Be prepared.
This is not a warning, this is a threat.
We are coming.
We will not be persuaded by your leaders or your people.
You have been warned.
Be prepared
Nicholas Bell
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Carter Thomas
ok
Ryder Cooper
Oh god kill me first please. Do you need my address or do you already know it?
Isaiah Foster
lookin' swole
Ryder Lopez
just think about it really hard for 10 minutes and we’ll get it
Jackson Gray
the real question is: why?
if you're coming, why? there is nothing here you need or want, if you can cross vast distances, you have the ability to create anything you require. This is a wasted trip.
Zachary Adams
look, if you just eliminate all niggers, earth will be a much nicer place.
Gavin Davis
Why are you posting your threat on Cred Forums you stupid fucking retards?
Angel Smith
We are going to rape you all
Aaron Taylor
The Andromedians have claimed hold in the Milky Way for eons.
Leo Lee
It’s a good thing you came to /b. That’s where I’d announce my impending invasion from outer space.
Caleb Wilson
Stop posting a hundred fucking shit threads in hope that one will actually work. These are all trash threads and stop larping as a redditor for (You)'s, baitposter.
Fucking kill yourself.
Sage.
Chase Foster
Benjamin Gomez
They're building an interstellar highway and Earth is in the way.
Logan Robinson
Jordan Hernandez
>you have the ability to create anything you require
>there is nothing here you need
And that's exactly the problem. When you're immortal and all powerful all that's left is to seek entertainment and fun. Your kind plays paintball and video games to simulate action and danger. For us there's nothing quite like the thrill of landing onto a new planet with a space gun, and seeing how many beings we can annihilate before they manage to 'get' us. Of course we teleport out at the last possible millisecond and drop a dummy body for you to dissect.
Jonathan Morris
>This is not a warning
>You have been warned
TFW superior space beings can't get basic English right
Bentley Collins
>this is not a warning
>you have been warned
Caleb Hill
I'M GONNA KICK ALL YOUR ASSES IF WE DON'T GET ALONG
Liam Campbell
Honestly CNN is fake news. Maybe/pol/ would be a better place to post earth's destruction. They're "space aliens" though I can forgive them for not understanding context that human cultures use.
Robert Gutierrez
Well think about it. All the other social media services require you to have a phone number to create an account, which an alien wouldn't have. And you'll go unnoticed on sites like Twitter because you need followers for anyone to even see your posts. Cred Forums would be an ideal place for an alien race to accounce their presence on the internet. Unless they can't fill out Captchas because they don't know what crosswalks and fire hydrants are.
Isaac Lee
>haha guys it’s the funny greentext I saw on reddit last year isn’t it so funny?
Ayden Scott
How can we make your invasion more comfortable for you?
Charles Brooks
>this is not a warning
>this is a warning
Fuck off, space niggers.
Easton Edwards
What took you so fucking long? Did you evolve from morons?
Adrian Ortiz
BRING IT YOU SMOOTH HEADED BITCH!!!
Tyler Perez
Its from an old screenshot. Play along
Jeremiah Gray
Why do your heads look like giant ballsacks?
Aaron Clark
Fuck off space niggers were full
Ian Jackson
>this is not a warning.
>you have been warned.
Ethan Reyes
bring me the jedi, and no disintegration ! I want him alive
Angel Cooper
Post timestamp then, xenos.
Christian Price
Robert Brooks
Daniel Wilson
Dude on the left looks very confused, are you sure he's in on it?
Matthew Foster
Show alien tits or gtfo
Dominic Hernandez
ayyyy lmaaaaaooooo
Liam Rodriguez
ayyys use google and post stale pasta?!?!
Ian Evans
Zoe Saldana looks great in these pictures
Christian Walker
>Aliens are bored assholes
Can’t wait to nuke you
Camden Davis
Lol I'm not scared. Pussy ass bitch aliens. Of all the sites to go around threatening people you picked Cred Forums for some god forsaken reason.
Bet your piece of shit UFO breaks down half way here. ET you better phone home you ugly reject yoda looking motherfucker
Put a shoe on your head and post a timestamp on your gaping multiple alien assholes so I know you're not trolling
Julian Williams
Cool story, now fuck you big headed sand niggers.
Aiden Powell
fuck off space niggers
Benjamin Taylor
cum inside hehe
discord..gg/shitpost ((remove the extra dot))
server with no rules. Anything Goes!
loli, cp, gore, nudes, and A LOT of shitposting!
Adam Rogers
Love the picture. Especially the 'Cult of Kek'.
Chase Nguyen
Just so you know I'm not joking.
You have been warned.
Austin Young
You're great
John Thompson
Colton Myers
Jaxson Price
Be persuaded.
This is not a threat, this is a thread.
You have been coming.
We will not be prepared by your peepholes or your leanings.
You have been threade'd.
Ethan Nguyen
I am currently fapping to this.... Not really... Something's just to blah to fap too.... Now if that one martian did things to the other one while the other one stuck it's finger in it's mouth....
Brandon Hall
bring lots of toilet paper
Ryder Gray
They're not gonna invade us anymore after this.
