Cred Forums i am dating a literal stripper aske me anything

Cred Forums i am dating a literal stripper aske me anything

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Really?

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I only assign questions to figurative strippers meaning you're out of luck. Sorry.

Yeah
I dont know what figurative means

Me and my GF have been talking about going to a strip club for a couples lap dance. Tho I'd also be wearing a chastity cage during this.

Would there be likely any strippers who would feel weirded out if my GF told them I was wearing one? Possibility make them more into it?

They would think you were a creepy fucking cuck, act i terested, then laugh about your pathetic existence with there co-strippers for years to come

This is the most truth ever spoken on Cred Forums

How does someone strip a literal?

I bet the most likely case is they won't even know wtf it is, barely hear the explanation, pretend they heard and just say its hot, then forget about it after the dance is over and go back to doing drugs in the back.

Strippers aren't rare or anything. They're everywhere. Right this minute millions of guys are dating them. But congrats, I guess.

>I dont know what figurative means
Curvy.
"Her big boobs, narrow waist, and thick hips made her figurative."

how big is ur pp?

>literal

op is 12 years old

Atleast she isn't a homo

i am a literal stripper. cant wait to see this thread lololol

exactly

Kek. This isn't a ylyl thread why did you do this to me

what do you like about her

Oh, just to lighten things up.
Anyway... I don't really have any q.

pics

TITS OR GTFO

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That's good cause I'm not op

You are not dating a literal stripper, you piece of shit moron.

You are literally dating a stripper. How stupid americans really are jesus fcking christ?

enjoy the herpes

I had a relationship with a stripper for 5 years. She used to live in front of me, and got kicked out of her apartment by her ex, so she stayed that nigh with me, and I offered her to move in. She lived with me for 5 years, and it was fucking insane. She was crazy as fuck, but the only thing I loved was the Sex. She got killed after we broke up, because she got involved with a drug dealer and ended up getting shot.

Post her
>inb4 no
She’s a fucking stripper who cares?

I'm dating a metaphorical stripper. ama

>metaphorical stripper

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>Cred Forums i am dating a literal stripper aske me anything

yeah you and the rest of her client base...fucking idiot

GF STRIPPER TITTIES OR GTFO

They don’t date their clients. They date their boyfriend

Do you get a cut or are you a literal faggot?

Do you know where your wallet is right now?

are you literally dating a literal stripper?
does she literally strip?

everytime you make a good metaphor, she takes off one article of clothing

i'm dating a ghost of a stripper, ama

i'm dating a pretend stripper, ama

yeah she just pretends to strip. she showers with her clothes on.

im datin an accidental stripper, she once accidentally showed me a bit of a tiddy

im dating an alleged stripper, ama

Cred Forums I'm dating a potential stripper, ama

im dating a girl that is not a stripper and has never been one in all her life ama

Hey Cred Forums, so I'm dating an onomatopoeic stripper, ask me anything

im dating a literal wirestripper ama

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Wood stripper? Or some other kind of job that doesn't include removing your clothes to an audience.

Cred Forums i am dating a literal tipper ask me anything

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good shit

i'm fucking a literal pair of slippers ama

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=BNANWs2KLj4

Does it concern you that she likely sleeps with some clients?

Cred Forums i am dating a literal coomer ask me anything

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Cred Forums i am dating an undercover stripper

she acts like she's going to get naked for you, and then she calls you a patriarchal shitlord for objectifying her body

I'm dating an FBI honeypot ama