with your hands. This will kill you fast.
Lol come at me bro
In quantum terms, the strong force is carried by a field of virtual particles called gluons, randomly popping into existence and disappearing again. The energy of these vacuum fluctuations has to be included in the total mass of the proton and neutron.
Cut your hand veins open
There's no coming back from that.
edgy lonely athesit feelsbadman
Fucking try harder faggot
>Atheism
>Noun
>disbelief or lack of belief in the existence of God or gods.
God isn't responsible for you fucking 5000 men and then wanting your virginity back.
Go fuck yourself.
cry nigger
Cool chart bro.
Yawn*
The universe began as a very hot, small, and dense superforce (the mix of the four fundamental forces), with no stars, atoms, form, or structure (called a "singularity"). Then about 13.8 billion years ago,[1] space expanded very quickly (thus the name "Big Bang"). This started the formation of atoms, which eventually led to the formation of stars and galaxies. It was Georges Lemaître who first noted (in 1927) that an expanding universe could be traced back in time to an originating single point. The universe is still expanding today, and getting colder as well.
Take your meds
I bet you also believe that the earth is round huh?
Lol do you really want me to die? That's pretty fucked in the head my man.
autism
Shut the fuck up Arthur. Kys.
No rebuttal?
Where did the atoms come from, nothing ?
I'm bawling over here. No rebuttal for you as well?
You're suffering. I was trying to show mercy.
Who the fuck is Arthur?
lol i don't think these people are even following the conversation they just saw the picture and assumed that was me i guess? That's not me and that picture is old as dirt. Fucking idiots.
It's a sphere.
The moon is an ancient space station tho
Nobody should hurt him nor herself.
Absolutely disgusting!
A simple understanding of the english language can take you pretty far in life
But who was picture?
Shit dog I might just cut my hard viens on all those fucking edges you got there
Where did the atoms come from, nothing ?
does this website look like google to you motherfucker?
>sperging this hard
>I-I’m not religious guise, honest!
Veins*
That's an old picture.
I remember that.
>there are pending fatwas from both Shias and Sunnis which say any identifiable infidel should be killed
>[citation needed]
Whether a fatwa applies to any given muslim depends on the teachings of their local mosque leadership, which is why islam is so factionalized, and why almost any non-muslim is at risk from jihad at any given moment in many areas of the muslim world, including relatively liberalized countries with conservative factions. When it happens it's covered up to save face for the leaders, preserve commerce and tourism, and cover for incompetent police. Only the most cosmopolitian cities like Dubai, Abu Dhabi, and Doha, where violent police crackdowns on any sort of intolerant muslim activism allows Hindu temples to exist. Some of the most tolerant countries, like Morocco, have the highest rates of islamists murders of infidels.
He did kind of say exactly where atoms come from. Try reading it again.
>religion tells us that at the beginning of time the universe was created by a single omnipotent god in a single act of focused will over the course of seven days
>science tells us that at the beginning of time the universe was contained in a single infinitely dense point and exploded, forming the universe over the course of seven epochs
these two concepts are entirely unrelated and mutually incompatible. people who believe one are smart and correct, but people who believe the other are stupid and just believe made up fairy tales. if you ever meet someone who believes in the one you dont believe in, you can feel completely secure knowing that theyre stupid and youre not.
dont worry, you know everything, youve got it all figured out, you never need to reevaluate your preconceptions ever youre always right and those dumb stupid people you dont agree with are always wrong
But where did the atoms come from ?
Waiting for the world to end...
Hurry the fuck up.
it is funny how their book always encourage peace but they just ignore it because muh jihad
>If it's a scam, how did it survive for thousands of years?
Because people are frightened of death, and retards cannot reason their way past their fear. That’s where Rector Minvader steps in.
Well since god doesnt exist according to you, yall dont mind me coming and carving you up do you ?
good point
You carefully worded those two arguments to sound similar when they're not. The bible explicitly explains how the universe was created and what it consists of and the scientific community has found evidence that directly conflicts with the bible's genesis story. These differences can not be reconciled.
Imagine being this degenerate.