Zachary Martin
BUMP ALL YELLOW THREADS
YELLOW REVOLUTION NOW
POST YELLOW
Jack Taylor
Luis Gomez
Kek
Dylan Parker
"You have been COOOOMING"
Cooper Mitchell
And then the alienseses got el burno
Dominic King
SPACE FAGGOTS
Gavin Cruz
This old thing?
Connor Clark
I am lubing up my butthole before I go out every day so I can take the probe without discomfort. It's kind of exciting. Now I know what girls feel like when they rapebait.
Jordan Lopez
I'd tell you t bomb mecca first, the bad smell on those sand niggers will send you home in no time.
Alexander White
can you help cure my stuttering
Jose Smith
>This is not a warning
>You have been warned.
Blake Gomez
You're forcing yourself not to c00m because having nothing else left to do in your life was not enough for your misery, user. You're a walking laughing stock and OP guzzles cum a lot less than you do.
Landon Howard
Jonathan Rogers
>This is not a warning
>You have been warned.
Isaac Roberts
Haha. I'll pop your head like a zit you stupid alien nigger faggot.
Austin Wood
Camden Flores
ayy lmao
Brandon Mitchell
Hudson Murphy
Yeah...yeah sure just listen to this for a moment you martian ambassadors.
ACK ACK ACK
Camden Russell
Nice tits faggot. 8/10 would rape and cum on alien tits.
Post pics of an alien pussy now so I believe you better and cum quicker. Tryna fap rn.
Jackson Baker
>this a warning is not.
>been warned you.
Aaron Morris
I kinda want to print this in my room.
Fuck these brainlets
Joshua Anderson
N-n-nnnnn-no.
Hunter Allen
Brayden Green
you cant just gut old pasta like that and expect it to work. it was good once, and you made it sad and sloppy... are you even trying?
Bentley Barnes
aw.. you're not even the OP
Logan Taylor
Hurry the fuck up
there is a lot of people that i have to kill when the chaos begins
Ian Moore
>in my room
Hmmm
Carter Kelly
I'm not that guy, but even as an adult I refer to my bedroom as "my room", old habits die hard.
Leo Bennett
Come and your woman will soon be blacked and raped vy african kings, you can't compete grey boy
Nathan Brown
>hey guys
>guys
>guys he's got a room
>a room, guys
>kek, a room, implying, you know
>yeah, implying he's alone right
>guys?
>plz guys don't fap iz bad for u
>guise?
Cameron Scott
...
Ethan Johnson
Guess it varies. And the world grows.
Benjamin Morris
Cringe
Justin White
No need for warnings. If they really exist we don't stand a chance. There won't be an hour war, not even a minute.
Luke James
Yeah. And. Remember. Kid. Fapz. Bad.
Charles Cook
I for one welcome our new alien overlords
Josiah Thomas
Yes. We picked up a transmission speaking of someone called Cred Forums and he sounded enlightened.
I'm from Alpha Draconis and we don't care about your planet. We just lurk mostly and post when we see that hu-man female Belle Delphine
Ryan Turner
Charles Davis
Kek. "Grey boy"
Nathan Hughes
Ok, now go back to Cred Forums
Jaxon Ross
please destroy all traces of humans. thanks.
Brayden Gonzalez
Yup. /pol is sure leaking today, goin to sleep.
Do the same. It's useless to browse /b atm.
Jeremiah Evans
Carson Allen
Lmao
Daniel Wilson
Pee is stored in the balls. You have been warned.
John King
Fuck you alion, you ain't gang probing me
Jaxson Taylor
this explains everything. a whole bunch of words in a jpg
Chase Collins
woked.
Noah Martin
inside the mind of a meth-smoking trumper
Evan Campbell
Shut up space niggers
Hudson Sanchez
Oh hai. Heads up: there's always something in our air that hurts you guys. Being your own atmosphere and happy hunting!
Michael Smith
Cant wait to bust a creamy nut in one of those dummies, OP
Hunter Peterson
Or bicycles
Or fire hydrants
Or busses
Or tractors
Or cars
Or mountains
Or stairs
Or chimneys
Or boats
Or store fronts
Or motorcycles
Henry Jones
Mel Gibson proved water also hurts them.
Andrew Mitchell
kek
Samuel Peterson
Fuck off space spics let me become entirely dependent on you or get out
Ayden Moore
Just fucking kill us already. Start with the muslims then the niggers then slide down the religion scale till you get to normal people.
Chase Brooks
Fuck off space niggers, we're full.
Caleb Smith
Earth’s full
Evan Wood
>Of all of your sites, this Cred Forums is the most secure.
>What is this roody-poo you speak of?
Jose Collins
Nice...
Caleb Lopez
Sad when all you can think about is trump. You probably wanna off yourself before november.
Josiah Anderson
yes
Colton Martin
Fuck off space niggers, we're full.
You can crash on the moon if you want.
Levi Bell
hurry up then you slow cunts
Lucas Clark
poop is stored in the butt cheeks
Liam Perry
Quick, make porn of them guys
Noah Hughes
do it you bald head, big brain pussy
Mason Smith
stupid space niggers