I am God, AMA

I am God, AMA

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will I ever be a famous comedian or did you have something else in mind

why wont you show yourself and prove your existence?

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How is a socialist leading in the Democratic polls?

Why is my g-spot up my ass?

Why do we even exist?

Wheres my money at motherfucker?? !!! ?? !!!!!??

spontaneous observed proton decay? malarkey or effective way?

I'm thinking of an irrational number between 1 and 1,000,000,000,000 . Tell me and I will believe.

Verify you are god. Show us a miacle or something

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Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

HOLY SHIT

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Oh shit! God is real!

give me a sign plz?

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why do the wicked prosper?

Shit! God is real

and he is good at math too.

They do not. They die.

(not OP)

>irrational

They do not. it is just temporary. They will eventually suffer And prosperity is subjective, and so i wickedness. Just because you consider someone wicked it does not mean that he really is.

only the wicked look for signs

How dare you question his supreme knowledge. He is always right.

Is there a place in hell for furries?

God, is Santa Claus real? Also, why does he ask me for cookies and milk and then put his finger in my asshole?

Why do you keep harassing that small town black dude on probation who keeps making the same threads about it every day? Could you please either smite him down already or relocate his ass to Africa so we can stop hearing about it?

What is wickedness?? Men should dominate women and duck them young..
Oh wait, everyone before 1940 is in hell.

You’re a fuckin elitist....

>everyone before 1940 is in hell.
Nobody is, if you actually read the book. Everyone who's died is taking a dirt nap until the 2nd Coming whereupon 144,000 jewish men get into heaven.
"And I saw the number of them that were sealed and these were a hundred and forty and four thousand of the twelve tribes of Israel"
And the "them" was masculine in the original hebrew. The multitude of many nations gets judged and THEN the lake of fire happens.

How's my mom and grandma?

why harlequin babies?

I have simned my entire life but now i say sorry do i go to heaven

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Hey god, do you hate niggers?

i make compost grow exotic plants from all over the world and attract butterflies and rarebirds come to live in my garden i talk to god and the devil we agree on something or we do not move on until we all agree i am not god almighty but we are all gods the innovation is shit the collaboration is fucked and we need a website that isnt full of completley random bullshit we need a website to perfect or plans and clean up our mess effectivley

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forgive me ?

Why did you make me into a sick pervert? I've been this way since I was a kid.

i am just man but man is immortal with hidden strenght,, you are forgiven simply becuase you seek forgiveness

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Create a hacker this is your mission for the remainder of your life here on planet earth this will make life wonderful for our return i promise use this site to create a storm in the name of the hackerspace where you will create aything you want unless youd rather be reborn into an alcohol society full of pubs

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Bring the Hackerspace to your community this is an angelic order of the highest it is upon you not your neighbour

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stand with me as we Breathe life into Emporium 2020 A CONCEPT THAT WILL FLOOD EARTH WITH CREATIVITY AND TRUE ABUNDANCE

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Why how come after I been eating better my hemorrhoids go away?

I was told hemorrhoids for life but now I no longer have em. No joke, used to feel em every poo, now it's like a new anus.

you are A God but not the one true heavenly Father God Almighty we are all gods made in his image

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Why are we here?

Where are my damn car keys?

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plants can cure flesh eating diseases reverse blindness im not joking plants can reverse death but fuck you youll die in pain becuase i am a man with knowledge not magic i can make flying cars plus overflow your bank account but again fuck you i studied hard for 20 years on my own becuase everyone is retarded and just speaks alcohol poison yourself but keep your plague of stupidity to yourselfs create art open coffeee shops that invite creativity

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Why don't you exist ??

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Yo nigga what's up, see I wanna bang that small titty babe but she's being tough on the negotiations, wanna help me out?

This is A genuine fuck you becuase im sick to my stomoch of useless input,, do some fucking research autism can be reversed you morons God is pissed but not nearly as pissed as i am

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What really happened to the dwemer?

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as individuals we are fucked but as one we can have everything the faster we combine our knowledge the better this done through the Hacker space

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God didn't answer to any of us. That's a sufficient proof OP is really god, for me.

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this is a real hover car which you will never afford unless you open a hacker space you will return to this shithole more broken i promise you money will run from you if you deny my message and as for that sick bastard he'll burn for eternity thier face will melt in his hands as man before he goes

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Why it be like that you ancientfag?

i am not OP but allow me to assure you i am a God with angelic sight

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What do you have to say about Satan's demon shit AMA in

Satan is a spirit that vowed never to return out of anger this is slowly changing he will be reborn into a loving family once the temperature is right for everyone to flourish but his own appostles are derranged humans cuasing terror and i mean sick but this is coming to an end as people unite through great ideas and creations never before possible, some people are dragged up becuase that is all they knew, we must change this

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How bad is hell? I don't accept Jesus as my Lord and savior, and I want to know if that means eternal suffering or just a worse afterlife than heaven.

op is just op i am the real shiz and i bring real credits to all and every i am not God im just a man who did not settle until i got an answer the sky opened when i presented answers everyone will be given but that isnt gonna clean our rivers and water supply the internet is our tool of freedom and we havnt made the one vital website weve done sweet fuckall but watch crap and buy sweets and then look for more shite without piicking people up before we reward ourselfs,, our children left to rot in orphanages are being fed to us through mcdonalds after being sold on the dark web and raped untill braindead you want ruthless i havnt even began

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it means youll be lead astray be pure evil when he waves a few shiny coins in your face becuase you have notseen what the light has to offer and will not see unless you vow to help everyone on earth by opening a hacker space near you its free money vs easy money just abit of dark shit that gets a whole lot darker becuase people are blind broke and desperate

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