Can't wait for the heretic cleansing of atheists
>it is funny how their book always encourage peace but they just ignore it because muh jihad
Christians, Buddists, and Hindus are no different. There's backwater trailer trash hillbilly KKK denominations of of all of them, just like they all have their own versions of underground railroad ultrapacifist quakers.
Can't wait for all the old people to die and religion with it.
Chatolics are all old money royals. Hmpfh peasant...
That's not the only thing that's going to "die", faget
Tough luck JR religion is back on the menu
yeah i mean everyone and everything dies eventually but I don't know why you're getting all existential about it
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
who is JR?
Eat your corn with ketchup.
JR Tolkien.
Lord of the rings.
>Eat your corn with ketchup.
is this a reference to something or are you just saying weird shit at me for some reason?
It's not the religion or the denomination nearly as much as the local sect leadership. If the preacher is teaching hate and violence, he's going to attract a following who is okay with that, and vice-versa, no matter what the book or hierarchy says. Very few sects have the discipline to enforce homogeneity at the local level, and you only hear about them when they do because they and their actions are the exception.
so like.. JR Tolkien religion is back on the menu? Like we can join religions JR Tolkien made up? Are you calling me JR Tolkien? Is that supposed to be insulting? I don't even know his religious views. I don't know why I'm expending so much effort trying to understand your post but I'm curious.
I see you are Canadian.
That convinced me. Thanks user.
Not following this convo super closely but I'd say that the major difference between Islam and other religions is it's prevalence as the state religion in theocratic nations. The theocratic nature of these governments allows for more atrocious behavior in the name of religion than would be tolerated in a secular government.
Again I'm not following this convo super close so maybe I'm barking up the wrong tree with this.
And I should believe my ancestors and relatives because they say god is real because this book. Fuck you. The heavens gates opened and closes, we’re all going to hell.
See you in hell op
This. This right here.
I'm an Atheist, can't help what I believe, its just the way it is.
But have you seen how fucking happy Christians look? I lie and tell people I'm Christian, I even go to church occasionally, just because I'd rather associate with healthy happy people rather than basement dwelling neets.
That's absolutely true, but India is falling into that same trap right now.
Thanks PhBC
Agnostics have the best of both worlds, and can go to any church they want without any shame and be welcomed with open arms. Islam, Catholic, and Evangelical church leaders specifically instruct to be kind, welcoming, hospitable to agnostics over atheists and different religions. Also, you never have to lie about your feelings or pressure anyone else to do or think something they don't want to.
Be best. Be agnostic.
How is it hospitality to disrespect atheistm by being "over" them like you said you slippery slippery snake?
What is truth
it's like saying bi-s have the best of both worlds. They don't, they're fags, who sometimes also fuck women
You absolute dumbfuck are you even old enough to be on this site? You're never gonna pass 7th grade
Have you heard about ignosticism? It's the incredibly annoying little brother of agnosticism. Basically ignostics believe that before they can even discuss the concept of god, the exact meaning has to be completely and unambiguously defined.
What?
You’re welcome. I think it’s important to describe the religion scam accurately. No sugar-coating and no euphemisms.
and what did he say wrong exactly?
Truth is relative.
Only in your hell am I a killer.
I mean if you don't have an irrational fear of dicks being put in manbutt then you might realize that bis actually do have the best of both worlds.
Truth is the opposite of lies.
Deep man
Do your parents know your saying these things? You may get lunch detention if they knew
And another godtard ass goes full Krakatoa. BOOM!
Today I on twitter I learned that I don't have to be bi to love fucking traps. YAY!
Please delete Twitter. It sucks.
Good song
lol @ evil agnostics. You know they had to happen.
>Look at me so cuul and edgy
It's ok puberty is almost over for you user
Is it always true that truth is relative
I want a pet Bear
I ... I think I'm ignostic.
Behold the godtard debating arsenal:
Hat!
Joo!
Hell!
Reddit!
Back to school!
What you will never, ever hear from a godtard is evidence for their favourite god. That’s because there is none. And that’s because their favourite god is just as fake as the thousands of other gods that they know are fake.
THIS
A big reason a lot of them are traps is because they don't want to get fucked by faggots. You can blame them for a lot but not for that.
>Last word